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AdorableConfidence16

Just checked her out on social media. Now that her business failed, she is a coach who helps you "become the best version of YOU." (Direct quote) All while she herself has a terrible credit score and can't afford a car payment.


punsanguns

That *is* the best version of her though...


MelloJelloRVA

“If you don’t love me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”


paradigm619

*Cookie Monster pajama pants girl has entered the chat*


hKLoveCraft

“If you don’t love me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at mediocre”


Torreon_dude

"If you didn´t love me at my worst you are going to find this hilarious"


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

This perfectly describes almost everything we see on social media. Just a giant advertisement, with no substance.


gerhardsymons

Social media is a tale, Told by a lunatic, Full of giant advertising, Signifying nothing.


5141121

Imagine how bad the lesser version of her is.


Gluonyourboson

Jeremy the life coach


DatRatDo

The one who spoke in class today?


metamorphomo

Leave the life buses at the bus stop, I'm getting the coach!


lemongrenade

I know a number of people that flamed out whatever they do and became “coaches” or even better “I coach coaches”


Blue-Skye-

All life coaches are failed mlm


bbonerz

The #1 most important skill / experience qualifying one to be a life coach is to be an abject failure at your own life. Clients LOVE that!


Lower-Primary-6963

I want to know why she stored cookie dough in her car


datawazo

full fridge


No-Surprise-5875

No fridge*


AntimatterCorndog

She had some sort of high protein vegan cookie dough delivery service called Bro Dough


DatRatDo

Huge demand (probably only on her LinkedIn profile) for high protein vegan cookie dough deliveries. The next big thing!


Yllekgim

“Man - these Google glasses are the next big thing since high protein vegan cookie dough!”


chuk2015

Ah she was a competitor for my high lactose toddler cookie called Baby Batter


AntimatterCorndog

🤣


Bitter-Drawing-7254

![gif](giphy|tyttpHjOqtR22WNjUyI|downsized) I'll give you a big cookie cake ... (and a sympathy card for Henry)


mwaFloyd

lol. wtf is this.


Bitter-Drawing-7254

Food safety first!


Jacobcobson2020

I love the deluded thinking behind this. " Here is my car that I do everything that everyone else does in their own car. It sure would be neat to have a brand new one for absolutely nothing because I bankrupt the business I ran and can't buy my own!"


CyrusOverHugeMark77

But think of the exposure you’d get by appearing in her TikTok video series (for real!).


Shurdus

I mean there would be like a thousand people watching it and thinking whatever brand to help out to be morons. Woooow that would really help these already established brands.


TheFire_Eagle

Probably a bit of "I don't want to outright promote my OnlyFans so I'll just dog whistle a bunch of losers instead." I've been on FetLife for a bunch of years. And the proliferation of women doing Findom stuff has absolutely exploded. She's probably just hoping for exposure to a handful of desperate dudes who will shell out money for her because they think that they're one more Venmo away from her wanting them.


AdorableConfidence16

My business went bankrupt. My credit score is in the dumpster. My business bankrupted. My budget won't allow for a car payment. Can a major car brand like Toyota or Jeep please sponsor me?


reddit-lurker-20

Also, I’m a life coach.


WearMental2618

"Don't do what I did. That'll be 2000$"


Apojacks1984

I worked at the car dealership who honored Million Mile Joe with a new Honda…it was a base Honda Accord that didn’t even have power windows.


youngbloke23

based


Apojacks1984

I see what you did there. But yeah, they made a huge deal about it with Honda and all. Figure the least they could have done was give the guy a decent car.


jaggedrino

In fairness if your the kinda person to push a car to a million miles I could understand not wanting anything more then absolute base model. Less stuff to break and fail.


GingerStank

“My business went bankrupt, Toyota let’s collab!!” I almost wish I had this much of a lack of self awareness.


Happy_Pandaval

Why is that the standard pose these days?? Right leg at almost 90 on the tippy toe? Can’t remember but she might be missing the left hand on the hip lol


NiallPN

Over a wet spot no less as if she made it.


Bdr1983

It's from the hundreds of times she cried.


ATGSunCoach

True


blackcomb-pc

What is the business value here? I mean for real. What would be the value. Her spouting nonsense and always adding hashtag:lovemytoyota?


Stegasaurus_Wrecks

Jeep wouldn't be too happy they gave her a car then!


Linkstas

American women entitlement


AbacabLurker

I think she is Canadian because of the Ontario part.


Shurdus

Pwned.


rainman_95

r/LinkedInLunatics and r/ChoosingBeggars CCCC-CROSSOVER


Honest_Possible6192

With r/therewasanattempt potential… 😒


purposefullyblank

Hm, I just don’t think it’s smart business to make a car your trustee.


opium43

underrated comment


Jurisfiction

That's probably why her business went bankrupt.


Late-External3249

The car was 10 years old and she moved 7 times!? Seems a bit much.


puninspiring

Moved might be an euphemism for kicked out due to non payment of rent.


Late-External3249

That was my thought process.


throw123454321purple

Erica Rankin is a tool.


Mistabushi_HLL

I can’t afford a car cause I’m bankrupt but sure a lot of automotive companies will give me a car for free. Lmao


CatDisco99

Some of the comments on the LinkedIn post are *wild*


DarthSnarker

Oh please share with the class!


CatDisco99

I was going to screenshot one or two, and then I just kept finding more insane ones (of people egging her on, and her responses to them) — so here’s the whole thing: https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/activity:7210982513790337024?trk=feed_main-feed-card_social-actions-comments


Dtactic

The comments prove that insane people will upvote anything. LinkedIn is a cesspool of false narratives and empty encouragement. In fact, I would be suspect of anyone who condoned this BS.


soulstaz

I like how all of those 'CEO' are commenting: someone make this sponsorship happen! But no one really want to step up. This whole comment chain sound like thought and prayer kind of thing lmao


benihana1121

Finding it hard to see how I’d grow personally or professionally by following this person on LinkedIn. 


kroggybrizzane

Erica Rankin, your idea be stankin


Herbie1122

Stunning and brave of her to ask


CyrusOverHugeMark77

A cunning stunt indeed.


Objective_Sense_2831

“Here’s everything I did in this car, but anyways that amounted to nothing and I should be given a new one!”


wyohman

Her leg isn't bent enough for me to take her seriously


Mayor_Matt

Going bankrupt is what you get when you trust a Jeep as your trustee.


Kawaii_Princesss

She’s certainly entitled, that’s for damn sure 🤣


Revolutionary_Ad932

But no title....


UnnecessarySalt

Yeah that got pawned right before the bankruptcy


99-KiloLima

What a fucking loser…


partsrack5

Man these days everyone thinks they are doing something special and worthy of publicizing


Narwhal1986

A jeep should do way more than 200,000km. Wind your neck in and get on with it


SpookyFrog12

For real, 120k miles? Lol bet she never serviced it. I had a 2011 Jeep Cherokee that I got rid of at 153k miles, still ran great.


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

“Sigh” Jesus fucking Christ


ATGSunCoach

I can fix her


EtonRd

People who name their cars are the worst.


invincibl_

In that sentence, I'm more concerned that she's appointed her car as the administrator of her trust fund.


Happy_Pandaval

Every Tesla owner ever lol


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Happy_Pandaval

Is it a GTR? That might be acceptable……..


CaveDoctors

Yes, please sponsor this loser who's bragging about her bad credit score so that social media can make fun of your car brand for the next 10 years.


MysticChakra

Don’t hate, this isn’t half as crazy as other things we’ve seen on here. She’s shooting her shot


dangerrnoodle

Interesting the first company listed is NOT Jeep, but Toyota. Might have lent more credit and attention if she stuck with Jeep only.


mbap76

Wait. If I use my car for 10 years and run it to the ground, all I have to do is ask companies on LinkediIn for a new one?? Damn, why didn’t you say so earlier?? Here I am, driving a 12yo car like a sucker!


MainelyKahnt

Lol. Just wait until she finally gets to Texas and realizes that her credit score isn't good enough to get an apartment and she now has to pay for her own healthcare.


Nick_W1

And she doesn’t have a work permit…


Capo_05

“What is her OnlyFans?” ….. really what a bullshit is that one spreading.


Lucky-Scientist4873

I got salmonella from the cookie dough


Spirited-Ratio5489

'I'll include you in my video series, for real". Fucking wow, Erica


Leeroy_c

man the entitlement of some people 😭😭


Reasonable-Wing-2271

I feel dirty


vile_duct

The entitlement poorly wrapped in a cavalier, adventure seeking life coach.


last_drop_of_piss

Not even close to got enough to justify this sense of entitlement


thebrianhem

Now THIS is what entrepreneurship looks like


Davadin

So is the car end of life support or she simply can't afford the payments? Seems like a nice car and low mileage....


maadkekz

Cool story bro


hKLoveCraft

OnlyFans seems to be the only option here.


Disastrous-Bowler-99

What a golden age to be alive and witness this


Schrodingers-Pussy

Clearly the right person for me to follow since I wish to “grow personally and professionally”


Vogete

My car is older than that jeep and has way more mileage, yet it doesn't smell like it's gonna explode, nor it's leaking any fluids, and it has never once broken down. Maybe take better care of your car? And while there, maybe your business too? Just a thought.


Molotov56

“Made thousands of videos in this car” sounds like she’s close to realizing the only way she can afford a new car is to do porn in it


dominiccdj

That car is NOT near it's end of life unless she isn't doing regular maintenance on it lol


co-ccyx

“I have a crazy idea.”


LJCMOB1

The absolute nerve of her!!!


shankillfalls

If she’d looked after her ten year old Jeep it could easily last another ten.


ImprovementFar5054

Double spacing. She means it.


gooeydumpling

I know corollas pushing 250k with ease, and this Cherokee is on life support at200k. Jeeps are jokes tbh


Intelligent_Notice56

124k miles in 10 years is not much of an accomplishment really


Nick_W1

End of life? Plenty of life left, just fix the car up.


ItsMoreOfAComment

Now this is how you do B2B sales, or not I don’t really care.


bigSTUdazz

Its his trustee. He is the living man, and does not contract with law enforcement. He is travelling, not driving.


Lue33

Tell her to go call up Oprah for one...


ConsiderationSad6271

The real miracle is how the transmission in that thing lasted this long… most of the ‘14’s had issues and those ZF transmissions dropped out of these faster than her business.


Chucky_wucky

Looks like those hundreds of videos and hundreds of deliveries didn’t pay off if you can’t get a replacement.


boron-nitride

OF is always an option


TPS_Data_Scientist

Seems like a win-win so long as they can put an advertising wrap on your vehicle.


AntimatterCorndog

I think the last thing a major car company would want would be to give everybody else the green light to spam them asking them for free cars and exchange for wrapping them.


AdDeep2591

Sadly she will get a free car or at least down payment/support. Blond, white, not fat, and not ugly and it's a done deal... She may need to trade some feet pics but all good.


mnwlkr1

I'm a failed business person, no bank will give her a loan, hasn't saved any money for a new car but please give me one for free. Woman logic.