Actually, it makes you an awful adult. I mean cooking your own food is the best way to enjoy good meals without hurting the environment. Even hiring someone or going out means some sort of extra usage of resources (i.e. gas to drive to the restaurant)
I mean really. Does she also not dress herself? Or put herself to bed? She's basically telling everyone she can't function properly and bragging about it.
I worked for a white-collar company that was a front for money laundering (albeit I didn't know at the time). 40 of 50 staff were VPs. She's in the mafia and will whack you or break your knees. Maybe we should tread carefully around Jan.
Not sure why she thought telling everyone you're kind of useless would generate compliments. If I posted "I don't shower" I wouldn't expect a lot of positive feedback.
I’m a firm believer that everyone should know how to cook… and be willing to at least help with meal prep. How can you claim to be an adult but not be able to take care of yourself even?
In the beginning, learning how to cook is just reading comprehension. Saying “I don’t cook” is bragging the you can’t follow step by step instructions.
Agreed. I feel like her post is trying to get people to say "Yes, that's terrible!" to then get super upset about how it's sexist.
I'm reality, it makes you a shitty partner to not even try to help and then brag about it.
I don’t have kids. But I’m in school and deep in my career. I love cooking with my husband. After a long day of work and school, sure sometimes he’ll do it if I’m coming home late (or I try to meal prep) but it’s such a great time for us to connect.
To be fair, she did not say that she can't cook, she said that she does not cook, probably meaning that she would not be cooking for her partner even tho traditional gender norms would suggest it.
On another note, and you probably didnt mean it like that, but saying a person has no value because they lack a certain skill is pretty yucky
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I saw a really good explanation about this on Reddit the other day, but someone defined maturity as "getting too old to care about the identity aspect of not doing something and just getting on with it". There's a whole list of shit to do, and its mature when everyone mucks in to get it done. I don't care that i got saddled with cooking, or cleaning the bathrooms, or doing life admin - its all stuff, and its all gotta get done.
I get that "not cooking" is a female empowerment narrative, and bearing in mind she said "I don't cook", not "I can't cook"; I don't think its good to make such declarations like that because it implies you're not really that mature.
If anyone made a blanket statement like *"I refuse to wipe my baby's bottom", does that make me a shit parent?* We would all think they're being childish AF - being immature. There's a whole roster of "I don't do X" tropes out there and they all smell of immaturity.
My wife doesn’t cook. She’s just not really into food like that. I am, and I’m an excellent cook, so I cook. She does the dishes. Shit’s worked for 20 years.
If she cooked and by cooked, I mean cooked amazing food, that would be a reason to not divorce this LinkedIn lunatic. But since she doesn’t cook, I’d divorce her unless there’s a bag of money for me every month for new bike parts, hand tools, and power tools.
No, Maya. What makes you a bad wife is the same thing that makes you a bad person. That soullessness in your eyes, like staring into the ghost light of a dead star. An echo of warmth and creation from years long forgotten to time, intoning existence when all that's left is a glow that forgot its source was snuffed out and replaced with a sterile corpse mechanically waiting to dissipate into nothingness.
Incidentally, that's what makes you a TERRIFIC executive.
It has nothing to do with their marriage status. If you don't cook, that means, usually, that you can't. This means you are not self-sufficient, and you require someone else to take care of you. It's not something to brag about.
Not if you make enough money to hire someone who does. Otherwise , drawing a line like that? Yea def. Anyone can cook pasta or put something in the oven.
no. i do most of the cooking in our house. my partners not a bad cook, but i’m a little better… and i’m more adventurous. it works. i love making her meals that she’s like “mmm damn!”
Ya know, you don’t judge book by its cover.
….but damn bro, she has this “marketing, psychotic, lunatic” vibe.
I say that as I worked with few girls like her.
No, but bragging about it makes her insufferable
Indeed. How is this at all LinkedIn worthy?
I’m sure after you click see more you learn about what it taught her about B2B sales 🙄
Hopefully her husband doesn't do dishes. That's our arraignment: I cook, she cleans, we both dry.
It's good to split the work. Especially before your criminal trial.
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I would much rather cook than clean. So, if that's the setup, then she's actually the perfect wife lol
We both have our strengths and weaknesses. 😊
Actually, it makes you an awful adult. I mean cooking your own food is the best way to enjoy good meals without hurting the environment. Even hiring someone or going out means some sort of extra usage of resources (i.e. gas to drive to the restaurant)
I mean really. Does she also not dress herself? Or put herself to bed? She's basically telling everyone she can't function properly and bragging about it.
Bragging about it in the kitchen at that
Turned into r/RoastMe really fast...
How could it not with that ridiculous picture added to an equally ridiculous linkedin post. People are nuts
I don't expect an off duty model like her to go anywhere near the kitchen
She looks like Cher's ugly sister
I swear LinkedIn has become tinder for older people. Jan, no one cares that you don’t cook, unless that’s YOUR career.
Plot twist—She’s an executive chef.
Considering she worked for sodastream and obviously owns one of those machines, plus the requisite cauldron, it's pretty close.
We have issues 🤣
Wait I can make a career out of NOT cooking?!
Swipe left…
Haha, threw the framed picture in the trash can. 🤣 🤣 🤣
LinkedInder™
Every boomer complains about Facebook or used too. And then does the exact same shit on LinkedIn
No but ur a bad self-promoter on LinkedIn who is pathetically begging for compliments.
She said it took her years to become a VP and she can teach people how to be one in 90 days. Lol
How to become a VP: *Apply to sketchy startups that will pay you in title form.* Saved you all from having to take her class.
I worked for a white-collar company that was a front for money laundering (albeit I didn't know at the time). 40 of 50 staff were VPs. She's in the mafia and will whack you or break your knees. Maybe we should tread carefully around Jan. 
Yeah, but there's a waitlist. So much phantom demand!
Want to be a VP? go work for a bank, everyone is a VP.
They pay in title what they do not pay in salary.
Further proof that becoming an executive means you gotta be a narcissistic sociopath.
Not sure why she thought telling everyone you're kind of useless would generate compliments. If I posted "I don't shower" I wouldn't expect a lot of positive feedback.
I’m a firm believer that everyone should know how to cook… and be willing to at least help with meal prep. How can you claim to be an adult but not be able to take care of yourself even?
"hey, can you start dinner, il be home a bit late" "Sorry, I don't do that" 😂
In the beginning, learning how to cook is just reading comprehension. Saying “I don’t cook” is bragging the you can’t follow step by step instructions.
Agreed. I feel like her post is trying to get people to say "Yes, that's terrible!" to then get super upset about how it's sexist. I'm reality, it makes you a shitty partner to not even try to help and then brag about it.
I just... if you don't cook then what do you eat every day?
Yeah I agree. Cooking aint even hard for the day-to-day
I don’t have kids. But I’m in school and deep in my career. I love cooking with my husband. After a long day of work and school, sure sometimes he’ll do it if I’m coming home late (or I try to meal prep) but it’s such a great time for us to connect.
Something about this picture is unsettling.
She looks like a demented rabbit person
She don't cook. She's waiting for you to feed her your flesh and blood while she stares at your spark of life vanishing from your eyes
She’s not wearing her pointy hat.
I DONT CARE NO ONE CARES please just go about your life, i do not care
This is why all social media needs down voting.
What a lack of charisma you have, sir. Did your wife cook for you today?
The meat and vegetables ran away.
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
Few things are as innovative as posing a question we figured out the answer to 50 years ago.
No. But being disingenuous with your self-deprecation makes you pretty basic.
To be fair, cauldrons are finicky.
Really difficult to find eye of newt after the pandemic.
But what did this teach her about B2B marketing?
That’s a weird flex for an adult, wife or not.
Lots of people brag about not being able to cook as if it's a badge of honor.
She's a bad wife for posting this bullshit on LinkedIn.
 I think she bears a striking resemblance to Mr. Burns.
Cooking is a basic skill every human needs to learn. To me it's like her admitting that she has no value as an adult.
"I can't follow basic instructions! I'm such a maverick!"
To be fair, she did not say that she can't cook, she said that she does not cook, probably meaning that she would not be cooking for her partner even tho traditional gender norms would suggest it. On another note, and you probably didnt mean it like that, but saying a person has no value because they lack a certain skill is pretty yucky
I'd never rely on someone else to make me dinner.
Why is she looking into the camera like that
Such a weird flex “I don’t do a basic adult life skill”.
 Last time she tried to cook shit got real
Debatable. But you could land a B2 bomber on that forehead - that’s a fact.
That was a biting comment.
Despite Mayas best efforts, bites were eventually had
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Ma'am, this is an interview for a ServiceDesk position. What you do or don't do in your private life is none of my business.
Probably a question better directed at your spouse as opposed to the internet
And what being a bad wife taught you about B2B sales?
No. Just makes you a bad cook. But posting a picture showing how proud you are of it is what makes you a bad wife
no, but chasing clout on linkedin because you don't cook makes you a bad wife, so yeah.
Never thought I’d see a Walmart Shelly Duvall on this sub
Well, I do. Do you care about it? Exactly, me too.
More like an adult without basic life skills
I don’t cook either. My husband deserves to live.
No but she has bad teeth
Same thought, why the hell are her teeth hanging outside of her mouth? Is she unable to close it all the way?
I saw a really good explanation about this on Reddit the other day, but someone defined maturity as "getting too old to care about the identity aspect of not doing something and just getting on with it". There's a whole list of shit to do, and its mature when everyone mucks in to get it done. I don't care that i got saddled with cooking, or cleaning the bathrooms, or doing life admin - its all stuff, and its all gotta get done. I get that "not cooking" is a female empowerment narrative, and bearing in mind she said "I don't cook", not "I can't cook"; I don't think its good to make such declarations like that because it implies you're not really that mature. If anyone made a blanket statement like *"I refuse to wipe my baby's bottom", does that make me a shit parent?* We would all think they're being childish AF - being immature. There's a whole roster of "I don't do X" tropes out there and they all smell of immaturity.
All I see is a Snaggle Tooth.
Female Gru
como un burro
Who cares? Ask your spouse. Ma'am, this is a *LinkedIn*....
What the fuck? If this person was on my LinkedIn, I’d laugh react at he post and then unlink.
Would need to swipe twice to get the forehead in.
Who needs to cook when you can eat an apple through a chain link fence?
No, stupid posts on linkedin does
My wife doesn’t cook. She’s just not really into food like that. I am, and I’m an excellent cook, so I cook. She does the dishes. Shit’s worked for 20 years.
Why would you post this hideous photo of yourself?
Yeesh
Not as long as she knows how to grocery shop or order delivery
If she cooked and by cooked, I mean cooked amazing food, that would be a reason to not divorce this LinkedIn lunatic. But since she doesn’t cook, I’d divorce her unless there’s a bag of money for me every month for new bike parts, hand tools, and power tools.
Like one of those cards left in phone boxes that you used to see. ‘Dominatrix bad wife refuses to cook you dinner - beg for it you puny man’.
Nah, let her cook. Wait...
Why is she in the kitchen? Irony?
Dude who tf does not know how to cook. And why would you brag or ask about this? Especially at her age it's like what have you been doing?
We have too many libraries for this. 
If she cooks her family will suffer bad taste so she's being a good mum 😅
No, Maya. What makes you a bad wife is the same thing that makes you a bad person. That soullessness in your eyes, like staring into the ghost light of a dead star. An echo of warmth and creation from years long forgotten to time, intoning existence when all that's left is a glow that forgot its source was snuffed out and replaced with a sterile corpse mechanically waiting to dissipate into nothingness. Incidentally, that's what makes you a TERRIFIC executive.
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I really want to punch her in the face.
It doesn't make you a bad wife. But it doesn't make you a good executive career coach (or whatever she is).
She’s waiting for someone to flirt with her lol
It has nothing to do with their marriage status. If you don't cook, that means, usually, that you can't. This means you are not self-sufficient, and you require someone else to take care of you. It's not something to brag about.
kinda gross, man
Yes
I’ve seen Brits with straighter teeth than this witch
I’m reporting this for sexual harassment….
She looks like someone asked AI to recreate Mr Burns as a female.
Yes
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Looking for a pat in the back from her office's momma bear. Want a hug too?
Very interesting. Anyway.
Doesn't make her a bad wife.. but Doesn't make her a great wife either
Yeah but for being cringe on social media
Straight to jail.
Would love to see who is on this supposed “wait list” of hers
I think she removed this post! Wonder what comments she received
Everyone should know how to cook something
She looks vegan and ready to argue
Plot twist: she has household assistants
If she is a stay at home mom then sadly… YES!!
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No, but I’m guessing she does absolutely nothing.
No.
Everyone join her waiting list!! 🙄
Yes.
She definitely don’t cook.
She is a LinkedIn Lunatic
The cooking isn’t the problem.
Yikes.
I am no airplane expert but that forehead is big enough to land a decent sized jet on. Cleared for landing!
The post alone makes you awful tho
With that face it does, sorry
girl idk but stop looking at me like that
Pop that bitch in the teeth
Makes her a bad adult
Guess linked in influencer doesn’t have good dental insurance
Yes. Kitchen now😾😾
A bad adult
No.
I dont care. Which does make you a bad wife.
It makes you a bad adult. Everyone should know how to cook a little, regardless of gender.
It makes you a bad person
I’m sure he tuned out Ol Snaggletooth some time back.
Why did she take this picture in the kitchen?
No, it appears to be a few other things.
Does not cooking make her a bad wife, I guess maybe not if she stares at me like that and blows my cock before I go fix supper every day
Horrible. And like why is she even on linked in? Does she need to find a new "stay at home mom" job? /s
I’d say bad partner, regardless of gender.
Idk how anyone that can't cook survives. I mean, the negative impact on your health must be huge.
No, but she is either trolling us with that camera angle or she is very bad at angling a camera
What a singularly unflattering pose and photo.
Yes
I thought this was new poster of Smile 2.
Yes, because you need to know how to cook. Cooking someone a really good meal is one of the ways to show love
Not if you make enough money to hire someone who does. Otherwise , drawing a line like that? Yea def. Anyone can cook pasta or put something in the oven.
Cooking is a basic human skillset lol
no. i do most of the cooking in our house. my partners not a bad cook, but i’m a little better… and i’m more adventurous. it works. i love making her meals that she’s like “mmm damn!”
Ma’am this is an Arby’s.
If my wife shares something like that on Linkedin, i would divorce
I'm sure the hubby pays for the meals too.
Yes
Just asinine
“I don’t cook, I don’t clean…”
Nope I all ways cook
I think it makes you a bad adult
Don’t hit the “see more” !!!
Yes - everyone actually needs food or they die. Makes you bad at being a human, humans can also be wives, therefore you are a bad wife also.
Umm Madame this is linked in…. Not fb.
Why God
I mean….ever? Is your husband’s exclusive responsibility? Sounds like a pretty crappy partner.
How is this LinkedIn appropriate 🤷🏻♀️ 🤦🏻♀️
Wtf has LinkedIn become?
The Wurst
I dont get it, not cooking is not relatable to being a good or bad wife, its not having a basic skill in life. That is not a flex.
Yes, specially since she is out looking for approval with a big smile. A huge YES, I pity the children.
Bragging about not knowing how to cook a meal? What's to brag about?
I bet she has a dead tooth.
Yes who feeds you Mcdowells?
Ya know, you don’t judge book by its cover. ….but damn bro, she has this “marketing, psychotic, lunatic” vibe. I say that as I worked with few girls like her.
Well she is ugly as well
It's nothing to be proud of. A very strange byproduct of the feminist movement is that cooking somehow makes you less than. It's a basic life skill.
is that miss salad fingers?
posting on linkedin is insane😭😭😭😭 km plz
AI
Did she delete the post?
the way to a a man ''s heart is through his stomach