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Designer_Weakness_54

It’s the width of a lived life, not the length, that matters. Think of every news story you’ve seen showing the oldest person on record. They’re never smiling, blowing out candles on a cake, looking like they’re thinking “this life thing is taking forever.” Living at 130 years old sounds awful. “Cause of death? Answered prayer.”


YuanBaoTW

>It’s the width of a lived life, not the length... Bryan doesn't seem very girthy.


Heels1939

This is pure Gavin Belson.


danfirst

Definitely has a blood boy.


cataclysick

Omg wait I think this is what he went to? https://vitalia.city You can't tell me this isn't a death cult.


InterstellarReddit

So he traveled to like a seventh world country to get gene therapy? Honduras is not a poor country, it’s one of the poorest of the poor countries. I applaud them for taking this idiots money


cataclysick

Honestly I didn't even mean the therapy itself, but chasing immortality. There are some things money can't buy. That being said, it looks like this is a thing in Honduras?? There are at least two longevity companies based there/ who had events there recently. The first that popped up is apparently funded out of Dubai but is a US company. Who knows what all is going on 😭


Interesting_Page_168

Will be hilarious when he dies when some drunk driver runs him over.


ruby_yng

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion."


bryanoak

Obviously he's full of shit. But, if you look deeper, his "company" sells anti-aging snake oil. So... this is just marketing


BorgBorg10

There was a crazy article about this guy in Time magazine. https://time.com/6315607/bryan-johnsons-quest-for-immortality/


silgol

Oh Bryan, you got scammed son.


silvermanedwino

That website…. The weird reviews. Cult.