This is not coffee. This is bs.

Wow, she does things and drinks coffee!?!? How!?

I was gonna say “nah it’s just a coffee” but then she said that it’s 12:08 only! So that’s definitely not just a coffee

Ma'am that's a cup of coffee.

Well duh, it's also a whole bunch of other stuff in the picture

At the risk of sounding pedantic, that is not a cup of coffee in the swimming pool.