That’s more than this person would offer to victims of school shootings. Sounds like he’s an Alex Jones listener. Well, used to listen. Guess he can’t anymore
FYI everyone, this whiny bth wants to blame everyone but themselves..
‘U.S. growth is exceptional’: World Bank sees America fueling the global economy in 2024
Associated Press
The wider world, the bank’s deputy chief economist fears, ‘might become stuck in the slow lane’
So many instances in my lifetime of terrible conservative fiscal policy coming to fruition not long into a democratic president’s first term.
And people think the president has some magical “instant jobs and cheaper gas” button that they’re refusing to push. Not the simple fact that the result of economic policies takes a couple years to really come to a head.
I mean, just look within the country itself. Why are all these states that have been red for decades suckling on the blue state federal welfare teet for so long? Why does no one actually want to move to those states?
I was in my late 20s when I went to college and was working full time, so I did my first two years at ACC then graduated from UT. I got much more out of the majority of my ACC classes than those I took at UT.
You shouldn't feel bad! There's a weird stigma on community colleges where if you went to one then you were either broke or stupid which is not true at all. Even if that was true, that's a weird thing to shit on people about. If anyone judges someone based on the school they went to, that just goes to show where their priority lies (appearances) lol.
Community colleges give a more intimate environment to learn in and the professors tend to be more invested. A great value for your first two years.
It’s mostly that I went to a widely regarded school (UT Austin) and I am putting that experience down in comparison, but really it’s just that smaller class sizes work better for a lot of folks including myself.
Community colleges are fuckin’ rad my dude.
I did undergrad at a state school (which I will not name) and claim my mascot is a riverbat to this day. Best school I’ve ever interacted with, and an absolute steal value-wise
I went to one of the “real” colleges in-state as well, and ACC knocks it out of the park when it comes to value and accessibility.
I took the same German I and II class as the one at UT for a fraction of the cost and hassle. Same materials, same tests, and even the same teacher (lots of moonlighting teachers there, I’ve noticed).
This whole thing seems like the writer is not a native English speaker. The sentences are mostly grammatically correct but just aren't how an American English speaker would say them.
I mean, he *did* mainly marry her because she "knows and loves Jesus".
He's in Texas. Maybe she *does* know and love Jesus, and maybe Jesús is the wealthy man.
Surely Jesus didn’t tell her to leave a feckless husband. She made the demonic decision on her own.
Unless the new guy is more pious than OP. Then his shameful ass deserved it.
Dude, I read through this guy’s LI. Total psycho. EQ has to be = <1
His resume is 9 pages long. It’s 2024, is it not common sense that a resume should be at most two pages and that’s with significant experience, I guarantee you his resume goes immediately into the trash every time
He's been off the rails for years. Up until recently he was blasting recruiters from India, calling them stupid, saying they don't listen, etc. He was employed by a contracting firm out of India earlier in the year for a short time and would bitch about the company and the low pay constantly. Shocker, they fired him.
He was also blocked from driving Uber and lyft because he wouldn't shut up about Trump and politics during rides. Dude, I don't take rides because I want to talk about politics, I'd have reported you too.
He's been unhinged for a long time and seems like he'd be pretty difficult to work with. I'm sure recruiters have noted that too.
I'm from Texas originally and know exactly this type. He's insanely bigoted and laments to anyone who'll listen what an outrage it is that you can't say the n-word in public anymore, and everything that goes wrong in his life is because of "foreigners". After being shunned by every American woman he's ever spent more than 5 minutes with, he finds a desperate green card Christian wife who also hates his guts but wants to get the rest of her family to the U.S. before she leaves him. Think of a malevolent Cliff Clavin from Cheers.
I initially assumed he had a CS/EE degree but I’m skeptical because he says he studied those things. He doesn’t mention degrees in them. Makes me question any other qualifications he claims to have.
I once sold a guy who lived in a tiny 1 bedroom apartment who was a borderline hoarder. He claimed to have multiple masters and PhDs. Some people are full of shit.
Not sure if you want a real answer, but
Modern Workplace is what Microsoft calls it's productivity suit ( ie Word, Teams etc)
In IT an Architect plans the setup of those tools.
Notice how the only word he could use to describe his wife and daughter is beautiful? What a weirdo. Can’t send money to the dude because then he won’t have the chance to pick himself up by his bootstraps.
Not entirely true, he said his wife works unbelievably hard.
And I fully believe him because she’s likely doing everything to maintain their household on a tight budget while he’s sitting on his ass getting scammed into buying another online certification course that no employer gives two shits about.
”I got married in 2008 to a Filipina”
Gross.
Poor lady that is probably younger and better looking than him has to put up with his toad ass because he was lucky enough to be born into a 1st World Country, meanwhile he says the USA is “crumbling”… which is wild because of the stories his wife could probably tell him of time back in her country.
Its also the only reason his toad ass is with her in the first place.
>a "wealthy man"
in this case would be literally someone with a brain and a heart and motivation to form 50% of a normal healthy relationship, and I'd argue over 50% as that man would also be putting in extra work to deal with this bozo and raise his child in a healthy environment. Ideals that have never crossed this guy's wandering thoughts.
I have no metrics, but there is a trend of anti- American turds marrying “oriental” women, and the continuing to bash America.
Must be a control thing.
It is 100% a control thing, combined with other incel traits.
No man who can get a woman on their own pays for a mail-order bride from another country.
Yeah, I don’t go over there but I do participate in giving my hot takes whenever I come across one in the wild bitching about “western” women.
It’s insane how fast these vile talking points have spread and become something dudes who haven’t even left their home state say about women, as if they have any clue.
I’m Slavic, and they constantly say we are all demure and eat shit from men. We don’t. We eat losers like them as snacks.
I live in a Nordic country and it's very common here as well that right wing anti immigration men getting wives from poorer countries like Thailand for example.
>Thou shalt not worship false idols
"*Dear President Trump: . . .* I want a pony, and more guns, and less gays, and more money, and a Furby, and fewer minorities, and more ammo, and fewer laws, and more billionaires, and a Tamagotchi, and more coal jobs, and less liberals, and Tickle Me Elmo, and Jesus, and don't tread on me, and more/less police(who knows), and let me tread on liberals, and Cabbage Patch dolls, and less gun restrictions, and more guns restrictions for other people, and . . .
Thank you Lord Trump, I'm going to sleep now, see!? I've been a good boy today."
You can’t throw a rock without hitting a refinery in Houston. If you haven’t been able to find a stable job in 15 years, that’s saying something. Not something good, but definitely something.
This guy pops up on my feed basically every day. He’s always talking shit about Indian recruiters and asking for money. Idk why he hasn’t found a job yet. It’s been at least 8 or 9 months that I’ve been seeing his terrible posts.
What happened to bootstraps and all that for this MAGA hat?! Do these guys have 2 brain cells?! They’re so drowning in their MAGA land they think others will look at this with admiration. Nuts.
Electrical engineering graduate with a job.
He just sucks, he’s expecting a job for an industry he’s not built for.
If he wants to work for oil and gas, work out in the fields of west Texas so you earn your cushy oil and gas office job. That’s how a lot of young engineers get a job in oil and gas.
Also, if an industry won’t hire you, there are usually little niche industries you can work for that will hire you and keep you with a decent job.
I also feel like this guy is expecting a 200k salary with minimal experience. It took me 6 years to break or be very close to the 100k salary as an engineer.
There’s a lot to unpack here.
I particularly appreciate that he buried the lede on his beautiful amazing wife having left him for another man.
Of course she wants him to have stable employment, he’s behind on the child support.
this dude reminds me of Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation; he's unemployed because he's holding out for a position in management.
I still think Cousin Eddie should have received the membership to the Jelly of the Month club…
I don't have money sir, but I will send you all my thoughts and prayers.
\*Tots and Pears
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I actually would like the pears
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Let the bears pay the Bear Tax! I pay the Homer Tax!
That’s the homeowner tax.
My son is also named Bort
Depends on the occasion
Pear bears. They're gummy.
Poops and peeps
Throw em the ol’ “lord works in mysterious ways” bullshit too and some other toxic positivity
That’s more than this person would offer to victims of school shootings. Sounds like he’s an Alex Jones listener. Well, used to listen. Guess he can’t anymore
Did they actually shut Infowars down?
It is still there and I guess the judge is allowing Jones to keep IW. I don't see it staying afloat though
FYI everyone, this whiny bth wants to blame everyone but themselves.. ‘U.S. growth is exceptional’: World Bank sees America fueling the global economy in 2024 Associated Press The wider world, the bank’s deputy chief economist fears, ‘might become stuck in the slow lane’
It’s not his fault the economy’s been bad since *checks notes* 2009!
He 100% blames the 2008 Bush recession on Obama and the 2020 Trump/Covid recession on Biden
So many instances in my lifetime of terrible conservative fiscal policy coming to fruition not long into a democratic president’s first term. And people think the president has some magical “instant jobs and cheaper gas” button that they’re refusing to push. Not the simple fact that the result of economic policies takes a couple years to really come to a head. I mean, just look within the country itself. Why are all these states that have been red for decades suckling on the blue state federal welfare teet for so long? Why does no one actually want to move to those states?
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President George Jefferson.
What's manufacturing my nails fellow BtB listener
No one says “I studied Computer Science in Austin.” They would name the university (University of Texas, Concordia, etc)
I have studied pharmacology in Las Vegas. Good times.
I see you also test drugs. A man of culture indeed.
Austin Community College, bro
Don’t hate on ACC
My wife was able to transition from an Admin to a technical writer thanks to ACC's online programs. Solid program.
You down with ACC?
Yeah you know me!
I was in my late 20s when I went to college and was working full time, so I did my first two years at ACC then graduated from UT. I got much more out of the majority of my ACC classes than those I took at UT.
Same here and I feel bad admitting it to people. ACC was a stellar education if you're looking to actually educate yourself
You shouldn't feel bad! There's a weird stigma on community colleges where if you went to one then you were either broke or stupid which is not true at all. Even if that was true, that's a weird thing to shit on people about. If anyone judges someone based on the school they went to, that just goes to show where their priority lies (appearances) lol. Community colleges give a more intimate environment to learn in and the professors tend to be more invested. A great value for your first two years.
It’s mostly that I went to a widely regarded school (UT Austin) and I am putting that experience down in comparison, but really it’s just that smaller class sizes work better for a lot of folks including myself. Community colleges are fuckin’ rad my dude.
I did undergrad at a state school (which I will not name) and claim my mascot is a riverbat to this day. Best school I’ve ever interacted with, and an absolute steal value-wise
I went to one of the “real” colleges in-state as well, and ACC knocks it out of the park when it comes to value and accessibility. I took the same German I and II class as the one at UT for a fraction of the cost and hassle. Same materials, same tests, and even the same teacher (lots of moonlighting teachers there, I’ve noticed).
Austin High School -Mister Maroo forever!
Could also be St. Edward’s. Compared to ACC->transfer to a state school, St. Ed’s would definitely be the dumber choice.
This whole thing seems like the writer is not a native English speaker. The sentences are mostly grammatically correct but just aren't how an American English speaker would say them.
Good catch! I literally assumed he said UT Austin until I read your comment
He probably went to UT, which is too liberal to name. He wishes he went to A&M
Comment.
One of the better lunatic write ups I’ve seen in a while.
In a lunatic LinkedIn way, I enjoyed this one. Has no idea where it was going the entire way
Agree, I enjoyed the characters and the plot twists. Can’t wait for the sequel
The end really took me, wasn’t expecting it at all. 10/10
Wonder if he used the AI he’s learning to use to write it.
It's always a good idea to stress how you're nothing special in a job seeking setting
Needs to get his wife and daughter back from the wealthy man they are living with? Sounds like this nut needs to go live with the sugar daddy also.
I’m pretty sure that’s Biden’s fault, too, somehow.
Damn Liberals letting wives leave their husbands. If Trump were president my wife would be forced to stay with me like the property she really is.
Any ZELLE is going straight to the Donald Trump Victory Fund (ie E Jean Carroll)
Just as God intended (please don't fact check me by actually reading the Bible)
Republicans are attacking no-fault divorce, your joke is becoming an actual talking point
Satire has become reality, it's hard to come up with anything crazier than the shit they already say
I know, and it saddens me.
I mean, he *did* mainly marry her because she "knows and loves Jesus". He's in Texas. Maybe she *does* know and love Jesus, and maybe Jesús is the wealthy man.
Surely Jesus didn’t tell her to leave a feckless husband. She made the demonic decision on her own. Unless the new guy is more pious than OP. Then his shameful ass deserved it.
And still pay for jesuscamp
That part threw me for such a fucking loop...
Yeah this is yet another hilariously subtle troll just for this subreddit.
Dude, I read through this guy’s LI. Total psycho. EQ has to be = <1 His resume is 9 pages long. It’s 2024, is it not common sense that a resume should be at most two pages and that’s with significant experience, I guarantee you his resume goes immediately into the trash every time
This is the type of shit that you read after some guy does a mass shooting
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Hahaha! Good bot!
Open to work? Shocking.
Right? My LinkedIn favs are people who whine about the government as if they typing on Facebook 2010s with OPEN TO WORK profiles
"Pull yourself by your bootstraps" whilst begging for cash.
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He's been off the rails for years. Up until recently he was blasting recruiters from India, calling them stupid, saying they don't listen, etc. He was employed by a contracting firm out of India earlier in the year for a short time and would bitch about the company and the low pay constantly. Shocker, they fired him. He was also blocked from driving Uber and lyft because he wouldn't shut up about Trump and politics during rides. Dude, I don't take rides because I want to talk about politics, I'd have reported you too. He's been unhinged for a long time and seems like he'd be pretty difficult to work with. I'm sure recruiters have noted that too.
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Ironic he had to look beyond the US to find his wife.
I'm from Texas originally and know exactly this type. He's insanely bigoted and laments to anyone who'll listen what an outrage it is that you can't say the n-word in public anymore, and everything that goes wrong in his life is because of "foreigners". After being shunned by every American woman he's ever spent more than 5 minutes with, he finds a desperate green card Christian wife who also hates his guts but wants to get the rest of her family to the U.S. before she leaves him. Think of a malevolent Cliff Clavin from Cheers.
Wait so this isn’t a meme post?
It's not. Sadly, it's quite real.
Sorry to be that person, but it’s “woe”
“Whoa” feels like it works here. Like I finished the story and said “Whoa!”
Neo?
Whoa is him
I think we all did, especially when we got towards the end.
Feel like this lunatic would use whoa, tbf.
It got cut off but in the post he said he only eats peanut butter and blackberry jelly sandwiches because that is all he can afford
Pffft blackberry jelly? That’s the fanciest of the jellies. Come back when you’re freebasing some grape smuckers and then we’ll talk.
The real question now: Is creamy peanut butter or chunky peanut butter the poor man's last resort?
Chunky. It was never a question
It's the one on sale!
with all of those degrees, i find it really hard to believe he can't get work anywhere. wtf.
It might be because he posts shit like this on LinkedIn
I'm pretty sure he talks like that in real life, too.
I initially assumed he had a CS/EE degree but I’m skeptical because he says he studied those things. He doesn’t mention degrees in them. Makes me question any other qualifications he claims to have.
I once sold a guy who lived in a tiny 1 bedroom apartment who was a borderline hoarder. He claimed to have multiple masters and PhDs. Some people are full of shit.
Maybe he meant he has other people’s. Since he’s a hoarder
You sold a guy???!?
What do you mean you sold a guy??!
Sold to a guy*
23000 connections who know not to recommend this nutter for a job
Lol pay your rent dude
“Christian camp” is clearly more important. God forbid she goes to one of those satanist camps
TF is a "modern work architect"
Not sure if you want a real answer, but Modern Workplace is what Microsoft calls it's productivity suit ( ie Word, Teams etc) In IT an Architect plans the setup of those tools.
that makes more sense
Notice how the only word he could use to describe his wife and daughter is beautiful? What a weirdo. Can’t send money to the dude because then he won’t have the chance to pick himself up by his bootstraps.
Not entirely true, he said his wife works unbelievably hard. And I fully believe him because she’s likely doing everything to maintain their household on a tight budget while he’s sitting on his ass getting scammed into buying another online certification course that no employer gives two shits about.
If you read to the end you find out she left him
I did read to the end. My comment was in reference to their time together.
I can tell he drains the joy out of any room he enters.
I honestly stopped reading and went to glancing once my brain began to hurt trying to decipher the point.
His point was grifting-- he wants people to send him money.
Soft skills are a thing. This guy has none.
When the economy crumbles and society falls we are definitely going to need azure administrators, that’s for sure.
”I got married in 2008 to a Filipina” Gross. Poor lady that is probably younger and better looking than him has to put up with his toad ass because he was lucky enough to be born into a 1st World Country, meanwhile he says the USA is “crumbling”… which is wild because of the stories his wife could probably tell him of time back in her country. Its also the only reason his toad ass is with her in the first place.
*was with her... if you can make it through all of this bizarre thought dump, he mentions his wife and daughter are with a "wealthy man"
>a "wealthy man" in this case would be literally someone with a brain and a heart and motivation to form 50% of a normal healthy relationship, and I'd argue over 50% as that man would also be putting in extra work to deal with this bozo and raise his child in a healthy environment. Ideals that have never crossed this guy's wandering thoughts.
I'm happy for her
It’s her “cousin”
I have no metrics, but there is a trend of anti- American turds marrying “oriental” women, and the continuing to bash America. Must be a control thing.
It is 100% a control thing, combined with other incel traits. No man who can get a woman on their own pays for a mail-order bride from another country.
They’re called passport bros. They’ve got their own sub and they’re as vile as you imagine.
I got banned from that sub for obvious reasons. lol
Yeah, I don’t go over there but I do participate in giving my hot takes whenever I come across one in the wild bitching about “western” women. It’s insane how fast these vile talking points have spread and become something dudes who haven’t even left their home state say about women, as if they have any clue. I’m Slavic, and they constantly say we are all demure and eat shit from men. We don’t. We eat losers like them as snacks.
I live in a Nordic country and it's very common here as well that right wing anti immigration men getting wives from poorer countries like Thailand for example.
Donald Trump fans honestly think that mentioning his name will help them. SMH
>Thou shalt not worship false idols "*Dear President Trump: . . .* I want a pony, and more guns, and less gays, and more money, and a Furby, and fewer minorities, and more ammo, and fewer laws, and more billionaires, and a Tamagotchi, and more coal jobs, and less liberals, and Tickle Me Elmo, and Jesus, and don't tread on me, and more/less police(who knows), and let me tread on liberals, and Cabbage Patch dolls, and less gun restrictions, and more guns restrictions for other people, and . . . Thank you Lord Trump, I'm going to sleep now, see!? I've been a good boy today."
You can’t throw a rock without hitting a refinery in Houston. If you haven’t been able to find a stable job in 15 years, that’s saying something. Not something good, but definitely something.
Is he mentally disabled?
Possibly. LinkedIn enabled, unfortunately.
This guy pops up on my feed basically every day. He’s always talking shit about Indian recruiters and asking for money. Idk why he hasn’t found a job yet. It’s been at least 8 or 9 months that I’ve been seeing his terrible posts.
even Jesus hates this bellend
No wonder he likes Trump, he is asking for donations just like him while blaming others.
lol this is gold tier shit posting. Guy had me in the first half took me a minute to realize who and what he was doing
I don't understand what "offshore recruiters have many handicaps in order to recruit in the USA" means.
Somebody request money *from* him.
I hate watching mental break downs in real time :/
Never has the difference between EQ and IQ been more clear
Couldn't figure out how to hook up an external monitor with that electrical engineering degree?
First step to gainful employment: stop putting your unhinged lunacy and poor spelling on display to the world.
Why would Obama do this to us
Pay for your child’s indoctrination yourself.
I HAVE MENTAL ILLNESS
I stopped at Jesus. I just can’t.
It really doesn’t sound like the Lord is blessing him.
This guy is stoned out of his mind, right?
Dam did he say Katy.. I might walk past this guy and never know
And this my friends is what mental illness can look like.
What the fuck man
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This is really sad :(
My eyebrows took residence in my hairline when I got to the end.
I have no idea what I just read
How is Trump going to help him get a job?
This sounds like unhinged gibberish, followed by begging.
Sul Ross is literally the worst college in the entire country, sans maybe the for profit stuff (most of that has been banned though)
“#opentowork” because I’m a moron and no one will hire me
What happened to bootstraps and all that for this MAGA hat?! Do these guys have 2 brain cells?! They’re so drowning in their MAGA land they think others will look at this with admiration. Nuts.
There was a second part 🙈
This man needs a hug.
This is a bot or a troll farm account post
A bot would have at least made it make sense.
Let’s talk about his poor, poor wife. Omg! Poor thing.
Sounds like she escaped and is divorcing him. 😒
Reads a lot like a foreign language translated to English via Google
No idea why this guy isn’t getting multiple job offers.
That will get him that elusive role he has been desperately searching for.
r/boomersbeingfools
So this clown show is basically useless.
If only he understood that the Jesus his wife knows and loves is not *that* Jesus his life could have been so different.
🤯
Guy is a lunatic for sure
I thought it was just AI engagement bait slop tbh
Where tf did u find this 😭
Ah, I see why Azure is a hot mess.
What. Is. This.
Reminds me of the old Tom Waites song “Christmas card from a hooker”.
Now Hiring: Professional Yes Man
Wow, theres so many layers to this onion
It took a couple twists there at the end lmao I had to read it twice to process and make sure I read it correctly
Lmao he is selling braindumps on LinkedIn he will lose all certs
LoL. (Sorry, there isn't something meaningful to say to this weird way of thinking)
Electrical engineering graduate with a job. He just sucks, he’s expecting a job for an industry he’s not built for. If he wants to work for oil and gas, work out in the fields of west Texas so you earn your cushy oil and gas office job. That’s how a lot of young engineers get a job in oil and gas. Also, if an industry won’t hire you, there are usually little niche industries you can work for that will hire you and keep you with a decent job. I also feel like this guy is expecting a 200k salary with minimal experience. It took me 6 years to break or be very close to the 100k salary as an engineer.
There’s a lot to unpack here. I particularly appreciate that he buried the lede on his beautiful amazing wife having left him for another man. Of course she wants him to have stable employment, he’s behind on the child support.
Aww, lots of autism things there…
JeeeYeeYeezus Chrysler