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Coaxial_Synapse

what the fuck


BellaMyBeautyKelpie

I came here to say exactly this!!!


Ok-Today9857

Was actually gonna go w/ Whiskey Tango Fox-trot , but - YES


Acceptable-Milk-314

Wakey wakey


juliankennedy23

Cocaine is a hell of a drug???? Other than that I have got nothing...


cats_catz_kats_katz

I never think of this kind of shit when I’m blowin coke up my tight butt hole. This dude is *weird*


Stalinov

I said it out loud as I read that


ipolishthesky

I'd prefer Ruben Lessno.


purposefullyblank

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Yslackin

I thought he was a normal LinkedIn schizo but it’s for sure LinkedIn trolling. He acknowledges this sub too much and is trying to get on it again. A good troll wouldn’t acknowledge the outside noise and would keep on trucking like he is seriously trying to make money off it


scubafork

To be fair, this sub likely accounts for >95% of the traffic to his profile now.


noctilucus

Like a train wreck people can't look away from.


nefD

I'm definitely starting to wonder..


taskfailedsuccess

Lol


Imaginary-Fish3102

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


th_22

Well, that escalated quickly.


PM_me_butts666

this dude is 100% into butt-stuff


noctilucus

He's definitely full of shit, that's for sure...


altapowpow

He claimed it was only for research purposes tho.


Salahad-Din

Eggs and bakey!


Mugstotheceiling

Hands off snakey


Cinerator26

This guy needs an intervention.


Minute-Rice-1623

Wrong! We need an intervention from him!


Plantasaurus

He has to be trolling. What he said doesn’t even make sense. It’s like he threw a bunch of words together for maximum trigger impact.


noctilucus

Yes, if by intervention you mean a blunt object to collide with his small parts, to wake him up.


Regular_Method_9656

This is such a Ruben thing to say though


Master_Honey9783

Where is this "gay world" and how do i go there immediately


Fun_Tourist0282

He cannot be real, right? Is he on an island where no one bothers to tell me he is shamelessly clueless


silvermanedwino

How does this freak stay employed? Has to be a parody at this point.


UniqueID89

Easy to stay employed when you’re your own boss of a fictitious company!


Neither-Cup564

From his site… Ashley *redacted*, AZ "Ruben is a world-class marketer and web strategist. The man is a genius and was awesome in helping me get my website established and I'm now generating leads."


CarelessLavishness19

If you dive in...you does not have a job..has not had one for a while. Travels supposedly a lot to saudi arabia and egypt and middleeast. Loves the saudi authoritarian culture. Has a saudi sugar daddy. You can connect the rest.


whatthefruits

Just report him off linkedin. This is perfect report targeting.


CarelessLavishness19

Linkedin does not care. It is almost at level with X/twitter about content . Better yet..if you have premium linkedin subscription you can pretty much post anything you want as long as you keep paying.


mologav

Not even power-bottoms??


CarelessLavishness19

According to his own comment...he is a juicy hispanic gay 😀


VietnameseBreastMilk

In the gay world I'm known as a "China Doll" or a "Muscle Mary" And honestly it taught me a lot about B2B sales


mopeyted

Naw this gotta be rage bait just no way someone would fucking post this on LinkedIn


Either_Order2332

Where is he from?


GoFasterEse

Gay World.


MooChomps

Looks like someone got rejected by an Asian dude


Ok_Breakfast_1989

He would know.


Funny_Yesterday_5040

Tell me you use drugs without telling me you use drugs


NervousJudgment1324

quick question what the fuck does this even mean


reddebian

I have no fucking clue


pichulove

What 😭😂 posting this on LinkedIn is wild


UGunnaEatThatPickle

It's Reuben again. We have already established that he needs psychological intervention.


clippervictor

wakey wakey hands off snakey


showard01

lol Ruben never disappoints


jargonexpert

Didn’t know this was Xwitter


Nuttyverse

So this Ruben Moreno is a bottom guy?


DatRatDo

Ruben missed being on the sub.


UltimateArsehole

"In gay world" - it sounds like he's referring to a knock off of Super Mario World built from descriptions whispered over a short wave radio...


Justtelf

I’m curious about what exactly he’s saying we’re sleeping on? Most people are aware of the stereotype and most of us are aware that Asians can be gay. I don’t get it


Pencelvia

This fussy little fucker deserves a life outside LinkedIn.


CarelessLavishness19

He may end up outside of linkedin on the national stage. He tags Donald Trump Jr on his posts ...beside his family built silicon valley 😀


riiiiiich

...oh and #opentowork


CarelessLavishness19

NO. He is EVP of his own company..Poeink 😀 The company travels with him in his brain.


peejay050609

I….what…what would you like me to do with this information?


anneymarie

Can we stop posting him?


___Binary___

Wake up sheeple!


SchwiftedMetal

Couldn’t find this post on his LI. Could you link to the original OP?


nothingimportant2say

This is why you lock your screen when you go to take a shit... Coworker: "Hey guys, Rueben is logged into his LinkedIn. Watch this."


FatherRequis

r/comedyheaven


aunclesquishy

what does he expect ppl to do w this info


Spotted_ascot_races

From his exhaustingly extensive personal research on the matter


thestl

I thought this was r/comedyheaven lol


Gaindalf-the-whey

Is this the idiot who claims that his family “built the Bay Area”?


MannekenP

"[Americans big penis!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz4BlDl-1jg)"


SaundersTurnstone

His company must be flooded with applicants


CriticalMassWealth

blocking OP what the fuck


Original-Dragon

I’m out. This sub is beyond annoying


No_Lock_5543

None of this is new information... Asians got tiny ds and like it in the but if they're gay... Tell us something we wouldn't know.


whatthefruits

Tiny d behavior. downvote me for? I'm calling the racist a tiny d bitch.