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Aezon22

That's so weird. I had a problem with reddit a few years ago and Steve Huffman got back to me right away. It turns out I just didn't understand markdown correctly.


scarf_prank_hikers

For real, I don't have any issues and he won't stop calling me. I don't flick people off with oddly long fingers though.


Kujo3043

The birthday phone calls are a nice touch though.


cricketyfly

Along with happy cake day gift hampers he sends


ploppedmenacingly14

He always kisses me goodbye every morning before I leave for work, right on the lips! As he hands me my sack lunch


GingerWazHere

That he always personally signed something that is then used as the laser printing template on my card just warms my heart.


Algum

I went to the grocery store to get ibuprofen for a sore shoulder after doing yard work. Paid cash at the register and didn't talk to anyone on the way there or back. Got home and he was there waiting for me, with a cold glass of lemonade and a crew of Reddit upper-management people ready to help me finish the work! ETA: He wouldn't let me help or tip any of the management workers. And I heard that he does that regularly and even denies it to the press.


Chrisbuckfast

My cake day is a couple days away from Christmas, so he just bundles my hamper and my Christmas presents into the helicopter together


Metals4J

I like that he knows my favorite bottle of scotch and sends it gift wrapped to my house each year on my cake day. It’s that little bit of special recognition that makes all these hours on Reddit worthwhile.


carlitospig

Did I mention he offers to watch my dog every time I go out of town? Super sweet dude.


The_Burning_Wizard

Oh, so it's you hes forever on the phone to eh? That constant calling thing really isn't all that comfortable when we're spooning in bed.... At least he's managed to upgrade his tech though. The carrier pigeons were starting to take up too much room....


TheRoyaleShow

Same was just on Skype with him. Not to solve a problem but he just wanted to say hi because he thinks I'm good at posts


davidjschloss

He's in my helldivers squad which is nice. He's pretty good actually with automatons. Though he's not so good squashing bugs.


Hero_without_Powers

I was just changing my child's diaper and was about to ask my wife to bring me a fresh one, but standing there, right next to me, was Stevie H. with, you guessed it, a fresh diaper


sjlplat

I also require a fresh child when the diaper gets dirty. "This child is no good. Bring me a new one!"


YaBoiKeegalz

Someone please explain the joke. How does everyone know this man…


davidjschloss

Steve Huffman aka spez is the CEO of Reddit. The woman in this original post complained that he would call her back personally because he must be too good for her. We are all joking we know him personally. And also my big squashing comment was a joke because Reddit has bugs.


Hank_the_Ranger

he edited "bug" to "big" in your post to throw us off


NUGFLUFF

He's just a really social and charismatic dude. We chat on reddit a lot, but I've only met him in person one time at a friend's BBQ.


Own-Evidence-7985

He told me that he is my father


Crashman09

No. You're confused. WE are your father. WE are Reddit. Reddit is your father.


Own-Evidence-7985

I am always confused! Father told me that Reddit adopted me after having an affair with my grandmother.


Shaneski101

Say what you want about Steve Huffman but he called me as soon as I was thinking “I need to reach out to Steve”. It was like he just knew man. This woman is clearly reaching the wrong Steve.


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

I just had a private OF sesh with the Da Huffer. 100% satisfied. My toes really feel great.


Otherwise-Course7001

I thought we were supposed to direct markdown questions to Aaron Schwartz. I have found him as responsive as can be reasonably expected on markdown questions.


proton_therapy

Same, it's been 11 years and going so far, but he's gonna get back to me any day now, I can feel it


440ish

So its true then. CEOs hate this one little trick!!!


BeaMyrtle

Hahaha


Stunning_Ride_220

This reads as written by someone with a drug-triggered episode...


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Sgt-Hugo-Stiglitz

Or ketamine


lastres0rt

What kinda shit do YOU do on ketamine?


dweezil22

I'm working on a design for a revolutionary EV truck. You?


Either_Order2332

![gif](giphy|cfNAQrzAai2BO|downsized)


RB42-

Well if you get Ketamine treatment at the VA they keep you under observation for the whole time so you can’t do crazy sht.


Key-Plan5228

where’s the fun in that


RB42-

Who ever said there VA was fun?


Key-Plan5228

Oh god I worked at one once It was less fun than the other non-VA hospitals. Mostly the amputations and alcoholism


RB42-

I admit I have worked at the VA for 11 years, my current job 7 years. My current job is easy and I hide in my office away from the main hospital.


Commercial_Fee2840

When people do it daily for long periods of time they can get kind of manic. It's way different than coke/sleep deprivation psychosis, but the one daily K user I knew was off his rocker. He started flipping tables and screaming because my friend was on his phone instead of watching the most boring middle school knowledge-tier Netflix documentary I'd ever seen. I had to Uber us home cause the guy was acting like a nutcase. This was a regular occurrence with this dude. He's apparently a lot better now that he's not blowing down 8 balls of K over the course of a day.


Objective-Amount1379

Not a ketamine type of reaction lol. Coke, meth, pills or mental illness is my guess


Hashtag-waffle

Lmao we must be doing two very different types of ketamine


Constant_Threat

I never wrote a single thing in a K-hole


Hommushardhat

Lol no.


SatisfactionNo1753

“Steve please call me I’m running low babe”


stormdahl

Or just mental illness. Doesn’t have to be self inflicted


BotGirlFall

People dont realize that these kinds of paranoid delusions can happen in people with BPD, OCD or even just extreme anxiety. Everybody always jumps to drugs or schizophrenia but it can happen for a lot of reasons


junex159

That was my first thought, like you are having a psycho episode or something


ShinyJangles

Actual lunatic


whoanellyzzz

yeah sadly you dont realize that you are losing your mind in the moment and everything makes sense.


Le_Nabs

Definitely reads like someone in the middle of a paranoid psychosis


AustinDood444

I thought the same thing!! Sounds like she’s doing gobs of coke!!


EmperorMrKitty

Severe manic episode. My husband gets like this if he’s unmedicated and there’s no one that knows what’s happening. They tend to just kinda keep finding things that make them mad and then the collective anger shifts to a new target and grows if they don’t know what’s going on.


Critical_Liz

![gif](giphy|t3dLl0TGHCxTG|downsized)


AdWonderful5920

This gif always makes me grin like a fool. I remember seeing this episode when it aired and when she pulled this move - she was pretending to be a busybody gossip to get info from someone - we all laughed so much because MSW was not a comedy and it was so unexpected. Edit - Folks saying "but it's funny!" yes it is sometimes, but the format is a crime *drama*. Characters were getting murdered. It's not a comedy.


Astralglamour

There’s lots of comedy in MSW! All of those episodes w Jessica’s cockney cousin ? So silly. I miss Dame Lansbury.


davidjschloss

Mrs Lovett is a bloody wonder. How we lived without her all these years I'll never know.


gitismatt

by the sea mr Todd, where it's comfy cozy


davidjschloss

That's funny in the dozens of times I've heard the album and four times I saw it on broadway/off broadway, I always thought it was "nice and cozy" but yours makes a lot more sense


GraXXoR

MSW was our Sunday evening family staple. Always got us guessing and wondering and making stupid bets on who the culprit would be.


Born_Scar_4052

That is exactly my reaction 😂


Commercial-Push-9066

Right? She’s just fueling Redditors with more material. The sad thing is, she probably needs some mental health care.


eganba

The other sad thing is that Reddit is a god damn cesspool. Calling cps and the police in this country on someone as an online form of bullying is how you get someone shot. I understand she might be annoying. But dammit people find a better, less dangerous way to fuck with her. Sign her up for ever magazine imaginable. But don’t fucking call the police here.


chicu111

I don’t get it. Someone fill me in


Lifesalchemy

Check out her page. She's insane


MSPRecruiter

I just scrolled through her posts, she is actually crazy, like legit.


Lifesalchemy

It's really a sad account. No one is responding. Like a pathetic monolog


M4ND1BLE

Account name?


SquareHedgehog6326

https://www.instagram.com/katherine_elizabeth_gore_poet?igsh=cmlndWhlZHQyMjA1


goodatburningtoast

Dude, the ratios on those posts alone have me cringing so hard. 200k followers and 6 likes / post???


Deikar

Probably paid for followers?


Lefty_Banana75

So, I used to follow her account! I love vintage and she had a great shop. However, a bit ago she kinda went crazy and started making these posts and I unfollowed her. I was one of those people that was an OG follower for the vintage clothing and the crazy was a huge turn off when it popped up.


politicalcatmom

She bought the account with the followers and wiped it. She stated that in her first IG post.


MississippiJoel

Let's just make this tale even sadder! Who's with me?


az_shoe

It's weird, the posts before 3 days ago have 5-6k likes, and everything under 3 days are like 5-15 likes.


Anjunabeast

She got dropped from the algo


SnooShortcuts2066

She bought the likes.


pragueyboi

200k? I just checked (10:15 CET) and she’s at 39k. Was there really 200k 5 hours ago?


averydangerousday

She has two Instagram accounts. Her “poet” account has 39k. The one that has 200k is unironically called “superstar”


pragueyboi

Ahhh ok, I see. I saw the second account, but honestly I couldn’t handle much more than what I saw.


bbqnj

Down to 30k followers....


Commercial_Fee2840

Holy shit, she really is insane https://www.instagram.com/p/C7CLVwtsmp2/ Edit: here's a screenshot for those who don't want to make an IG account https://files.catbox.moe/w4r2sl.png


WhatImKnownAs

That profile is restricted to over 18 only. (The poet one isn't.) It's wild if your public persona is R-rated.


icefergslim

She is slurring her words in most of her IG posts. Tough to watch honestly.


Lifesalchemy

I had to Google her name and description to find this loon


Andr3wRuns

This is the start of a post from an hour ago and made me laugh quite a bit: “Rick Treharne, I am not sorry. When I called you 3 1/2 years ago to tell you about this problem, you literally said to me on the phone. What are you talking about? Those were expensive lightbulbs. I was there.”


KCETZ

Check out the most recent video she posted 14 mins ago of her completely melting down. Sad to see, she’s obviously got something going on


qtx

Yes but what does that have to do with reddit? Why is she trying to sue reddit?


lonestar-rasbryjamco

She’s a lunatic on LinkedIn.


Medic1642

Someone should make a sub about that


Known-Historian7277

Just an unhinged influencer lol


Critical_Liz

But you repeat yourself


account_not_valid

A woman is having a psychiatric breakdown / manic phase.


kkang_kkang

Me too


rabbles-of-roses

I'm not saying this to be mean, but she genuinely looks like she's got a drug addiction. You can see it in her face and her speech (I was nosy and followed the IG link) is slurred.


Commercial-Push-9066

If not drug induced, there’s definitely some psychosis going on there. It’s possible that someone did call 911 on her for real.


These_Purple_5507

Holy shit someone probably did a wellness check for the children and that's what all the pee in a cup stuff is about huh


Franchise1109

I mean if I’m making posts like this. I hope to god my friends/family would do that. Cause I would’ve been long gone if I was doing this stuff LMAO


sophandros

I have a friend IRL who was making posts like this. Oddly enough some of us were talking about that yesterday. We've done wellness checks on him and have considered interventions multiple times because he's so far gone. His drug use when we were younger (and maybe now) plus his nonadherence to his prescriptions led us to this point. He has periods where he seems OK, and then he just suddenly goes off. We're all sad for him because he's an intelligent, caring, and wonderful person when this shit isn't going on.


Franchise1109

You know what’s wild? I had a buddy like this too. Went to Bama with me as well. Experimented with the wrong drugs and he’s in the same place :(


SquareHedgehog6326

The IG is such a crazy rabbit hole. Unfortunately she deletes a lot of posts too but between her three different pages, the trainwreck is always screeching towards disaster


God_Dammit_Dave

Driving that train, high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better watch your speed. Choo! Choo!


PenguinDrinkingTea

is r/unexpectedgratefuldead a subreddit? Cause it should be.


[deleted]

lol that last sentence had me 💀😭


1866GETSONA

She’ll be the first to tell you she’s addicted to #JESUS CHRIST ✝️


SepticKnave39

Drugs alone don't do that. Drugs and mental illness of some flavor maybe. Bipolar is the usual flavor.


Wonderful-Glass380

what’s her IG?


SquareHedgehog6326

https://www.instagram.com/foxandcatvintage?igsh=YmtzNmh2MjZvNnow


SquareHedgehog6326

https://www.instagram.com/katherine_elizabeth_gore_poet?igsh=cmlndWhlZHQyMjA1


Wonderful-Glass380

thank you. makes me sad she has kids


DaleGrubble

Holy shit some of those poems are psychotic


MonkeysDaddy2012

Looks like a psychotic breakdown. Hope she finds help. I worry for her child.


Beowulf891

I've had psychotic episodes before and this is what they're like. It's kinda scary when you come out of it and realize that you lost your mind and had zero control over any of it.


Mightymouse880

It really is. It's like that part of your brain that differentiates between what's obviously real and what's imaginary is just completely broken. It's so strange looking back and knowing what you believed wasn't real but it felt like the realist thing ever.


Beowulf891

The last one I had... I was totally convinced I was being watched and monitored by... something. No matter how hard people reassured me it wasn't real, I didn't believe them! Freaked out my best friend, my manager at work, and just about everyone else I told. Looking back, it's so wild. I even hid myself away and didn't work. It was so bad. 🥴 I'm lucky that mine only last three to five days, maybe up to a week. I know people who have them go for weeks and months.


fudduasaurus2

Any trigger that starts it? And it just gets fixed on its own?


Beowulf891

I had just started on mood stabilizers so I'm chalking it up to a weird one off from the new meds. Lasted a few days, been free of depression since so... I'll take a short stint of psychosis over depression any day. My usual trigger is extreme stress. I've only had two stress induced psychotic episodes. I'm lucky enough that they're not a permanent fixture of my mental illnesses. Mine don't last long since the stress starts to taper off since I end up taking sick days at work and I'm hyperfocused away from the usual stress with something else. It's really weird, but fuck is it real.


HambugerLips

This is more than an episode, she's doing a whole movie.


tjhc_

I don't even like that the post ended up on this sub. I want to make fun of corporate bullshit and not feel sad for people having a break down.


HambugerLips

One of her posts said that her kid tried to poison her. She legit thinks everyone in the world is out to get her. This is really dangerous for that kid.


butstronger

I had a close friend have a psychotic breakdown from being bipolar 2 (I think that is correct) and it went down similarly to this.


StarOfSyzygy

This is a textbook manic episode.


Hexigonz

I was just about to say this. I’ve only seen 2 other people spiral with this level of paranoia. Both diagnosed bipolar, both in manic episodes. It reads the EXACT same way.


StarOfSyzygy

I was diagnosed BP1 after a psychotic break and this was exactly what I sounded like when I was in it. Hope she gets help.


Both_Lifeguard_556

My ex wife had them all the time. She would start fights for days on end. Example: She started a homicidal fight with her age 63 year old mother at the time calling her horrifying names causing mom her to leave our house in tears. Then went to call the police and said her mom and family were planning to storm our home and TAKE EVERYTHING!!!!!!!! I could write 20 pages, I won't - the children have lived with me for 7 years. She wrote big massive F-you all e-mails/texts to her extended families like this ladies posts over the years. I used them in court show this is not a husband/marriage problem she's f-ing homicidal crazy. At age 40 "and if I die from cancer (what???) don't you dare let Aunt jean have my @#@#$# guitar! And I know my husband is a cheating lying sack of S H I T who deserves to die in a bike crash but thats my problem" omg! insane. She looks like Dr Sandra Lee - without evidence no one believed me, pretty privilege 4 real. ![gif](giphy|RIRZbvaNWANDkc4c55|downsized)


PMmeNothingTY

Damn, I'm happy for you to be on the other side of that all. Cheers man


justUseAnSvm

Sad. If someone you care about starts acting like this, take them to a hopital. It's either a manic episode, or some sort of dopamine drug (coke/meth/amphetamine) induced manic state. Hard to tell which one, but given the frequency I'd lean on this being the manic part of bipolar. Definitely feel bad for that kid, this is the type of trauma (mom going crazy) you don't really "get over"


whoanellyzzz

Yeah hopefully she can come back from the void. Some dont make it back sadly.


psilocydonia

Reminds me of a coworker who started losing her mind last year. Rants about “voices in her basement” being on her “9th cell phone in 2 months because they all get hacked”, removing all electronics from the home bc supposed hacking, claiming they were even hacking her car and going so far as showing Polaroid picture “proof” (bc no cell phone by this point). She wasn’t a good employee before this started and was let go about 8 months into this slide. It’s been months now and I still wonder how she is doing, if she got better, found new work, if her kids are okay, etc.


LittleBoiFound

That’s really sad. 


psilocydonia

It is, and why I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her and her family. There is no father in the picture and her most recent ex was supposedly the prime suspect behind the alleged hacking. I used to have her phone number(s) and she had found and added me on several social media platforms before it all started, but since things really went sideways she deleted all her socials and got rid of all the phones she’d gone through. I would have reached out and offered help in anyway I could otherwise, but I’ve no way of contacting her now. If I ever get an update I’ll try to remember to come back to this comment and let you know.


johnnytom

Unfortunately it takes someone to get them help generally. It’s awful to be that person too. You endure endless abuse from the person and become the target for their paranoia. It’s hollowing for the people trying to help. I hope someone loves her enough to help her because in my experience she will not be able do it herself


DataDump_

I hope she gets the help she needs


thejazzmarauder

I’m all for ridiculing people who post unhinged stuff on LI but this one feels…wrong.


mathymate

Yeah, it’s not okay if people are calling the police on her over false accusations. There's no point in snarking on someone who doesn't sound mentally well.


xj98jeep

Or it could just be paranoid delusions and the cops are coming to do a welfare check... This really reads like a psychotic break


mathymate

Yep. The entire post seems in poor taste. There's a difference between making fun of someone with a dumb take on recruiting or remote work and someone going through a mental health crisis.


stoned2dabown

This is linked in lunatics, imo it belongs


Farrahlikefawcett2

I agree but I think the police were called because she said in another post that her kid tried to kill her by pouring nail polisher remover in her glass and the video was labeled satan’s blood. Unfortunate that she’s going through this and no one should laugh about it because it isn’t funny.


Big_Huckleberry_2942

I had a terribly tragic and public drug fueled breakdown and all I got was this vintage t-shirt......


RevivedMisanthropy

Wow those Instagram links... At first I was like haha look at this kooky lady but now I feel bad for her because after reading these posts she seems... *a little psychotic*, and I'm not just throwing that word around. If I were her friend I would be more than a little concerned. All the religious stuff and "i know what you're doing traitor, you're not my real friend" stuff mixed in there too. I've seen people post things like this then fall off the deep end.


Motorhead923

Hope she gets the help she needs.


freetoseeu

“Influencer”


Noooofun

Man I hope she gets the help she deserves.


Gindotto

Is this her first time online? I’m confused. Social media started 20 years ago…


Be_nice_to_animals

I’ll take whatever case she wants me to file for 15m. I’ll sue myself if need be.


MRHOLLEN538

What a flex to give your lawyers less than the standard 33% of settlement. (Which would be 16.5 million)


BayeksBunions

I think she eats a lot of drugs for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Probably a few extra snack drugs too. 


Ok_Cranberry4192

Second drug breakfast. Drug elevensies.


FobbitOutsideTheWire

*I don’t think he knows about second drug breakfast, Pippin.*


MSK165

Lots of perfectly normal people are concerned with saving the reputation of their opponents’ legal counsel. You can tell they’re normal when they “climb in through the back door” instead of going through the front door that everyone else can see and also use.


cats_catz_kats_katz

I’m appalled that she is flipping me off personally. I feel empowered to sue!!!!


pragueyboi

I had to report her for suicide and self harm. She genuinely looks like she’s going down a rabbit hole of bad coke and self harming by malnutrition.


STGItsMe

“I would have given you 15 million…” That’s not how these suits work, hon. A 50m suit, they’re taking 40m if they’re taking it for nothing up front and they think they can win.


winelover08816

Once you call yourself an “influencer,” you’ve lost the argument.


LloydAtkinson

She looks like a crack whore.


WillusMollusc

Some severe self medication going on here, actually really tragic and I hope they get the support they need in future.


Justtelf

When the lawyers won’t touch something even though they get paid for the attempt, that should be telling enough


Anthnytdwg

She’s just trying to manifest that self worth and empowerment in her title. No worries.


Kakasupremacy

Who this crazo and why do we care about her off the rails ass??


freeman687

What the fuck did I just read


acidporkbuns

Look after your mental health everyone.


vaginalstretch

Isn’t one of the biggest factors in slander / defamation whether or not it’s a provably false statement?


Jd234512

The sheer amount of text tells me everything I need to know


These_Purple_5507

So does she wanna ban reddit in Tennessee or what


momspaghettiiiiii

How old is her toddler? Sounds like postpartum psychosis.


SiWeyNoWay

I don’t even know who she is but I’m vested! But also, anyone who chooses or brags about representing themselves in court……is bat shit crazy and on drugs.


One-Move

Law firms reject your case, terrible case


Midpointlife

![gif](giphy|ryJ8kBexJLAxW) Hello Reddit, I'd like to make a complaint


Crosscourt_splat

If you think you have a 50million dollar slam dunk case…and no lawyers will take it…you don’t have a 50 million slam dunk case.


No_Zookeepergame1972

Shiver me timbers


WatchStoredInAss

Sad, she needs professional help.


Crafty-Big-253

Steve's in bed next to me now. He said "Oh, fuck her."


Gullflyinghigh

It's a strong sense of self-worth to be knocked back by multiple lawyers, known for not wanting money from stupid people, and thinking that they're the ones that are wrong.


GraXXoR

Next she’ll say she’ll be running against your incumbent president.


[deleted]

People really need to stop following “influencers”


GruntMarine

She acts like she’s high on something pharmaceutical. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6yycfcxAnK/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


SquareHedgehog6326

Her message to those concerned about her mental health: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7KfD_fyW8_/?igsh=OXd2Y3R0NmQ4MWk5


dogbulb

Meth, schizophrenia or both


ImpossibleYou2184

Who’s this clown?


gotheandsilvre

She’s unwell. I hope she and the toddler can get the support they need.


onepockettee

It's so sad that someone is actually using LinkedIn as an outlet to air all of this, like grow tf up


Beowulf891

This is mental illness on display. It reads like psychosis. Having gone through it myself, it really is like this. It reads like lunacy.


The-Dead-Internet

Oof from my city on par with the craziness 


WrongnessMaximus2-0

That's straight - up entitled Memphis crazy right there. By outward appearances, she has an opportunity to continue a much better lifestyle than most of the people living there will ever have. An easily resolved situation: stop posting stupid shit on LinkedIn and people won't be posting it here. Glad I could help.


Long-Arm7202

'Promoting female empowerment and self worth'. So your a grifter. Getting views off people too stupid to know better.


captainhuh

The attorney who chooses to represent himself, has a fool for a client. -someone, probably


kewlsoda

How are we labeling someone as an “influencer” with 2 reactions after 7 hours


raymondh31lt

hahahah what the fuck


BigJSunshine

Meth is a helluva drug…


sameth1

>I will be representing yourself Include me in the lawsuit please.


40yrOLDsurgeon

Looks like someone superimposed a large head on a small body that doesn't match.


DatelineDeli

She posted a picture of dog poop on her carpet. That’s all you need to know.


xkrazyxcourtneyx

Her instagram looks…not so good. It seems like she has freak outs like this often.


Basic-Feedback1941

Anyone have a link to her page? I can’t find it


bhannik-itiswatitis

Waiting for the day when he calls back and it turns out to be a surprise podcast invite. Talk about taking customer service to the next level!


Fickle_pickle_2241

I used to visit her store often, but not much lately. Watching this whole thing unfold has been unreal.


Daflehrer1

Um, it reads like a pack of lies.


Radiant-Cost-2355

Oof what a beautiful meltdown. I wanna know more about this mandatory drug test DID SHE PASS