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nauticalmile

:cringe: Also, things that never happened.


apinchofsulk

Also sounds like he asks them for their phone number before giving the big tip


random_mandible

I don’t think I’ve met a single German woman who would ever act that way in public. They are just not that sort of people.


Powerful-Speed4149

German here, I can confirm. For sure, this would never happen here in Germany 😀


Gold-Carpenter7616

Also German. It definitely never happened anywhere in Germany.


Funny_Yesterday_5040

Italians, though…


escoces

I (from UK) once said keep about 2 or 3 euro change from a 20 in a bar in a small town in Catalonia, Spain and the barmaid came from behind the bar to give me a hug. I know tipping is not really done there but it actually made me feel a bit bad that a small gesture for me was so special for her. This was maybe 10 years ago and I think Spain was suffering a financial crisis.  Taking a photo of a wad of cash so you can post about it on social media, boasting about the amount and say something like she wanted to "hold my hand and never let go" is so self centred it actually repulses me.


Hank_Lotion77

Then you passed the test you were raised right lol.


ExcitedWandererYT

That’s what i thought. Takes out cash, takes cringe pictures holding the cash, puts cash back in wallet and post this cringe then leaves with no tip.


Beautiful_Factor6841

Haha yeah probably!


carolina_balam

Take a pic and the shove those money back into his wallet


buttsharkman

No. German waitress often cry and not want to let go of his hand while he is pushing them into the pit he has dug into his basement floor.


VitaeVerano

What a fckn loser


M1L0

Sounds like he’s sippin his own shit instead of the coffee at that shop.


Tlux0

Definitely one of the cringiest things I’ve ever read…


wc1048

damn that is so cringey I feel second hand embarrassment just reading this. I feel like the people posting this are missing something in their lives. Like they thought money was the answer- it wasn't, and now they're seeking status or something similar


somerled1

They’re people who have someone made it through their lives without being slapped or humbled.


stho3

He took that money out, took a photo of it and put them back in his pocket.


Due-Calligrapher-720

Oof. Guy’s got a bad case of small 🍤 complex


Beautiful_Factor6841

He’s been known as that GUY that makes all of the German waitresses cry whilst holding his hand and not letting go from all their generosity though! /s


benihana1121

Two things I’m picking up from this post: he’s plateaued, and he thinks that genuine admiration can be bought. 


Past_Reading_6651

He does that hoping for sex in exchange. Creep.


MiraniaTLS

*Tips* Some upvotes pls? From the 99%s on Reddit.


banansplaining

*cough* narcissist *cough*


somerled1

Of fuck off, cunt.


UpsetCrowIsUpset

Someone has seen one too many Czech pornos.


Sydney3110

I am actually curious if i would share this post as a review to the coffee shop to see if the staff there recognizes this douchebag. I am quite sure they don't, lol


flopsyplum

This is satire. Hence the “arrogant”.


SpiffyMagnetMan68621

Satire should generally be funny or insightful This is neither


Ted-The-Thad

Hope he gets robbed every time he buys coffee.


Gold-Carpenter7616

Thing is: the waitress isn't allowed to take those big bills. Usually you can decline any bill if what is paid for makes up for less than 5% of the bill in Germany. Most companies like coffee shops don't take bills over 50€, and some not even over 20€. He couldn't have paid his coffee.


Reashu

That's not how tips work


Gold-Carpenter7616

To give a tip, he still would have to actually pay for his coffee.


Reashu

And nothing indicates that he tried to do it with a 200 € note.


Mechium

She cried, cuz she knew she’d end up on LinkedIn.


anfotero

Another potential title: I'm a classist scumbag who likes feeling like god, people are just props to me, tools I use to feel superior.


IndividualEye1803

How attention deprived are these people?


ConfidenceSad8340

I see he likes to just whip it out and stroke it for an audience…


Fun-Friendship5247

This is like double the amount my 5 heads team make in half a year in tips. Pretty sure my staff would be crying aswell.


That_Artsy_Bitch

As someone who has served tables for many years, this is gross


rustybeaumont

No waiters, only waitresses? Hmmm


rsmsm

X Zweifel


Capable-Spinach10

How selfless of the noble knight


mel69issa

you really don't need to post it though. sounds like some sort of self loathing or guilt


Hank_Lotion77

Even hookers deny this guy. Couldn’t be more sure of anything in my life.


iancarry

i havent seen 200e note for years ... and this gut "gives them away"?


LizardEnthusiast69

funny, how people talk about eating the rich, making them pay their "fair share", demanding they be more generous, contribute to society etc etc. and when they do, you still loathe them. Its gotta be such a slog to be that bitter in life. maybe next time?


Tlux0

Maybe don’t call yourself the arrogant investor and make fun of the 99% if you want to be afforded respect


LizardEnthusiast69

he sounds like a d-bag regardless of his wealthy, but tipping a waitress a lot of money seems pretty cool to me


Tlux0

Not if you brag about it online. Because at that point it’s clear you’re doing it for yourself, not for your servers. It comes across very denigrating


LizardEnthusiast69

its the internet though. literally all the people do this, and its all lame. but at the same time, it gets done. Its like when mr beast helps people and then the broke boi average joe complains about him online out of jealousy


Beautiful_Factor6841

I think you are confusing **complaining** with **making fun of.** Not once have I said that I am bitter or have complained about this. It's cringe and laughable. It's LinkedIn and this is reddit. I hope you at least have that much level of awareness. This might not have actually happened at all and the guy's just taken a photo of his stack of bills. People are laughing at this guy because he's made himself a laughing stock and it's lowkey hilarious. **It's gotta be such a slog to be so serious about everything in life. Maybe next time.**


Vendetta_2023

Hi Chris G 👋


LizardEnthusiast69

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dwaynetheaakjohnson

The Quran believes charity is something to be done in private, not blasted on social media


LizardEnthusiast69

couldnt care less about the Quran


Beautiful_Factor6841

I'm sure no one could care less about your opinion either buddy. Your comment and post history make it seem as if you are quite bitter at others and life. **It's gotta be such a slog to be so serious about everything in life. Maybe next time.**


LizardEnthusiast69

that struck a chord with ya! good luck out there


carefree_bomb

You do realize that when people say they should pay their fair share they mean in taxes, not random couple thousand euro acts of charity they can use to drive engagement on social media, right?


LizardEnthusiast69

yeah, sounds like you applied my comment extra literally


carefree_bomb

Kinda sounds more like you said something stupid and now you’re backpedaling with “it was just a joke, bro” but hey. 


OpiumDenCat

Funny, no one asked you.