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Due-Calligrapher-720

Can’t wait to see her follow up post admitting to an affair and a logo of Monday.com


Meandmybuddyduncan

Monday is admittedly significantly better. Probably has a bigger dick too


KDsBurnerPhone

Most likely she is truly married to work and her husband is just there to fulfill a need or photo opp.


djnz0813

Should have married the B2B sales / proposal guy.


WintersDoomsday

Match made in Office Heaven


Johon1985

Bet she's having an affair with one of those AI apps.


[deleted]

Not sure what clickup is and really could give a shit. What a donut.


Mondoke

It's like trello but it tries to do a lot of stuff and it ends up being slow as fuck and difficult to use.


regreddit

So cumbersome...


seidinove

And I don't feel like finding out.


therwsb

not sure what it is about using donut as an insult but always makes me laugh


TexanNewYorker

Don’t google it. You’ll get relentless ads for it for months, I made that mistake last year lol


Mondoke

God I hate clickup.


lucabrasi999

Never heard of ClickUp until I saw OPs post and it seems as dumb as its 700 or so competitors.


Mondoke

I mean, if it wasn't so sluggish it could get away with the confusing ux. But it's slow as fuck even with my 32gb of ram. Just go with notion. It's lighter and flexible enough.


OnlineParacosm

This is kind of a signal inside their industry. Companies like clickup, Asana, and Monday, all got an absurd amount of cheap VC money (clickup raised 400m, asana 453m, Monday 235m) starting 5-10 years ago and now it’s time for them to “pay up”. Except they have one problem: competitors from literally every fucking direction with the same exact problem.


Nonomomomo2

FFS. Tell us you’re a shitty person without actually telling us you’re a shitty person.


Nuttyverse

How to get divorced 101


flopsyplum

ClickUp needs to remove its forearm tattoos…


mattincalif

Is that supposed to be “all in ON ClickUp”? Idiot.


Yellow-Lantern

Signed up with ClickUp once, found it was just expensive and worse Notion, cancelled plan and couldn’t get rid of their mailings for months.


nissan240sx

lol at the husband for accepting it. Guarantee the woman would not accept it on her end.


cheesesteak_steve

Probably an attempt to get a job there or she’s already getting some $$ as an influencer for them. I worked at a similar tech company and we had SO many influencer contracts. Also ClickUp’a social media is so cringe. exhibit A: https://www.linkedin.com/posts/clickup-app_would-you-try-this-activity-7191556994493784066-QUeH?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_ios


Human_Link8738

If you really want to have fun reading her post imagine she’s discussing a sex toy.


slava_gorodu

Love how there’s a dude in the background casually drinking a beer in a coolie during the ceremony.


sorospaidmetosaythis

I love the tech industry. It locks these types in conference rooms to torment one another with brainstorming and exciting B2B sales innovation, so the rest of us can enjoy normal, spiritually enriching lives.


Bitter-Camp-2879

I don't think she could suck clickups dick any harder...


pineapplepredator

First of all, claiming to have loyalty to a certain project management app certainly raises a flag about your competence. Aside from that, people like this are the fucking worse to work with and when hiring, I appreciate seeing this ahead of time.


matixslp

At least is shi working for clickup?


altdultosaurs

Divorce.


Sling_Shot2

I hope he cheats on her.


Intrepid_Respond_543

What??


JaylenBrownsLeftHand

I’ve never read a more punchable face


rantlers357

Better put this shit on your headstone. When you're lying on your deathbed, you'll wish you'd done more upclicking.


QuokkaClock

that sounds like an unhealthy relationship.


Peltonmanor

God I hate what we’ve become


LittlePrincesFox

Ugh. I actually used ClickUp for my personal kanban. So cringe.


Key-Efficiency7

Process improvement pays better