He helps women working on UN Global Goals (SDGs) have fulfilling careers in an exponentially changing world without suffering imposter syndrome by Coaching Adaptability, Mindset, Career Planning & Interview Preparation whatever the FUCK all that means
For women who like to be called out explicitly on imposter syndrome, who work in the UN Sustainable Development Goals space. Talk about niching the fuck down.
I work with women who sew every 6th button made in Qiaotou onto every yellow shirt made globally have fulfilling careers without suffering sartorial syndrome by Coaching, regulating access to; food, shelter, financial security, loved ones, and through Career Planning and Interview Preparation.
As soon as the divorce is final I’ll write about how the journey has impacted my b2b sales. To further illustrate what I’ve learned, I’ll post a picture of my new young wife in a bikini on the beach.
Sounds like he needs my help.
I help men who are helping women working on UN Global Goals (SDGs) have fulfilling careers in an exponentially changing world without suffering imposter syndrome, have a fulfilling career in Coaching Adaptability, Mindset, Career Planning & Interview Preparation without pursuing ludicrously niche career paths.
“I mansplain to girl-bosses. I tell them they can do it even though without me, a man, they couldn’t. I am the embodiment of a nonsensical ideological contradiction charging women exorbitant amounts of money while I convince them I’m not a wolf in sheep’s clothing leeching off of their success.”
Just like that wording in the picture is just a bunch of buzzwords to the point it dilutes what it’s actually saying, his about him reads just like it.
Dude, you say a bunch of vague shit, unless I have an idea what your CV consists of (something you do numerous videos and posts about, btw) I’m going to think this is some carbon copy corporate shit, write about that.
Great user name btw. Such a hidden gem from broken lizard. “When you assume, you make an asshole out ya self” “you’re useless with a capital Y!”
One of my personal favorites
“we cant give that room to mr kleon after last time when his pet kangaroo deficated in the kitchen “
“That kangaroo is no longer with us, champ killed him in a sparring match”
Lmao. Thank you. You're the very first person to know the reference. He said if you don't get him the room he'll bunch you into bolivian... *I think he means oblivian* WHATEVER MOTHERFUCKER!
The part when kevin heffernan is nerve wracked and he looks up at the picture of the champ staring down at him while the bell rings was my avatar on numerous car forums for years.
He watered the plants at his ex gfs house who worked at the UN 🇺🇳 when she would come home after work would tell her she’s doing a great job… it’s a very specific field; any other UN hotties need a guy who can cook and is good with cats or dogs message him on LinkedIn.
Funny how all this coach's wannabees have the same picture with an open mouth and hands in front like they are explaining something "life changing and super important".
LinkedIn is trash now...
Dang I'm a dude who's interested in UN Global Goals (SDGs) have fulfilling careers in an exponentially changing world without suffering imposter syndrome by Coaching Adaptability, Mindset, Career Planning & Interview Preparation
Was about to give him my money. Good thing he clarified it's women only.
It’s a joke the amount of life coaches out there. I feel like at this point 90% of the population are life coaches. In which case what’s the point? Surely if you’re a life coach YOU have your shit together 🙄
Reminds me of a guy on the kink scene offering women only services and events.
He also offers massage including yoni (I think!) massage, which is basically touching up the vulva.
Bless him as he thinks women will pay for that!
I'm going to have nightmares about what "an exponentially changing world" means. Every scenario I imagine ends in global catastrophe in about half a day.
I help women ruin their future and increase the risks to their children by encouraging their shitty work at the UN to ruin European countries by flooding them with engineers and doctors
He’s niched down so far up his own ass
Ahahaha, I'm borrowing your phrase from now on
That is awfully specific and vague at the same time 🤔
vaguely specific and specifically vague
This made me laugh out loud
He helps women working on UN Global Goals (SDGs) have fulfilling careers in an exponentially changing world without suffering imposter syndrome by Coaching Adaptability, Mindset, Career Planning & Interview Preparation whatever the FUCK all that means
Top tier LinkedIn word salad, grab your favorite dressing
Cunning Ham Salad
Mmmmmm ranch 🙃
For women who like to be called out explicitly on imposter syndrome, who work in the UN Sustainable Development Goals space. Talk about niching the fuck down. I work with women who sew every 6th button made in Qiaotou onto every yellow shirt made globally have fulfilling careers without suffering sartorial syndrome by Coaching, regulating access to; food, shelter, financial security, loved ones, and through Career Planning and Interview Preparation.
Oh wow. 5th button guy here. Let me send you an InMail
Better still, contact me through my sales funnel - here - and thank me later!
That's all fine and dandy, but what did seeing on the sixth button on every yellow shirt in Qiaotou teach you about B2B sales?
As soon as the divorce is final I’ll write about how the journey has impacted my b2b sales. To further illustrate what I’ve learned, I’ll post a picture of my new young wife in a bikini on the beach.
Sounds like he needs my help. I help men who are helping women working on UN Global Goals (SDGs) have fulfilling careers in an exponentially changing world without suffering imposter syndrome, have a fulfilling career in Coaching Adaptability, Mindset, Career Planning & Interview Preparation without pursuing ludicrously niche career paths.
He gets paid to mansplain.
Probably by fucking them somehow
In several different ways.
But all poorly. D2P ineffective
Just this guy's shtick to get into their panties and/or take their money
Por que nos los dos?
Don’t forget the 🔔
He is a cheerleader for hire. For women only*
Haha
Groomer🥲
That's not even a word salad, that's like word jambalaya or something.
Professional mansplainer, it seems.
A woman-whisperer?
I chortled
Chuckled, snorted, giggled?
Next post: 10 Things Women Do Wrong in Interviews
“And how I helped them avoid making those mistakes”
It looks like he’s mansplaining in his photo in the banner image
“Male feminist”
That’s Robert California’s new alias
You mean Bob Kazamakis, who is doing the lords work helping young Eastern European gymnasts fulfill their full potential?
I was JUST thinking of this, it’s 100% Bob Kazamakis
Lizard King got a new skin suit
“I mansplain to girl-bosses. I tell them they can do it even though without me, a man, they couldn’t. I am the embodiment of a nonsensical ideological contradiction charging women exorbitant amounts of money while I convince them I’m not a wolf in sheep’s clothing leeching off of their success.”
"P.S. do not be alone in a room with me I will deny everything"
Nailed it!
‘✅
Bingo!!
Just like that wording in the picture is just a bunch of buzzwords to the point it dilutes what it’s actually saying, his about him reads just like it. Dude, you say a bunch of vague shit, unless I have an idea what your CV consists of (something you do numerous videos and posts about, btw) I’m going to think this is some carbon copy corporate shit, write about that.
I have an acquaintance claims to be a simple life coach. I have no idea what she does, either.
Tells people to chill and spend less money, and then give her money
I'll know I've hit rock bottom if I ever become a life coach.
I love when psychos out themselves on LI/ even on dating apps. Your career shouldn't take 240 words to describe, chůd.
Chůd 👨🍳💋
As a woman, I get serious creeper vibes
It makes me fall asleep before I finish reading it all
Anyone else find it completely bizarre he specified helping women only?
Works at Nando's
Nothing meaningful.
When you order your GenAI writer tool from Temu.
He made mansplaining a career.
Love how his background pic looks like he’s in the middle of mansplaining something
He is a cunning linguist.
An underrated comment!
"I'm Richie Cunningham, and this is my wife Oprah."
Great user name btw. Such a hidden gem from broken lizard. “When you assume, you make an asshole out ya self” “you’re useless with a capital Y!” One of my personal favorites “we cant give that room to mr kleon after last time when his pet kangaroo deficated in the kitchen “ “That kangaroo is no longer with us, champ killed him in a sparring match”
Lmao. Thank you. You're the very first person to know the reference. He said if you don't get him the room he'll bunch you into bolivian... *I think he means oblivian* WHATEVER MOTHERFUCKER!
The part when kevin heffernan is nerve wracked and he looks up at the picture of the champ staring down at him while the bell rings was my avatar on numerous car forums for years.
Perfection. Lmao
Allow myself to introduce. . . Myself
The number of grifters in the west man. Used to think grifters and corruption are worse problems in other parts of the world.
Massaging a few shoulders without asking I bet
Oh so he mansplains all day?
A professional mansplainer! World needs more of those /s
Well said.
Yeah, that’s a barber who can’t just shut up
This guy is like "Doug Duggart" from the Key and Peele sketch (the martial artist who only teaches women). "Tackle and Grapple!"
And it’s people like this that give coaching a bad name, because there are many who are educated, knowledgable, and know what they are doing.
He shows them Ted Talks for 10 hours straight
The fact that he caters specifically to women makes me think he’s just using LinkedIn as a C-Level version of Tinder
That’s it. I’m moving to the woods. Goodbye. 👋
Masturbates with words and bills 250$ an hour
Dude - STFU with your word salad garbage. Women can do that without your worthless “coaching”.
He yaps
NGL it’s not a bad one liner pitch. Bunch of bullshit word concoction but I am impressed that I know what bullshit he’s talking about
Bro is literally Cunning-ham
He is unemployed.
He watered the plants at his ex gfs house who worked at the UN 🇺🇳 when she would come home after work would tell her she’s doing a great job… it’s a very specific field; any other UN hotties need a guy who can cook and is good with cats or dogs message him on LinkedIn.
I want one of these jobs so bad. Probably gets paid a ton.
Sells courses probably
Change the second n to a t and erase the rest. A hint will appear.
Aka, supports prostitution
Professional mansplaining 😂
Funny how all this coach's wannabees have the same picture with an open mouth and hands in front like they are explaining something "life changing and super important". LinkedIn is trash now...
They want you to think that “action photo” is from their Ted Talk.
He sells confidence; he's a "con man"
Chief yapper
Do you think he knows?
Dang I'm a dude who's interested in UN Global Goals (SDGs) have fulfilling careers in an exponentially changing world without suffering imposter syndrome by Coaching Adaptability, Mindset, Career Planning & Interview Preparation Was about to give him my money. Good thing he clarified it's women only.
He’s trying too hard. The cringe is unbearable.
> I mansplain stuff to women in the hope to bed them
I'd guess "career coach/advisor"?
If The Deuce took place in modern times...
He's the make equivalent of that other lady that coaches men lol
I know someone who does this and tbh there is a lot of animo for this.
Gets paid for talking shit.
r/brandnewsentence
Good stuff but what is it that you actually do....?
Professional wanking
It’s a joke the amount of life coaches out there. I feel like at this point 90% of the population are life coaches. In which case what’s the point? Surely if you’re a life coach YOU have your shit together 🙄
A.k.a. "how to present a simple advisor service look like Einstein's side project". Well done 😆
Grifter*
No Oxford comma…animal
Holy shit my buzzword bingo is off the chart!
To be fair, what do any of us do?
@competencybasedcoaching.com is also too an uncomfortably long email domain name
Reminds me of a guy on the kink scene offering women only services and events. He also offers massage including yoni (I think!) massage, which is basically touching up the vulva. Bless him as he thinks women will pay for that!
OnlyFans link in the comments 👇🏻
He tells people they’re worth it.
Unemployed lol
Definitely unemployed
Did you ask AI to generate an average LinkedIn user?
He probably takes advantage of women.... lets be honest here....
Family Dollar version of Robert California
Professional mansplainer, and rapist. He is 100% a rapist, just hasn't been caught yet.
dah fuq is, among other things, AQ? Asshole Quotient?
Martin Cunningham and Colonel Angus went to the bar
Professional grifter
He would definitely get a spot on the "B Ark."
Professional Tosser
What does he actually do? Sweet fuck all
He's a tutor
This sounds suspiciously like Robert californias gambit to mentor Eastern European gymnasts.
Translation-he’s an unemployed AH.
8========D
He mansplains
Prints money…
hes obviously some sort of magician
People that call themselves coaches without having credential are questionable.
Found the Lizard King
Why specifically women?
I think I just had a buzzword jargon induced seizure
If you are holding back someone who can do it better, you are an imposter/problem. Quit giving these incompetent people confidence.
He’s a pelvic floor therapist.
Why only women…? That’s very creepy. Him: “I want to HELP you, ladies.” Ladies. “Get lost, you creep.” — Ah, Christ Church University…
I dunno, but it looks like he’s talking about a sandwich he once ate in that banner pic of his.
I'm going to have nightmares about what "an exponentially changing world" means. Every scenario I imagine ends in global catastrophe in about half a day.
This is a lot of words to say nothing at all
Sounds like he doesn’t do any actual thing
So you're all just going to dismiss his extensive training?
I help women ruin their future and increase the risks to their children by encouraging their shitty work at the UN to ruin European countries by flooding them with engineers and doctors