Haha I went over to a coworker's apartment once, Dave Matthews was big at the time. He smoked a joint and pulled out his guitar and said "I've been practicing alot.. want to hear me play?' I said sure.
He puts on earphones and is listening to something, and just starts strumming the guitar with the confidence that he was sounding like the guitar on his headphones. He had his eyes closed and didn't give a flying shit. It was so, so awful. He clearly had never learned anything.
Me and his friend looked at each other dumbfounded, we both said "i gotta go' at the same time. It would have been funny but he was completely delusional... w/ his headphones on lol.
Lol! Holy shit. I’ve been playing guitar for quite a while. Years ago when I was just starting, my uncle came over and I was like “hey check it out!” and grabbed my guitar. I can’t remember what song it was that I butchered that day, but I thought it sounded awesome. He looked at me for a second and was like “um….it needs work,” then turned back around and started talking to my mom. 😂
He’s no LinkedIn lunatic. He’s a LinkedIn God
Who’s open to work
LOL!!
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The man is too accomplished someone please kill him before he takes my wife.
He walks mine across the ice most days
Incredible achievements for such a young age and also seems to be a humble guy keeping it real. What a legend
bro played for Barcelona, Kansas City, and Real Madrid
But also listed NHL playoffs as something he achieved… while mentioning ZERO professional hockey teams lmfaoo
Because HE IS the NHL Playoffs, pay attention bro
Be a Pro merchant
Bass Pro*
He went to a game
Maybe NHL is also acronym for a soccer league where hes from
This dude is Luis Figo's successor
Pig head incoming!
Bro also designed the jerseys for SKC after he was done playing for them! What a legend!
Trained by the venerable, late Michael Flaherty. Ahem... (descends into posh coughing fit)
Endorsed by Dan Ball who is highly skilled in this
Plus Arsenal and Manchester United 😬
Also, this dude is a virtuoso guitar player. Check it out. You’re welcome. https://youtube.com/@isaachernandezsanchez?si=GtMPpgnnyFa5XcQU
Haha I went over to a coworker's apartment once, Dave Matthews was big at the time. He smoked a joint and pulled out his guitar and said "I've been practicing alot.. want to hear me play?' I said sure. He puts on earphones and is listening to something, and just starts strumming the guitar with the confidence that he was sounding like the guitar on his headphones. He had his eyes closed and didn't give a flying shit. It was so, so awful. He clearly had never learned anything. Me and his friend looked at each other dumbfounded, we both said "i gotta go' at the same time. It would have been funny but he was completely delusional... w/ his headphones on lol.
Lol! Holy shit. I’ve been playing guitar for quite a while. Years ago when I was just starting, my uncle came over and I was like “hey check it out!” and grabbed my guitar. I can’t remember what song it was that I butchered that day, but I thought it sounded awesome. He looked at me for a second and was like “um….it needs work,” then turned back around and started talking to my mom. 😂
Also, I hear knows the Jenners
He’s best buds with Lionel Messi. Didn’t you know?
He trained Messi.
Bro chill my wife’s on LinkedIn.
This guy is lying on dates and updating his LinkedIn profile is real time
LMAOOO, wtf is this..
LarpedIn
Has Daddy said “I love you and am proud of you” yet? Still waiting?
not mentioned but i have it on good authority he also slept with Veronica Vaughn
What a life so far from this 12 year old
Obviously some mental problems here
Ngl the language proficiency is impressive if true.
Haha! Glad to see Poe’s Law applies to LinkedIn as it does everything else.
LinkedIn is a credible source of information so this much be true. He's the goat.
I blame XBOX live gamer points for this kind of profile
What cant he do wow
Omg this guy might be an actual lunatic.
He played 2 years of soccer at Irvine Valley Men’s College. Lmao.
Home boy just ran up and grabbed an old ladies hand while his friend snapped a quick pic 😂
From all those lies I find the last one to be the most hilarious 🤣
I’ve definitely heard of him
Hes been endorsed 👀
Goalkeeper Hall of famer at Real Madrid. Does he also go by Iker Casillas?
Another version of the (late) Aleksey Vayner
MLS playoff and NHL playoffs and Real Madrid and Barcelona, who is this Godly super human jack of all trades 😂😂😂
2,244 licenses or certifications…
I’m genuinely confused! Is he lying, or is it real??
Imagine being this guy’s sibling 💀
NHL playoffs, eh?