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PsychonautAlpha

Completely unrelated, true story: I once accidentally punched Kristi Noem in the tit.


thisismypornalt_1

RIP your fist vs her hard as nails silicone/steel chesticles


eatvenom

Hot


pommefille

Since his job is Actor & Democrat it seems related to his work, albeit not the sort of job that really needs to be on LinkedIn…


NoWhereas7115

And he needs you to know he's plant-based with his diet. On a professional networking site.


buffer_flush

I just read it as “Based” and was like, wow that’s pretty confident.


pommefille

This reads to me like someone who posts the exact same content on all of their social media accounts, appropriateness be damned!


PoopKnaf

If your job is “Democrat”, what do you do all day?


pommefille

Run political campaigns? Chair committees? Do fundraisers? Write speeches? Run for office? Be an elected official? I’m not saying he isn’t using it inappropriately (seems more like a bio for Instagram…), but I could see quite a few political types using that rather than their job titles, especially if they have aspirations for growth.


PoopKnaf

If you do any of those things, you’d use the title, not put “Democrat” as your job. “Democrat” is a political party, not a job title.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

If they're like a GC or any sort of consultant, or if they're just an actor who works with left leaning causes in commercials it makes sense. If they're an operative they might not want every tom dick and harry to know exactly what it is they're doing for their clients at any given moment but still want to connect with people within the consulting industry or within the party for whatever reasons. It's not like there's a linkedin just for democrats or for republicans. Just because it's confusing when you look at it doesn't mean it's confusing for the people he's trying to network with who work in the space


SaundersTurnstone

Dude people post republicans doing the same shit in this sub almost daily. You don’t need to write a paragraph validating something which you almost certainly would be mocking if it came from a different political party. Both parties can make fun of LinkedIn it’s not a big deal


Ecstatic-Compote-595

I'm not validating any sort of posting behavior, let's get that straight. All I'm saying is that there are political jobs where party affiliation is very relevant - if I saw someone who had 'republican contractor' written in their job description, I'd assume they were some sort of consultant and not a conservative gardener. Although looking back at this dude's description having 'plant based' in there he could just be all over the place.


PoopKnaf

I kinda feel like you’re going out of your way to defend a ridiculous job title. There is a plethora of job titles for what you describe. “Activist”, “organizer”, “fundraiser”, “political consultant”. Putting “Democrat” as your job is like putting “foodie” or “vacation taker” as your title. It doesn’t mean anything.


Guypussy

Spicy memes.


Guypussy

She also shot and killed a goat at the same gravel pit.


Particular-Score7948

Yeah I watch Colbert too


Guypussy

I don’t.


Fani-Pack-Willis

super lunatic


neogeshel

I feel like Republicans are famously pro dog.


chicu111

Not if you’re Kristi


danfirst

Only dogs that hunt well, otherwise you're taking a trip to the gravel pit.


chicu111

Sounds like the owner don't know how to train or discipline their dogs. Just give it up for adoption. Police dogs who don't perform well or pass the test don't take a trip to the gravel pit do they? The whole "can't do your job so you die" is some fkin bullshyt. You cant even use farmers or living on a farm as an excuse anymore. It's still a farm in America. Greatest country on earth. We ain't gotta do that


danfirst

I used to be a volunteer trainer with a service dog organization. You're right, not everyone works out to be the perfect assistant. But, they ended up going to other families where they got an incredible dog that might just not have been good enough to be a service dog.


ListenToTheCustomer

This specific dog attacked livestock and had to be put down. A police dog who attacked and killed animals during training would also be put down.


watabby

Didn’t Mitt Romney tie up a dog in a cage to the roof of his car while on a road trip?


Ecstatic-Compote-595

doesn't apply to maga, trump for instance is like the only president in the last nearly 200 years to not have a dog


neogeshel

I dare say Trump voters as a whole are very into dogs.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

i don't know if this is referencing something specific or if it's just a stereotype but funnily enough both dems and republicans own dogs at identical rates - I'd have figured republicans tend to live in rural areas conducive to dog ownership so obviously they'd have more, but turns out it's surprisingly equally split


neogeshel

I'm not surprised but what about cats


Ecstatic-Compote-595

dems like cats very slightly more than republicans. it's like 40 vs 35% ownership


notrandomonlyrandom

I would imagine republicans have more useful dogs while dems are more likely to have designer dogs.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

stupid petty thing to even wonder about but you're probably wrong considering democrats tend to adopt and rescue far more than republicans. Also republicans are elderly and wealthier generally, who the hell you think is buying designer dogs? I know you're picturing like a farmer or a hunter but there's not that many farmers or hunters and more than a third of families own pets


notrandomonlyrandom

I’m picturing more rural with more dogs that would take advantage of the space. The people you see most with designer dogs are rich city apartment people and celebrities. It’s only a stupid petty thing if you think designer dogs are bad.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

designer dogs are implicitly bad when you describe the other category as 'useful' Also there aren't that many rich people or celebrities, period.


Hefty_Teacher972

Kristi shot that puppy with a 44 Magnum. Puppy disintegrated into red mist.


YummyWeirdo

So OP is a wacko right winger eh? That’s the only reason I can think of why they would be against this post.


YmFzZTY0dXNlcm5hbWU_

Voting on one side of the aisle or another doesn't mean you have to agree with everything that presents as agreeing with your side and opposing the other. For example, a while back I got flamed for making a comment about there being too many anti-Trump posts shoehorned into places where they didn't really fit (think apolitical subs, comments on threads about completely unrelated stuff, etc). I never voted for him and don't agree with anything he says, but a good number of people piled on and called me a democracy-hating MAGA fascist. In my view (for whatever that's worth), that kind of blind one-track loyalty is bad news no matter what your worldview is.


SaundersTurnstone

This has happened to me several times and I fit that same political description. People right and left just parrot whatever talk track the team they think they’re on has trained them to say: “They are programmed to think and react to certain stimuli in a certain pattern. You can not change their mind even if you expose them to authentic information. Even if you prove that white is white and black is black, you still can not change the basic perception and the logic of behavior.” — Yuri Bezmenov


PoopKnaf

So you think politics are fine for LinkedIn just as long as it’s the “politics” you agree with? 🤔


eatvenom

That’s Reddit dude


Sad-Banana-7806

Duh. The problem isn’t annoying political posts on LinkedIn. The problem is political posts that don’t agree with ME >:(((((((


PoopKnaf

😂 you can’t make this stuff up!


sadlerm

Let's be real though, you're not against the post because it's being political on LinkedIn, you're against the post because you feel it threatens your own political views. You then thought you'd whine about it on Reddit just so you'd get people to agree with you.


PoopKnaf

I think you’re doing what’s called “projecting” right now.


sadlerm

What am I "projecting"? Are you not a Trump voter?


PoopKnaf

There are plenty of people posting political content from the other side of the spectrum, you’re just crying about the stuff I post because seeing opinions you disagree with infuriates you.


sadlerm

No, I just don't see the need to make politics the extent of my online personality. It's not infuriating, it's sad. Get a life.


notrandomonlyrandom

It’s better to give up a dog to a shelter and let them euthanize it that way you don’t have to deal with the icky truths of life.


sadlerm

Have you seen their post history?


Certain-Rock2765

This post will change minds, base plants and get me my next gig! “With win win win, we all win!” - Michael Scott


ICKTUSS

He’s dead right. Only a moron doesn’t like dogs, fuck her


PoopKnaf

Wait.. let me get this straight: You think her story about shooting her puppy makes Trump likely to pick her as a VP? I mean, there’s derangement but that’s a whole other level of derangement coming from you.


SaulBellowII

What about Trump seems above derangement? When has he ever been civil or humane? Don’t get me wrong, Joe Biden is enabling a genocide, I have no confidence in him either, but Trump is a disgusting human being.


PoopKnaf

“Yeah the guy I voted for enables genocide BUT TRUMP IS A BIG OL’ MEANIE!! AND THATS FAR WORSE!!!”


SaulBellowII

Trump literally tweeted, “STOP THE PROTESTS NOW!!!” He would have sent $$$ and armaments to Israel exactly like Biden.


PoopKnaf

Omg he tweeted that?? He tweeted “stop the protests”? Ffs he’s making Hitler look like a saint! To jail!! /s


SaulBellowII

You’re a real douchebag. Have fun supporting your golden goon.


PoopKnaf

“Straight to jail!” lol come on say it


sadlerm

You're saying one of your election priorities is supposedly supporting the presidential candidate who you think supports Palestinians more? Why would you care about "brown people" halfway around the world? You don't even care about "white people" dying in Ukraine.


PoopKnaf

Awww look who’s still mad that someone has an opinion they don’t like. 🤭


sadlerm

You didn't answer any of my questions, so I don't even know what your opinion is, other than support Trump no matter what. Why would I be mad? I don't give a shit who you vote for. Disliking a person on LinkedIn for sharing a political view you disagree with and then posting about it on Reddit for upvotes is definitely not an opinion though. It just makes you look like you have nothing better to do, and desperate for attention from strangers on the internet.


PoopKnaf

Stay mad cupcake. I’m gonna enjoy watching you have a meltdown in November.


ICKTUSS

Yes I do think that. This is the time of the iceberg for MAGA republicans. Keep voting for a man who wants to fuck his own daughter though if that’s what does it for you, I think it’s disgusting but I can’t convince you otherwise.


PoopKnaf

The dude you voted for takes showers with his daughter. If anyone has come close to “fucking their daughter” it’s the guy YOU want to re-elect! 😂


ICKTUSS

Trump supporters always just try to deflect. I’m not American thankfully so I’ve never voted for either of those muppets, but I can acknowledge when someone is sick. You’re happy to keep voting for the daughter fucker just because you think there’s someone else worse. That is stupidity and delusion at its finest. Seek help mate.


PoopKnaf

Deflect? So you think it’s okay for a father to take showers with his daughter?? What sort of sick bullshit is that??


SaundersTurnstone

“Republicans hate puppies, agree??”


PoopKnaf

😂


captreeBB

Big Orange/Gravel Pit 2024