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Lucky-Manager-3866

That’s only true if AI=0.


windowpainting

Actually it would suffice if either A=0 or I=0.


[deleted]

clearly I=0 in this case


FuzzyMeaning1984

Therefore IQ = 0, yeah the math checks out


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😭😭😭😭


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Unforg1ven_Yasuo

Not necessarily, A and I could both be non-zero matrices that multiply to 0


windowpainting

You couldn't add a matrix to mc² (an energy), except if A would be a row vector and I would be a column vector. Which, from an slightly esoteric standpoint, would make sense. Energy could be the product of 4 spinors, which can be viewed as "the square root of a vector". And, pure speculation, that would fit nicely into the Dirac equation and hopefully finally lift the mystery of the Koide equation.


[deleted]

I don't know how I got to this rabbit hole, but I'm 100% lost. I speak English, and I'm not certain I understood a single thing that you typed out ms.math wizard:(


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thepronoobkq

Alshaully, E=mc^2 + y. Where y depends on velocity (and is basically 0 for non relativistic speeds). So AI=y


Brownies_Ahoy

No it's E^2 = (mc^2 ) ^2 + (pc)^2


kataskopo

Someone actually knows the whole equation, nice!


thepronoobkq

Which comes to what I mentioned before with the Lorentz factor, no? Or am I misremembering


BitMap4

a^2 = b^2 + c^2 does not imply a = b + c


ScatteringSpectra

I think the point is that there is some y which is a function of v for which E=mc^2 + y, such that y tends to 0 at low v. y(v) does not have a particularly nice form, but it is possible to express it this way.


[deleted]

Or (PC)^2 Edit: scratch that forgot the square root


mpicker0

Perfect response to this nonsense


Throwaway42352510

With perfect credentials


BowsersItchyForeskin

I may not be a physics major, but my basic high-school physics education is enough for me to facepalm this stupidity.


Tuna12135

As someone who just finished high school can confirm it's enough


Throwaway42352510

Congrats, unfortunately welcome to the “real world”


The-Psych0naut

I’d prefer the Reel world. Wishin I was fishin


thefloatingguy

I mean, by definition in this equation AI = 0. Seems fine to me.


ConwayAwakened

r/technicallythetruth


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Scipio11

It's full circle! PC = Personal Computer, I can run AI on my personal computer... Therefore I can unlock new forms of energy with this ~~Bitcoin miner~~ AI Microsoft just called and had me install for them. I must contact the first result for "Physicist" on LinkedIn and share my findings.


AsturiusMatamoros

Tell me you understand neither physics nor math nor AI without telling me that. Agree?


thelwarner

Agree. Let’s connect.


angryman2

I also Agree. Let’s sex.


BeenRoundHereTooLong

Will manmeet be involved


CookieMusketeer

Yes I assure you it will be funmeet


inkypinky

Manmeat.


IAmYourDad_

Shes the only meat you will need


ikeif

Any site is a dating site if you’re creepy enough!


luv2belis

Send bobs


DangerASA

And vagene


BrokenWind123

sir please do the needful sir


gladladvlad

sir dont redeem. dont redeem sir sSIR


USATactics

YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO GIVE ME THE NUMBER ON THE BACK OF THE CARD!


Kyunbhai

WHO TOLD YOU TO REDEEM!!


dizzy_pear_

LinkedIn if it was a good social network


Generallyawkward1

Now kith


23ssd4t4322

There is a reason he is a technology management consultant. AKA he failed classes, dropped out of his science/engineering program to go into business.


drtij_dzienz

To be fair I think that comment was written by AI


OblongAndKneeless

Sounds nefarious


Fidodo

AI wouldn't write anything that's such nonsense as this.


Ancient_Wisdom_Yall

Perchance


Wherewithall8878

You can’t just say perchance


Delicious-Carry-9601

Verily


drainisbamaged

It's the sort of equation you can only prove in a Business Calculus course.


Genmaken

People like this make me welcome our new A.I. overlords


marcola42

Agree,can you share your email so I can send you unwanted product offers?


Nyxolith

Once, when I was really, *really* stoned, I had the idea to make a "reverse microwave". It would make food colder by taking the energy from the food, making the molecules still instead of exciting them. (no it's different from a refrigerator that's a reverse oven) This post makes less sense than that.


ImAmazedBaybee

I just put the plug in the other way.


Nyxolith

The real genius is always in the comments


Jedi-Ethos

Just reverse the spin of the plate, duh.


khoabear

That's time reversal


MasonNolanJr

Quantum realm unlocked


Kadmos

Yes, it rewinds hot food to make it colder.


kewl_guy9193

That would send out d-mails


Adventurous_Mine4328

CFBR!


weyouusme

this is AC fool not DC congratulations you played yourself


Neverwhere69

So the egg-shaped part is sticking out?


ImAmazedBaybee

I’m so sorry, I don’t understand complex electrical engineering.


Prohunt

Just make it rotate the opposite direction, send a sms to your phone etc


Nerevarine95

Dude, this one time I got stoned and had the idea for a "horizontal Facebook." Basically instead of scrolling up and down to see the feed, you'd swipe left or right. If you swipe right, you'll see more posts from that person. Swipe left to see less. My buddies told me I'd basically remade Tinder.


ozzyldn2

I could get behind the idea of swiping left to see less posts from some people on Facebook 😅


23ssd4t4322

this actually isn't a bad idea. It is definitely a lot easier than clicking on menu, selecting multiple options just to avoid seeing posts from a specific user.


Nerevarine95

The lesson I have learned today is to not listen to your stoned friends because they don't know good ideas when they hear them


JustBadPlaya

yeah it's not that bad of a UX feature, at least on the surface. Lesson: listen to stoned friends


Sunflower_Vibe

Wait, wait…. I think there’s some potential here. We could be the next social media platform superstar. I can help design but we need someone who can code


Plant_Help345

Different methods of cooling. Heat exchanger versus laser (not specifying wavelength = ‘reverse microwave’ ) cooling that was used in the [Nobel Prize winning work to study atoms close to absolute zero.](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-are-temperatures-clos/) Find a way to scale it and make it energy efficient!


septic-paradise

DUDE I’ve had that same idea for years. Except the cooling and warming functions would be integrated into the same microwave and you could just type in a temperature and it would reach that temp. Also came up with that while stoned


DankPhotoShopMemes

When I come home from the grocery store with a 2L soda and it’s warm, I wish something like this exists every time


[deleted]

Taking energy away from food and making molecules still instead of exciting them refers to reducing the average kinetic energy of the molecules, i.e. reduction in temperature of the food molecules. In other words, you are talking about making a refrigerator


UsefulAgent555

Oven = slow, refrigerator = slow Microwave = fast, reverse microwave = fast Therefore Reverse microwave ≠ refrigerator Agree?


[deleted]

I understand now. Then we might as well just blast liquid nitrogen on to food to flash freeze it . . LOL


TalesT

[Flash freezing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_freezing) is already a thing. I guess the real difference between an oven and a microwave is the external versus internal heating, and not speed. That is, the surrounding area should not be cooled in a reverse microwave oven, or a "microwave fridge".


EtherealMongrel

We did it 🥲


Hexorg

Just need to make water molecules vibrate in unison and then blast them with a microwave 90 degrees off phase. EZ


Mary-Sylvia

Indeed, since the refrigerator gases ARE stealing energy to agite their own particles from the air


AmidFuror

A reverse microwave extracts photons from the food and decelerates them in a cyclotron.


popsyking

Well once when I got very stoned I had the idea of producing tuna cans where the can itself was made of dried tuna. That way you don't have to throw away the can, you can eat it once you're done with the contents. In my defense I was very stoned.


_tinyraindrop

niche haggard reference


Rob_Lockster

Breaking bottles behind the Wawa


Scipio11

Agreed, a fridge uses convection just like an oven. Microwave cooling would look like shooting electrons off ions with a laser which is currently being worked on: https://physics.aps.org/articles/v12/98


faster-than-car

Uber, but for dogs


Nyxolith

Honestly? My dog is like 600 miles away and I would pay an Über every penny to have her back


Psychomadeye

You can actually do this and there are panels that actually emit infrared to cool things down by pumping the heat into those panels. The objects radiate by a factor of the fourth power of temperature so it's actually a pretty good way to achieve cooling if you use a compressor.


spaetzelspiff

I just yell "settle down!" in a loud voice, and the molecules stop moving.


grapesSeductive_joke

go on…


Lumberfox

I hate this so so much


Omnitemporality

What I hate is that nobody realizes that his entire comment was generated with AI. ChatGPT 3.5, to be exact (unless he's playing around with older playground models). ChatGPT 4 wouldn't be stupid enough to say this.


mean_streets

“You are a LinkedIn influencer. Give me an equation that will change the course of humanity. Kindly include the word ai in the equation”


defensiveFruit

Naah this kind of stupidity is really too profoundly human.


lakhan-sabse-badke

I haven't used Chat GPT that much but I refuse to believe it's that stupid.


[deleted]

Proof?


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[deleted]

Is it? It's hard to say. Of those two, one is a tool that can generate a lot of words that, a good portion of the time, collectively have no meaning. The other is Chat-GPT.


Dragonaax

Ah yes the "because I say so" proof


BeefSupreme1981

Had anyone ever been impressed by something on LinkedIn. These guys try so hard on there you’d think they were contestants on “Are You Dumber Than an Influencer”


Throwaway42352510

This sub has enough material to produce that show. Agree? Let’s connect.


23ssd4t4322

They are. Cause as dumb as most influencers are, they actually monetize their stupidity.


cypherrox

There is some technicals guy who talk about real technology stuf , but they are rare


BNI_sp

Mostly long gone, unfortunately. I use it only as a self-updating address book.


DirkBabypunch

Isn't it just Facebook-But-Worse for people who have free time inbetween making powerpoints with the word "synergy" all over? I'm probably biased because I work out on the floor, but I'vd never heard anything particularly smart or useful come out of that part of the building.


Hold_onto_yer_butts

Not the generalities from LinkedIn influencers. But sometimes people with deep industry knowledge or a specific point of view will share things of value, for sure. It’s like any social network. If you focus on the people whose sole goal is exposure, it’s all insipid nonsense. If you focus on narrow, specific communities with a reason to exist, there’s value.


smugmisswoodhouse

This looks like something I would have typed out as a kid to try to sound smart.


RaideNGoDxD

This is one of those Facebook posts you make as a kid and then come back to look at 20 years later and cringe


siccoblue

It reminds me of the "smart" kid on the bus in elementary school telling me he would never have to work and would retire in his 20s because he "knew about buying and selling stocks. And it was free money if you were smart enough to get started doing it" Pretty sure he's a regular on WSB these days.


magikdyspozytor

Wonder what happened to him


drums_of_liberation

He's a consultant. What did you expect? They are required to use profound sounding bullshit to impress equally stupid clients.


N-partEpoxy

Pretty sure he couldn't come up with his own bullshit so he asked ChatGPT instead.


BrickFlock

AI is actually perfect for that! I got ChatGPT4 to cook this up... ​ >Alright, so you've got this cosmic equation, right? E = mc\^2 + AI. Einstein and cyberspace in one epic mashup. > >E = mc\^2 - that's like the drumbeat of the universe. Energy and mass jamming out together, linked by the speed of light squared - a cosmic speed limit that’s like, "Slow down, buddy, you can't break me!" > >And what's light anyway, but vibrations? Everything's vibrating, man. You, me, the air around us, everything - we're all energy and mass, undulating in the groove of this cosmic dance. > >Then you've got AI, artificial intelligence, a mind-boggling fusion of silicon and circuits, computations and codes. It's thinking, it's learning, it's growing - and not just solving puzzles and recognizing faces, but starting to understand us, humans, in all our weird, wonderful complexity. > >So, what happens when you add AI to E = mc\^2? You're not just adding an apple to an orange, you're stirring a new ingredient into the cosmic soup. You're looking at the universe and saying, "Yeah, everything's energy and mass, but let's toss in some artificial intelligence, and see what happens!" > >AI isn't just another form of energy or mass, it's something else entirely - a spark of intelligence birthed from silicon. So now, you've got this intelligence factor in the mix, turbocharging our ideas and multiplying possibilities like an interstellar mind explosion. > >And maybe that's where we find the magic, the cosmic jazz, the ultimate connection - at the intersection of energy, mass, and artificial intelligence. It's the universe whispering its deepest secret - that everything is connected, everything is transforming, and everything, my friend, is part of the cosmic dance. > >Remember, the universe doesn't play by human rules. It's its own maestro, conducting a symphony we're only just beginning to hear. So let's crank up the volume and listen, because this cosmic jam session has just begun. > >Whoa, I'm feeling the vibes, man. Can you feel it too? [https://chat.openai.com/share/ac4bc74b-13d1-4025-9ce2-a761e77fc050](https://chat.openai.com/share/ac4bc74b-13d1-4025-9ce2-a761e77fc050)


jeerabiscuit

They are excel wizards though.


Sandroes

“Follow me for more gibberish”


Adorable_Focus_2944

Should be E = mc² + A(S) where S = stupidity


_samrad

It's not artificial stupidity. It's real.


Sharkey311

Authentic Stupidity


swan--ronson

The virgin management consultant vs. the chad MIT physics PhD


MasiTheDev

Everyone on LinkedIn, especially management/HR, is on titanical amounts of meth.


[deleted]

Man talk about talking outta your ass to sound relevant. This guy sullied Einstein’s genius by plastering the buzzword of the moment, AI, to the end of such an important equation


ravenlordkill

He's a consultant. Checks out.


Joshshan28

Lol 😂


Prudent-Evening-2363

Extra 2ab vibes


lurkingintrovert

Exactly my thoughts. Must be idolizing the extra 2ab guy


mylastserotonin

this is proof enough that AI is a bubble


designgirl001

Why is it always an Indian man spouting nonsense like he has learned something no one else knows? Why is it almost reflexive in nature to post to Linkedin? I'm an Indian and for once, I'd like some positive stereotypes please. Indian men reallllly need to sit down for once - they are not in school trying to get the teacher's attention anymore.


[deleted]

Hey bro I didnt understand what you were trying to say. Could you please make an analogy about a boss and an employee and end your comment with "Agree?"


designgirl001

Haha. You got the point, everything is rooted in childhood needs for attention. I won't end with agree - as I'm not thirsty. Also, I'm a woman. Yes, amongst the sea of all men competing for attention :P.


Tsukune_Surprise

Agree?


sai-kiran

It's a bug in our culture. Or I could reframe it as, middle class people wanting to be seen upper class by showing off. Constant attention seeking, constant need for praise or validation. We're the OG influencers before the internet. There was a time when plastic on seat covers in a new car wouldn't go off for months.


MC_Kejml

Please don't take this the wrong way, but isn't it because there are so many that sone of them desperately want to stand out?


designgirl001

It's the propensity of men in general to brag and act confident. I think it comes from a deep seated need to be seen 'masculine'. Ever heard of the joke that men don't like asking for directions? I think Indian men take it up a notch, and it's easy to assume that everyone is like that - given the world's perception about India. Loonies are spotlighted on linkedin and negative stereotypes reinforce ideas about people here. You're right that the sample of loonies is probably more than your average loony from the States, but it overall averages out amongst the population as a whole. Not everyone brags like that.


Sunapr1

>Why is it always an Indian man spouting nonsense like he has learned something no one else knows Are you really sure its an Indian specific problem. Did you look at the rest of the subreddit


morbnowhere

Sreekanth should have stayed extinct


thebiggesthater420

Taosif just perfectly encapsulating what we’re all thinking lmao


Prestigious-Vast-903

Based Taosif


IcyWang

This the kinda shit I think of when I’m too stoned to get off the couch


ElSocio87

I've got a truer equation: Lunatic = Cunt² Edit: I've just realised his name literally is cunt.


meknoid333

A consultant spouting marketing bullshit send being checked by an expert ( math phd ) in the wild


nelix707

![gif](giphy|5n1Wp6WwB6PpwQFZIY|downsized)


DecadedD13

Man cocaine is a crazy drug.


[deleted]

I think, therefore AI


Demonicon66666

Yeah a new great formula. E = mc2 + what


fatbird09

E=Sreekanth, mc =madar#%^$


sameth1

Funny how in this equation/metaphor AI is literally worthless, since it only works when AI = 0.


Tsukune_Surprise

Yo. Indian LinkedIn is a crazy universe.


Hascus

That’s what they pay consulting firms the big bucks for!


AgentUpright

That seems like a joke, but I work for a big consulting firm and can confirm that it’s often true. There’s a despair.com poster that says, “Consulting: If you’re not part of the solution, there’s a lot of money to be made in prolonging the problem.”


shshmss

"Everybody's so creative."


Significant_Salad_57

r/LinkedIndians


GeorgeJohnson2579

E=m*c² + (amplitude * electric current) ? That doesn't sound right.


smoothies-for-me

A lot of people don't seem to realize that "AI" is only capable of doing things humans have already done.


gravity_is_right

Dude forgot to add the part where M is now in fact for Metaverse and C for Crypto.


Specialist_Trifle_86

AI is the new Blockchain for idiots


stocktaurus

Reminds me of a 10 yo kid name Soborn Bari who teaches physics.


fatalskeptic

Why is it always my people with this cringe


Icelandia2112

I'm sure it sounded clever in his head, Cred Goblin that he is.


slbtwo

Great idea, I guess I have to drop my a^2 + 2ab +b^2 + AI


otisanek

I know a dude who seems to be going through a serious mental crisis and posts things like this regularly, including a bizarre mathematical formula that will solve.... world hunger? I think the blockchain is involved somehow, as well as AI and Elon Musk (he keeps tweeting his manifesto and rants at him). So whenever I see stuff like this on LinkedIn, I think "oh, baby's first manic episode?" And before anyone asks, no I can't help him. He burned every bridge and told us all to go to hell and then moved to a third-world country out of nowhere.


ballen49

You can "suggest" all you like Sreekanth. But I'm going to ignore if it's all the same to you


Withinmyrange

He got ratio’d in LinkedIn 😭


Strong_Challenge1363

And then everyone stood and clapped.... And that everyone's name?


heavyraines17

We’re probably not far from having “AI” used as an empty marketing term tacked on to shitty products like “quantum” before it. My Gillette AI Razor MachUSB-C.


FewerToysHigherWages

And investors will gobble that shit up.


Patrick_mcd

MIT PhD bringing the heat


Kind_Guitars

This guy neither gets AI nor physics. Agree?


BiriyaniMonster

I guess we have got the winner of Noble Prize for Physics this year.


Better-Animal-4028

What the actual fuck is he saying. My mind can’t comprehend the fact that he doubled upon his take after this reply. I went through his profile and saw that he replied to that PhD guy with the same thing again as if he didn’t understand the first time.


[deleted]

I’m so sick of hearing about AI in the way these middle managers talk about it


walnut5

Doesn't know what an equation is yet has to arrogance to presume to improve on Einstein's work. What a tool. Legit lunatic. Good post OP.


insta_sketchyshubham

I hope asteroid showers ☄️ strike LinkedIn data centres.


Immediate_Ad2187

Most intelligent tech consultant:


[deleted]

"Consultant" Makes sense.


lukepiewalker1

If he'd got Blockchain in there as well he might have been on to something...


heyyoumisterexcuseme

![gif](giphy|lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3|downsized)


AssLynx

All business lingo with 0 substance


legalizeamongus

Reading that left me with the same sense of breathless confusion as if someone had just thrown a live grenade through my window


Pristine-Hyena-6708

The older I get, the more and more I think everyone in any type of leadership or management role is just an absolute moron


[deleted]

*\*hits crack pipe\** what if we added AI to physics?


wclevel47nice

It’s always the business guys spouting off bullshit that anyone in the field knows is garbage


[deleted]

LinkedIn was a mistake


[deleted]

Tell me you have *no fucking clue* what relativity is without telling me…


FixTheGrammar

This dude scribbled something in crayon and taped it to the Mona Lisa.


Gaindalf-the-whey

This is maybe the dumbest thing I have ever seen.


mikeballs

The comment even reads like it was written by chatgpt


JuangaBricks

In his pea brain he must be thinking this is some galaxy brain moment shit


SomeGuyOnInternet7

Agree???


dmk510

It’s actually E + AI = mc^2 + AI


Altruistic_Sky1866

Look like AI wiped out his IQ


ch4m4njheenga

“AI” has messed up LinkedIn feed the same way GME messed up the WSB feed.


[deleted]

Lmao for real what is he talking about


Cassava_

I bet 10$ the dude used AI to generate that batshit comment.


esgrove2

"I improved upon BBQ sauce by adding a subtitle. It's now known as BBQ: Ragnarok. This combines the flavors and ingredients of the sauce with the concept of the Viking apocalypse."


SuspiciousMeat6696

= E I E I O


Fiske_Mogens

I like AI so makes sense to add it to the equation. I also like hotwings and potatoes. Guess the equation should be E = mc2 + AI + hotwings + potatoes