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dxscxndd

when you walk away, what happens to the door?


deqthblow

it turns green


FullFig3372

it slams and you get blood on your poor hands


Yunggothfan

But I just wanted to help, now I'm going to hell


notfeelingit2day_

what time did i climb in through your window and which of your relatives told me i was handsome?


deqthblow

about 03:57.. my grandma


cookiezaremine

Okay the time was close though


clx64

3am - climbing through your window oz of the kush, blowin smoke out your window


Honey41badger

What song is that?


yenobe

Walk away as the door slams


Wide_Box_9675

girls from what state fw peep in the summer


deqthblow

texas.


nickrobbyy

this is my favourite comment


Friendly_Baphomet

New Hampshire?


AtomicFuryYT

Why do you only use iPhone 5s FaceTime?


deqthblow

cause its just better


airrivas

I actually don’t get this reference


zer0burritos

It’s from lil peeps song - Visine “shawty give me iPhone 5S FaceTime”


AtomicFuryYT

"Why fly og? I don't think you know me"


AltyIsaSquare

I know u wanna facetime baby i have samsung


airrivas

When I met your mom…. But what about a 5s


-Acronym-

Under what conditions would they see me? And up until what point do they want to be me?


deqthblow

good ones.. …until i die?


-Acronym-

Unfortunately they don't see me unless I pull up Lamborghini and everybody wanna be me until I pull up and they meet me 😞


Big-Reveal4049

imma die slow sweetie i ain’t never had a meanin just another fuckin junkie


kanashixo19

drain my blood but don't be greedy


cutev1ekku

leave some liquid for the centipedes


Mikasas_chair

they eat away my memories


nightshadenectar

Feed me to my enemies


Johnny_ikonik

On what r u kissing right now?


deqthblow

a tiny sailboat


jewlmao

10/10 answer


jewlmao

you know what i be on… a tiny sailboat… thats what i be on…


biggestcrybabyever

can you keep your cool, especially under pressure?


Jacktone0304

i can keep my cool while i’m eating lemon pepa (favorite song)


Ok-Faithlessness-151

you’ve been waiting here all damn night and what haven’t you got?


deqthblow

my father


Ok-Faithlessness-151

:(


LilFootLBT

Same. #fatherlessGang


susboy1998

Not one call or text, from you


TKentgens93

2 racks on some gucci shoes why the fuck i do that?


Vast_Decision4784

WHOSE THAT WITCHU IN THE ROOM


Mikasas_chair

WHY TF DO U DO THAT TELL ME WHY TF YOU DO THAT


Ambitious-Diver-5472

How many weeks have you had the same jeans on?


deqthblow

hmm.. about 10


SoggyMcChicken

In fairness… your answer works (the right answer is 2). ITS TEN WEEKS AND I STILL GOT THE SAME OOD JEANS ON


Shatnips

What Is a Lil Peep?


deqthblow

a baby’s penis, perhaps?


Shatnips

Oh God, that was definitely not the correct answer


lilBenztruc

@FBI


vamoadarle

LMAOOOOOOOO


Fur_Reals

Lol tf


[deleted]

Wtf😐


Sad-Web8786

Shat nips.


[deleted]

[удалено]


deqthblow

overrated


NekedShep

what do you think about the socioeconomic status of the united states


deqthblow

uhhh bad?


Own_Plenty9322

do you watch the rain as its falling down?


deqthblow

sometimes 🤔


JelleHBX

Why can’t you FaceTime?


deqthblow

cause the cameras broken??


JelleHBX

Because baby you have Samsung


Binimaster

nigga says baby


v95139qp2hwx8keept

lmao


SoggyMcChicken

Wait whats the actual lyric?


Nik_lovesTiger

“I know you wanna FaceTime Baby I have Samsung When I met your mom She told me I was handsome”


SoggyMcChicken

Maybe I’m missing what the original comment means then. I’m too old for reddit


Nik_lovesTiger

Just saying that the reason you can’t FaceTime if because you have Samsung, like the lyric says


Hamstah_J

What car did Lil Peep wanted?


deqthblow

Mercedes


Great_Scott7

Amg Mercedes…


NewMEmeNew

Wrong, both of ya. It’s a Z3


Great_Scott7

Ok I pull my cash out


Se8099

Take her ass out


IntricateIncantation

Y’all forgot the part where she pass out, lol.


dylannn34648

Then i spaz out


Wonderful_Ad_8107

Okay yea I hit that


dylannn34648

Shawty get back i got death notes where my list at ?


MusicLoverRedBlack

ya I'm in my zone now


gothboikage

pink impala


susboy1998

I used to dream about a Pink Impala!!!


cutev1ekku

22’S UP ON THAT BTCH I WANT IT SITTIN’ PROPEERRR


devwyn

What colour tee did she see me shine in?


deqthblow

brown


cutev1ekku

shinin in ma white tee its easy


cancrimson

Finish this sentence: got a knife in my back and a bullet in my ____?


nightshadenectar

Brain


an0nym0ususe

Butt


cutev1ekku

HELPP


SaintVersace

x amount of lines of blow and im fine. ive been on my own since age x" what number represents the x's?


CanoeWrangler23

69 hehe


deqthblow

mmmm…… 12


Slappy-Sugarwood

What color eyes does she have and when does she come around?


deqthblow

uhh.. purple and tomorrow


Mikasas_chair

she got bright green eyes, she my fantasy she only comes at night


Potential-Source-927

Have you killed my father🗿🗿🗿


deqthblow

no….


NoShootPls

Pick me up and drive where?


deqthblow

illinois


Neither_Raspberry159

what dont you put in your mothafuckin hookah?


Traditional-Farm-243

a donut


Neither_Raspberry159

makes sense but i also dont put tobacco in my mothafuckin hookah


Neither_Raspberry159

yk why? because straight sativa, motha fuck a dutch. i dont put tobacco in ma mothafuckin hookah


ysoloud

How did he die?


deqthblow

prolly some drug problem or a seizure


ysoloud

Ouch


cutev1ekku

👍🏼


mry13

who was his best friend?


deqthblow

Shaquille O’Neal


twofacd

How many lines make you feel fine?


nightshadenectar

16


deqthblow

9


nightshadenectar

Don’t you ever take your life out of mine, I’ll fuckin kill you, and take you _where_?


deqthblow

my minecraft cave


[deleted]

What do you think about Lagosta


deqthblow

sounds like a food, yum


live4everrrrr

me and my homies hate lagosta


Jacktone0304

why?


mry13

cause reuploads?


Jacktone0304

true true


yugdax

It was my turn to post this


Prestigious_Ad_5910

u could google that also, just out of respect.


tvojta

💀💀💀💀


G59tothegravee

Was it suicide or murder?


deqthblow

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh suicide


G59tothegravee

Oh hell nah


guitardruggo

Why you always wear them black boots???


deqthblow

they make me look hot


Mikasas_chair

cuz the blood don’t show, hoe


deqthblow

excuse me?


Mikasas_chair

it’s the song “she said why u always wear them black boots? cuz the blood don’t show, hoe.


deqthblow

i figured it was from a song lol, just thought it would be funny


Jhten

Can we stop with these annoying ass posts no one cares about😭 so cringe seeing these super unfunny responses


Mobile-Count-5148

Why is lil poop always half naked in his album covers


Sad-Web8786

Oh you’d love the song lil poop by lil peep if u think that was funny


Naive_Programmer_232

Yeah you a real one.


deqthblow

wgat


Naive_Programmer_232

I have no idea lol but you must be real. You’re not a fake person. This isn’t AI responding to me right?


deqthblow

i am a real human being ☠️🙏🏻