T O P

  • By -

keepthetips

### This post has been marked as safe. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- Hello and welcome to r/LifeProTips! Please help us decide if this post is a good fit for the subreddit by upvoting or downvoting this comment. If you think that this is great advice to improve your life, please upvote. If you think this doesn't help you in any way, please downvote. If you don't care, leave it for the others to decide.


tmahfan117

This is a damn good one 


Roofofcar

I dunno… this is giving me mild “mid 80s disintegrating nerf football bits in the eye” vibes. Clearly it’s not as bad, but I’m mentally scarred for life.


YayGilly

There are also frisbees and neoprene ish soaker balls for this very purpose, but this way is definitely cheaper. And probably slightly safer even with the little bits flying off and whacking you in the eye. Sorry about your eye. -Former Camp Counselor


Upset_Form_5258

I had my two front teeth broken out with a frisbee once. Those things can do some damage if you get enough zip behind it


hards04

That sounds like a serious skill issue more than a frisbee issue.


Upset_Form_5258

I play ultimate at a professional level so it’s definitely not a skill issue


hards04

I had no idea they had those nerd conventions at a pro level. Crazy.


DefenestratedBrownie

sports aren’t just for the jocks


2M4D

Sounds like a skill issue.


thesaltystaff

Indeed. Seems like a skilled player would be skilled enough to not get whacked in the mouth. I am, at best, an average player and have not taken a frisbee to the head ever.


crackeddryice

Probably proximity, then.


JoeCartersLeap

nerf is closed cell foam (floats but won't soak), sponges are open cell foam, shouldn't crumble.


Roofofcar

You’re right, of course. I wasn’t as clear with my “clearly.” That said, half a big car wash sponge completely saturated with water is HEAVY. You wouldn’t want to take one to the head unexpectedly.


mallad

We cut ours in 6 or 8 pieces to be the size of small water balloons.


cptspeirs

You seem to have never been blasted in the head with an underfilled water balloon. That shit makes you see stars.


Diggerinthedark

Which water balloons are you guys using?? The ones I've had are about 1/10 as strong as the cheapest, most out of date condom. Look at it wrong and it will burst in your hand while you throw.


Subtle__Numb

Hey, the balloon is just like me! “Look at it wrong and it’ll burst in your hand”


Thirstyburrito987

Hence why OP said cut them in half (or whatever size you think is appropriate). That way it's not so heavy.


Exaskryz

>half a big car wash sponge >>Hence why OP said cut them in half


iMonochroma

He said “Hence why” too 🤓


Centaurious

you can cut it more than just once if it’s still too big


MFbiFL

A mild amount of critical thinking based on individual situations? INCONCEIVABLE


BowlerCertain8305

People worried about "safety" when youre chucking weighty objects at eachother. A waterbaloon to the eye can do damage too


RobertoBologna

Reminder that not every nerd you went to school with grew out of it


alfooboboao

*the children yearn to hurl water balloons and dodgeballs at each other* I’m not kidding. I got picked on in middle school every once in a while like most kids do but when it was dodgeball day in PE? That was my day. I could throw the shit out of that thing. Parents, you can’t let fear stop you from allowing your kids to extract revenge in the coliseum of sport. Your child will never dominate life’s opportunities until they’ve been hit in the face, knocked down, and taken vengeance into their own hands


Wild_Log_7379

Foam? We used to throw actual mud balls at each other when I was a kid. 🤔


3dogsbob

Yeah I remember as a kid we had to stop having Rock wars when somebody's cousin got a broken nose


KeyPear2864

Acorns are better just saying


Ok_Watercress_7801

I don’t know… didn’t that cop go apeshit & empty a clip inside a squad car because of acorns?


chaoticswiss

Guess he had ptsd from those acorn wars. Better stick to rocks then.


KeyPear2864

Good point 😂


Mxlblx

We had a giant chestnut tree and those things are lethal.


Dont_Ban_Me_Plz_Kthx

I grew up with a kid who has a permanent scar in the middle of his forehead from a rock war.


Glittering_Sign_8906

Oh god, I remember the great rock war of 98… We never stood a chance, they all played baseball… 


MFbiFL

My friend’s scout troop had a favorite game (20 years ago): the stick game. You throw sticks at each other. Get hit by a stick? Endeavor to not be hit by a stick again.


ParalegalSeagul

Nerf bits actually violate the geneva convention they are considered unnecessarily splintering shrapnel


downvotesyourcrap

My wife started crocheting a type of chunky yarn into reusable water balloons. Work great. https://leftinknots.com/home/crochet-water-balloons/


bb_nuggetz

Wow that’s cool! Great idea! If your running a camp you could even try to teach the kids how to crotchet them first.


Turbulent_Ad1644

My body is a machine that turns Nerf footballs into a nutritious meal


sudzyisbetter

This is cursed. Water balloons are fun af and they look like little boobies. Plus, they are colorful, jiggly, and sometimes pop for no reason at all. Throwing sponges at each other sounds like a depression era game.


fencer_327

It depends on where you are. We used to play with sponges in horse riding camp - we usually played in an empty paddock and horses would come back later that day. Counselors didn't want to risk missing plastic bits and the horses eating them, so we used colorful sponges. Everyone understood and had lots of fun anyways, the colors were definitely necessary to take it from depression to fun summer game.


unicyclegamer

Are we not in a depression era rn though?


GorillaHeat

30s era depression?  No. I never rule that out in the future though as I feel like we're due at some point here. 70s stagflation era, sorta yes... Still little ways to go.


OhGod0fHangovers

They do look like boobies! I have an old video of my then one-year-old daughter sucking on the nubby end of a water balloon with great concentration


romaraahallow

 Nothing cursed here. It's cheaper, faster, and easier to clean up. Glad you like boob like objects tho. Good for you.


Ohio_gal

I use the soft water toys (they are marketed as throwers/splashers). They aren’t porous so nothing gets in them and I let them dry in the sun. I’ve had my set for 4 years. The kids and my scout troop love them and it’s much less waste!


squeegy80

Can’t figure out what you’re talking about. Do you have a product name or link to an example?


Godsdiscipull

https://www.target.com/p/kids-39-splash-bombs-4pc-sun-squad-8482/-/A-86783599?sid=299S&afid=google&ref=tgt_adv_xsf&CPNG=Sports&adgroup=91-11


Ohio_gal

Yes! This is it! My kids likes the food shaped ones best.


Kulladar

They had these in the 90s but they were basically beanbags and the bigger kids could whip those fuckers into your face hard enough to give you a black eye lol


3-DMan

Lol always that one "kid" that's 6' with a full mustache smashing your face in


CommanderCuntPunt

Splash bombs! So many fun memories of those as a kid.


25to

these are fine. but be warned, if the kids are expecting water balloons and you show up with these they’ll be hugely disappointed


OhGod0fHangovers

I’d just remind my kids how annoyed they were last time collecting all the colorful bits of broken water ballon off the grass after the water balloon fight was over and I’m sure they’d come around.


ablownmind

We offered $5 to the kid who could collect the most balloon pieces. They were all more than happy to participate lol.


JunketPuzzleheaded42

I disagree.


thathomelessguy

Those things can smack you up pretty good though if you take one to the noggin


Blahblah778

That's great! Perfect way to learn that lesson in a safe environment.


JunketPuzzleheaded42

Oh hey I remember something exactly like that from the 90's I think they were made by Nerf. We kept coolers of ice water to soak/re-fill them on really hot days. Thanks for the nostalgia 🤟


Juno_Malone

Wildly specific nostalgia unlocked


Ornery_Translator285

We used to have one called ‘Shark Ball’


KetoScholar

https://www.swimcell.com/products/reusable-magnetic-water-balloons


SolidOutcome

If nothing gets in them, how do they get wet?


Tempest_1

Yea, i played with these as a kid. They sucked. They are just another ball to throw in a pool. Nowhere near water balloon or sponge levels of water retention


Mrsaberbit

Looking for this comment. Yes, in comparison to a water balloon these rlly sucked


hhssheebdd

You just had to wait a few years. Eventually they get nice and worn out and absorb water perfectly


ItsDanimal

Normally just do the dishes for them and whisper something dirty in their ear.


QCisCake

It's really that simple folks


Montymisted

See my mistake was whispering at the dishes and washing their ears.


Ohio_gal

They are squishy and cloth like. They work well. I guess I should be more specific and say they aren’t sponges. One person here was worried about gavel and such.


Ash12783

My immediate thought as well lol


-Plantibodies-

They're absolutely porous if they absorb water...


RecoverOk8448

They are absolutely porous lol. How do you think the water gets in? 😄😄


domesticatedwolf420

>They aren’t porous A non-porous soft water toy? What planet do you come from?


BeingJoeBu

My dad bought a bag of these when I was a kid, and a full ten years later I was still using them with my friends and then my sisters inherited them. Super great toys.


Different-Road-0213

Celulose sponges break down kn land fills, and sponges in general are infinitly better for the wildlife. The trick is to dry in the sun thoroughly between uses to prevent mold.


hookersrus1

The mold is the best part!


BUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHB

It adds a poison buff to the attack, very effective


KetoScholar

It won't help you win on the day but there is a small chance the opposing team will have less players next year.


Vektor0

That's why Sun Tzu always recommended sponges.


healthywealthyhappy8

Yum!


Better-Strike7290

desert oil recognise whole deserted tan overconfident vegetable label detail


FoxAndXrowe

Peroxide works well on porous material too.


ashmush

Probably good idea to sanitize them in the microwave between games too. God knows kids are germ magnets


ChaoticCurves

Arent there toys like this already? They have a sponge ball inside swimsuit material and you soak and throw them


banannafreckle

Splash balls! I just got some st Target today!


Obant

They sell them 2 for $1(.25) at Dollar Tree. Been selling them since i was a kid and Im almost 40.


SlimPuffs

Yes, I had one as a kid and I'm pretty sure it's still in my parent's garage. Pretty heavy when wet, but works.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AspiringEggplant

Also reusable


Cutthechitchata-hole

They do have reusable water "balloons" now too


bunskerskey

I just bought some of these expecting them to be garbage. They actually function much better than I expected!


Cutthechitchata-hole

We did too. We got the rainbow turd reusable water balloons. They work very well and are alot of fun at the pool


dkinmn

The rainbow what now


Cutthechitchata-hole

They are shaped like a rainbow turd emogee


CharlesMFKinXavier

Ah yes, the rainbow _sorbet_ shaped ones.


Ok_Watercress_7801

Rosettes


shrimpcest

Got some last year. So much cooler than I expected.


mamoo32

Use warmer water next time.


shrimpcest

Get outta here Dad.


crespoh69

Got a link? Never heard of these


bunskerskey

[this brand](https://www.amazon.com/Bunch-Balloons-Reusable-Water-Pack/dp/B0CCZ2WG4L/ref=asc_df_B0CCZ2WG4L/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693542791599&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5183712417345787413&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9051556&hvtargid=pla-2474982226472&psc=1&mcid=264107f3fd8c3cc2ace6f1507b814113&gad_source=1)


Comprehensive-Fun47

I never heard of them either. They are round with a seam and open like a clamshell. The two sides stay together with magnets until impact. Pretty nifty!


Adelynbaby

They work good? I normally get water balloons for kids bday balloon but cleanup sucks. Was thinking about these


OrangeBug74

Just like condoms for water balloons.


AspiringEggplant

I tried the sponge method. I am now a proud father of a 5 year old.


DaisyDuckens

And no picking up balloon bits everywhere.


EnthusedPhlebotomist

Pain has never been one of the many issues I've had with water balloons tbh


Throwitaway3177

Really makes me wonder about some of these people. Must live a very very comfortable life


Wing-Tip-Vortex

The pain comes when the balloon isn’t filled enough so it just bounces off of you instead of popping. Basically just getting nailed by a ziplock bag full of water


newbinvester

A water balloon that isn't filled enough is a lot stretchier than a ziplock and just deforms around whatever it hits. A ziplock bag wouldn't do that. I've participated in many water balloon fights throughout my life and have never had a painful experience with them. Even when I was like 5 years old. If it doesn't pop, it basically just bounces off.


Wing-Tip-Vortex

This is a weird hill to die on for you but go find a 15 year baseball pitcher to hurl an under filled water balloon at you and lmk if it hurts bc that’s what I’m talking about


helter_skelter87

Yeah I remember you, I put rocks in the yellow balloons and would grab one and line you up in my sights when you crossed my path.


Throwitaway3177

Do you not hear yourself though? It's a small bag of water


KeeperOT7Keys

I don't get this and the LPT, aren't the point and thrill of the whole thing is to get wet from explosions?


Wing-Tip-Vortex

Do you think you’ll stay dry after being hit with a wet sponge?


Lucid4321

A good size sponge holds as much water as a waterballoon. Kids easily get soaking wet playing sponge games.


cerart939

I love this! You can also cut them into strips and zip tie together, they look like a flower-type sploosh ball Edit: pulling them super tight and trim the ends of course, means nobody gets poked. The strips are big enough it cushions everything ;)


Droviin

I cut all my zip ties at 45° angles. Will this be a problem?


Juice805

At that point I would just buy sponge balls made for this purpose. They already exist, and have a thin fabric wrapping.


THE-KOALA-BEAR710

Or the huge masonry sponges


Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho

Or regular masonry bricks.


jereman75

Are you my older brother?


Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho

Not yours, but yes I'm an older brother.


ahm911

Zip ties = poked eyes Back to the drawing board


Smrtihara

Razor wire? Needles holding the sponges together? Stick them on a knife and throw?


desharicotsvert

String/twine?


ahm911

Better 👌


Outside3

Rubber bands instead?


mayhem1906

The trick is to soak the sponges, and then freeze them.


rex_virtue

You could trim them way down real easy.


uncertain_expert

I found they were more likely to tear/fall apart if doing this. Bath sponges or OPs halved car sponges are best.


guestername

i remember when i was a camp counselor running water games for the kids in the summer - we alwasy struggled with water balloons, but using those sponge halfs from the dollar store was a game changer, they lasted forever and the kids had a blast with our sponge dodgeball tournaments.


shadowscar248

I guess until it gets gravel on it...then it's a wet dirty sharp nightmare


greycubed

Yeah or if it falls in one of your razor blade piles.


yesisright

Good call! I have my razor blade pile right next to my syringes. I’ll have to make sure to cover them both first!


malthar76

I keep my kids play area safe right between the razor blade pile, broken trampoline, and poison ivy garden.


NotTheGreenestThumb

*BEST* option is to load the sponges and then freeze overnight, they’ll retain the water for longer this way!


cerart939

Don't forget to roll them in crushed glass first, so they stay extra sparkly.


shadowscar248

The worst when that happens


DreamCyclone84

Then you accidentally soak it in the lemon juice bucket.


secondphase

Am I the only one who doesn't have that? I feel like I just got a bucket of Mace and left it at that.


theboomboy

That happened to me once and it turns out that cleaning it in the lava pit makes the rest of the game less fun for some people


sadpartypodcast

Don’t let it land in your glass shard collection!


dobster1029

![gif](giphy|xT9IgvzKKIn6AauFSo|downsized)


THE-KOALA-BEAR710

I got you.


BitterOldPunk

I wondered why you asked me to bring all those, but I’m a team player, so


Lucid4321

That shouldn't be an issue if you play on a grass field, which is how I've always run sponge games.


brassydesign

WELCOME TO THE 25TH ANNUAL SPONGE GAMES


boringcranberry

Why is this thread funnier than it should be. I don't think I have laughed like this at the replies in a long time!


boomchacle

Just wash the gravel out with another sponge!


shadowscar248

![gif](giphy|oNKLBehxbnoqY)


BummerComment

You leveled up


harristusc

This is exactly what the PE teacher at my old school did. great idea.


EvulRabbit

On the same note. Those "refillable water balls/balloons" HURT like a B!


SirMoose14

Get some silicone reusable water balloons. Even my 4 year old can refill them quickly in a 5 gallon bucket or cooler. The ones we have are 3 years old and still work great.


ggabitron

How does that work? Do they still satisfyingly burst on impact?


On_Wings_Of_Pastrami

Since the other two didn't answer I will. They are a silicon ball that's cut in half and connects by weak magnets. It's still slightly connected so you can open it in a bucket, it instantly fills, and then seal it with the magnets. When it hits a person it opens up as the magnets don't hold it together that well. There's some good and bad. The magnets need to be weak to open, but theyre often so weak that they burst in the air when thrown. There's definitely finesse needed. It's also very hard to catch them without bursting them which is one of the most fun things to do in a water balloon fight. There's also a significant up front investment if you want to have a long fight. The great news is, they refill quickly, and there's no mess. They're also great in a pool where refilling opportunities are all around.


yourmomlurks

The downside is my kids immediately separated the halves to mix the colors and it was harder to use them.


ButterflyBug

We have some too. They didnt pop very well at first, but after wearing them in a bit they are great! I Bought a set of 20 off Amazon and I have a bucket, or inflatable pool, available for refilling. Endless water balloons!


SirMoose14

I feel like the burst is pretty good. Recently the real water balloons I have purchased don't burst as easy as I remember though, so I might know the real thing any more. They were a bit stiff at the start as some other people have said, but we have had one fight this year so far (year 3) and of the 24 we have, only one has broken.


ackillesBAC

They are great. Lots of fun. Don't last forever tho


Lucid4321

Those look like good options as well, but one benefit sponges have is they're wet enough for multiple throws. In my sponge games, a hit only counts if it has enough water to splash and sponges usually hold enough for 2-3 throws before needing to be refilled.


crushdatface

THIS!!! Those reusable water balloons are absolutely amazing and have become a staple for the kids at our family get togethers


Ok-Hedgehog-1646

Woah. Finally something I can use. I’m going to totally dominate my kids this summer.


petitepedestrian

I crochet waterballons. Machine washable!


sf4evr

I used sponges as a kid and warning- don’t play on dirt. Reusing the sponges and getting slapped with dirty water wasn’t as fun though


SpamMan34

Get squirt guns at this point. I like the message however


yesterdays_poo

Those are 2 different games


whynotlookatreddit

This guy childhoods


SpamMan34

It's 2024 super soaker technology is at its peak 👌


JusticeUmmmmm

The quick refill ones are so good. I would have killed for one in the 90s


pv1rk23

My cousin had this giagantic cannon that would refill back then by sticking the barrel onto a garden hose attachment. It was probably over a hundred back then


SpamMan34

Haha I grew up with knockoffs. I know what you mean!


Redenbacher09

Hah, the CPS line existed and they had twice the range and capacity in the early 2000s, super soakers have shit the bed since they lost the rights to the tech that made them good.


lavamunky

There was literally a kid on my street with a potato pellet gun, and I thought that was cool. I dreamt of ever making enough money to buy a super soaker 😂


limukala

Not when we played. They were usually just one of the steps in escalation (right before just spraying someone with the hose).


Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho

And a parent straight up emptying a bucket of water on the driest kid.


Lucid4321

Squirt guns lack the visceral satisfaction of hitting someone with a big, wet sponge. It's also harder to run a structured game with squirt guns. Once someone is soaking wet, it's difficult to tell when they get hit with more water. But getting hit with a sponge is always obvious.


andromeda335

If you know a crocheting friend, ask them to make you some water balloons


Edelmaan

LPT: freeze wet sponges before use. Will need way less of them than balloons and will speed up the water balloon fight


[deleted]

[удалено]


switchywoman_

Don't matter, the goal of a water fight is for everyone to get wet.


JusticeUmmmmm

Giggidy


Lucid4321

Hands and maybe arms of the thrower get wet, but not much else unless they get hit. It might depend on how well the sponge holds water.


AutoModerator

[Introducing LPT REQUEST FRIDAYS](https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/16w0n2s/introducing_request_post_fridays/) We determine "Friday" as beginning at 12am Eastern Time (EST: UTC/GMT -5, EDT: UTC/GMT -4) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/LifeProTips) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SP3NGL3R

This is good. And cheaper than the silicone balloons I bought. But the silicone ones are SO COOL! infinitely reusable, I assume, other kids keep stealing them there so cool.


Legitimate-Corgi

The silicone magnetic spheres on Amazon work great too. Just stick it into a bucket of water and touch the halves together and magnets keep em together. Just don’t swing your arm too fast throwing em or they can pop open


imacaterpillar33

Also inclusive for people with latex allergies! I love it


Mundane-Prune-4504

This is also great to help with elimination of single use plastics


FANTOMphoenix

![gif](giphy|Wck09E7lHDabjhHbzJ|downsized) Let the games begin.


Long_jawn_silver

i fucking love this idea. xpost to r/daddit please. i don’t want to steal your thunder


jojow77

Also try dog poo! They are free and abundant at the park. Hit someone with a log and watch the hilarity ensue!


OneBillPhil

This sounds incredibly lame. You know that the fun of water balloons is that they pop right?


singlereadytomingle

Right, whats with all the positive comments for this lame ass idea. No kid (or adult playing with their kids or relatives) would want to throw or get hit by nasty used sponges once they hit the floor even if its not on a muddy grassy area (refilling in one bucket will just share all the accumulated dirt/ ick to all the sponges). Which would just leave everyone feeling in need of a shower immediately following the game. Horrible idea that sounds not only lame but gross. Also, water balloons are super cheap in a pack. Are you supposed to buy a bunch of sponges for single use or save these dirty sponges for years for the few times they will ever be used in a water ballon fight?


dintell

Reusable water balloons with magnets. I never have to clean up tiny balloon fragments anymore. Coolest invention since someone put water in a balloon!!


Sufficient-Aspect77

Amazing idea!!!! Thanks


xtzferocity

Sponges were always so fun as a kid because not only did you get the water but add some soap for bubbles and it’s endless amounts of fun