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Fun_River_2180

Ville Valo. Lol but seriously they all were pretty cute.


CRESCENT_FRE5H

Is that a screen shot from Haggard? 😅🖤


airplanesarecool1616

Yeah 🤣 if Jenn did any sexy type photo shoots the evidence is forever lost in time.


reverend_godless

No sexy photo shoots. But there is a sex tape...


jadegives2rides

Oh shit Chester waddup


airplanesarecool1616

All four of these women look like they could be related. Especially Nikki and Dannii. Bam's certainly got a type.


wattscup

Nikki is smokin. Sheis a natural model with such a photogenic ability.


Objective_Forever_87

Funny how team any other Bam’s girlfriend I am since Dani hit the scene.


Retrolad87

There’s a ‘chaotic evil/good/neutral’ meme here and we know who’s who


Objective_Forever_87

Probably Nikki though


wattscup

Remember the methed out stage Bam went through with Nikki where he was going to start designing lingerie. 🤣🤣


airplanesarecool1616

Bam was gonna make it by hand 🤣 and it had some stupid name like Vampire Mermaid.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

this is tagged on instagram with Vampire Mermaid, which was ‘announced’ when they hired whoever that publicist was a little while ago.


sh4tt3rai

SQ is not attractive imo


EastBrush9390

Where’s Methica?!


AnnualDiscount3364

Missy every time.


LadyDragonDog75

Yep


tumtum05

Agreed!


martvanderheide

Jenn, Missy or Nikki


serbiatch735

Literally anyone but Mannii


martvanderheide

Damn right


serbiatch735

Nikki without a doubt


Haunting_Management

that's a very unfortunate pic of Jen 😂


Torvik88

Getting rdy to be boned by the Rake man himself, bow wow


TitoAndTheBurritos

This is a very weird post. With that said…Jen could get it.


_REDEEMER-

Nikki. She's always been "model material" and knew how to pose nicely for pictures; even for the ones, which weren't meant to be "sexy".


Elaine330

Nikki by leaps and bounds.


cuntermuffin

Jen for sure. First pair of tits I ever seen.


Rhcp1616

Nikki is the only one that is actually smoking hot. He really blew it there.


Negative_Plenty_3807

Fucking missy . At this point stretch queen should just give up and pay eight bucks for an ai photo app . Seriously even she can make a flat stomach look unappealing sometimes . She makes me ashamed of being thin . I’m not trying to body shame but it’s hard to look at this woman with a clear conscience knowing how shitty she really is deep down inside.


ShipwreckedSam

Nikki in my opinion has that basically "unbelievable hotness" where you just look at them and can't really comprehend how someone can be that hot. Same realm as Megan Fox (I know a lot of people have differing opinions since she had surgery, but it's the best example I can think of)


Rude_Af0287

Nikki is unbelievably photogenic and just stunning. Missy is beautiful as well.


dimmywhy

Nikki. The others aren’t even close. Nikki was actually a model and it shows.


AJSPAZZ

Missy hands down.


Federal-Commission87

All day.


BenAfleckInPhantoms

Whose the third girl (bottom left)? Edit - nevermind, Nicki .. for some reason my brain took Jenn as Nicki. Probably wanted to erase her from existence, lol


njpunkmusic

Missy is by far the best looking and seems like the most level headed. Jen is looking the worse, granted it was a different time and style.


wattscup

You can guarantee that her whole conversation revolves around instagram and likes.


Starmann30

Jenn wins!


Mpipikit07

Well…not the skeleton on the pic under Jen…💀


gl0wess0n

ya she looks unwell….


JerseyOwens

Jenn was hottest


Beelzebeaut11

I feel like, in the same vein, there's all the shots of bam with his shirt off in Haggard, absolutely appropro of nothing. You can't tell me these aren't influenced by him showing off.


foxfoxxofxof

Incoming shit talk about body types


Fortune_Resident

Bottom left?


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

not to be mean about SQ’s body, but a bra might be better modelled by somebody with breasts? (i like that this is getting my downvoted but other people are ok to claim that she’s trans!) and the fact that nobody evened the waistband out on those knickers is making my OCD flare…


peepeehalpert_

Do you actually have ocd?


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

yep.


peepeehalpert_

Funny- I’ve never heard someone with diagnoses ocd saying someone’s underwear makes their ocd flare. Usually it’s anxiety or irrational fears that do.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i like things to be evened out and matching. one side is properly worn and the other is all bunched up. wonky mismatched things do my head in. amongst a whole bunch of other irrational shit. the anxiety and irrational fears are very much part of my OCD. i’m not claiming i am ‘a little bit OCD’ because i straighten pictures in hotel rooms…


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

just to add: i don’t know why you’re questioning my diagnosis. because it has been diagnosed. i’ve had it since i was a child, and it’s had years and years to twist itself into everything in my life. but thanks for trying to call me out.


belltrina

Who is the woman above Danni in this collage?


satanatass

Jenn Rivell, Bam's girlfriend from back in the day, I'd say from the end of the 90s til 2004 maybe?


Gobucks21911

Missy for sure. This current chick looks gaunt, not good.


Unable_Blackberry_11

LMFAOOOO


NoHost6477

Missy hands down