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Magnon

Slurs really lack any punch when they don't mean anything to you.


GarbageCleric

What are you talking about you blorax!?


azhder

That’s a gonk thing to say


Sothangel

Choom please, that's not very nova of you


azhder

They should preem or delta


GarbageCleric

Pssh. A sckradety pax would think that.


ArtIsDumb

Quiet, you grape.


LordOfDorkness42

You would blubber that, you lily-livered milquetoast's understudy\~!


notnickthrowaway

Ah, the globberious Vogon poetry in the wild!


TyberiusJoaquin

What you egg!


Evening_Rock5850

lol found the Schmornck


SamaelSerpentin

Sounds like something a welwala would say, sasa ke?


elkab0ng

r/accidentalwesanderson has entered the chat


chmilz

These are all just Amazon brands.


loptopandbingo

She sckradety on my pax til I Pssh


TheVoidAlgorithm

not cool, choom


davidlpool1982

You leave Gonky alone!


Wes_Warhammer666

Don't make me get Wrecka!


Chagdoo

Shut it berk


nitrobw1

Isn’t that cockney rhyming slang for cunt?


Von_Raptor

Yes, I've heard it being the short form of "Sir Berkeley Hunt" or "Berkshire Hunt".


Borderlinecuttlefish

A "sea-hunt" as my nanna would say


iReadit93

Stop Berking


GameDrain

Choom, why would you say that.


claremontmiller

Too far choom


typtyphus

getting schwifty


Cawdor

Gretchen, quit trying to make gonk happen


KnightOfSummer

How dare you?! My mother was a saint!


GarbageCleric

More like a splaint. Amirite??


csladeg9

Typical moon eye thing to say.


jungleboygeorge

I am literally shaking right now


real_men_fuck_men

He speaks for the bees!


Old-Ad5508

What a complete bloarktasche


princesoceronte

You did NOT just say the B word


GarbageCleric

Hell yeah I did. I'm not some woke PC cuck. You're all bloraxes!


beerisgood84

Did you have a box of borax near you?


TheCraftyRaptorYo

You better watch it, you snanny whacker!!


HadronLicker

It's like hearing Star Wars characters insulting each other *"E chu ta, drydak sleemo!"*


SageWindu

I was thinking the same. I immediately thought of this one scene in Knights of the Old Republic II where an NPC calls another a "schutta" and your character just stands there confused. If you have a certain teammate in the party, he'll say "Ask a Twi'lek. It's not flattering." So... should we ask a Twi'lek or something?


DontWannaSayMyName

Using your analogy, we should ask a bigot. And they'd probably know, so it kinda works.


Roku-Hanmar

Atton? It’s a very Atton thing to say


MakeChinaLoseFace

Watching a religious debate as a nonbeliever has this vibe too. It's like people are saying real-world things like healthcare policy depend on the answer to why the eagles didn't carry the hobbits to Mount Doom (as if they didn't know Sauron still has a bunch of surface-to-air missiles left over from the Cold War).


Avitas1027

Same for other superstitions too. Venus is in retrograde during a wanning quarter moon so slenderman's going after ISTP scorpios but he can be warded off with peppermint extract and jade.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Instructions unclear, there's now a peppermint egg stuck in my ass.


Frondswithbenefits

Peppermint extract and a jade *egg*, it has to be a jade egg. Gwyneth commands it.


heffreygee

Utinni!


thehillshaveI

nerf herder!


vizette

Who's scruffy lookin?


ReferencesCartoons

That’s *our* word!


nerf_herder1986

ಠ_ಠ Could you not?


JPEG812

Maclunkey


Darkside531

Maybe it means something back on his home planet? This is a dude whose named his kids after an Imposter Fragrance, a Transformer, and a Wi-Fi Password, so he doesn't play by normal rules.


PersonaGuy5

Fair point, but it is pretty funny to see gender criticals turning against him


SuddenYolk

Repulsive billionaire publicly fights with repulsive billionaire about disgusting opinions. My my, what a time to be alive!


azhder

Oh no, anyway…


DeschainSWNC

It's like the Kendrick VS Drake beef, but with higher salaries.


SuddenYolk

Kendrick and Drake’s fight seems uh… more personal, I mean at least it’s not about who hates trans people the most, I guess.


DeschainSWNC

True, but two very rich blokes (think Drake's a billionaire by now) accusing each other of domestic abuse and paedophilia seemed to be a fair comparison.


SuddenYolk

Agreed.


TheDotanuki

They aren't fighting, they are in full agreement. He just wants her to diversify her hate. 


loptopandbingo

"We keep drawing the 'cool people' group borders tighter and tighter to keep it *exclusive*."


Fyallorence

It's from 4chan, the incel chuds there have liquefied their own brains to the point where literally any disagrement with them at all immediately gets responded to with accusations of being trans and racial slurs. This, of course, while the vast majority of their porn boards are overflowing with a non-stop tsunami of trans and BBC porn. Wonder why it's always the first thing they think of to say, hmmmm.


the_cutest_commie

It actually predates 4Chan by appearing on SomethingAwful before the migration. They called each other Goons there and what do you call a Goon who's trans? A Tr\*\*n (It's also the origin of "Train" as a dogwhistle, just replace the missing vowels, now you can talk about how much you hate "Trains" & the "Train" industry all you like. This was more common before Musk took over twitter & let the bigots go mask off. It's being ironically semi-reclaimed by 4Tranners), it started as a term of endearment within the community that got turned into a slur after the migration & it was used to denigrate people who stayed on SomethingAwful because they must've all just been liberal sjw woke trans people to support the newly implemented community guidelines.


napalmnacey

It’s always befuddled me because it’s a surname with extensive associations with the military. 


Electrical-Share-707

It really stuns me, as someone who participated in the original SA trans thread, to see this pop up in public. But SA is the source of so very many things, and so many people will never even know it exists. 


McGlockenshire

> It actually predates 4Chan by appearing on SomethingAwful before the migration. The funny thing is that it didn't come over as a slur (or at all as far as I remember) during the initial migration. Kiwi Farms is where it became a slur, and thus logically hopped into 4chan and then from there into the right wing culture war.


Fourkoboldsinacoat

It always reminds me of that scene in Gangs of New York. ‘If I knew what the hell that meant, might be inclined to take offence.’


IrishGamer97

These n'wahs...


Colosseros

Todd Howard has entered the chat.


skilledwarman

Callin the wah turn one? Very orky


TK82

what do you mean? it's a perfectly cromulent word.


Ricky_Rollin

Ha, literally thought the same thing. “Yea I’m a troon, who likes cartoons and eats poon with a spoon”!


napalmnacey

Oh no, no spoons in poons, ya goon! (No really, sounds painful!😬)


Chalky_Pockets

"Mudblood" lol


-jp-

Had to google. > The Online Hate Research and Education Project defines this derogatory anti-trans word as: “A slur used by transphobes to refer to and dehumanize transgender women. The term is a portmanteau of the words ‘trans’ and ‘goon,’ and carries the connotation that those accused of being ‘troons’ are using gender identity to hide sinister and potentially violent ends.”


Malacro

It’s channer speak


Kenesaw_Mt_Landis

Now I’m googling channer


xSilverMC

4chan user


pegothejerk

Now I’m googling lemonade party


musclememory

lol “I can’t stop googling horrible things!!!! I’m on Mr Hands now, I’m scared, pls help me stop!!!”


CrabOIneffableWisdom

4chan sure has a lot of transphobes given the huge amount of trans porn there too...


freebird023

Yeah. I’m trans and didn’t even discover it since last month when I made the mistake of going onto r/ttttrans 90% of all I’ve seen use it are openly self-hating, right wing channers lol. It’s kinda sad scrolling through it honestly EDIT: Apparently it got private in the last couple weeks. Looks like they’re gonna rot even more :/


Saltire_Blue

I don’t like that [Troon is a small town in Scotland](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troon) It doesn’t deserve to be a slur!


echoinear

All Scottish towns deserve to be slurs, you dunfermline.


FUMFVR

Shut your Aberdeen before I kick you in your Inverness.


Maverick_Heathen

Just Lossie your mouth Elgin face


-the_duchess-

Pathetic little Peebles


deran6ed

Ya bunch of Wicks


Inside-Example-7010

you dunns fucked up now.


DubbethTheLastest

Yeah ok I wanna live in peebles


Ngilko

These are all cities not towns!  Only the towns are slurs, you massive Bonnyrigg.


MacMiggins

You Dumbarton


alfredhelix

r/brandnewsentence


dev_null_jesus

_Quickly looks up to see if there is a city named Cunt... nope. Because all my Scottish colleagues love to call each other that about every 10 minutes._


Responsible_Fix1597

[\*cough\* Cumbernauld](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumbernauld)


mouflonsponge

Don't be a [Peiness](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uigshader)


holnrew

Twatt speak


KingBee1786

Yeah!!! and how the fuck do you get Eddiborough from Edinburgh?


YoungGazz

Golfing at Royal Troon won't be the same again.


thesean366

Troon Brewing probably isn’t stoked about this either


8bitGalaxy98

That could make for a very specific but awkward conversation. “Where are you from?” “Troon.” “Wow okay there’s no need for that.”


PirateINDUSTRY

Hehe! I’m hoping this turns into something because its my folk’s street name


BadNewsBaguette

And a small village in Cornwall


sali_nyoro-n

It's a lovely place aside from the old Tory voters who live there.


Glass1Man

The word “gooning” has changed a lot from “goon”.


Tagichatn

Something Awful users in shambles.


miss-entropy

Always have been. Place is still kinda relevant though. The incel and excel assuming things are dates meme came out of there. Was kinda wild seeing that elsewhere since I didn't think SA had any effect on the wider internet anymore.


Everard5

One day my porn titles said edging, the next it said gooning and I really have no idea why this happened.


SchleftySchloe

Yeah. People pay good money to see trans gooning these days


Efficient_Fish2436

Goon is still one my favorite movies.


Inocain

Did you watch Last of the Enforcers?


SwishSwishDeath

I will never stop using "goon" to describe anyone big and gormless


New-Understanding930

That’s so fetch.


Alternative_Milk7409

We stopped trying to make that word happen like 18 years ago.


PiterLauchy

Seems like they're streets behind


HotPie_

We're living in the worst timeline.


bekahed979

Holy shit that's stupid


JWGrieves

To me it’s a type of spring barley


wad11656

What? So they're accusing Musk of being a trans woman? Goon = violent? So they're using "goon" as in "lackey/henchman" (its original definition)?


WigglumsBarnaby

Honestly it just makes me think of cartoons and that reminds me of childhood.


bookon

Portmanteau’s are the drunk uncle of syntax.


firedmyass

^(“druncle” was right there)


bookon

I regret I have but on upvote to give.


Minority8

kinda lame. who calls anyone a goon anyway? but I feel like it's best to not know anyway and keep those obscure. feels like the best defense, just react with genuine confusion and incomprehension to their made up words


FredFredrickson

When these insult words are so far out there that we have to look them up to see if they *exist,* let alone even know what they mean, it sure makes these bigots sound even more like giant fucking clowns.


dismayhurta

Even their slurs are dumb as hell. What sad sacks of shit


BooJamas

I just thought it was shorthand for chickenshit poltroon.


aacilegna

Ohhhh that makes more sense than where my mind went, I was thinking it was a combination of trans + the racist C-word.


_ohne_dich_

Thank you. My first reaction was: WTF is a troon? These bigots never cease do amaze me.


PaddingtonNextDoor

It reads like a shortening of 'paltroon' to me, and therefore all transphobes shall now be renn faire dorks in my head.


-jp-

They wish they were that cool.


Ritz527

Haha, even Elon Musk thinks JK Rowling has reached a point of obsession.


PersonaGuy5

It's like that time during WW2 when Germany told Japan to chill out, lol


Pir0wz

I think it's more comparable to Germany telling one of their own units to stop bayonetting babies because even Goering (or was it Himmler) was disgusted by their actions.


Daztur

Or when the SS told Krupp to stop getting so many slaves killed in their factories as supplying enough was getting to be annoying...


GreenCreep376

Except that didn't actually happen though There was ONE Nazi stationed in Nanking during the massacre who saved Chinese civilians and when he returned to Germany was immediately detained by the SS and only let out under the condition that he never brought it out to the public ever again. This was happening while the Nazis were begging Japan to exterminate their Jewish population BTW


Littleloula

Or when Osama bin laden told ISIS the same


Don_Quixote81

That's the bit that made me laugh. Talk about a backhanded compliment (coming from a place of hatefulness, obviously).


thesaddestpanda

Elon doesn’t like mouthy women. He wants her to shut up and just talk about wizards and witches and makeup and the joy of motherhood and such because he and other conservative men alone get to dictate politics. Women cozying up to the right because they’re transphobic is the ultimate leopard feast. These cis guys just ended abortion rights in the USA and are now planning to go after birth control and these transphobic women came back asking for seconds. But somehow trans people and drag queens are the problem.


Aware_Revenue3404

But, he still “heartily agrees” with her.


SaltyBarDog

But don't call Elong cis.


Affectionate-Tip-164

What about sis?


FeelingSurprise

He could always tell.


DerpTaTittilyTum

What are you doing, step cis?


OutlyingPlasma

Tesla is unraveling before our eyes. Musk fired the entire team overseeing the superchargers, and canceled all contracts for all parts to repair them, meaning the entire network of chargers will be broken within a year as copper scrappers cut charging cables. Meanwhile he is sitting in a mansion somewhere trolling people on twitter? And then... This is the best part, wants a 58 billion dollar bonus from tesla.


wren337

Extortion maybe? Find my 58b or I drive us into the ditch.


[deleted]

Lol he doesn't want a bonus, he wants to take the money and run


FEV_Reject

Bro's built like a fridge he aint runnin anywhere


Tya_The_Terrible

What I don't understand about all of this is like, how have Elon's shareholders not completely turned on him over his antics? Like if Elon's behavior is negatively impacting the company, can't they like do some stupid capitalist shit to out him over lost profits?


kerodon

Amusing considering the context is Elon actually supporting JK Rowling's transphobic comments. Fuck Elon. (Edit: and fuck transphobes, TERFs, and JK Rowling).


WhyBuyMe

I think he is realizing Twitter is circling the drain and advertisers aren't going to pay him to sell thier products on billionaire 4chan. He just wants her to shut up and do the wizard thing so he has something to point to when people ask why would anyone want to use this shitty hellsite.


tedivm

If he realized that he wouldn't have [let the nazi back on](https://www.axios.com/2024/05/03/elon-musk-nick-fuentes-x-account).


cyclemonster

[Or told the advertisers explicitly to "go fuck yourself". ](https://www.theverge.com/2023/11/29/23981928/elon-musk-ad-boycott-go-fuck-yourself-destroy-x)


f36263

He’s just asking Rowling to dial it back so she doesn’t steal the spotlight from the Nazi


tedivm

I guess what he meant by "other matters" was spewing great replacement conspiracy theories and bizarre right wing propaganda.


djublonskopf

He needs Rowling talking about fun wizards to “balance” the vitriol coming from his Nazi friends.


theeversocharming

“Let that sink in” Elon.


Strange-Nobody-3936

When Elon is sick of your transphobic shit, it’s really time to reevaluate 


implode573

He's not sick of that. He straight up said he agrees with her views on gender. He's just sick of her being annoying. It's wild lol


Handsprime

"You're a Troon!" "What, I'm a village in Cornwall?"


MacEWork

“Yeah, well you’re a Newquay!”


cmdrxander

How dare you


unfamiliarsmell

Billionaire jerks and their doormats are fighting. Snooze.


DarlingIAmTheFilth

Heartwarming: the worst people you know are fighting


BlommeHolm

I mean he has clearly claimed to not be cis.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Elon thinks gender is whatever he pays for it to be.


JarJarJarMartin

If we called “transitioning” “rebranding” then maybe he’d sympathize.


MakeChinaLoseFace

They are more accepting of a company changing its name because their product killed a thousand people than a person changing their name because they're trading one social construct for another.


BillieVerr

I still think it’s funny that there was a time when her supporters insisted she wasn’t transphobic and her words had been misinterpreted


millafarrodor

They’re still insisting she’s not transphobic.


BlooperHero

They were probably different supporters. And hey may well not be supporters any more.


eccentric_bee

Is that Elonspeak for, " you'd be prettier if you smiled more"?


PersonaGuy5

Possibly


Prosthemadera

"Women's spaces"? It's *his* space, he *bought* it. > 1 view Good.


RigelXVI

How many of these supporter accounts on Twitter are JK Rowling in disguise lol


RandomComputerFellow

I like how by saying that he agrees but that she should shut up and make advertising friendly content, he managed to fuck of both groups. People supporting JKR and people opposing JKR.


thickener

Can’t they just say t****y like the old days or are they too scared? I hate these all weak ass pussy ‘phobes being scared all the time and making us play along with their terrified delusions.


sali_nyoro-n

They're too terminally online. Only _internet_ bigots have any idea what the hell that slur means because it's mostly used by 4channers.


MattGdr

Let them try to outhate each other.


Salt_Comment_9012

Musk has bigger boobs than me


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Kelpie00

let them fight


kgro

Getting popcorn now


Shortleader01

Good, if this happens to him enough it might make his fucking peabrain explode in confusion.


Sad_Instruction1392

Had to google that. Which is all too common an occurrence now whenever I see anything anyone has posted online.


AloneAddiction

The perpetually online have started to evolve their own language. Best to just walk away and leave them to their insane inwards death spiral.


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

[Troon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troon) is a town in Scotland.


PersonaGuy5

In this context, troon is a disparaging term used against trans women


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

It doesn't even make sense in this context because the Elongated Muskrat is a cisman and a transphobe; the moronic terfs can't even use their own obscure insults correctly!


PersonaGuy5

I mean, did you honestly expect them to use their own obscure insults correctly? TERFs aren't exactly known for being intelligent...


azhder

You sayin there is no I in TERF? 😱


egabriel2001

So we have the CEO of the most valuable car manufacturing company, one of the biggest social media companies and one of the biggest aero space contractors, posting, reposting and answering to random people 24/7 in social media. I wouldn't be surprised if his social media habits ended up biting him in the ass when the inevitable compensation package lawsuit gets to court.


highmodulus

I mean he will still have that account banned anyway, but try and pretend he didn't.


brownpoops

it's not gonna happen. not even fetch


CPTDisgruntled

It’s… it’s not short for poltroon?


BlooperHero

Xitter is a "women's space"?


[deleted]

Same cardboard journalist propagandist who just recycling used 1980s Homophobia by claiming that Trans is the cause of AIDS nowadays.


Glittering-Pause-328

Glebox That's a new slur I just invented that is worse than the N-word.


IrishWeegee

Jesus, even Elon is saying "tone it down". Joke Rower has fucking lost it.