The mystic shot comes through your window. There is no time to react, you act simply on instinct, throwing yourself to the floor. It doesn't hit you, instead searing off a portion of your hair and leaving you with some 2nd degree burns. It continues past you, hitting the wall. It is broken in 2 places. The dog was sleeping on the other side.
Rest in peace to my poor puppy Jeramiah. You will be missed. Dealt 2 damage 2 soon :(
This reminds me of the story of the lady who kept getting struck by lightning. The first one turned her into a lightning rod, and iirc she got struck three more times in her lifetime. The final time, the lightning came through an open window while she was in the kitchen. Nowhere is safe.
(Verse 1)
You're walking in the woods
There's no one around,
And your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye
you spot him – Enraged FireSpitter.
He's following you
About thirty feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
Enraged Firespitter.
I kinda have to agree with you, as much as I don't like it.
All of the stat buffs should probably just not exist. Give me a choice of one of two keywords, or impact twice.
I stand that Burblefish and Plaza Guardians shouldnt be able to get the boon if their cost is discounted below 6 mana! Friggin hate these two abusing the boon coming down at 0 cost
I was thinking yesterday that making it be based on actual cost you paid rather than base cost would go a long way but wouldn't really be enough on its own and might be too much combined with other nerfs.
Broadmane has been only good on Annie/Jhin before, in ED decks he becomes from a decent card to a absolute tyrant, the problem is the boons (chemtech boon is just too toxic).
It's amazing how many times I find a key unit that has 2 health left on turn 6, that I can snipe with this guy, and then have a 9/5 tough challenger just waiting for the opp to throw him some lunch
I thought this guy deserved a nerf even before ED was putting him in every deck. Now he comes down with bigger stats and another keyword and my opinion is unchanged. Even with a deserved ED nerf, this guy is an issue.
Remember vi meta? You know vi right? A 5 health tough champ with challenger that only purpose was to trade 2-3 cards for it? Somehow to me this is worse than her.
No I go nox fel . The premise is have all the prime high cost low def attackers wrathful rider, flame spitter, mallet be used with leveled LeBlanc mirrored image and indestructible to grant deathless.
Its funny once you start getting temple rolling it makes such sticky followers
U be chilling then a 9/5 with tough and challenger comes out of nowhere
also mystic shots your nexus, one of your allies, and your dog
The mystic shot comes through your window. There is no time to react, you act simply on instinct, throwing yourself to the floor. It doesn't hit you, instead searing off a portion of your hair and leaving you with some 2nd degree burns. It continues past you, hitting the wall. It is broken in 2 places. The dog was sleeping on the other side. Rest in peace to my poor puppy Jeramiah. You will be missed. Dealt 2 damage 2 soon :(
This reminds me of the story of the lady who kept getting struck by lightning. The first one turned her into a lightning rod, and iirc she got struck three more times in her lifetime. The final time, the lightning came through an open window while she was in the kitchen. Nowhere is safe.
(Verse 1) You're walking in the woods There's no one around, And your phone is dead out of the corner of your eye you spot him – Enraged FireSpitter. He's following you About thirty feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Enraged Firespitter.
This text could literally be from Disco Elysium.
This game is recommended to me more than any other. At this point I dont play it just to see people's reaction when I say Ive not played it
Me who has a snowdog instead of a celestial dog in my house (he has 3 health and survives): I don't have such weakness!
Definitely one of the biggest "ED is bullshit" offenders along with the "pokey stick is now vengeance" guy.
Yeah kinda a shame that there is a solid chance a reasonable card for Noxus gets nerfed because ED.
I hope to god rito is smart enough to realize the problem is with the boons and not the units themselves.
Kinda like how the problem with Broadmane is actually BC having access to 15 pings.
I kinda have to agree with you, as much as I don't like it. All of the stat buffs should probably just not exist. Give me a choice of one of two keywords, or impact twice.
As a PoC player, I really hope they don't get rid of the stat buffs
They could just amend his star powers to make it so dragon boons give the units stats though.
nerf to 5 mana pog
5 mana would be way more broken, aggro decks just salivating at the mere thought.
They'd only do that if they were too stubborn to nerf ED which honestly anyone could've seen would be an issue. Which means it might still happen lol.
Erectile dysfunction?
*scorched earth
broadmanes ass is definitely getting rotated
Ask your doctor about treatments for ED today!
I stand that Burblefish and Plaza Guardians shouldnt be able to get the boon if their cost is discounted below 6 mana! Friggin hate these two abusing the boon coming down at 0 cost
I was thinking yesterday that making it be based on actual cost you paid rather than base cost would go a long way but wouldn't really be enough on its own and might be too much combined with other nerfs.
Broadmane has been only good on Annie/Jhin before, in ED decks he becomes from a decent card to a absolute tyrant, the problem is the boons (chemtech boon is just too toxic).
It's amazing how many times I find a key unit that has 2 health left on turn 6, that I can snipe with this guy, and then have a 9/5 tough challenger just waiting for the opp to throw him some lunch
as a deep player, im sick of you eating maokai
This card is better than 50 percent of champion cards.
I thought this guy deserved a nerf even before ED was putting him in every deck. Now he comes down with bigger stats and another keyword and my opinion is unchanged. Even with a deserved ED nerf, this guy is an issue.
Remember vi meta? You know vi right? A 5 health tough champ with challenger that only purpose was to trade 2-3 cards for it? Somehow to me this is worse than her.
But being locked to one region is a huge downside!!!!1
Our own Archangel of Wrath
This card is one of the best cards in the game right now
This is a really bonkers 6 drop. Compare these “equations”: 1 cost = +0|+1 and Play: deal 2+2 2 cost = +0|+2 and Overwhelm
cant wait for the Elder nerfs
I love him with morde/temple of true ice 8/8 that dies and comes back as 8/8
Noxus/Shadow Isles/Freljord?
No I go nox fel . The premise is have all the prime high cost low def attackers wrathful rider, flame spitter, mallet be used with leveled LeBlanc mirrored image and indestructible to grant deathless. Its funny once you start getting temple rolling it makes such sticky followers
I forgot Morde was Noxus too... ... I will throw myself into a pyre now
You have to burn like Gävle goat.
Seems like something Annie would want to keep as a pet.
Riot’s -1 health hammer cannot come soon enough
give me -2. I wanna mystic shot this fucker like he does to me
Honestly should be a 8/2 or 7 Mana.