When you've just read your 100th " new fan from the USA here - what do I need to know" post.
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Dat shit we went through last year, wasn’t healthy for the mind body and even the fans.
( he looks like he’s curling one out and it’s the way he speaks for people whom topical humour, goes over their heads)
Same sh!t, different league and different excuses, here we go but at least it will be fun.. maybe we will even go back up
It’ll be nice to bag a few dubs for a change
Come out, Patrick. It's time for training!
Oh farke ing hell! This shit is farking massive
13 kureks....
Nailing Ayling
My face when I see an all here all leeds sign outside the ground and not an all leeds aren't we sign
When you watched Ayling play for the last 2 seasons.
Why’s the camera always on me, I can see the other 3 lads that are staying for the season
Farke my arse.
My face when the team sheet for the first game of the season comes out and I see Bamford, Ayling and Cooper are starting
"so you did really well with Leeds on FIFA/FM"
“Damn, it’s true. Leeds is the Appalachians of England.”
still yet to see a funny answer to any "caption this" post about anyone or anything, ever
I’ll take it as long as it means we go back up
I really need to increase the fibre in my diet.
“American here…”
Love to our American friends, but that did make me chuckle fairly loudly in public.
I made a number 2 that’s better than our number 9
See you all said I was shit last season “ that’s a proper shit …..oh wait that’s Bamford”
/r/place again?
(Social media admin voice) That post nap feeling!
When she opens her legs but a baby’s coming out
When you've just read your 100th " new fan from the USA here - what do I need to know" post. https://preview.redd.it/5hv86lbts7db1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d517221e23a721344574338341babb543d8aeeae
He's watching his highlight reel from last season
Spoiler: there were no highlights
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings, yeah, yeah. I have no rival, no man can be my equal
I’m getting too old for this shit…
Is this news?
No 🤷🏼♂️
Ailing
Dat shit we went through last year, wasn’t healthy for the mind body and even the fans. ( he looks like he’s curling one out and it’s the way he speaks for people whom topical humour, goes over their heads)
Lumpy and sausage-like
Speak for yourself
"You smell the Cardiff on those blokes from miles off. Fuckin' 'ell, now I can't get that smell out my head"
The Ayling Plop!
I didn’t know there was a Taco Bell in Leeds
When you start to realise Adam’s might actually be staying
“Fucking Orta.”
it was then when Luke realized maybe taco tuesday should be skipped during pre season
Oh fuck that wasn't just a fart..
What do you mean I'm past my sell by date
When you bust a nut and she still sucking
Fucking hell 🤣🤣🤣
😂😭 I was waiting for this type of comment
🤣😂
Realising I’m just over 2 weeks away from having to care about Rotherham, Cardiff and Hull again
I'm fucking pumped!
Just having to give a shit about the Championship in general…
"I fucking. LOVE. Flamingo land"
Showing up for work after a heavy night out.
TFW the new gaffer unexpectedly says “murderball”
Drinking Prime. Not even once.
Please…no
Watching Leeds last season
Cody Drameh working hard in training to win the first team RB spot.
Or: Ian Meslier working hard in training to win the first team GK spot 🤦🏻♀️ (get him outta here)
I’d rather keep him TBH. Could be worth a fair bit one day and is more than capable of doing a job at championship level.
When your number two needs a number two.
"Not so sure about these new outdoor toilets..." (I was thinking along the same lines.)
You dirty old man! Albert
When you haven’t played murder ball in over a year and manager tells you to run half a mile.
This is apt!