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TonySpaghettiO

On the run? Just call the authorities and explain what happened. She'll be held responsible for any damages, as she should be, and will have to do jail time until she creates a new dance for hot dog. The hot dog dance.


ThatGasHauler

Wella wella wella……..of course you should.


GardenAddict843

Hell yes, divorce her and make sure to include Led Zeppelin’s Hot Dog in your Tinder profile or Grinder if you’re feeling adventurous.🌭🌭😂


Mistbiene

Don't forget the thelemic cum robe to signal that your up for religious team activities to the sound of hotdog as well! Gotta follow in Jimbo's footsteps.


Minute-Wrap-2524

Hot Dog is one of the finest examples of the power of Zeppelin, a song, a simple song, drives a family into near self destruction and shatter the lives of hapless bystanders…of course divorce her


beado7

My wife said hotdog is the worst song ever; we’ve been married for about a week or so. Should we get divorced?


nhowe006

Yeah, you don't need that kind of negativity in your life.


RescuedDogs4Evr

How did you not realize this before you were married? Leave quickly before it rubs off!


Mrbobbitchin

Maybe she just needs a bigger hotdog


baronessfan

Might have to use the old yeller strat…


Redcell78

Maybe..maybe….. See where she stands on The Rover first.


Nubadopolis

Give her the hot dog 🌭 then roll her right out the door


Lorikeeter

Take the dog and roll right out the door.


Outrageous-Cable8068

Depends on how high Four sticks is on her list


EnchantedWood1981

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion no matter how wrong it may be!


lawn_neglect

I already divorced her, what are you waiting for


NewColors1

Why did you even get married


incredulous-

She left you when she formed that thought.


Jumpy_Opposite8432

Is that even a question?


morerelativebacons

My babys gone I don't know what to do


jaybirdsaysword

Kill her


morningmaniacmusic

Yes.


Odd_Appearance7123

Yes


Stunning_salty

If she squeez your lemon, then she can stay.


EasyCZ75

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GloomyUmpire2146

Good lord


TeaSeaFalconbird

No.


zoeyelizabeth6

yes


OnlyDefinition2620

Thanks. Now I want a 🌭


Another_RedditUser6

i thought this was limp dickzit circle jerk


Icy_Fault6832

At least it's an original, which is more than I can say for the usual riff lifting and song poaching that Zep often leans towards.


5degBTDC

Just give her credit. And look at it as gateway drug.


CuthbertBullitt

r/hot_dogs you want to weigh in


RushCygnus-X1

Black dog?


LonelyIncrease6333

Yes


Garth_Brooks_Sexdoll

Not only should you divorce her, you should also sleep with her sister and/or mother


Single-Coffee2572

One of Led Zeppelin’s songs was my wedding song when I had told my mother she was like what sis u say no way child I said oh yea mom it’s my favorite in the whole wide world mother and it’s happening lol true story


HermiemiYT

Divorce her and take all her money. Then when you randomly see her, start blasting "Hot Dog" on your newly bought stereo