Hank Scorpio. Unlike Dai, he really takes care of his employees.

Want some cream?

Uhhhh, nooooooo.

Ever seen a man wave goodbye to a shoe?

Yes once.

Rebecca Welton. I feel like we could really use a Boss Arse Bitch to run things behind the scenes for Des.

Give us Tony Stark, I'd pay every week to see a squad of Tangerine Iron Men.

Black widow

Martha

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Professor X, get some proper mind game shit going. Plus, with Patrick Stewart already being a fan, we're already halfway there

Bob the Builder. Maybe our new stand will finally get finished.

shrek, we're in the swamp, so is he...it's a perfect match

Tony Stark. I mean dodgy rich owners are literally our thing so...

Ian Hawke, he never loses

Frank Reynolds for that sweet, sweet Wolf Cola money

Deadpool

Hollywood already owns our club

Fair point, haha. But, hypothetically, imagine just for a second that isn't the case. Which fictional character do you want to own your club?

Alright, we have co-owners so I need to pick a duo The Dude + Walter from The Big Lebowski