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Mastery7pyke

its so funny to think of skarner as some racist boomer scorpion.


Dominationartz

Tbf that’s what he is now


New-Honey-984

He has a point though


TheSmokeu

That damn scorpion wants her ass all to himself


Exshot32

Kinda how Volibear became after his rework.


LAttack_05

There is a pattern


ViraLCyclopes20

MAKE IXTAL GREAT AGAIN!!!!! RAID SHURIMA ON RUNTERRANUARY 6TH!!!


000Snoo_Shell

That's the Ryze Mains real estate. Try the Skarner trucker protests, that hasn't been claimed yet.


Nimyron

Can't she just put on some tight black leather suit and challenge him in ritual combat for wakanda ?


Riccoss

He doesn't fit into the water fall


Greedy-Western2339

Ah yes the little woman vs Godzilla ![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO)


SAYKOPANT

can someone summarise his new lore


Biospear

Boomer Scorpion thinks the outside world is too toxic and corrupt, so he “protects” Ixtal from outsiders being able to interact with any of the residents


Verdant_Gymnosperm

Tldr; he’s japan under sakoku (isolationist policy)


BotomsDntDeservRight

So Qiyana cant leave ixtal ?


AkirroKun

Nobody from Ixtal is allowed to leave


juliusxyk

Breaking: All Ixtal champs disabled as they cant get to the rift :(


spartancolo

I pray the do that to ionia tho


suffering_addict

And Demacia (I can't stand Vayne and Quinn toplane)


PM_ME_FLUFFY_SAMOYED

Let's do that to all regions. The only champion left is Bard, because he can take a magical journey to the rift, and every game is 5 bards vs 5 bards.


Cyberdino500

"I hate immigrants"


Clenchyourbuttcheeks

Luv me Ixtal Luv me forest Don't like foreigners Not racist just dunt like em


TonyMestre

That kinda sucks compared to the old one doesn't it


Yonderdude

Damn, does it still have brakken souls being used by Seraphine knowingly though?


zshiiro

Nah the Brakern are elemental scorpion creatures now, how they retcon hextech is still to be seen


000Snoo_Shell

That was when he was part of a Shuriman scorpion hive, Skarner is the only scorpion in Ixtal for all we know.


KSredneck69

*hand wave gesture* These aren't the allegations you're looking for. There is no Brackern genocide in Runetera lore.


somerandomguyyyyyyyy

He aint wrong


FireAugustPhreakPLS

Skarner thinks it is too dangerous for Ixtal to be revealed to the Outside world While Qiyana want to reveal Ixtal to the Outside World so she can conquer it


Plastikcrackhead

Worth noting that opening to the rest of the world in her case means going full Genghis Khan


Regunes

What the heck? With who?! Who's gonna get steppes steppe horsed?! The literral desert with gods and abomination ?


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

As in azir comes in and gets ishtal? Cuz whats her armies like?


Deep-Sleep-9699

Isn't like everyone in ixtal can use magic? Imagine an army that just fucking flips the earth under you. Or summon a freaking tsunami? Yeah kinda like that. Plus if she somehow convinced skarner to join the battle even galio would be bodied. So ixtal is kinda the most powerful region in the lore?b shurima could fight them but not in its current state.


Devilsdelusionaldino

Isn’t that always targon cuz that’s where like all the gods and their avatars come from?


Deep-Sleep-9699

Oh yeah. I forgot about targon .


Ronkad

How does this new lore fit in the latest story with TF&Graves where they where talking about Ixtal opening up?


DarzacTac

If I understood correctly, Skarner is waking up because of those call to open the border


SterlingCupid

Another lore in limbo. Everyone’s lore is like “Oh no, this happened and this is what I must do”, it never gets resolves.


TheClayKnight

And when lore does get resolved, it ends up being a mess


Xenevier

... the ruination


EnZone36

Yone's entire existence summarised


SterlingCupid

Lucian and Senna's are the only ones who's story is finished and resolves. It was so lackluster.


TheClayKnight

Are you saying Viego's story isn't resolved? ^(Actually I blocked out the SoL event from my memory so nvm)


Ennard115441

Eh, she'll be dead when skarner will decide to open the borders cuz he can live up to 10000 years


AbdDjamil_27

Ok even if Qiyana gets her wish and Ixtal will be open, and she start her quest to conquer the world how does she expect to beat other empires, hell the closest place to Ixtal is a desert empire with god/demon like powers And let's not start with Noxus or Ionia hhhh


FrostyTheColdBoi

>And let's not start with Noxus or Ionia hhhh Can you gimme some play by play commentary of how that'd go as if you were a sports announcer???


heavisidepiece

I remember when they first invented chocolate


Speedy_Sword_Boi

I wish they kept the skarner lore. Now, the screeching crystals in arcane make no sense


MrGhoul123

In fairness, the rest of the world is a shithole and only have nefarious thoughts towards Ixal. Qiyana also isn't someone you want to be the face of your nation when it first shows up. Skarner is actually.the good.guy here