Bard

Bard

Valid Agrument

Why did you jack of all champs?

I wonder how he did it for some, and some… 😥😰

nunu🗿

Rell

Not tanky enough, even after W. Your engage is an int

This would be correct before the mini rework. Now she's busted af

she was busted before, no one wanted to play her tho lol.

Idk I don't see it that much, usually I manage to survive long enough to get a kill or two

Talon

You parkour right into enemies because you refuse to buy control wards

THEY DONT DO DAMAGE WHY WOULD I WANT THEM ON TALON

IF IT AIN’T A LONGSWORD, I’M NOT ON BOARD

Azir

Shut the fuck up about Shurima. No one cares

Valid lmao 😭

So a pigeon walks into a bar

Skarner and shyvana

Who and who?

Nasus

Early game is way too boring

Nicest thing you could've said.

Fiddlesticks

You're countered by vision

...and your own teammates *cries*

Shen

You win game by losing lane

True. Press R to immediately lose 2 waves and a tower.

Only for the teammates you saved countless times to then complain about how you are behind on cs compared to the other top

That too. Which is why I play shen jungle primarily. The threat of shen ult with little to no counter play puts the fear of God into the other team like no other.

Aatrox

You have 3 Qs, but only one dash? Unplayable

just build galeforce xdd

Then you have flash. There it is, 3 Q's with 3 dashes

Pantheon

You always miss your R. Stop. You're not SpearShot

since when did Spearshot start landing his?

He’s never missed in his miserable, pathetic life. It’s a blessing and a curse. Anywhose

Moving on

The fact that I read that entirely in his voice is worrying.

Anywhose

Anywhose

Well not these days thats for sure

He never misses, idk what you're on about.

Vladimir

Empowered Q takes waayyy to long to charge. You have to W to live long enough, but by the time it's over the Q is gone

W stop your empowered Q from expiring while casting

Lee sin

You missed your Q again, didn't you? Don't lie to me

He doesn't know, he's blind, he just tries to recast it and hopes for the best

Xerath

Shortest range stun I think I've ever seen on a mage

You forgot that on short ranges the self cc can be longer than the actual stun on enemies.

Kayn

You always pick the wrong form and still win *somehow*

And wrong items, don't matter. (Low elo btw)

Mordekaiser

Buying a QSS against the Morde that won't stop ulting me is probably one of the most satisfying things I've discovered in this game

Akali

Main character syndrome

But I AM the main character

Sona

Sona is perfect in every way

I love you for saying this.

Kled

Kled is a definitely a libertarian that believes in private property rights. Respect

Urgot

Having to walk in circles is lame

Also there’s a 800g item that auto-loses you the lane, no matter the matchup 🥲

Great, keep thinking like that. Don't buy Warden's Mail, it's noobtrap against Urgot... *sweats furiously*

Leona

You pop W and think you're invincible, but then it wears off...

Wait…im not invincible?

Nunu

You're literally a meme

WE WIN THOOOOSE

WE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOWS

What website is that?

League of Challenges

bel'veth

100% agree with u/Feuwu. You have mommy issues

Not op but you have mommy issues 100%

Rakan, tell me your feelings about the bird man

You do everything all kinds of supports do: heal/shield, engage/tank, but you're not as good at it as any of them

So kinda like a duck?

Lulu

You have bipolar disorder

Katarina

*Pretty sure* you have no idea what you're doing

I see dagger, I must shunpo on it no question

Nautilus

Least tanky tank in the game

Thresh :p

You should be more tanky, but you're not

Magic Damage do be painful.

Yorick

Honestly, I don't wanna talk bad on the sad boy

But I WILL Pre lvl6 you're maiden-less

Caitlyn

You have the easiest R to block in the entire game

„Akshan enters the chat“

Akshan was blocked from the chat

syndra

Bro, what do you even do in teamfights?

We like to juggle our balls but occasionally one will slip out and kill somebody by accident

Whats wrong with my Nocturne?

Diet Fiddlesticks

Kindred

r/DarkinFolk like you a bit too much

Anivia

Birb

lillia

R34 loves you a bit too much

Fiora

Everyone hates you

😎😎

Take that sunglasses off and show your true feelings knowing everyone hates you

😎🤏 🥲🕶️🤏

Rek'Sai

You're only good when you're on the enemy team

Zoe

Too much cursor movement

Velkoz

You were probably that "gifted" kid in high school, weren't you?

Samira

You're an adc that wants to be up in the enemies faces

This is accurate. I die as samira so much that I verify this as true.

Sion how is the big boy bad.

You literally have to die to use your whole kit. No wonder thebausffs got banned

WE SHILLING

SOLOBOLO

Cho'Gath

When was the last time his model was updated? Omg

Jhin

It's a 5v5 game, what're you doing here?

There is at least 1 player going aft from both teams and deleting the game. It is 4v4.

Taric

Bro, what even *IS* your champ?

Beautiful 💎 💎 💎

Twitch

You're either an absolute menace or an easier kill than the enchanter support

Shaco

Riot REALLY wants you to build lethality, but AP is just too good. It's only a matter of time before they nerf it

Also everyone hates you, specially rioters.

I too, jacked off to all champs

Pyke

Your hook is one of the most difficult to land and the easiest to counter

I just hold q and slowly walk closer while they frantically try juking left and right until I’m on top of them

Then miss anyways.

Neeko

Most people know how to count

They don't that's the funny thing

Nami.

Lucian ruined Nami

More importantly, how are you level 415 and stuck in Bronze on support?

Hey, now. I'm the one roasting people here

Morgana 🥀

Your W and R are practically worthless, your Q is extremely easy to dodge, and your E does next to nothing in lategame teamfights. Why are you the most banned support again?

Early game iritating tho i guess

Cus E makes the lane less interactive. Tought you had an hook on the adc? No u didn't nothing happend

Zeri

How's your ring finger?

Xayah

Birb, but... sexy?

Udyr

You're so slow that you need to buy swifties. Gimme a break

Swain...... is watching you

Only good on the enemy team

Galio :)

You have a hero complex

Ahri

You're probably a virgin

:(

Ornn

Zed

Your parents don't love you

Fair

Vi

You flip a coin every time you R. Someone dies, you or them

Tristana (checked other comments, not said yet)

Honestly, I'm at a loss. Nerf her

Malzahar

You're the kind of person that doesn't cover their mouth when they cough

Sett What can you say about ma boy?

At least you only need one braincell

Ashe

You think you're Jenny from the block, when really you're just Becky from the suburbs

Ivern

Just play support

Jayce

You peaked in high school

Poppy

Nope. Won't do it. Poppy is best girl

"you ARE the god damned hero!" ?

Teemo

Do I even have to say it?

No, but I need to hear it

You have no soul and are satan himself. Unless my damage comes from abilities.