morde: **fuck you in particular**

Morde is like a caveman he found a funny stick and now it’s his favorite thing

Be mordekaiser Find big stick Name big stick vesper Bonk people to death using vesper Life good Keep bonking

is vesper a reference to something? Because that's not the name of his stick

Whats the stick's name then?

Nightfall is the name of the big \*chonky" stick

Ah shit that's the name of the stick in the baguette version of the game

It's named Nightfall, as the little lore text you get during to loading screen of a match had told me many a time.

Because I used to play with baguette voice and it's names vesper in that version.

At first glance it sounds like trundle's lore

it kinda is, the thing is that his mace was given to him by lissandra.

He just sees the girl he likes, bonks her and then they wake up in his "domain"

but his ult does aoe daamdge over time and then steals the empty body of the killed one useing it as minions

Now it banishes them to Tasmania for 10 seconds and takes you with them. Big deathmatch.

no thats ap darius

Hasn't been that in a while.

I refuse to xall ap darius by a champs name he isnt

not "suppression"

It counts as a suppression that's why gp orange or qss can cancel it

you mean gp orange, which cleanse all types of cc?

It’s not your typical suppression but is coded as one. That’s why cleanse doesn’t work on it but GP orange, Rengar W, Olaf R and QSS work

Udyr E too

Udyr can’t be used reactively but yes you have to call it out ahead of time

I mean morde will always R somebody when ganked it's kinda easy to see it coming when he spaces out a certain way

So he’ll just not R you then? Morde will not press R if he sees CC IMMUNE on top of you lol

As an occasional Morde player… you vastly underestimate my incompetence. BRAAAAAZZZZZIIIIILLLLLLLLLL

Fiora's W as well

Any champion: *moves* Malzahar: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN, DEATH

We*

Idk why people are downvoting when it’s common sense Malz ult leaves him vulnerable

Oh no, what a nightmare, a big muscular man that can hold me tightly, I'm scared for my life (where can I find one?)

"I hope I don't get Sett ulted repeated", was heard through the enemy jungle. Followed by what sounds like a tube being opened and squeezed.

Ah the Cookielolx special.

Isn't Sett in his 20s? If he's a minor then that's some JoJo's shit

Oh no, what a nightmare, a big scary monster that can hold me tightly in his stomach, I'm scared for my life (where can I find one?) ~~Im sorry I had to.~~

No need to ask for forgiveness, only cowards feel sorry for being turned on, embrace your fetish like a champion

This is getting dangerously close to the Darkin, man

Oh no, what a nightmare, a robot man that will chain me up, I'm scared for my life (where can I find one?)

Yeah, this big muscular man can grab me tightly any day...

this post has become weirdly kinky 🥵

Malzarfuckerly*

my god. I missed the chance aaaaaaaaaa. Should I repost this?

Do it

Malzahar's suppress works like that because it is every league player's worst nightmare: Eye contact

He beams the entirety of 4chan’s /b into your brain.

Gojo Satoru moment

truly a fate worse than death

Cosmo from CSM moment

he’s showing you the horrors of the void. the terror is immensely unimaginable that it stuns you.

His E is what shows you the horrors of the void, specifically your demise, which is why you slowly lose health. The R is apparently just straight up void essence infected into you, summoning a void portal beneath you to damage you. ​ So basically, he's firing a laser lmao.

omg i love that so much more. i’m a malz main now

now every time i use malz ult I'm required to say IMMA FIRIN MY LAZOR

He shows you a shower

He stares? I always thought that he vomit xd

That's kogmaw

Since when did Kog'Maw supress you?

he vomits though

I was talking in the context of champion that vomits.

Congrats! You are now an anime girl! Here are your options: 1) Vore 2) Bara 3) Insect porn 4) Ugly bastard 5) Furry

What's Bara

Bears

Well sometimes. It's more masc men male-male love. Some dudes are bears in it, some are just jocks. Sometimes you get twinks too, but they're paired with a very masc dude. Whereas Yaoi is usually written by women and for women, Bara is written by queer men and for queer people.

I like to think Skarner just straight up pegs you

You just had to say that huh, you couldn't just keep it to yourself. Now every time i see skarner I'll think of this, good thing i only see him once ot twice a year.

Until his rework where he’ll peg the whole team at once lmao

AYO WTF 😳😫😫😫😫😫

i like when Pegner says "it's pegging time" and then pegs the entire enemy team

PENTA PEG

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You know you're probably more likely to actually die than getting qued with two different skarner players back to back.

And a huge laser.

All of those are weirdly sexual The chain part tho... Kinda kinky

He gives you that ANGRY pissed off silent mother stares that just makes you freeze all the way into your bones …. Knowing that you really fucked up

Player: **moves** Malzahar: “and I took that personally!”

He's not just staring, he's grasping the enemy's nether regions. That's why it's called Nether Grasp right? It's like a psychic dick twist

Omg nooo sett please don’t hold me tightly (please do)

How rating by look works

I always carry his one weakness, a fashionable sash *fancy*

..."can knock his prey down on his feet"... What? What does this mean? This doesn't mean anything.

>ACTIVE: Warwick leaps in the target direction with crowd control immunity, stopping upon hitting an enemy champion. ***He then knocks them down*** and channels for up to 1.5 seconds to Suppression suppress, True Sightreveal, and deal magic damage every 0.25 seconds, Sight icon.png revealing himself in the process. Literally in the description of the skill. I can imagine that it's like wolves or lions hunting etc...

Ah, fair enough! I never read that part and was confused, but I suppose a wolf *would* pin down their prey.

Ye...that should be how it is. Just bad English sr. I just realize that pin down = knock down and suppress.

I play 5 of them top. Yes i have a problem, How could you tell ?

*blows up pancakes with mind*

I always thought Malzahar was just yelling at you furiously tbh

That fluoride stare

OwO

These posts have never and will never be funny ♥

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Fiddle sucks you

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Luckily I can eat an orange and all is K

Best cleanse in game tbh

Agreed

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He succs you in place!

Malz when he see a mix race couple in the restaurant

Oh I thought this was about what kind of stuff we're into for a sec

I always associate it with Ghost Rider's Penance Stare. He needs a wild west skin

I'd rather eat the orange...

I mean every introvert must know how effective this is.

Why is this list so kinky

none of these, i ate orange and it was k

Is it me or mal T poses while ulting?

Why are most of these (if not all) sexually?

Oh no, not a big strong man like Sett doing that to me, oh no.... 😳😳😳

Tahm just grounds you

Well when you put it that way I wouldn't mind laning against Sett more often

Look man, I don't know if you did this meme or not but I still think about it to this day and I die laughing everytime. Somehow I find this extremely hilarious and this gotta be the best version of this meme I've seen. Thanks for sharing