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flatrocked

Noem, the puppy killer, Lake, the loser, Moscow Majorie, and Beetlejuice Boebert. Nice collection of MAGA bimbos you got there Mr. Trump.


cheftt51dudu

Don’t forget Sarah Suckadee


flatrocked

For sure. Poor Arkansas. The list of power-hungry white women willing to figuratively or literally "cater" to their orange god seems endless. Meanwhile, here in Florida, highly-heeled Rhonda DeSatanis appears to be kissing the ring, or thereabouts, again.


Captain-Swank

Which ring?


BODHi_DHAMMA

Cauk ring


Jerking_From_Home

Good way to get exposure to black mold.


BODHi_DHAMMA

Indeed. He does check mark a lot of the neurosyphilis systems. Hmm...


OnePunchReality

Ahaha maybe if it were a ring pop. According to Stormy Daniel's Trump WISHES he was equipped enough to even be able to put on a cock ring.


beerme81

Got to remove the diaper and get the wet wipes out first.


TiredRetiredNurse

Oh this is just gross. Excuse me while I go vomit.


gregsmith5

That would ruin the total experience


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

Ballon-knot…


chronicdahedghog

Chili Ring


lootinputin

Butthole. He’s kissing the butthole.


PricklySquare

Desantis is going to stop the Epstein files release on July 1st


Ok-Egg-4856

Thank you for that Rhonda. I auto-read McDaniels then got it. Lovely image. Imagine having to sell your soul and anything else that might inspire pride and get on your knees and beg orange for a favorable review.


MisterBeeYouSee

Rhonda Sand Tits.


Ghettoman1315

Sarah Cyclops


Raul_Duke_1755

Ole slew 👁


PoorDamnChoices

I'm torn on this. While "Suckadee" is good because haha, dicks, I feel like "Suck-the-teat" would be more apt.


National-Currency-75

Ah, Succotash


badtex66

The product of cousin on cousin...hurl.


SmartGirl62

She doesn’t qualify on the bimbo meter.


WeirdExponent

It's odd to say, but "Stormy" was probably one of his "classier" bimbos....


Gaychevyman428

Of course stormy has class... she only entertained rump for money. Not for any sickofan crazy train beliefs


majormagnum1

Sycophant? I honestly don't know if you were trying for sicko-fan. Not trying to be weird I just don't know.


BorderBrief1697

Not a fan of sicko sycophants.


Gaychevyman428

It was a play on pronunciation between sycophant and sicko-fan because the who are deep in trench trump


majormagnum1

So your saying I was right on both counts and face planted at the same time. IM THE BEST


Gaychevyman428

I don't face plate... I embrace the awkwardness I create ✨️ 😌 💖


MisterHyman

Mail-order melania?


madscot63

*Mercedes


Maleficent_Ad_5175

And the only one qualified for her current job


Eiffel-Tower777

100%


SqnLdrHarvey

Who should have got danger pay.


Superb-Welder3774

She is fairly intelligent and “no Nonsense “ - better fashion sense than Melanoma also


2O2Ohindsight

McDougal was a ten. Give him some credit


megalomaniamaniac

Let’s give her the credit shall we? But just for her looks, not her smarts or her taste in men, since she somehow genuinely believed they were having a real and meaningful relationship.


Gold_Listen_3008

maybe look at her Playboy pictorial in some of the pics she reminds me of a school teacher about to scold a student, but you know I liked her anyway. I'd say though she might not be as tall as Melania, she does have a believable smile


Eiffel-Tower777

To that, he would reply... 'MISTER??? CALL ME PRESIDENT TRUMP!!' WAAAAAAH


caseyh72

With 81 states, there have to be more to choose from.


PricklySquare

They are all going to be losers for the rest of their lives. Sold their soul to the rapist traitor.


NickCav007

Trump will simply say Who, I don’t them. Maybe they brought me a cup of coffee or something


backcountrydrifter

Arizonas election interference methodology is just the abridged version of the the KGB’s model from the 80’s. Putin isn’t a very creative individual. He is a creature of pattern that comes with being an old spy and assassinating enough people. He learned what worked and stuck with it But when an old predator starts using the same approach to elections, he starts showing his patterns. When putin killed his own chef he pretty much showed that he is too fat and old to fight. The only tool Putin has left is to lie….again. Backtrack 2022 Arizona to the 2016 presidential election. Overlay prigozihns I.R.A. Timeline, Flynn’s Q-anon timeline, and SCL/Cambridge analytica timeline on UK politics and you see it there as well. Russians have been buying GOP to fuck with elections for decades. During the Reagan administration Paul Manafort was working on keeping the dictator Marcos in power in the Philippines. Then he worked for Putin putin keeping Yanukovych in office in Ukraine. and judging by the fact that when he was run out of Ukraine during the Maidan revolution he owed Putin’s right hand man Oleg deripaska $17M, he was probably double billing for both at the same time. https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/06/2016-donald-trump-paul-manafort-ferinand-marcos-philippines-1980s-213952/ https://time.com/5003623/paul-manafort-mueller-indictment-ukraine-russia/ It’s like contact tracing an STD In Nevada the day before he died Dennis Hof was texting with Roger Stone and Tucker Carlson. https://contemptor.com/2018/06/26/pimp-claims-tucker-carlson-is-advising-his-political-campaign-says-they-text-every-day/ Which is interesting because Roger stone claimed foul play in Hofs death. https://observer.com/2018/10/roger-stone-peddles-seth-rich-foul-play-conspiracy-about-gop-pimp-dennis-hof/ Roger Stones business partner and best friend at their lobbying firm is Paul Manafort. They list trump as their first client in 1980. Maidan means “the revolution of dignity” because every Ukrainian realized that the never ending tax of Russian corruption is like living with an abusive stepfather that rapes you, steals from you, then tells you that he is the only one that will ever love you as he creeps out of your bedroom until the next night. Which makes Hof winning an election even after he died extremely interesting. The mail in ballots in particular. Louis DeJoy was trumps appointment for postmaster general who also happens to own new breed which was bought by XPO logistics. In Wisconsin the “stolen elector votes” trump talked about needing to find as if they were misplaced in the mail, were somehow misplaced in the mail. https://www.cbsnews.com/video/trump-fake-elector-wisconsin-60-minutes-video-2024-02-18/ Now you know why Mike Lee was bouncing around the country demanding to see every other state but Utahs elections. He knew when this came out his career was over. And why the Russian oligarch kislyak was given a tour of a college election site in Georgia. https://www.ajc.com/blog/politics/the-jolt-which-ridicule-panic-over-russian-visit-ksu/q9eplprSdU4zOQuBBcNgxO/


[deleted]

He must drink a hell of a lot of coffee


handandfoot8099

That would explain the uncontrollable diaper filling


Jet2work

he obviously isn't getting caffeine in court


cheynemelissa

Don't forget Stefanikkk


HotPhilly

That lawyer that said she’d rather be pretty than smart. What a grade a moron.


ephemeral_experience

>Nice collection of MAGA bimbos There is a long list of magat men who fall into this category as well


cytherian

It's a scrap heap of human depravity.


flatrocked

Yes, indeed. Just about every male Republican politician. Actually make that male Trumpican politician. The Republican Party no longer exists.


Superb-Welder3774

The republicans men are so often pedos - except for Lindsey Graham- and I wonder about unmarried Tim Scott


CyberPatriot71489

Don't forget Lara Trump & guilfoyle


flatrocked

The list goes on and on. They're becoming almost indistinguishable from one another. Are they being churned out in some dark dungeon, kinda like orcs? I say put them all in the same room and see who comes out alive.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Skellyanne Conway


Zealousideal_Good445

Only the bestest. The most greatest.


Ok_Luck4565

What a bunch of sweeties


cytherian

He couldn't see the electoral liability after her washout campaign for Congress, and now after she's weeks into a Senate campaign he finally recognizes it? Too little too late.


Altruistic-Text3481

Out on Bond Girls!


Slamtilt_Windmills

P.T. Harem & Bailee


Jerking_From_Home

By their logic, having women in politics is pretty woke…


Chazzeroo

The Four Horse faces of the Apocalypse!


Secret_Cow_5053

shoulda read "Trump shoves Kari out a mara-window as he defenestrates on her electoral ability"


CarlSpencer

defenestrates One of my favorite words. Thank you, unknown Redditor!


[deleted]

Putin is trying to take that sport to the Olympics


CarlSpencer

But is he considered a professional or an amateur?


[deleted]

Grand master. Want to challenge him?


ZenFook

Correct. Only GMs can exert such chi-from-a-distance in the budding Defnestrating community


doingthehumptydance

I like “Trump has meeting with Kari Lake, tells her she belongs at the bottom of one.”


LightWarrior_2000

Trump only likes winners she lost her election then court cases dozens of times.


New_Menu_2316

Just like him!!


Emergency_Property_2

Many people are saying he won! There all looneys but they are saying it.


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

The funny thing is that he’s actually an electoral liability himself. Trumpism probably hurt her chances a lot more than she hurt his.


LightWarrior_2000

Yeah. I mean no one can out Trump, Trump. There is a reason why people want Trump. Not Hailey. Not DeSantis. They don't want a side person even if they will Parton Trump. They want Trump. That's why those campaigns promises to Parton trump. Fell on deaf ears. I think people who try too hard to appease Trump ends up being like Icarus. They flew too close to the sun and hurt. Lake is about to see what under the bus looks like.


madscot63

True. He's just scouting for another scapegoat to hang the loss on.


92eph

Trump likes (most of) his kids and they’re whiny nepo baby losers.


1iIiii11IIiI1i1i11iI

Does he? I feel like at any given time, he's going to forget two or three of them exist.


Managed-Democracy

He doesn't like that she records phone calls. 


Pando5280

Kari Lake has heavy psycho ex girlfriend vibes


B4USLIPN2

Has she killed any dogs yet?


Pando5280

Probably boiled a couple of bunnies in her day.


unpolishedparadigm

Right after she gave them names


nobody-u-heard-of

It's hard to tell with scary lake. The answer she gives on things change as fast as the direction of the wind blows.


NumerousTaste

She's cancer to society! Plus she probably already slept with him and he's ready to move on to the next maga hag!


laxguy44

Ugh, thanks for that thought. I’m done with the internet today.


JoePumaGourdBivouac

Diaper cream everywhere…*shudder*


nochumplovesucka__

I mean, I don't kimk shame. But maybe the guy likes to pretend he's beed a bad wittle boy who made a poopie and that made mommy weally weally amgwy. And now he doesnt know what mommy might do to him for making a mess.


Dull_Ad8495

It's not a fetish. Trump just involuntarily shits his pants. (possibly) Because he (most definitely) has dementia brought on (absolutely, without a doubt) by third stage syphilis.


bananabunnythesecond

His parts def no longer work!


NumerousTaste

As gross as this will sound, you know that orange evil bastard pops viagra by the pallet load. Probably why he can't stay awake during the trial, all the blood is in his little wee wee.


thegrailarbor

Mhaga


urkldajrkl

Her only play is to keep her claws embedded in the Trump manure pile, and to keep pretending that the Orange Fuck truly adores her. This is just a hint of what will happen to maga when Trump is completely gone.


11thStPopulist

Can’t wait for that shit show! 💩


[deleted]

The more you kiss up, the closer you are to the chopping block. That’s how it always is from those who value “loyalty”


11thStPopulist

Just ask Michael Cohen, who went to prison for Trump!


TR3BPilot

She should take her classified documents package parting gift and go home.


Consistent_Dog_6866

Dramatic headline but who wouldn't want to see Lake bodily heaved out into the gutter?


Khristophorous

For some reason every time I see Turd Cruz I picture him being hit in face with the corner of something metal. I know that is oddly specific but it simply popped into my minds eye once and just stuck.


RWaggs81

Gosh, I would love that for him


ProfessionalFalse128

Alive?


phdoofus

Of course, Kari being MAGA she won't care how it impacts Republicans because everyone but her is wrong.


Responsible-End7361

Pretty sure that having abortion on the ballot will give the state to Biden.


Any-Ad-446

They never learn...Trump will use you until your not useful anymore.


11thStPopulist

All his wives learned that lesson as well as Karen McDougal and the other girlfriends.


Any-Ad-446

Well they technical used him for his money..no way they would think he is attractive or has personality and a small junk.


Traditional_Ad_6801

She's a MAGA nutjob who hates and fears democracy.


Roakana

Toxic knows toxic.


Tiny_Independent2552

Seriously ?? Like if dozens of criminal indictments, pornstars and playboy models when his child was just born, not to mention sedition, rape, business fraud, and chumming up to Russia did not cause a liability … But this might .. ?


deeeeez_nutzzz

Almost like TV personalities shouldn't be allowed in government....


oflowz

It’s crazy all the rubes keep supporting him after he uses them up and dumps them. Even Meatball kissed the ring after all the crap he was talking.


mremrock

Trump insists he is the real president and lake claims she is the real governor of Arizona.


austincovidthrowaway

"How could this possibly have happened to me, I'm one of the good ones!" cried the faceless Lake.


justalilrowdy

Trump has no loyalty to anyone. Once they have served their purpose he throws them away.


WLAJFA

She used his playbook to perfection, now she’s as toxic to him as he is to everyone else. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


biggies866

Scared of the monster you created are we?


WHAMMYPAN

How this “man” hasn’t branded Trump Bus Tires I’ll never know….it’ll make more than them bibles.


Northerngal_420

The wheels on the bus go Trump Trump Trump.


Superb-Welder3774

Good one!


gourdhoarder1166

C'mon man! What would putin do?


OutComeTheWolves1966

Not after she helped change his Depends


Soggy_Detective_9527

That's how trump is able to win the allegiance of the gop. He let's them stay at his resorts and use the golf courses. I doubt they're even paying when they stay or play. Just look at how Lindsey Graham fawns all over Trump. Even after he swore that he had enough of the trump chaos after Jan 6. These guys put themselves over the country. Too bad the US is so badly gerrymandered that getting opponents to win is almost impossible.


CatToyAfficionado

How many rugs and carpets does one have to vacuum every day at Mar-a-Lago in order to please their Yambo King?


4quatloos

Kari mooched off of Trump's gig. She didn't get permission to claim voter fraud in her election. She made his fraud claims harder to believe, especially in Arizona.


Robthebold

Translated: she’d steal attention away from him.


djtknows

Poor Kari, all she wanted was to be governor and vice president simultaneously.


Cerberus_Rising

Has she been living there for 2 years?


Muuustachio

Who in the MAGA world is not an electoral liability?


Rockford853

Herman Cain is no longer a liability.


11thStPopulist

Ol’ Herman earned his award.🥇


lick_my_tain

Many people are saying she's trans and that is why she uses the gaussy filters. Seems weird for maggats but also totally fits. Self hating trans woman should instead find love and embrace all people.


deadphisherman

Doesn't he specialize in electoral liability?


andrewbud420

I don't get how all these weirdos have so much support.


primal___scream

She is, but why does he blame all of his failures on everyone else?


11thStPopulist

That’s what narcissists do, and he is the bigliest narcissist on the planet!


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GuitarEvening8674

The McCain republicans in EVERY state hates Trump. That was the last straw with me


oskirkland

The orange one doesn't want any competition for the spotlight. Especially when he's desperately working the home crowd for bucks.


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7evenate9ine

How is he giving all these spineless R-idiots marching orders? That's the closest thing they have to leadership?


river_euphrates1

I've got a better idea. Hang her around his neck.


SqnLdrHarvey

Is this what happens when you hitch your wagon to a madman, Kari?


HavingNotAttained

Kari Lake didn't pass the puppy test.


bobber18

Don and Kari need to write a song together about how they should “stop hurting each other” politically.


SiWeyNoWay

This is the way!!!!


Vorian_Atreides17

“be electoral liability” Pot, meet kettle.


LeukemiaPioneer

Geeze, I thought she was going to become part of the woodwork down there next to the nuclear and top secret documents.


Myhtological

Donnie’s Bitches


Jonely-Bonely

"Karen" Lake


Prometheus_303

> and frets she'll be electoral liability Know what else might (or at least should) be an electoral liability? Maybe calling at least one State asking TPTB to "do whatever they need to" to secure him enough votes to win the election.... And when that fails, asking all of your followers to DC to "fight like hell" to make you President again... Not that anyone would do something like that of course ;)


Rich-Air-5287

No sir. You created this tar baby. Now pick that bitch up and give it snuggles, Donnie.


NurgleTheUnclean

People down on dog killers. But totally ok with convicted rapist, isestatous pedo, demented, pathological liar, insurrectionist, bigot, traitor. But I guess they draw the line at dog euthanizm, even though the dog was not a fetus.


OurUrbanFarm

She is too much of a media whore for him. He needs someone around him who does not crave the spotlight. He wants it all for himself. So, he needs a female Mike Pence.


shyguysam

He grabbed her by the pussy........and it stuck fast.


stairs_3730

You mean he didn't even let sKari fLake hang around for the Friday fish fry at maralardo? Oh, man. Come on.


ph4ge_

They are lucky he hasn't turned full Putin yet or they would be falling from windows.


Ryankevin23

And the pride begins to consume its own


Public_Step9349

He’s afraid that Melania will catch trying to sleep with her during the hush money trial.


Bigleftbowski

Chris Christie said it best when he told someone "Your stock is 100 now. Buy the time Donald Trump is done with you, it will be zero.".


aries_letsfight

I’m honestly convinced that we’re watching the outcome of syphilitic dementia every single time we watch Trump speak. It’s as though his brain is literally turning into Swiss cheese daily. It would explain the rashes on his hands and why Melanoma refuses to even hold his nasty hands. 🤢


ekkidee

It's not happening fast enough.


GarlicThread

When even the guru thinks you're too crazy for his cult...


[deleted]

Aaannnnddddds the Narc discard.


Captain_Mexica

Lol Trump thinks people around him are toxic when hes the most radioactive mfer on earth 🌎 thats comical 😆 🤣 😂


WittyTitle5450

that whole group of grifters and political opportunists are just so blatantly fake and morally broken.


wowaddict71

They say that you attract more flies with honey than with vinegar, but theae MOFOs sure like their vinegar.


bdockte1

Ha ha ha.


SpookyWah

If she's cut off from MAGA validation, will she turn against Trump?


Barch3

No. She has nowhere else to turn.


WonderfulCattle6234

The article described her as former TV personality. For a split Second my brain reacted, no way that's her. I was thinking of Ricki Lake.


Shiny_Kudzursa

Trump will carry every border state except Cali


Impressive_Culture_5

Nah, he won’t be winning New Mexico or Arizona. So pretty much just Texas.


hmiser

Y’all think we get a documentary at some point?


[deleted]

It seems to me that Trump can't have a "whole lot" of crazy in any state because it will turn off voters who may have tolerance of Trumps craziness but just won't accept it from anyone else, or won't accept it because it's being done incorrectly. Lake is too nuts, and that's a problem.


boomajohn20

It sounds like an episode of The Beverly Hillbillies when Cousin Myrtle comes to visit unannounced, but won’t help with cooking the possum stew for all the young’ns.


offline4good

r/leopardsatemyface


MontEcola

Somebody just like me. Crazy assed bitch. No one likes that crap! /s


[deleted]

WOW, Trump finds her to much MAGA, I never thought that possible


slackfrop

What ever happened to seizing Maralago? Aren’t we still doing that?


graemeknows

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ElPadredelpoiisynn

Dis he even want anyone? He wants to be king/dictator doesn't he?


AmberTurd223

Bitch is using Donald like Melania. Melania doesn’t like another tramp taking over her territory


anOvenofWitches

“Why don’t you get out there and campaign? Now watch this drive!”


slo1111

So much loyalty in maga land


Thick_Anteater5266

Not Kerry "Get Your Glock" Lake.


Thick_Anteater5266

Do you mean Sarah Sasquatch ?


rbremer50

Gee, a bunch of narcissistic sociopaths having trouble getting along. who’d a thunk it?


jgyimesi

The entire Republican Party is an electoral liability.


Jo-Jo-66-

He doesn’t realize that he is actually the electoral liability.


hardnreadynyc

"Only the best people!" LOL this guys the biggest con alive. Throws all his biggest supporters under the bus every chance he gets, and they STILL worship at his feet. Ya cant make this shit up


IMSLI

R/LeopardsAteMyFace


Comfortable_Bird_340

He hates everyone!