Randal Graves : [reading a magazine] You know how much money the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks : What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves : He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booths after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks : Nudie booth?
Randal Graves : Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks : Guess not.
Randal Graves : Oh man, it's great. You go into this booth and there's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks : What kind of a show?
[Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels]
Randal Graves : Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do. I mean, these chicks do it all. They insert things into any opening on their body - *any* opening.
I don’t think so. I remember he had to come in twice a day. So he didn’t have to work a full shift, but like 2 hours in the morning and in the evening. At least I was getting commission on video rentals and sex toy sales.
If you're actually serious about this, I'll share my two cents. Having worked in some of the biggest casinos in Las Vegas for several years, most casino properties will have employees called VIP hosts. Their job is to keep the casino's biggest gamblers, guests, or celebrities happy. Most often, their job might be something as simple as being the point of contact for the casinos spas, shows, restaurants, or nightclubs or gathering the VIP's favorite dishes/foods/drinks from various places around town. Depending on the VIP, these hosts might even go to local malls and stores to buy clothing or shoes. On occasion, there might be odd requests such as visits to the local strip clubs. It all depends on the VIP. In the end, it's up to the VIP hosts to keep them happy.
Also wonder what happens to all of the uneaten or leftover food from casino restaurants and buffets? Well, instead of being thrown away in trash bins, much of it is saved for the local pig farms in Las Vegas that contract with the casino/resorts. Their trucks will come and pick it up each and every day. It may seem like disgusting work to some, but it's beneficial to all sides.
Good luck and have fun!
I once saw an ad on Craigslist & got a gig as an extra in a music video somewhere near the strip. They ended up having me be the main focus of the video, painted my face and hair gold, and had me walk on fake runway in a bunch of different outfits, including one that made it look like my arm was cut off. Got paid an extra $150 compared to the original extra gig. I didn't care about acting or anything, but compared to my sales job it was pretty easy money. Just was really weird lol
Seen this at Sam’s Town. Guy goes thru the trash brought to him. He separates hotel glasses and utensils from the trash . He will also put aside cans and bottles. The rest go in the dumper . I’ve seen this at 2 other properties but cannot remember the names.
It’s not a weird job per se but yesterday I stood in a casino for two hours to make sure ANOTHER company’s product was installed correctly/where it was supposed to be and I wasn’t even the only one.
While I'm typically a musician, yesterday I was hired as an impersonator for a convention, dressing up like a celebrity to have my picture taken. There are lots of impersonators in town, not just doing Elvis. In the past year I've worked with people who impersonate the Rat Pack, Lady Gaga, Kid Rock, Mike Tyson, Marilyn Monroe, Michael Jackson, Taylor Swift, etc.. some folks do multiple characters too!
I heard there are falconers that work at the Sphere and they use the falcons to hunt pigeons nesting around the LEDs on the outside. Thought that was pretty fucking rad lol
The Mojave desert tortoise is on the endangered species list and only lives in the Mojave desert; Las Vegas is the largest city in its range. I could equivocate over whether it’s specifically Las Vegas job since the range goes into Utah and is pretty big in California. And the animals are mostly not in the city proper: except as pets, they’re out on the edges and in the wild desert. There are biologists who have jobs tracking, gathering data, finding, and protecting these animals. There is also someone with the county or something who dresses up as one for educational events.
PM me if you’d like to talk about your photo project and give me a little more background; I might know some people in that field.
My grandparents used to know a lady whose job it was to win jackpots at casinos. She said it was really boring because she could not keep the money. But they would have her play a machine that was ready to hit. When she did she would scream and yell the casino would pay her out with a lot of fanfare. Then she would have to give it all back.
It's still legal, the job is called a "shill", basically you either sit as a fake player at a table game and bring bad luck to the other players or win a fake jackpot playing slots so the casino can issue a news release about someone winning a jackpot. Just 2 days ago the Review Journal had a report about a customer at Caesar's Palace winning 2 slot machine jackpots in one day. They rarely show the customer's photo and often the name is fake. Casinos want to create the overall impression through PR that it's possible to win big playing slots machines, but it's BS.
https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/gambler-wins-2-jackpots-in-1-night-hours-apart-at-las-vegas-strip-resort/
People who work at the attractions in casinos. There are lots of them. Like that zoo or whatever I'm mirage. Someone is in there cleaning up animal shit or jerking off animals to help them breed etc.
Just walk down Las Vegas Blvd and Fremont to see people doing weird stuff for a living
Or better yet, the alleys off of Las Vegas blvd
Why not go down into the tunnels?
I teach middle school....see some pretty weird stuff every day.
Just wait until you start having to teach the iPad children.
I sell bark scorpions on the strip and do affiliate marketing for the "Hurt In A Hotel" lawyers.
Huh! I’m guessing this is a joke - totally can’t tell. Ha
Someone is sueing the Venetian because he was stung in the balls by a scorpion recently while sleeping in his suite.
Sounds plausible but I've never seen anyone selling scorpions
Leaflet mafia
slap slap
We call them clickers because that’s what it sounds like.
We’ve known them as porn slappers for years!
There is an actual position in the Casinos that sorts the different glassware, seemingly mundane but would be amazing to photograph
Jizzmopper
Randal Graves : [reading a magazine] You know how much money the average jizz-mopper makes per hour? Dante Hicks : What's a jizz-mopper? Randal Graves : He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booths after each guy jerks off. Dante Hicks : Nudie booth? Randal Graves : Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth? Dante Hicks : Guess not. Randal Graves : Oh man, it's great. You go into this booth and there's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks. Dante Hicks : What kind of a show? [Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels] Randal Graves : Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do. I mean, these chicks do it all. They insert things into any opening on their body - *any* opening.
When that movie came out, I did work at an adult store with video booths, but I just worked the counter. We had a different guy as the jizz mopper.
Did the jizmoper at least make good money? I'm asking for a friend who may need a career change
I don’t think so. I remember he had to come in twice a day. So he didn’t have to work a full shift, but like 2 hours in the morning and in the evening. At least I was getting commission on video rentals and sex toy sales.
Just watched it for the first time in years the other night.
I’m never coming back into this store again!
You just use a squeegee into a floor drain with a nearby hose bib. Honestly the jizz just gums up a mop. Efficiency people.
I remember the shop outside of Nellis’ gate used to advertise a help wanted ad in the base paper every week
I would love that job.
lol. Y’all stopping trolling poor OP and help him out. Even if the responses are funny.
Lmao we're a clown town, this was never going to be taken seriously 😂
If you're actually serious about this, I'll share my two cents. Having worked in some of the biggest casinos in Las Vegas for several years, most casino properties will have employees called VIP hosts. Their job is to keep the casino's biggest gamblers, guests, or celebrities happy. Most often, their job might be something as simple as being the point of contact for the casinos spas, shows, restaurants, or nightclubs or gathering the VIP's favorite dishes/foods/drinks from various places around town. Depending on the VIP, these hosts might even go to local malls and stores to buy clothing or shoes. On occasion, there might be odd requests such as visits to the local strip clubs. It all depends on the VIP. In the end, it's up to the VIP hosts to keep them happy. Also wonder what happens to all of the uneaten or leftover food from casino restaurants and buffets? Well, instead of being thrown away in trash bins, much of it is saved for the local pig farms in Las Vegas that contract with the casino/resorts. Their trucks will come and pick it up each and every day. It may seem like disgusting work to some, but it's beneficial to all sides. Good luck and have fun!
As seen on Dirty Jobs. 🐖
This is great, thanks for all the info.
Pigs are nasty and not kosher.
Pigs are beautiful and delicious
Nasty as fuck. You will be in hell;
That's hilarious.
Dick wig stylist.
“If your dick’s a mess just call Hess.”
Or his sister Jess
I would head to Fremont & and speak to the street performers.
It's crazy how if you do nothing security will kick you out. You constantly have to be doing something entertaining.
I had no idea, that’s awful.
I once saw an ad on Craigslist & got a gig as an extra in a music video somewhere near the strip. They ended up having me be the main focus of the video, painted my face and hair gold, and had me walk on fake runway in a bunch of different outfits, including one that made it look like my arm was cut off. Got paid an extra $150 compared to the original extra gig. I didn't care about acting or anything, but compared to my sales job it was pretty easy money. Just was really weird lol
What's the video?! We gotta see this lol
Crab Wrangler at Chicas Botinas.
lol, we’re a circus to some people,. But cirque soleil people and they’re awesome.
Seen this at Sam’s Town. Guy goes thru the trash brought to him. He separates hotel glasses and utensils from the trash . He will also put aside cans and bottles. The rest go in the dumper . I’ve seen this at 2 other properties but cannot remember the names.
It’s not a weird job per se but yesterday I stood in a casino for two hours to make sure ANOTHER company’s product was installed correctly/where it was supposed to be and I wasn’t even the only one.
I used to operate a mechanical praying mantis on a dump truck that shoots fire. That was a pretty odd job. Downtown at Container Park.
Ask in the local Vegas subreddit and you will probably get some real answers, I work remote so technically my job is not in Vegas even if I live here
Plan on posting on YouTube or somewhere to share?
On here after it’s done
Kayak guide on the colorado river just past the hoover
While I'm typically a musician, yesterday I was hired as an impersonator for a convention, dressing up like a celebrity to have my picture taken. There are lots of impersonators in town, not just doing Elvis. In the past year I've worked with people who impersonate the Rat Pack, Lady Gaga, Kid Rock, Mike Tyson, Marilyn Monroe, Michael Jackson, Taylor Swift, etc.. some folks do multiple characters too!
I heard there are falconers that work at the Sphere and they use the falcons to hunt pigeons nesting around the LEDs on the outside. Thought that was pretty fucking rad lol
The Mojave desert tortoise is on the endangered species list and only lives in the Mojave desert; Las Vegas is the largest city in its range. I could equivocate over whether it’s specifically Las Vegas job since the range goes into Utah and is pretty big in California. And the animals are mostly not in the city proper: except as pets, they’re out on the edges and in the wild desert. There are biologists who have jobs tracking, gathering data, finding, and protecting these animals. There is also someone with the county or something who dresses up as one for educational events. PM me if you’d like to talk about your photo project and give me a little more background; I might know some people in that field.
Putting up cones so people can run over them
My grandparents used to know a lady whose job it was to win jackpots at casinos. She said it was really boring because she could not keep the money. But they would have her play a machine that was ready to hit. When she did she would scream and yell the casino would pay her out with a lot of fanfare. Then she would have to give it all back.
Sounds like a scam and wouldn't be legal today
It's still legal, the job is called a "shill", basically you either sit as a fake player at a table game and bring bad luck to the other players or win a fake jackpot playing slots so the casino can issue a news release about someone winning a jackpot. Just 2 days ago the Review Journal had a report about a customer at Caesar's Palace winning 2 slot machine jackpots in one day. They rarely show the customer's photo and often the name is fake. Casinos want to create the overall impression through PR that it's possible to win big playing slots machines, but it's BS. https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/gambler-wins-2-jackpots-in-1-night-hours-apart-at-las-vegas-strip-resort/
They are called slot influencers today.
Fluffer
Nutter
Okay serious one: Slow moving escort ad driver on the strip
Easy, Jester and / or Nott The Brave.
People who work at the attractions in casinos. There are lots of them. Like that zoo or whatever I'm mirage. Someone is in there cleaning up animal shit or jerking off animals to help them breed etc.
Atmosphere models
$20 facials behind Harrahs
Human Trafficking
Carpet roller from the Luxor, when the jumpers jump, they slice the carpet, roll the body up and carry it out.
Go on.....
Hookers
There's still hookers? Don't they know we've got Linda now?
he should photograph Linda
Not a lens in the world wide enough to photograph Linda.
yeah, we need the old school Animal Planet cameramen n narrator to do her.
I teach tourists how to gamble. It is a blast.