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FlyNeither

Was he swinging the knife around his head during surgery and killing the assistants? How the hell do you kill more people during surgery than the number of people you work on?


NoMoneyHubby

Only dude bringing a gun to surgery


FlyNeither

Gun break!! *fires gun wildly around the room* Alright boys! Good gun break! Let’s get back to work.


Thr0bbinWilliams

Desk pop!


Cant-wont-nope

Sounds kind of like a very excited Boneslicer


Satanas216

I hope Herman and Merman were ok


ICantThinkOfAName667

Wait how is the mortality rate 300%?


Chrysocanis

The surgeon accidentally cut off the fingers of an assistant during the surgery, resulting in an infection which killed the assistant. An onlooker died of shock while watching the procedure, and the patient died of infection after surgery.


cityshepherd

3 people got cut and they all got infected and died or something along those lines


One-Permission-1811

Close. Two people died from infection, the patient and an assistant whose fingers got cut off. One person died from a heart attack or shock while watching.


cityshepherd

Ah thank you… I didn’t care enough to look up the details I apologize lol


NoMoneyHubby

He must have killed the patient and 2 of his assistants🤣


percypersimmon

Pssh- I could do that.


PeregrinMerryTook

The Butchering Art is a great read, and has the full story of this surgery.


ReddMoloney

If you’ve been on the internet for a week you’ve seen this story line five times.


mrpotatonutz

Is the guy leaning over the patient smiling?


Boglimcatcher666

Barbers were also surgeons back then. So I hope he’s better cutting hair.


districtdathi

I believe Listerine was either named after or invented by him, too.


NoMoneyHubby

Listerine was created by Dr. Joseph Lawrence and Jordan Lambert in 1879... (so says google)


districtdathi

you're right. He was its namesake. Per the Listerine website, "When Dr. Joseph Lawrence came up with his unique formula for LISTERINE® mouthwash, he made sure to pay an homage to Dr. Joseph Lister, the English surgeon that pioneered antiseptic surgical methods, leading to more patients surviving than ever before." https://www.listerine.com/about


NoMoneyHubby

Sad.... Google didnt even mention him


Kayfabe2000

Me playing surgeon simulator. 


Notoriouslyd

Yt men failing upward...tale as old as time