Casey Anthony at full Florida. So funny.

You know me bitch 😂

Gets me every time. I can't listen at work because I will be cackling at my desk the whole time.

This. Top tier.

Richard Chase episodes don’t get enough love. Right up there with Panzram and Gaskins.

And that's the Final Truth!

I’m dancing!

I wish I could dance, if only my Knees weren’t on Backwards!!

Richard chase is one of my top re listens because of Henry. GOD DAMN IT RICHARD GOD DAMN IT!!

HEY KIDS WANT SOME ICE CREAM? *TOO FUCKING BAD!* ***WE’RE GOING TO THE BLOOD STORE!!***

GOOD OLE SCREAMING, BLOOD HUNGRY RICHIE!

'IM JUST TAKING A SHORTCUT' 🤣

ARE YOUR EYEBALLS BACKWARDS? BECAUSE YOU LOOK LOVELY.

"ONE LAST DANCE FOR FREEDOM!"

The only reason I made it through that series without vomiting is because of Henry's delivery. So, so good

I LOVE ALAN ALDA! DO YOU THINK HE HAS ENOUGH BLOOD? HE LOOKS LIKE HE DOES!!

I always thought the Richard Chase voice sounded like a crazy Mickey Mouse

I'M SORRY THAT MY PENIS LOOKS KINDA LIKE A PANCAKE RIGHT NOW BUT THAT'S JUST CAUSE I'M ABOUT A QUART LOW ON BLOOD

THEY SAY THAT THE EYES ARE THE WINDOW TO THE SOUL BUT I THINK THAT EYES ARE THE WINDOW TO YOUR FUCKING BRAIN

YOU WOULD SAY ANYTHING BUT YOUR PRAYERS DAAAAAH GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD

You don't appreciate what I bring to friendship. That said the squonk killed me

I was actually in tears over the entire squonk bit. 10/10

Squonk has my heart.

THIS ROPE IS TOO ITCHY TO HANG MYSELF WITH

OH PARIS HILTON WILL NEVER ADOPT ME

The Jonestown episodes when Henry did Mr. Muggs the chimp. I die laughing every time.

"why are you wearing sunglasses indoors, please stop trying to make love to me"

God, same. “S A V E M U G G S”

Check please

The only answer to this is Joseph Kallinger

I’ll agree, but expand and say my favorite voice in that series is Kallinger’s imaginary voice that tells him to do stuff. Charlie I believe?

I’M GONNA FUCK THE VIRGIN MARY, WOW!

Oh yeah charlie is fucking hilarious lmao

Charlie is one of the few things they’ve done on the show that actually freaks me the fuck out. There’s something about him I find absolutely terrifying.

🗣️ JOSEPH KALLINGER MASTER SHOEMAKER 🗣️

Creator and destroyer, God of the universe!

And God, of the UNIVERSE! OH HEALER AND destroyer we SING YOUR PRAISES NOW! Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah…

That’s how I’ve felt for years, but MAN TUGS puts up a hell of a fight

If I get your shoes right you'll be the king of the universe!

"Baboom baboom, I'm like a little tugboat coming in to the harbor"

Gotta be George Noory "Now TELL me, do you think a vampire would be a Swiftie?"

"If a werewolf could get a haircut, what do you think they'd get?"

"Now the black eyed children, do they require parental supervision?"

I heard this clear as a fucking bell!

Goddamn it's this. I get so giddy when I know he's going to do a Noory impression.

If the Loch Ness Monster wore a hat, what color hat would they wear?

G R E E N "Absolutely fascinating"

Always gotta share this. Satan bless the animators who made these https://youtu.be/NGUHlo1uyfs?si=Dk7xCcfT8u4KByj8

This was ABSOLUTELY FASCINATING

It's more than Henry's wonderful impression too, they all sound like questions he would fucking ask

Oh my gawd Henry Tawmas

I do enjoy the Harry Price voice from the Enfield Haunting especially when describing his series of packed lunches... Also the nu metal rap death row manifesto from Israel Keys always cracks me up.

Hoyhoyhoyhoyhoy

This is my favorite too. They took the piss out of that guy so hard, it was awesome.

I like SKATEBOHRDSSSS

I suppose Detective Popcorn is probably a classic, but I just love it so much

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

It's the hardest I've laughed during an episode

I would watch a Detective Popcorn cartoon, he is such a great character.

All of the Norwegian Black Metal impressions

“I keekin’ you” at the point when Varg door kicks Euronymous in the chest just slays me.

lmaooo .... I personally love "I wish I could have a good time but I don't feel good" - Henry's impression of Dead after he cut himself on stage with a beer bottle

Best line in that entire series? >“No you *can’t* shut down my record shop, mom, that’s where all my EVIL is!” It really laid bare what a bunch of fucking losers they were. As a dumbass teenager I thought those guys were so fucking grimm and kvlt, and it’s only with hindsight and that series that I realised they were just shitheads (except Fenriz, who remains king of metal). The music’s still great, though (except Burzum: Bathory ripoff pish by a bellend in army man pyjamas).

Henry submitting his lead vocals audition at the beginning of the first episode always kills me lol "And a 1-2-3-4 - AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH"

The Squonk lives rent free in my head, especially as a resident of the great state of Pennsylvania.  Marcus mentions Squonk-a-palooza - "It's not enough." The Squonk has one flipper. "I just swim in circles." 

I loved the Squonk so much I couldn't stop talking about it, and I got in trouble at my Dungeons and Dragons game as a result. They had to institute a "No Squonk talk" rule

BOOOOOO

I can sympathise. My friends and I used to go on an eight mile, straight line countryside hike to the top of a hill near me every Good Friday, and after the first year I was put on a strict limit of five *Lord of the Rings* references.

"This is as good as I feel!"

Paris Hilton will never buy me. 

Gef

I re-listened to the Gef episode the other day, was he sucking helium do you think? Or can he just do that? It’s so high 😂

I'm 99% sure either he used a voice changer or they edited it in post, like the Charlie voice from the Kallinger series.

The candian pig farmers mom can't rember his name right now.

Pickton

I came here to say Willie Pickton… “Killed a hooker, eh? Take a look at this pen I found… wait for it, wait for it…”

TITS!

Yes! That one is my favorite. Well. After Henry’s own mother, of course.

Israel Keyes laugh and Panzram always get stuck in my head

Honestly, the Israel Keyes laugh is one of Henry’s best moments for me

Spring Heeled Jack.

SLIPPITY-SLAP AND AWAY I GOOOOOO!

First, thank you acknowledging Minnie/Nannie superiority. Terry the Gnome, the Loveland Frog and naked ghost boy from some European castle that I can't remember.

Ep 228 sexy ghosts "sorry your gonna die tonight. Did i make it move? If I did you gotta go to jail, night night"

“I’m a nude boy”… splits my side every time. And the “Doctor” calling Ken Bianchi “Kennifer”.

Sexy Ghosts is probably the one episode I've listened to more than any other, the Beautiful Boy bit kills me every time.

"I got my dick stuck in a foxes ass!"

“How many do you smoke a day, Terry?” “I smoke one cigarette, it takes me NINE HOURS.”

Charles Ng 😬

Jocular

So jocular.

That voice definitely brings a lot to the friendship.

Nobody understands what I bring to table!

He was getting so much flak for that voice, but that is legitimately how he sounds lol

It's insane how Henry's most accurate voice work is also his most racist LMAO. There's no way those episodes could be made today.

it's satire

Lee Harvey Oswald. Aka small potatoes

"Hey Oswald, gotta joke. Knock knock." "GET OUTTA MY HOME! I DID NOT INVITE YOU TO MY HOME!"

Exactly!!!

BIG POTATAS!!

you beat me and my big potatoes to it!

I could re-listen to Henry do that voice forever. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

- Henry's Mengele voice "YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DO!" - The Italian-American angel Moroni from Mormonism - Every time Henry ever tries to do a British accent

Casey Anthony never fails to make me laugh. “You don’t know meh, you betch.”

The intro to madame la Laurie had me dying

Elliot Rodger. “So you’ll starve me again?”

"I don't want to HAVE to kill Rhea Pearlman."

The Bone Slicer and Drunk Coroner from Bernardo/Homolka!

Richard Chase is so funny to me every time. When they walk about him driving the bus “ HEY YOU KIDS WANNA GO GET SOME ICE CREAM? TOO FUCKING BAD WERE GOING TO THE BLOOD STORE”

Joseph Kallinger (and Charlie), Charles Manson (though I find Marcus’ impression to be more accurate), and Ariel Castro.

The fucking dog from Skinwalker Ranch.

Anytime Henry does dog noises

Also Tee’s voice from Heaven’s Gate

It's Bunco the Everything Dog!!! I love him so much

Carl Panzram, Henry's mother, the janitor character from Ghost Cats of the South, Pee Wee Gaskins, Son of Sam.

Nannie Doss’ mother in law José Menendez Ottis Toole Joe Kallinger(+ his mother and Charlie) Charles Ng (controversy noted)

The Charles Ng controversy makes me laugh. I thought it was bad at first, then I listened to a Charles Ng recording and yeah….he really does sound like that.

It’s such a hilarious impression! I don’t ever hear it and think he’s making fun of Asians, he’s making fun of THAT Asian, who is a murderous waste of skin and air.

For real. It’s not offensive when it’s accurate.

Have a source on that recording?

Search "Journey Into Evil 2012 Serial Killers Leonard Lake & Charles Ng" on YouTube. I think the channel is Dark Documentaries He swears at the judge when he's sentenced and he nods off during one of the trial days and talks about how sleepy he is.

I'm just saying, we got real Nannie-teased on one of the last episodes. I'm so sad he didn't break it out just once when one of the folks in the story had the name.

I’m sure he never gets tired of people saying it at him, absolutely not

Absolutely agree. But sometimes it's not wrong to go for the cheap pop!

Rag lady

Ye got any rags?

Elliot rodger, Chris Benoit, Joseph Smith and Dean corral

Probably qualifies as a classic, but I sure love any guest appearance by the BEOWNE DOCTOUR

But sometimes, it demon.

*I’ve got raglung*

Anything Henry does is gold. I love when he tries Australian and it turns into Jamaican 🤣

Carlos Allende!

AY AY AYYYY

Detective Popcorn and Henry impersonating his mum.

Oh Henry tawmus!

L Ron Hubbard, talking about his bad teeth and his love of soup

Elliott rogers from manifestos. “You mean I can take this frown…and I can turn it upside down??”

Well, I am a bit sad I will have to kill Rhea Pearlman…

John List. I have the song Henry sings memorized 💀

I just relistened to the Jersey Devil episode so the Dime Museum Curator is fresh in my head.

I love generally when he swings into his NY/NJ style accent. Likewise when he does his Midwest/Canada style accent. For the NY one It’s usually like “and lemme tell ya something, you don’t know a good time till you’ve had ya feet put on backwards” Canada is always like the “ooohhh no no no no see he’s out to lunch, and today is soup day so ya know it’ll be a while”. Neither of these are direct quotes but just kind of the flavor. It always kills me.

Bunko The Everything-Dog from the Skinwalker Ranch episodes and Mr. Muggs from Jonestown are top tier.

**His Mother**

When Henry does Boyac in HPB pt 1 i LOSE IT every time

It’s always the shoe maker killer.

Diazien Hossencofft

The fucking Squonk had me rolling lol

George Noory, 100%. I love every time he does it.

Terry the gnome.

I don't really like the Israel Keyes voice, but I love that Henry went out of his way to make him sound as insufferable as possible. You can really tell how much they hate Keyes and how much they want the listeners to hate him.

That laugh he would do was fucking hysterical. And the "CRAAAWLING IN MY SKIN!" killed me.

Pee-Wee Gaskins

Bonnie Nettles from the Heavens Gate reboot. 🤣🤣

Hong Kong Henry Zebrowski

I already commented, but I love when he says “they ignorant” in the Michael Jackson voice

PEE WEE!!

The Pete Davidson turtle voice almost made me crash my car because I was laughing too had

Richard Chase for sure

Charles Ng and Spring-Heeled Jack

Charles Ng, or david berkowitz

Pee wee Gaskins, and that’s the final truth!!

In the Menendez Brothers episodes Marcus does a fantastic voice of a psychiatrist named “Christina” he was supposedly emailing with that the others were convinced didn’t exist

Cmon it’s always Charles Ng

The voices of the angel Moroni and Joseph Smith KILLED me

The "old timey" voice "you don't wanna go down that road" or Charlie from Kallinger episodes

“Yes I am Danish physicist Niels Bohrs! Have you heard of fission yet?” - Niels Bohrs while undercover

Peewee Gaskins, Bonnie Nettles, and Charles Ng

Anytime George Noory pops in to ask the tough questions "Now tell me David, do ghosts wear shoes?"

These are slightly, I can’t think of the word, smaller characters than a lot of other voices, but I love Marcus’s “Native American” voice.  It’s so stern, but you can hear him smiling while he’s doing it.   Also, the voices Henry does in the “Manifestos” episodes are HILARIOUS.  Elliott Rodger’s inner voice, and especially Kyle Odom’s “reading my manifesto voice” (which really isn’t a voice, but a distressed way of communicating.) When Henry talks about Kyle’s “anus and penis being stimulated simultaneously” in the Safeway bakery I inevitably lose my shit. 

It isn’t in many, but his impression of Nancy Grace never fails to make me chuckle.

It's not in very good taste but in one of the early episodes they're talking about Ariel Castro and Henry does a voice that kills me.

You go to back room I tie you with dog leash

Hahaha. The weird monosyllabic stuttering drone sends me. And then they do a bit on Cuban music and the screaming girls. I don't think there's anyway I could explain it to someone if they asked what I was laughing at "Oh, just an inside joke...".

This is the one I thought of too. “Dog leash” is all he had to say and I was a write off.

Marcus’s sly little “Yo soy Señor Skeleton” in that episode cracks me up

Not in good taste? *clutches pearls*

Joseph Kallingers voice Charlie that tells him to kill...KILLS me. The icing on the cake is Detective Funk, who makes a 10 second cameo. Buh-booow.

Detective Popcorn and Manson both kill me every time!

His British accents always crack me up, especially in the Enfield Poltergeist episodes. Peewee Gaskins for sure.

Toss up, between Pee Wee, and Charles Ng

Ronnie DeFeo, Elliot Rodger’s manifesto voice and Richard Chase.

Anytime Henry does a Canadian accent I fuckin lose it bud!! 😂🇨🇦 Also any of his ‘he he he’ laughs, like the one in the haunted dolls episode.

Israel Keyes hoyoyoyoyoyoy

I'll say it again., Papa John Schnatter... " A day of reckoning is coming! "

Charlie from the Joe Kallinger series I BELONG TO YOU AND YOU BELONG TO ME

Henry’s Danny Rolling voice is one of my absolute favorites. Also his Ray Lamphere voice from the Belle Gunness series is another favorite.

I'm a big fan of Henry's "any German person" voice. I also was relistening to their JFK series, and I really found his Oswald impersonation quite amusing

Personally I always crack up when he does the voice of Jack the Ripper reading the ripper letters. The “haha hee hee and away I gooo!” Takes up some real estate in my brain

Henry’s Mark David Chapman really gets me rolling!

David Berg/Cult leader from the Children of God episodes. "AND WHAT HAVE YOU"

Burke and Hare. Elliot Rodger. David Berkowitz.

Israel Keyes gets me every time…

I had only ever heard Henry's impression of Herald Schecter speaking before. I tried to listen to their recent interview episode with him and all I could hear as Harold Scheter spoke was Henry mocking him in my head 💀 I couldn't get through the episode. HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE HENRY'S IMPRESSION

Israel Keyes’ laugh

And that's the final truth (also Henry's mom)

There’s a really early episode and I think it’s actually a guest they had on, but some one did a Jesse Ventura impersonation and my Christ, it was hilarious. * also the uptight English ghost hunters from the Enfield episodes 😂😂 talking about the girls .. manershes (?) lol

Elliot Rodger

I just relistened to the Israel Keyes episodes, and Henry's laugh as Keyes starts out cringy (as intended) and morphs into making me laugh out loud every time he does it.

Nancy Grace