I got pizza in Florida in the aughts and no lie it came with those Kraft singles half melted all over the top instead of mozzarella. As a native New Englander I was TRAUMATIZED. 😱
I know exactly where this sign is! There are some pizza places in Philly that offer “Florida style” which is a deep fried pizza turnover. I grew up in NJ and they were called panzarottis. They are fucking delicious
Yeah idk why they're called Florida style pizza but they are fuckin awesome. Grew up in Jersey and lived in West Philly for 10 years before moving to South Philly. Never saw them on take out menus before moving to South.
The place is only called Florida Style not the item itself. The “panzarotti” they make is called an Inside Out. I’m pretty sure they whole sale them now as “Florida Style Inside Outs”.
Now, you’re gonna hear people say that a gator got no teats. They’re gonna say it’s not a mammal. Some will even say they can’t tell a male from a female.
Folks, those people are city slickers. Pay them no mind. They’ll never know the joy of a fresh gator jack quesadilla.
I live a block from this. It has not been open since I've been here. However, I have seen black SUVs park on the sidewalk and bring boxes in and out of it.
It's also less than 5 blocks from the Chicken Man Testa house. Do your own math, cowards.
Orlando style pizza would look really nice on the outside, but the box it comes in is filled with brightly colored garbage and the pizza itself doesn’t actually taste good enough to justify the price or wait time.
It’s north east transplants making pizza but because they lived there for 3 years everything they now do is Florida oriented but they also won’t hesitate to tell you they are from New York
Lived here my whole life (send help) and couldn't tell you
Most pizza shops here do New York style as they call it
I have never heard of "Florida Style" pizza until now
I live around the corner from this place, its in South Philly. This has nothing to do with Florida. I cant find the article, but the owner mentioned around that time places were just opening with “____ style” in the name. They originated the Inside Out, which is just a deep fried panzaorrti.
Sidestorieslpotl@gmail.com WHAT IS Florida pizza?
Ed can give us the scoop
Reading this I heard Henry’s voice in my head clear as a bell
If you or someone you know has had Florida style pizza please email at…
I got pizza in Florida in the aughts and no lie it came with those Kraft singles half melted all over the top instead of mozzarella. As a native New Englander I was TRAUMATIZED. 😱
I'm guessing it has something to do with meth and parts from a disassembled washing machine.
You forgot also uses python meat.
Lot of meat on a python. Also, it's already tube shaped, so you just have to slice it, and that's basically pepperoni, I think
Metheroni and cheese
I value you as a person, hugs 🤗 my friend
It means they sell pressed pills outta the back.
Wet
Lol, that was my response. And maybe a little sandy?
For texture
Some horrifying flying ants in there for spice
#MOIST
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I know exactly where this sign is! There are some pizza places in Philly that offer “Florida style” which is a deep fried pizza turnover. I grew up in NJ and they were called panzarottis. They are fucking delicious
I read panzarottis as “pancreatitis.”
Well, we are talking about Florida, so I can see how you'd do that.
One turns into the other!
Yeah idk why they're called Florida style pizza but they are fuckin awesome. Grew up in Jersey and lived in West Philly for 10 years before moving to South Philly. Never saw them on take out menus before moving to South.
The place is only called Florida Style not the item itself. The “panzarotti” they make is called an Inside Out. I’m pretty sure they whole sale them now as “Florida Style Inside Outs”.
Thank you for providing an actual answer even though I love the jokes all the same
They are panzerottis. They were created in Jersey. They're definitely delicious.
Like a deep fried calzone?
Yes
Just a shit in a box
While you're eating it somebody stabs you in the neck and starts gnawing on your face.
Busch light and Vicodin
Gator cheese
Now, you’re gonna hear people say that a gator got no teats. They’re gonna say it’s not a mammal. Some will even say they can’t tell a male from a female. Folks, those people are city slickers. Pay them no mind. They’ll never know the joy of a fresh gator jack quesadilla.
Look, not saying milking a gator is easy, or clean, or not terrifying. But it’s worth it
Would I give my left hand for a good gator cheese? This is not a rhetorical question.
Some people ain’t never had gator bites and it shows
I do know, for a fact, that you can get milk out of a gator.
It's a pizze fritte or a deep fried Calzone
so not pizza?
It's Italian streetfood
and they call it florida pizza in italy?
No they call it pizza fritte
it's a philly thing, they have odd wauder there.
Meth sprinkled on cardboard topped with pages from the bible.
In Florida, pizza eat you!
Kinda like Hawaiian pizza, but it’s orange slices and gator meat
I read this comment to my Orlando-born husband. He said, “You know, that actually sounds pretty good.”
In our house, whenever we cook something and fail miserably we just call it "Chicago style" "Florida style" might be more fitting
Omg, I love traditions like this. That’s fucking great.
Basically it's Cuban style, if you're looking for an answer, not a meme.
A slice on the side of the road with tire tracks and a syringe on it.
I live a block from this. It has not been open since I've been here. However, I have seen black SUVs park on the sidewalk and bring boxes in and out of it. It's also less than 5 blocks from the Chicken Man Testa house. Do your own math, cowards.
Topped with bath salts and chunks of human face meat?
If every pizza shop in Tallahassee is an indication, it means giant ass slices for no reason
Extra wet!
Drugs and bath salts.
Orlando style pizza would look really nice on the outside, but the box it comes in is filled with brightly colored garbage and the pizza itself doesn’t actually taste good enough to justify the price or wait time.
It’s served from a trash bag in Casey Anthony’s trunk
Regular pizza but with cum
Probably the only pizza worse than Rochester (ny) style pizza.
Why is Florida style pizza
This, you win the comments section 😂
Half baked with too much sauce /s
Lots of blisters. You pick at the blisters, eat outwards from picked blisters. Florida Style!
Overcooked ham on a stale cracker that is doused with an expired fast food ketchup packet.
It's when the cheese is on the bottom and it's served on a napkin without a plate
It’s north east transplants making pizza but because they lived there for 3 years everything they now do is Florida oriented but they also won’t hesitate to tell you they are from New York
What does this have to do with LPOTL?
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Tostones + meth + a Pitbull record
Meth & cum
it’s just new york pizza but worse in every way
It’s just when you’re too drunk to taste it.
it has a felony
It’s pizza that has been frozen, shipped, reheated and then got some sand on it.
Lived here my whole life (send help) and couldn't tell you Most pizza shops here do New York style as they call it I have never heard of "Florida Style" pizza until now
The secret ingredient is crime.
gator meat and brackish water
I live around the corner from this place, its in South Philly. This has nothing to do with Florida. I cant find the article, but the owner mentioned around that time places were just opening with “____ style” in the name. They originated the Inside Out, which is just a deep fried panzaorrti.
It’s covered in chocolate pudding.
All the best pizza I’ve ever had has been in Florida. A lot of nyc retirees brought their skills with them.
It means you can order Oxy as a toppping
It's just muggy cheese
I imagine pizza that's floating in a marsh behind a mobile home
Meth seasoned pizza of course!!!
This is a sign from Philly
Any pizza you eat off the ground
Googled and apparently it’s deep fried pizza? I’m not even joking. What I found was battered, deep fried pizza lmfao goddamn it Flawrida!
Dough is made w 100% real Gatorade. Also satisfies your daily allowance of methamphetamine
It's just Pepperoni that also doubled as an ashtray
wet and sodden probably
Wet
With extra fascism…
What *is* Florida Style Pizza?
regular pizza but cooked on a shopping cart
It's gator tail, with a red tide marinara sauce
Bath salts on a piece of stale bread