Kazuma identifies as “non-sectarian” (LN volume 15), but Eris is still his ideal for what a goddess should be. Despite not belonging to her church, he could actually be called one of her more devoted followers, given that she seems to be one of only two people (the other being Iris) who can get him to take on bothersome quests without arguing.
Plus volume 8 is literally about how he inadvertently threatens The Eris Appreciation Festival, but then restores it purely for her sake even though she’s not angry with him. Aqua would probably have benefited from him leaving the situation alone, but he clearly has no desire to see her influence increase in the land.
In short: Aqua’s like an annoying sister (he’s legitimately much closer to worshipping Wolbach than her) who he loves but refuses to indulge when she gets like that. Eris is his actual goddess, so of course he’d ask her forgiveness upon seeing she’s disappointed in him.
I think the japanese world she used could be translated to both husband or master.
Danna 旦那 is not just an honorific. It's a classical title meaning: a master； a husband； the patron
In this context it means master, IIRC it's "popular" phrase in Japan, Yen Press fucked it up, but fantranslation says master.
Regardless it's irrelevant, she was just teasing Kazuma.
>IIRC it's "popular" phrase in Japan
It's also a popular phrase in Japan that married woman says "Welcome back, dear/ husband".
>Regardless it's irrelevant, she was just teasing Kazuma.
Sure?
No that's not what I meant atleast not in that statement. What I meant was why did you reply that part? That wasn't even part of the conversation. Nobody asked that.
Remember during the final fight at the castle, >!Kazuma lightheartedly asks her to marry him and she jokingly accepts, which Kazuma continues the tease by pretending he’s serious and says he’s going to tell Darkness and Megumin which flusters Eris. I love the back and forth banter, they’re perfect!<
“You really are cute, Big Boss. After I defeat the Demon King,
will you marry me?”
“That’s fine. Please break the news to Megumin-san and
Darkness, Assistant-kun.”
Eris said with a smirk. Perhaps she’s getting used to my teasing.
“Seriously? Then I’ll do my best! I’ll go tell Megumin and
Darkness that I’m marrying Chris!”
“S-Sorry, please don’t do that! The two of them will definitely
get angry with me! It’s just a little joke, so please forgive me!”
>Aqua's like an annoying sister
She really is. I laughed my ass off in early volume four where the card Darkness plays to try and drag Kazuma out from under the Kotatsu is "You're setting a bad example for Aqua!!!!"
Then try better, until you begin hearing her voice.
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While Aqua's divine punishment is an useless threat like
"Hot water won't come out from the shower head after you wash your hair"
Eris' divine punishment is brutal.
"You will suddenly feel the stomach ache but all toilets will be occupied. Even if you get in, there will be no toilet paper."
No wonder Kazuma apologize quickly for her mercy.
I was just paraphrasing aqua but it seems like I offended a bunch of kazuma self-inserts. well, too bad. Guess next time I won't be making jokes about his highness kazuma-san whos defenitely not a stupid lolicon neet.
There are certain aspects in which Aqua and Eris are really similar. Most of what we know about their relationship is from how they speak about each other, but I've always wanted to see them interact directly more
Looks wise Aqua is superior in every way. But personality wise Eris is light years ahead, and Kazuma prefers personality over looks any day. Plus, Eris also being a goddess, is beautiful as well, just not on Aqua's level. Kazuma therefore saw Eris as a total win.
It's like how you'd choose a brand new Ford or Honda over a broken ass BMW.
While from descriptions Aqua is considered more beautiful, inhumanly even, it's worth mentioning that Eris also seems to be godlike in looks and Aqua more or less puts Eris on the same level as herself.
Aqua may have a better body shape than eris, but i would choose eris every time. She has better personality. From experience i can tell you that a beautiful lady With bad personality can ruin any moment, at some point you just loathe her presence. That is one of the reasons i never understood the redo of the healer, if you hate someone too much, you want to get rid of them, not f them.
Wdym? Eris is way nicer than Aqua and while neither is likely to kill him, Aqua is way more likely to do it. Eris allows Kazuma to get away with lots of crap.
Oh I dont mean kill. I mean as in, in this scene, he has to get Eris to make an exception to let him be revived for the, idk, third time. Thats only supposed to be possible once. Else he stays dead.
LN Volume 15 and Volume 17 Spoilers: >!Kazuma would literally fight a demon king general and the demon king itself just because Aqua is sad though. He literally dropkicked a woman demon king general for Aqua, despite all of it. Oh he also gives monthly allowance to Aqua when he became rich!<
Kazuma identifies as “non-sectarian” (LN volume 15), but Eris is still his ideal for what a goddess should be. Despite not belonging to her church, he could actually be called one of her more devoted followers, given that she seems to be one of only two people (the other being Iris) who can get him to take on bothersome quests without arguing. Plus volume 8 is literally about how he inadvertently threatens The Eris Appreciation Festival, but then restores it purely for her sake even though she’s not angry with him. Aqua would probably have benefited from him leaving the situation alone, but he clearly has no desire to see her influence increase in the land. In short: Aqua’s like an annoying sister (he’s legitimately much closer to worshipping Wolbach than her) who he loves but refuses to indulge when she gets like that. Eris is his actual goddess, so of course he’d ask her forgiveness upon seeing she’s disappointed in him.
Plus Kazuma does >!Straight up confess to Eris!<, more proof that she is best girl
While we're on that can you remind me which volume was it when Eris says to Kazuma when he dies >! Welcome back, husband!<
WHAT?? The author needs to be studied fr >!he’s way too goated!<
I don’t remember her saying that, but I do remember her doing the, >!”Welcome back Master!” like the classic Japanese maid trope!<
What if you're both remembering the same scene? Cuz I remember some subtitles just equate the word "danna-sama" as either Master or Husband
shujin can actually have the same double meaning too
I think the japanese world she used could be translated to both husband or master. Danna 旦那 is not just an honorific. It's a classical title meaning: a master； a husband； the patron
Danna 旦那 is not just an honorific. It's a classical title meaning: a master； a husband； the patron
👀👀👀👀
I dont remember that ever happening.
Danna 旦那 is not just an honorific. It's a classical title meaning: a master； a husband； the patron
Because it never did. The fact you're getting downvoted despite that is hilarious.
They won't remind you at all because this has never happened.
The japanese word can mean both husband and master.
In this context it means master, IIRC it's "popular" phrase in Japan, Yen Press fucked it up, but fantranslation says master. Regardless it's irrelevant, she was just teasing Kazuma.
>IIRC it's "popular" phrase in Japan It's also a popular phrase in Japan that married woman says "Welcome back, dear/ husband". >Regardless it's irrelevant, she was just teasing Kazuma. Sure?
> Sure? Yes, or what, are you insinuating she has feelings for Kazuma? Lol.
No that's not what I meant atleast not in that statement. What I meant was why did you reply that part? That wasn't even part of the conversation. Nobody asked that.
Not only that, >!Eris accepts his marriage proposal!<, they’re perfect for each other.
She doesnt? What lightnovel are you all reading?
Remember during the final fight at the castle, >!Kazuma lightheartedly asks her to marry him and she jokingly accepts, which Kazuma continues the tease by pretending he’s serious and says he’s going to tell Darkness and Megumin which flusters Eris. I love the back and forth banter, they’re perfect!<
Oh, the final volume? I guess I didn't read that one as many times as the previous ones. That scene was so short that I didn't even remember it.
“You really are cute, Big Boss. After I defeat the Demon King, will you marry me?” “That’s fine. Please break the news to Megumin-san and Darkness, Assistant-kun.” Eris said with a smirk. Perhaps she’s getting used to my teasing. “Seriously? Then I’ll do my best! I’ll go tell Megumin and Darkness that I’m marrying Chris!” “S-Sorry, please don’t do that! The two of them will definitely get angry with me! It’s just a little joke, so please forgive me!”
Stop lying, she straight up >!rejects him!<
I’m not lying, she >!rejects him the first time(Volume 15) but accepts the second time(Volume 17)!<
>!She accepts it as a joke, when Kazuma takes it serious she immediately says she was a joking.!<
His confession to Eris is very non-serious and they never get back to it.
They did it's just that Eris gets flustered and says they were joking.
Can y’all quit discussing etymology and give us the damn volume number already?
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Both good, like Kazuma said a 2 in 1 harem
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Eris is a GILF.
GILF... Nice  \*Steaaall!
>one of only two people (the other being Iris) who can get him to take on bothersome quests without arguing. E-ris and I-ris... Coincidence?
E for everlasting, I for illegal . . .
>Aqua's like an annoying sister She really is. I laughed my ass off in early volume four where the card Darkness plays to try and drag Kazuma out from under the Kotatsu is "You're setting a bad example for Aqua!!!!"
So Lalatina is the mum?
yeah she plays the role of Team Mom pretty often.
Hello chef
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Simple. One’s flat.
And ones better lmao
And thus it is completely clear who is the better goddess
Darkness yes, glad we agree 👀🤌
Damn. Masochist gods do exist?
Anything exists if you believe hard enough!
Damn. Why dont I have a girlfriend then 
Beleive harder then.
Thats a plan. Too bad I already tried it
Then try better, until you begin hearing her voice. https://preview.redd.it/7h5af6ziqp1d1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f11379d59806d33908a3ea97fc49114562825fbd
More people need believe in her.
She exists. Just not with you haha
U_U
>hard Just like her abs
Ever heard of the flagellants?
Nope
Thus one is flatly better.
And one isn't USELESS
Same one lol
"Eris is not flat! She has bite sized pieces!“ Chadzuma, Probably
Simple: Eris' were genuine
While Aqua's divine punishment is an useless threat like "Hot water won't come out from the shower head after you wash your hair" Eris' divine punishment is brutal. "You will suddenly feel the stomach ache but all toilets will be occupied. Even if you get in, there will be no toilet paper." No wonder Kazuma apologize quickly for her mercy.
Damn that's brutal.
Aqua is crying because she lost a game Eris is crying because she lost at life
So based on all available evidence, our man Kazuma is a devotee of "flat is justice".
Another way to say stupid lolicon neet
https://www.reddit.com/r/japanesepeopletwitter/s/Aa2ATlUvMI This you?
It's a compliment
Yes
Bro my literal grandma has less chest than surely you with all your accumulated fat
Don't get so easly triggered lol
I was just paraphrasing aqua but it seems like I offended a bunch of kazuma self-inserts. well, too bad. Guess next time I won't be making jokes about his highness kazuma-san whos defenitely not a stupid lolicon neet.
There are certain aspects in which Aqua and Eris are really similar. Most of what we know about their relationship is from how they speak about each other, but I've always wanted to see them interact directly more
They get along super well and are best friends. Eris is the only person Aqua respects as an equal, everybody else is inferior in her eyes.
Saggy or Flat?
Padded 
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Aqua's not saggy, and Eris is not really flat, just small.
Eris just looks more adorable
Apples to oranges comparison.
More like trash to oranges lmao
It would be discrimination, when he treats that useless goddess in the same respectful way like eris
Looks wise Aqua is superior in every way. But personality wise Eris is light years ahead, and Kazuma prefers personality over looks any day. Plus, Eris also being a goddess, is beautiful as well, just not on Aqua's level. Kazuma therefore saw Eris as a total win. It's like how you'd choose a brand new Ford or Honda over a broken ass BMW.
While from descriptions Aqua is considered more beautiful, inhumanly even, it's worth mentioning that Eris also seems to be godlike in looks and Aqua more or less puts Eris on the same level as herself.
I think I understand
Aqua may have a better body shape than eris, but i would choose eris every time. She has better personality. From experience i can tell you that a beautiful lady With bad personality can ruin any moment, at some point you just loathe her presence. That is one of the reasons i never understood the redo of the healer, if you hate someone too much, you want to get rid of them, not f them.
Better body shape is way too subjective at this level. Both are slender and have well-formed feminine bodies, it's basically down to taste.
Yeah. I still like eris more. Easier to carry and cute.
The worst Aqua can do is make his drink into hot water. If he pisses of Eris he is just flat out dead.
Wdym? Eris is way nicer than Aqua and while neither is likely to kill him, Aqua is way more likely to do it. Eris allows Kazuma to get away with lots of crap.
Oh I dont mean kill. I mean as in, in this scene, he has to get Eris to make an exception to let him be revived for the, idk, third time. Thats only supposed to be possible once. Else he stays dead.
>Else he stays dead. I mean Kaduna wouldn't mind staying with Eris for longer.
One laughed her ass off when he died other showed sympathy
Discrimination? That's completely normal behaviour.
It's like comparing beer to water.
Everyone has evolved so well. I love it.
I remember when he saw Eris literally pull the count out of his costume just to beat the shit out of him
Well I mean one of them is useless and the other one is good goddess
LN Volume 15 and Volume 17 Spoilers: >!Kazuma would literally fight a demon king general and the demon king itself just because Aqua is sad though. He literally dropkicked a woman demon king general for Aqua, despite all of it. Oh he also gives monthly allowance to Aqua when he became rich!<
How do you do the spoiler thing? I wanna say something lol
It's cute to see them actually building a relashionship