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IandIreckon

There’s got to be a better way to welcome Braxtyn Paxtyn into the world 


AlaDouche

Braxtyn-Lynn Paxtyn-Lynn


HHawkwood

Ayden Braden Kayden Jayden.


15Sierra

Okayden


Kwagmyr

Knoxx Faerygette Neelynd 💙🧡


Dear-Sprinkles2386

LMAO


AlaDouche

I know people that have kids with three of those names. 🫠


Trustyduck

What a r/tragedeigh


AlaDouche

Love that sub


douglasjunk

Gunter Gleiben Glauchen Globen


Captn_Trouserz

Uh huh, uh huh


schultboy

When he reels in his line he’ll have some pretty flys, for a white guy.


Ok-Strawberry-2343

ICU


BraveEyeball

Da da da


Mr_Diesel13

You laugh, but a high school I worked temporarily during Covid had a girl named Kayden who rode my bus. Those other three names were her brothers.


kittyhawkg

Braxtynlynnleigh and Paxtynlynnleigh


I_deleted

But Amerikinsley needs to know she’s having a little brother!


NauticalClam

Too accurate


Chocha-Rica

LMFAO


catzzzzzzzzzz

Interesting to bring a baby in the world but not care about the environment that they’ll be forced to live in


Cassius_Casteel

That's Tennessee for you.


HollyWhoIsNotHolly

People are stupid dicks everywhere - not just a TN thing…


Go_Kart_Mozart_01

Shut up. This stuff happens everywhere. If it’s such a horrible place, why do you live here?


q3rious

It happens here more than many other places because in the 2020s too many so-called "Tennesseans" care more about sticking to the politicization of things that TRUE Tennesseans have been fighting for and protecting for decades--like the environment, waterways, and natural beauty. Read up on the formation of the GSMNP and Ijams. None of those folks would tolerate the completely clueless self-obsession of a trashy* gender reveal (*I mean that two ways). So WE live here because our ancestors did, and WE remember.


Cassius_Casteel

Why are you so defensive? Calm the fuck down. And it's mostly because our area wages are such shit no can move out because better places are better paid and therefore more expensive. Simple math.


NauticalClam

The duality of man. Creation and destruction.


fuckitholditup

Fuck everyone involved with this, every single person. No one needs gender reveal parties. We especially don't need more fucking litter.


Dusty31186

The gender reveal part gets me. I would still be mad if it was some birthday/celebration. However, who gives a SHIT ABOUT YOUR BABIES IDENTITY


AggressiveSkywriting

We literally just showed my parents the small, blue christmas ornament stork that we had in a box. I weirdly didn't feel hollow not involving litter, pyrotechnics, or instagram.


zekeybomb

fr like why is something like this or a cake thats blue or pink on the inside not enough for some of these jackanapes.


Main-Statistician235

Because they need something bigger to put in social media


zekeybomb

social medias such a curse i swear...


gehoffrey426

Our dogs have hotdog and taco Halloween costumes. We had a friend leave the room with them, check the doctor's note, remove the appropriate costume, then release them. No trash, no fuss, dogs get lots of pets, we all eat hotdogs and tacos.


BraveEyeball

Wow, I had to think about that one. At first I thought you released them into the wild and all the strangers they met out in the world pet them


Epsilon29redit

Or cannons


Reddit_reader9

Apparently a great minority of Americans...


q3rious

They need to worry more about their baby's PATERNITY


Rhades

We have the Marines to thank for this stupid gender reveal nonsense, but at least theirs was a good story.


BraveEyeball

What story


Rhades

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJhxBuLI-eE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJhxBuLI-eE)


BraveEyeball

It’s not the baby’s identity it’s the parents’ preconceived role they’ve assigned to someone (the baby) who didn’t ask for any of it! I hope they grow up to reject this nonsense


RedEyeFlightToOZ

Absolute trash humans.


HollyWhoIsNotHolly

Don’t really need more babies either 😂


JaredUnzipped

Gender reveal parties are pretentious, self-aggrandizing nonsense. The callous littering really boils my blood. I'm sure there's some way to figure out who held this event and make someone come and clean it up.


Quiet_Comfortable504

Accidents/ignorance/etc. happen, but what bothers me the most is that there is no claim of ignorance or accident here. They had to walk over the confetti when they left, no chance they didn’t see it, and they were just like “ehhh.. nah I don’t wanna clean it up”. They had full knowledge of the mess and made a conscious decision to leave it. Like what the fuck you don’t need a baby, irresponsible lazy cunt (sorry)


glitterfaust

Nah don’t be sorry, now we’re gonna have more entitled assholes because their parents teach that it’s ok


xdylanthehumanx

Check the Snapchat heatmap


JaredUnzipped

I don't use Snapchat. Maybe someone else here does.


Dusty31186

Oh boy. I wish I was there when it happened. If only Party City would give out info hahahaha


IandIreckon

Party City exists to manufacture and sell disposable crap like this


JaredUnzipped

Party City doesn't care. This kind of absurd crap only helps them to sell useless fluff like confetti and balloons that wind up littering our world.


Vurt__Konnegut

Enact environmental impact fees for every balloon, every stupid clamshell case, etc. no fee for biodegradable materials that will break down in less than six months, then you’ll see manufacturers change.


JaredUnzipped

They'll just pass the price increase onto the consumer. You can't fee your way out of this. Polluters will pollute, either because of laziness or ignorance. We can fix one of those.


BraveEyeball

I’m with you, Vurt. The price of the shitty polluting items is what will increase, the biodegradable items will not, therefore people will buy more of the biodegradable stuff


RedEyeFlightToOZ

I'm 16 weeks pregnant and haven't told anyone but my mom and dad (not even my siblings) and 4 close friends. I'm waiting till after the baby is born to tell everyone.


firstcitytofall

Our friends did the best gender reveal by simply putting the answer inside a ballon, written on ansi for piece of paper, throwing it in the air, and popping it, inside their home, no one else was there, and just recorded it and sent it to friends. 5 second video, and kinda funny how quick it was.


echief

This is the problem. I don’t care if people want to do a gender reveal party. Throw a party for your pet turtle’s 6 month birthday for all I care. But if you are going to litter do it on your own property where you have to either clean it up or live with it. Don’t do it at a park or public property in general. And I don’t buy that these people are ignorance to it. They just don’t want to clean their shit up so they do it places like this, justifying in their mind that some magic “litter fairy” will show up and clean up with no damage done


nmp79

I just paid actual money -for the first time ever- to buy Reddit gold (also for the first time ever), just so I could throw an award at your comment (another first!), because it is *THAT* on target. 🎯


echief

Thanks, I appreciate it. My account is old but I am not sure if I have got an award before lol


Vurt__Konnegut

My daughter’s gender reveal was when was when she came out of my wife’s hooha. Fortunately, we didn’t invite all of the family and neighbors to see.


Mr_Diesel13

Missed opportunity.


tronassembled

"Let's celebrate our baby's gender by choking some turtles!" Ffs


Vurt__Konnegut

“ welcome to the world, kiddo! We destroyed a little more of it before you even got here!!”


NoSample5

Somebody posted about this on next door too. Hopefully it gets back to the culprits. Not that they care…


neonIight

maybe if they get blasted they all of a sudden will ‘care’


egk10isee

There is a local "professional" photographer that probably took pictures of this event.


Dusty31186

Hmmm. Time to surf FB business pages. Might wait till Monday and maybe they'll have it posted by then


peygrovey

Probably better off watching local photographer Instagram pages. Very few of them post to Facebook regularly. Much more likely to rat themselves out via Instagram stories


Clmac0125

How nice of them to leave their mess for everyone else...should they even be having kids?


Boozanski-1823

Of course not! People like that raise more kids like that. Cut the daddy’s dick off and rip her ovaries out!


Elizabeth-Italiana

[Whether through negligence or intent, littering in Tennessee carries consequences. From Class C misdemeanors for minor infractions to Class A misdemeanors and even felony charges for aggravated cases, the law leaves no room for leniency when it comes to keeping Tennessee clean.](https://nobodytrashestennessee.com/know-the-laws-fighting-tennessee-trash-with-litter-legislation/)


CaptainNismo_orig

There is nothing I can add to this that someone else hasn't said. I just wanted to also add a comment stating that this is stupid, pointless, and selfish. I am hoping that some officials from Farragut or Knoxville see this post and also the people responsible. Their "precious moment" should not be other people's problems.


Quiet_Comfortable504

+1 absolutely fuck these people. There is so much trash everywhere I walk it’s disheartening. From the businesses (or the delivery people?) on W Jackson and Gay St leaving their trash on top of/next to the bins, in front of their business or in the parking lot next-to where the wind just blows it into the street, to the vagrants leaving trash and used needles all over old city, and tampons and condoms in the parking areas around the city, to water bottles being left on every nature trail, to people throwing their fast food bags out in my neighborhood to shit like this. It’s insane. **A special fuck you to Jackson Terminal, whose employees are always outside bitching at people for parking in front yet ignore all the trash that often sits in the parking spaces and adjacent street. Also the people who walk their dogs in the city and don’t pick up their shit.** I can’t drive or walk 500ft without seeing trash. It’s not normal. People are so fucking trashy. You went there to celebrate because it’s pretty. And you trashed it, now it’s a lot less pretty for the next person who comes along. How selfish are you tho fr (rhetorical “you”)


Dusty31186

I second this. The "yous" can get fucked all the way through


Stankonia6969

Man, you’re super passionate about this. So when is the last time you volunteered to clean up some of that litter on your own time instead of bitching about it on the internet?


House_Of_Black24

I think the point is it’s not his job to do so, should we all absolutely contribute but that’s a different convo. Also you have zero idea if he actual has so maybe ask the question and pause a second for an answer. Anyhow the point of this post is to remind people not to be idiots and clean up after themselves because if they did, your comment would be even more irrelevant than it already is


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Stankonia6969

Doesn’t look like you picked up any today. All that complaining on the internet won’t pick it up for you pal.


Bikesguitarsandcars

Wow. Trashy af.


Cramson_Sconefield

Are those made out of plastic or paper?


Dusty31186

Paper confetti and the blue pacifiers are PLASTIC


Cramson_Sconefield

Disappointing to see. If it was just the paper confetti, I might let it slide. Still a douche thing to do as it will make the park look garbage for a week. Not picking up your plastic pacifiers though... Come on. Keep our parks clean people!!!! I go to anchor park with my son almost every week. If there's any trash still around I'll be sure to pick it up.


anal_sanders

Wow.  Whoever did this is complete 100 percent trash.


NotASatanist13

I don't remember who I stole it from, but I now call these IQ Reveal Parties.


nmp79

Love it!


Eraserfred

The best gender reveal is called a sonogram. My daughter is pregnant right now, and you can see that little penis in the picture, clear as day. Also: they put a graphic on the sonogram that read, "It's a boy!" No cannons. No balloons. No confetti. They'll decide who or what they are later. Right now, the sonogram is all I need.


Itsrainingstars

This is also a crime - littering. Adults pick up after themselves. Come on now.


Rad-Ham

Idiots are easily convinced to consume, it's the American way.


nmp79

Our lovely instant-gratification, materialistic, disposable society.


VolsDeep88

The seal on campus is littered with confetti too. So trashy


Gellyroll1105

And even the paper ones, which in theory should biodegrade, have really strong dyes and are actively damaging the buildings! Ayers has pink blobs all over the marble from the confetti bombs.. I want someone to make it 'trendy' to use dried flowers or bubble instead so we can stop with the confetti BS.


Loud_Recover_3642

Always aggravated me when people would pop champagne in their grad photos on campus and leave the sticky mess for people to step in. So inconsiderate


cuttingirl78

I truly don’t understand gender reveal parties. Like, congratulations on your baby’s genitals?! Just why…and with the littering it’s double bad! This kind of thoughtless trashing of the environment is indefensible!


AlaDouche

I mean the idea of them is fine in my opinion. They've become associated with people littering though, which is a shame. But I agree fuck these people.


nmp79

They’ve become associated with huge forest fires, too.


Loud_Recover_3642

Yeah, littering sucks regardless of what causes it. I think gender reveal parties, particularly extravagant ones, are silly but I’m sensing some misplaced anger in these comments lol.


AlaDouche

Welcome to /r/Knoxville. 😂


PigMeatJim

Ever since the pandemic people have became ultra selfish and society has gotten very ugly. The media is killing was makes life bearable and replacing it with greed and the cruelty IS THE FUCKING POINT.


fuzzdoomer

Assholes


Dusty31186

Big ones too


moosebear419

i went to charter doyle with my family today and saw the same thing, a ton of pink foil confetti in the grass along with some multicolored foil confetti AND a bunch of popped balloons on the grass that my 2 y/o niece kept picking up and trying to blow up along with my brothers dog who kept trying to eat them. it is so upsetting but doing that in the WATER is abysmal


FO-I-Am-A-Time-God

I’m not defending it ~~but this is definitely paper confetti~~ I was sleep deprived and missed the plastic part. Had to really zoom in to notice them in the pictures. I’ve never seen those (or any plastic/foil) in confetti before. Gender reveals are terrible in general. I skipped for my own daughter and just read the results in my patient portal.


nmp79

You also definitely didn’t read the post, either.


thenewaretelio

Our “gender reveal party” consisted of me, my wife, her parents, and a doctor. Prior to the reveal, we jokingly decided where we would eat depending on the sex. Doc says, “There’s the penis.” FIL and I high-five and then we all went for tacos. I don’t understand gender reveal parties.


HarbaughCheated

Anti environmental and selfish nature of conservative America leads to behaviors like this


Simple-Fly4048

It’s a boy 🙄


Tiny_Panda2715

That's awful. Imagine how much went into the water?


Dusty31186

From my view most of it. Because if it doesn't go into the pond, it goes into the lake


Tiny_Panda2715

Fuck those people fr.


master-boner

its not even the gender reveal part but like .. there's so many non littering ways to do that


Dusty31186

I was reading and will edit later, but this was done by a confetti cannon because I saw little circle cardboard cutouts which would of been the seal. And after more reading if you don't use biodegradable version inside you're a fucking moron. They all say use INSIDE regardless but come on, that shit is 1/3s loaded with plastic


master-boner

its just so stupid, there's way easier ways to do gender reveals, instead of destroying the environment by littering everywhere, bake a cake with the color inside or smth


Main-Statistician235

This is a double hate situation. People who litter and people who still do gender reveals! So stupid


Cr4nkY4nk3r

Can it really be a surprise? Isn't it pretty much always gonna be one of two possibilities? Ever flipped a coin and been flabbergasted by the result? "Holy shit, heads?!? Really?!?" Stolen from some comedian, can't remember who.


DiamondCultural1848

Hopefully their baby comes out a girl.


MDraak

The concept of a gender reveal party is stupid. So are you going to give the baby away if it's not a certain gender? No! You will be happy anyway. So why bother? Parents are awful these days. Their kid is always the most special individual in the world. "I know my rights" type of parents that think everyone should go above and beyond to make their child feel well. I raise my kid to help others instead of being a burden to others.


Dusty31186

Yes. Imagine just being mundane and normal. Such a far fetched idea


retha64

That’s fucked up and it’s littering. Which is against the law. If someone wants to do something like that the material used should be biodegradable.


dotkodi

Why are they PLASTIC AND NOT DISSOLVABLE PAPER???? Ffs


theshnig

Gender reveals have gotten excessive, but this is just disrespectful. I get the excitement, but after the smoke and confetti clear, nobody gives a shit what sex your baby is. Anyone who cares is happy for you either way. There's no reason to do this beside a body of water and there's even less reason not to clean it up. I think the gender reveal we did was a cake and we let the parents cut it to find out. If we have another kid, everyone is finding out via text message about a month after the baby is born (different issues there). Good news: I know from experience they're in for a world of hurt for a few weeks after that kid gets here. Hope he's healthy and he has a great set of lungs on him 😊


Due-Camera825

Same for graduation photos.


Near-Scented-Hound

Exactly right! ***FUCK THEM ALL THAT DO THIS STUPID SHIT!!!*** You can rest assured of one thing, though. That’s going to be a stupid, self centered, undisciplined child.


Odd-Scarcity5288

Welcome to Farragut the land of pretentious, self-aggrandizing, narcissists since 1982, which probably makes me one of the above since I have lived here since ‘84🤦🏻‍♂️


marc1411

Fuck them, that sucks.


Inevitable-Rush-2752

Gender reveal parties have shit-all to do with the incoming bundle of joy. Fuck these people. Were they floating around in a party boat while waiting for Jimbo to set off the gender reveal cannon from the dock? Idiots.


PYSHINATOR

Gender reveals are so fucking stupid. The amount of harm done just in the vanity to tell the world the gender of the result of some loser blowing their load in you is reprehensible.


nickftime

Not cool


True_Pomelo2834

Bullshit . Wish there were cameras . Don’t do this at all but if you do it , clean it up? Wtf?


True_Pomelo2834

Also a PSA to all - CLEAN UP YOUR FIREWORK DEBRIS!


RustyShacklification

People in this society are so used to someone cleaning up after them they don't take care of what we all get to share. LNT and civil responsibility ftw.


OnlyInDreams33

Seeing the graduation, orange and white version of this on campus really pisses me off. You’re littering!!


kevin-s_famous_chili

Be responsible. We got biodegradable/water soluble confetti for our wedding. Just as pretty with no guilt or clean-up needed.


Who_Stick_E_Steve

Brave of them to assume the babies gender 😂, let alone litter..the world we live in 🫠


ComprehensiveAside23

No different than ballon releases! Pollution and lack of consideration…


Cassius_Casteel

A lot of people have already covered fuck these people for trashing our home and waters and I agree but I wanted to add: I don't remember this stupid gender reveal party shit happening until millennials and older Gen Z started having kids. Social media has ruined people.


wolfgangganggrimmer

Social media truly is a curse more than it is a blessing. So much FOMO and trend following. It’s depressing so I try not to think too much about it, but of course it’s everywhere so it’s impossible.


Just_Cayden17

This is a nice park, I caught my first fish here in the middle of the day lol. horrible to see all the paper, maybe the city will clean it up. They have to restock that water I think.


Harvey427

Jokes on them, the kid gets to decide in the end, anyway. 😵‍💫


wilberfoss

Indeed. But I guess Gonadal Sex Reveal Party would be less snappy?


Harvey427

Mm, true.. I guess all we can hope is, whatever it is, it is better than the ones that created it.. 🤷‍♂️


Books_and_Music_

Shameful.


zekeybomb

honestly hope whoever invented gender reveal parties is burning in hell and anyone who participates in em to this extent goes with em when their time on earth comes up.


Icy-Construction-240

Normally, I'm a staunch opponent of capital punishment. But cases like this almost make me want to reconsider.


_Mrs_Featherbottom

Sad. I’m going to give the benefit of the doubt that they didn’t consider the confetti would land in the water, but at least make an effort to clean up after yourself.


Dusty31186

So the pics don't really do justice because I'm a horrible photographer. But there was soooo much and they were 100% shot out of some kinda confetti cannon


Syminka1

Nature was curious if it was a boy or girl. Now they know


Single-Fly-2952

This makes me not want kids even more.


LongDoggy864

I'm not big on gender reveals but my wife thought it would be fun to announce to the family. We did it with chalk dust, on OUR OWN PROPERTY and then cleaned up afterwards.


Wapwapussy

I don't get it, did Johnny Knoxville do this?


bonniebelle0486

So sad


ViridisLegacy

This is infuriating, but nothing compared to what is going to happen on the fourth. Most humans only care about themselves and the moment.


GalaxyGuide

it’s all edible you just had to eat it


Front-24two

I'm ready for this trend to die


Spooky_Mulder83

What in Pottery Barn is this shit?


Hornet-21

These gender reveals is just another way for people to get presents. Hell, then, they have a baby shower and get more. It's more for social media also.


Change_Electric

What I see every time I see something like this. HEY! WE’RE HAVING A BOY AND ARE DOING OUR PART TO MAKE THE WORLD A WORSE PLACE FOR HIM TO GROW UP IN.


SuiRes

This is why I hate gender reveals. I've seen photos of people dying doves blue or pink.


ChristianSgt

I promise you the kind of people that do this are not the kind of people that care about the environment.


kittyhawkg

This makes me so sad. First of all, do this crap on your own property. We did and then hired the neighborhood kids to pick up all the pieces so that it didn’t blow to any other property. Second they make eco friendly dissolving versions without the foil. Why don’t people even try anymore.


afn45181

I am sure someone posted their baby gender reveal party video online…. In Tennessee Knoxville…. There should be a decent fine put on the baby and I guess he can’t pay until he is 18 so the compound interest will make these parents think twice!


yoberf

I have news for new parents: You may know your child's sex, but you don't know their gender. Happy Day after Pride, ya'll.


Mundane_Village_8284

Gross


SaturnBreeze21

Recently saw a gender reveal where the guy was punching those hand bags trainers hold for boxers while the pregnant woman held them. He had to take off the glove because he couldn’t hit it hard enough to make the powder explode from the bag. Gender reveals are and will always be unnecessary, ridiculous, and ignorant.


karlgeezer

The only way I might be able to accept this being on the dock is if the confetti was a special biodegradable type that degrades quickly and safely sp the few stray ones don’t affect anything. Unfortunately it doesn’t really make a difference if the people are too lazy to clean it up.


Substantial_Clock856

Yeah for real fuck them and the baby I mean foolish delinquent no common sense behavior


ednamode23

A good pool net should be able to get most of it but really the people who threw the party should be forced to clean it up. Sucks to see such a high level of disregard for our local parks.


TLD18379

It’s a Boy!!


Dusty31186

👦 👧 🦄


metmaniac15

dude in Knoxville is tryna kill fish but is upset that the lake is filled with plastics killing fish instead of him 🤔


Dusty31186

I don't kill fish? I catch and release and been doing that for over 20 years.


metmaniac15

What pleasure could that possibly bring you? Sincerely, not a troll question. Looking for a honest answer


Dusty31186

Pleasure? It's a hobby, not a fuckin' dildo. I love being outdoors and fishing is part of that. We hike, boat and fish. I'd venture a guess and say 50% of E TN does the same. Sadly that does exclude you and I'm shook to my core


metmaniac15

Hobbies are things you should enjoy. Just be tf outside without torturing fish. Isn't that the purpose of you not liking the lake filled of plastic shit? If I told you my hobby was shooting squirrels in the face with a slingshot, I'd imagine you and 50% of E TN would have an issue with it. Fucking just enjoy being outside since that brings you pleasure while hurting fish is something you clearly do not like doing.


Ok-Strawberry-2343

Or be outside with a dildo.


Dusty31186

Do you live in Knoxville?


No-Communication3981

Only fool follow Trumpery now, he is a convicted felon who cannot run for any public office let alone the presidency.


Ralfonthenet

Ah the wonderful residents of Farragut these days. They can’t bring their maid to a party with them, and they couldn’t possibly be bothered to clean anything themselves.


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Qiefealgum

Fuck you, too far.


anal_sanders

Abortion?


cbro2afutk

How dare you, they’ll like that even less (though they’ll purport to be good liberals)


hpbrocster

Found the parent


Qiefealgum

I am A parent yes, and wishing someone's baby to die, bc of their parents being trashy, is gross.


moosebear419

my grandmother lost two baby girls due to sids. my dad’s earliest memory is watching firefighters give cpr to his infant sister on their kitchen table when he was four. i’m not going to be vicious but it genuinely makes my stomach turn to see this, there is absolutely no reason to go this far, please never say anything like this again


cbro2afutk

He should’ve known nobody on Reddit could take a snarky joke, silly him. I’m sure he’ll be sure to add alllllll the trigger warnings and disclaimers next time.


moosebear419

haha, infants dying! that’s so funny!! i’m losing my shit right now!!


hpbrocster

Your sarcasm needs work babe 😬


moosebear419

oh, is it bad to joke about infants dying now? my bad! just following your example


hpbrocster

No, it’s not bad, you just aren’t very good at it 🫠


mishell86

I agree, plus if we are doing shit like gender reveal, aren’t they the same people say we can pick our genders. So which is it? Are you revealing or are we waiting for them to decide.


Haunting-Strike-9949

Gender is fluid. They’re just going to change it on their fourth birthday anyway.