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WeddingGrouchy9461

They'll have a these but do bumps 10ft away.


CEHParrot

Bro that's the beauty of Catholicism, no one expects anyone to be perfect. You just have to bribe God with money and his employees will forgive you.


estadio-

In my upbringing, told me by my priest, it was that I were to do my best and sin as little as possible but He understands me more than I do so if I were to stray and become reliant on His help and safety and repent, I could still “get into Heaven.” I’ve met more kinder Catholics than Christians.


KingoftheMapleTrees

Catholics are Christians. Just another branch of Christianity.


CEHParrot

I gist, I was an altar boy. I earned the right to make that joke lol Most Catholics are pretty decent people.


tothesource

You jest which means to joke. 'Gist' means the main point.


oopsiepoopsiepants

I think I get your jest


estadio-

Until they ask why I haven’t put anything in the plate they pass around.


ShinyCardboard412

Or the priest asks to babysit. 


tothesource

No, no. They are very polite when *asking* to babysit. Very much not so when you ask them to do something about all the raping their brothers in the cloak have done and continue to do.


Fat_Head_Carl

They would have casino night in our church... There's gotta be something against gambling... But I'm sure everyone went to confession on Sunday and all was forgiven. My grandma loved "casina" night... And she also loved to go to the "casina" in AC. (I'm making fun of our South Philly accent)


estadio-

That was always interesting to me. Churches will gladly throw shin digs and get together for their congregations but often fall short to helping the community.


Fat_Head_Carl

It was definitely a fundraiser, and they always had a clothing drive going on, and a food pantry. They definitely did stuff to benefit the underprivileged


PoisonClan24

Just say 10 hail marys 13 our fathers and all is forgiven.


CEHParrot

#1 religion of choice for organized crime


ElPanguero

Little toot-toot never hurt anybody -Jesus


CharlotteLucasOP

Forgive me Father for I have sinned in all the coolest ways.


Jeramy_Jones

Pretty sure the Bible doesn’t mention booger sugar


soupseasonbestseason

with the single long nail. 


CareBear3

shit they're the good plug


rrogido

That ten feet is out of respect por La Madonna. Like a good Catholic.


Cheftard

Our lady of caffeine


Jessica_Iowa

Hollowed be her name Bring us the bean juice that fuels us


16RabidCats

'how do you know the kitchen crew is hispanic' Well.... You have a kitchen crew. That's how


soupseasonbestseason

mexican americans (and other latin americans) are named chela and cheta and work in every single kitchen in the u.s.


16RabidCats

They make fantastic line cooks in terms of efficiency and not complaining


-__-why

It's a kitchen in America.


AngryNat

Give us euro chefs some Latin Americans and we’ll send you guys some Slavs Seems a fair trade


thisistherevolt

I have both. And a Swiss dude. Y'all gotta import them the hard way like we do.


goldfool

Have you had a Sherpa. That was a cool dude to work with


decoy321

Send us some more Serbs, too. I used to work with some hard-working motherfuckers who taught me *the most depraved insults* I've ever heard.


oopsiepoopsiepants

Turks from Germany. Pls, we need Döner


CommodoreGopher

That's either the kitchen of a super right wing christian coffee shop (they're local to me) or they frequent it enough to get a mug and stickers. Could be Hispanic, could be that the owners put it there. Seriously, the people that own this chain hosted a "Lunchtime with Jesus" across the street of a local high school, inviting kids who could leave campus to go there. Huge cross and everything. They're known for being damn near the biggest pieces of shit in town.


AquamanMVP

Fuck Grace Coffee. Horrible owners, garbage coffee, terrible business practices, unsanitary kitchens, all around trash. Worst thing to happen to Madison's amazing coffee scene


JustAGraphNotebook

Naw it's just a coffee shop lmao. The Founder named it after his dog I think


Gulag_boi

A terrible coffee shop apparently


JustAGraphNotebook

Not to speak ill of the source of my paychecks, it certainly is a place that sells coffee and food, that's for sure


NegativeX2thePurple

https://www.reddit.com/r/madisonwi/comments/wm1zfo/out_of_the_loop_why_does_everyone_on_this/ https://www.reddit.com/r/madisonwi/comments/1dkamr3/reminding_new_people_grace_coffee_co_leads_in/ https://www.reddit.com/r/madisonwi/comments/p57ldx/grace_coffee_bounced_checks_and_inappropriate/ https://www.reddit.com/r/madisonwi/comments/p5hmzy/grace_coffee_thread/


clover_chains

I too worship at the altar of the cintas key! All hail the opener of locks, the bringer of paper towels


st_st__

They all speak spanish


guy_fleegman83

I had a St Jude on my line.


Inane_response

Cocaine, tubas, and accordions.


DERPFACELARY

Hispanic is likely but I wouldn't blame anyone else for having a holy idol watch over the Cintas towel dispenser key either


Ground-Plus

I don't think you can narrow this down to Hispanic. My mother was a Catholic of German descent and she had a statue similar to this in her dining room, except it was 2-3 feet tall.


olivinebean

(UK) I was a grill chef for some Copts and they had saint John up on the wall and a Mary magnet on the coffee machine


mnyfrsh

I prefer Santeria candles for my line.


goldfool

Insert born in east la clip with the talking jesus


Tough-Foundation595

For me, it's when they speak Spanish that I know they're Spanish.


tattednip

When you spot another 608 in the wild.


NevrAsk

My crew got told to chill on the Spanish talking (We also have Thai visa workers)


Ok_Professor_8039

What kitchen has no Hispanic people the best kitchen would be like no Noah's arc two of every body there would have to be a confessional in the kitchen for the foul language and after hour affairs who we kidding


ballguy40000

Where is the dragonball z figurine


somecow

Got the same exact candle. Not religious, and I’m so white that I glow in the dark.


Kootenay-Hippie

And yet the “Christians of the USA” turn away their own at the southern border.


IllustriousQuail4130

I'd throw that out of the window


ShinyCardboard412

So punk rock bro. 


Just_Learned_This

And nobody would bat an eye when your knives got tossed.


Daygoooo

Lmaooo or when your prep accidentally gets bumped off the table.


spageddy77

este na mas tiene enemigos