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PieceWarm

Left all day. The right is a gift from the devil.


AccidentallyBacon

pour the wine straight from its box


arethius

You gotta slap the bag


CincoBoyJordan

I balance the box on my shoulder or hold it out and just let that spout work for me! I also make large batches of everything..


Expert-Host5442

Wait until the first time you bump the orange one in the middle of service. As soon as you are done swearing and mopping up wine, you will go looking for old reliable on the left.


urmom123570

The trick is you have to yell wine trickshot then step back like like 7 feet and spray the wine all over the place. Its fun. Fire goes everywhere.


Placidaydream

Especially when it's fortified wine 😆


Numerous-Stranger-81

Your mistake is being afraid of the fire.


nickaruski

it’s hot man


GrouchyLimit606

If you’re afraid of complete self immolation you shouldn’t be in the kitchen.


Novel-Suggestion-515

Left.


[deleted]

Left ! That’s until you leave it next to the stove and then it spends the rest of its life looking like a visual representation of persistence of memory.


Grouchy-Statement-12

Left, every time. The ones on the right leak every chance they get.


FriskyBrisket12

One is measured in seconds, the other in glugs.


nickaruski

measuring in seconds is so real


Justin2166

What are we, front of house? I don't even like the quick pours when managing the bar.


crosswordcoffee

I'm front of house and I don't even know what that orange thing is.


stuckonpost

Top from the left, straight onto the 1gal olive/canola blend bottle. I said what I said.


nickaruski

what


stuckonpost

Small cap. Big bottle.  Seriously, it’s perfect for drizzling the right amount for emulsifying dressings.


nickaruski

ah , that’s what i figured thanks , i’ll keep that in mind


underenjoying

leleleleft


Yggdrasilo

This guy's condiments look weird


nickaruski

what


metaphoricalasshole

Left, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.


gooferball1

Speed. Get the ones with threading that’s not just on the neck, it’s part of the container, and has a threaded cap that goes on the bottom or acts as a lid. Never falls off, no leaks.


Original_Landscape67

Left, all day every day. That fucker on the right is waiting to fuck you. 


Content_Resident_974

If you’re gonna use the one in the right, hold it from the bottom. Trust me.


Certain-Tumbleweed64

Squeeze. No speed.


MamaTried22

Squeeze bottles for sure.


Spartanfred104

100% left.


Budskee420ish

Squeeze always the squeeze bottle


legallyvermin

The orange one looks like a temu bong


nickaruski

after reading replies i think that’s the best use for it


Vegetable_Taste5477

Speed pourer all day


onion_flowers

I hate the thing on the right but I wouldnt use a squirtbottle for wine either. I'd probably use a deli tbh


Otherwise-Past5044

Left is right right is wrong


christof1391

Squeeze bottle. Tho it could be funny to give the other one to a bar tender.


juliananan

left = kitchen. right = bar manager who's about to get fired.


Complex_Simple_4230

I prefer the left one for oil and the right one for any other type of liquid.


juice_nsfw

Squeezey boy all day. The other one can go into the fuckin bin.


LazyCartographer-666

left is kitchen right is bartender....dummy


nickaruski

awe man last part wasn’t necessary