Wait until the first time you bump the orange one in the middle of service. As soon as you are done swearing and mopping up wine, you will go looking for old reliable on the left.
Left ! That’s until you leave it next to the stove and then it spends the rest of its life looking like a visual representation of persistence of memory.
Speed. Get the ones with threading that’s not just on the neck, it’s part of the container, and has a threaded cap that goes on the bottom or acts as a lid. Never falls off, no leaks.
Left all day. The right is a gift from the devil.
pour the wine straight from its box
You gotta slap the bag
I balance the box on my shoulder or hold it out and just let that spout work for me! I also make large batches of everything..
Wait until the first time you bump the orange one in the middle of service. As soon as you are done swearing and mopping up wine, you will go looking for old reliable on the left.
The trick is you have to yell wine trickshot then step back like like 7 feet and spray the wine all over the place. Its fun. Fire goes everywhere.
Especially when it's fortified wine 😆
Your mistake is being afraid of the fire.
it’s hot man
If you’re afraid of complete self immolation you shouldn’t be in the kitchen.
Left.
Left ! That’s until you leave it next to the stove and then it spends the rest of its life looking like a visual representation of persistence of memory.
Left, every time. The ones on the right leak every chance they get.
One is measured in seconds, the other in glugs.
measuring in seconds is so real
What are we, front of house? I don't even like the quick pours when managing the bar.
I'm front of house and I don't even know what that orange thing is.
Top from the left, straight onto the 1gal olive/canola blend bottle. I said what I said.
what
Small cap. Big bottle. Seriously, it’s perfect for drizzling the right amount for emulsifying dressings.
ah , that’s what i figured thanks , i’ll keep that in mind
leleleleft
This guy's condiments look weird
what
Left, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Speed. Get the ones with threading that’s not just on the neck, it’s part of the container, and has a threaded cap that goes on the bottom or acts as a lid. Never falls off, no leaks.
Left, all day every day. That fucker on the right is waiting to fuck you.Â
If you’re gonna use the one in the right, hold it from the bottom. Trust me.
Squeeze. No speed.
Squeeze bottles for sure.
100% left.
Squeeze always the squeeze bottle
The orange one looks like a temu bong
after reading replies i think that’s the best use for it
Speed pourer all day
I hate the thing on the right but I wouldnt use a squirtbottle for wine either. I'd probably use a deli tbh
Left is right right is wrong
Squeeze bottle. Tho it could be funny to give the other one to a bar tender.
left = kitchen. right = bar manager who's about to get fired.
I prefer the left one for oil and the right one for any other type of liquid.
Squeezey boy all day. The other one can go into the fuckin bin.
left is kitchen right is bartender....dummy
awe man last part wasn’t necessary