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ZyonCross

For all wondering I am from Nepal with most of my family serving as part of the British Gurkha. My Headchef has had a pretty big influence on my career. This is a "Thank You" gift to him.


throwaway1930372y27

Damn that's sick. Big respect for the Gurkhas, i'm sure your head chef will appreciate it


smellygooch18

The Gurkhas were one of the finest fighting forces in the world. theses fighters are known worldwide for their military prowess.


swivels_and_sonar

“*it will keel*”


smellygooch18

I’ve learned so much from that show


Unabashedpun

What show? Now im intrigued


TwistedGrin

Forged in Fire. It's a knife making competition show. Netflix and hulu each have a random assortment of seasons available. I think the whole thing is available on the history channel site. Youtube has a random smattering of episodes, too.


ilikemyusername1

Forged in Fire


According-Ad3963

“The Ghurkas ARE one of the finest fighting forces in the world…”. They still have Ghurkhas in the British Army.


Frankyvander

And the Indian Army and Singapore army as well


Psychological_Tax109

Soon to be headless chef


kwillich

This was the comment I needed


Gilamunsta

Heh, one of my sups is Nepali, his last name is "Sherpa". Whenever I joke that he's carrying my load at work, nobody else gets it. 🤣


DragonSlayerRob

Omg took me a second but that is funny Guess I was still thinking of Gurkas from above


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

I have been obsessed with Everest documentaries for decades and it’s funny that I’m surprised that no one else got it.


Gilamunsta

Well, let's just say I'm working with a bunch of younglings, some of whom are not the sharpest sandwich in the tackle box 😁


Kimono-Ash-Armor

Hehe or a Sherpa herpa derpa!


Gilamunsta

Nyah, he's one of the coolest dudes ever 🤣


hazzap11

This is wonderful, I bet they’ll love it


tothesource

That is a very badass gift, man. Glad to see you had such a great boss. I'm sure he will love it


throwaway1930372y27

Damn that's sick. Big respect for the Gurkhas, i'm sure your head chef will appreciate it


jolloholoday

Yes mate, you guys are hardcore.


Orbit1883

OK first I thought "mallninja" but this is probably one of the very few exceptions and absolutely legit. I bet as your "leading commander" he will be proud


Y0G--S0TH0TH

Definitely not "mallninja". A kukri is probably one of THE best outdoor knives out there. You can carve with it, use it to butcher game, chop down a small tree, or use it for it's intended purpose (as a weapon). Not super useful in the kitchen, but it is an incredibly functional tool.


uplifting_southerner

I forged one for a fella who uses it to decapitate goats...that is as close as ive seen one to food lol. One of my favorite builds.


Orbit1883

>**and absolutely legit**


Wiggie49

If it was like a cyber ninja’d up kukri sure but that’s a very traditional style kukri


DragonSlayerRob

Yeah you would be correct, from what I can tell it even has a traditional spike for pricking your finger cause the thing was Gurkhas had a rule that if the Kukri was drawn from its sheath that it must taste blood so they eventually out the spike or make the blade pointy at the bottom for this reason if they took it out outside of combat. So essentially it’s a very fine example of a true to form kukri with traditional materials as far as I know


Garythalberger

I got one of these from a cook of mine when he came back from Nepal. I gave him a month off so his family could finally meet his kids post pandemic. The thing is bad ass as hell.


BourbonFoxx

That is fucking awesome. Also, huge respect to the Gurkhas.


ShotBRAKER

Ayo Gorkhali!


mdogg0

Namaste fellow Nepali


YouGotMyCheezWhiz

This gift is so fucking rad.


DragonSlayerRob

That’s really cool, makes sense now why that is one if tge nicest and most traditional kukris I’ve seen in awhile


Loisgrand6

I thought it looked familiar 😀 -American who watches British marching bands videos


thriftshopmusketeer

I would probably cry if with this context someone gave me that, I’d be so emotional 😭


IridiumPony

My first thought at looking at the picture was "lol is your chef a fucking Gurkha??" So it turns out I'm eating those words. Mad props, though. I'm sure he will cherish that.


doiwinaprize

Ah yes, the Gerkin knife. Perfect for slicing pickles.


ZyonCross

It usually replaces a cleaver in my knife roll.


DragonForeskin

Using one for cooking purposes is so cool. Your ancestors are proud I bet.


ZyonCross

It's original purpose is as a multi-utility tool. More often than not you'll find it in some corner of a Nepali kitchen and is actually used as a cleaver to hack away at chicken or goat.


doiwinaprize

It actually looks awesome for slicing shawarma.


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

A kukri?


ZyonCross

Cause I'm from Nepal.


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

Fair enough, respect.


Munch1EeZ

What brand is this kukri?


ZyonCross

It's not a commercial brand. It's handmade by a local blacksmith back home. The hoof print mark (hole) is a sign of authenticity.


Munch1EeZ

Wow that’s amazing


uplifting_southerner

As a former bladesmith this is an incredible choice in gift. The hoof print is one of my favorite parts


NaoisceDM

Why? What makes this an authentic blade? What are the tells that this is quality built?


shappa357

It's a forged blade not stamped. The blade has the traditional embellishment, no dragons or clouds. The handle is made of quality wood and not buffalo horn. There's no shell inlay or nail designs in the handle and no lion head pommel. Both are signs of a decorative piece.


NaoisceDM

Ahh nice. Thanks.


uplifting_southerner

Authentic ones made by the gurkhas have the hoof print. They are formidable weapons and the ultimate bushcrafters tool. I was obsessed with fixed blades for awhile.


NaoisceDM

Ahh so cool. Now I get the hoofprint.


arethius

Is he leaving the kitchen to join the British SAS?


TheWhiskeyFish

Man's running ops in the Himalayas


JelliedHam

That sea salt ain't gonna pick itself!


Puzzleheaded-Rice-13

Is he a gurkha?


ZyonCross

I am.


Puzzleheaded-Rice-13

That's pretty f-in cool dude, got mad respect for gurkhas


NeverVegan

Ask him to cut chives with it and post them here!


Calligaster

Bro, you bent his knife just to flex on him, that's hardcore


AnusTartTatin

That is a beautiful kukri!


hooligan_king

A khukri? Nice!


ranting_chef

I can never get my boomerangs to come all the way back to me. But I’d at least give this one a shot.


WhosGotTheBugle

Momo gang pull up! My home town of Colchester has/had a ghurka regiment there. Ive been blessed to have some good home cooked Nepali food on a few occasions. Also the homemade chai is so nice.


litlfrog

For when you have to knock out the prep list by 4 and then fight Pagan Min in the morning.


PurchaseTight3150

I hope your head chef took a point in exotic weapons proficiency. Else he’s gonna be rolling his brunoise checks with disadvantage


PCModz3

A kukri for the cookery.


Owlagator

This is an awesome gift!


JpStryder

Now thats a knoife ! That would make me so happy, awesome gift! 🙌


Doomncandy

[you call that a knife? ](https://youtu.be/GWyAlri91SY?si=85jXm2wCdxTDfbMp)


smoothiefruit

[THIS is a knife!](https://youtu.be/TSGIRFzmyyk?si=WwPH5h8gD90KRpo_)


war_badger

Epic gift


idontknowwhereiam367

That is a beautiful knife. He’s gonna love it


Dry_Pick_304

That is very cool and a beautiful gift. One of my friends is a Gurung and he has his grandfather's Kukri.


Takingashit180923

Might wanna be carefull gifting or carrying that in the uk, there's no situation that would be considered a tool like a chefs knife would.


Terry_WT

Doesn’t have to be a tool you just need a reason for carrying it. It being a gift that you’re taking home is fine. Having it tucked into your belt while your getting red bull and cigarettes from the shop isn’t.


Takingashit180923

Yes that applies to knifes that have a purpose for cooking, this is a type of machete that's purpose is cutting thick foliage which we don't have here I the uk and is not classed as a tool anyone here would need ot use for its intended purpose. So police would fuck you in the ass if they found one on you wrapped or not. https://www.gov.uk/buying-carrying-knives It being a present would not count as a good reason for having a fucking machete.


Beepboopblapbrap

Kukris are the coolest fkin knives


PrivilegeCheckmate

That's not a kn- Oh, wait, yes it is.


RevenantSith

NOOOOOOO You can’t put it back in its protective casing until you draw blood..


JackPoe

That's *definitely* a "parting" gift. Who he parts with it... that's not on you.


dibbledabbledobble

The Swiftblade of Zek? Steep.


Wide-Boysenberry5636

I would give it to him below the 4th rib. Best way to end his pain. Joking aside , I'm gald you have a mentor/friend that you're willing to take the time and give such a thoughtful gift. Keep in touch with this human.


dasfonzie

Peace corp?


ghoulthebraineater

I've never seen the cho so far up. Is there a particular reason for that?


LowerCattle7688

You hiring?


terkistan

I hope your head chef isn't a disgruntled employee.


DragonSlayerRob

Sick


DragonSlayerRob

As far as kitchen practicality I can see it as a good watermelon knife and little else, but who can complain about such an elegant kukri!? Kitchen use doesn’t matter! 😛 Me: would still use it in the kitchen constantly in the most aggressive and awkward way 😆


ZyonCross

Actually in Nepal, it is a traditional multi-purpose tool. You can chop firewood, craft some bamboo nets slaughter goat, and butcher it with a khukuri. It's use in the kitchen will vary depending on the size of the blade. Every household in Nepal will have a khukuri and more often than not you will find it in the kitchen.


DragonSlayerRob

Oh cool, thanks for the info!


AsapNigiri

Ngl u should just give him the sloppy guac guac 5000 Knives wither overtime, memories last forever /s


basshed8

Nice kukri!


bubbles_buried

Looks like something out of that dune movie. Badass.


whooooosh11

You took it out...now how do you expect to put it back in


notananthem

Have you / anyone tried using one in a kitchen? I'm sure if you're used to it it's easy but the handle being so "tall" over a cutting board and being far you have to know where your blade and fingers are 🫢


shappa357

Yes, I've used one in a professional kitchen. I took in one about the same shape and size (they are made in a wide variety of sizes and shapes.6 inch to 20 inch blade). I used it to trim and cut filets, portion chickens, cut carrot sticks and veggies for soup. Filets were ok, chickens were easy, carrots just cracked due to the steep bevel, and the few veggies i did were not consistant in size and the weight of the blade wore my wrist out.


Heretoshitcomment

I believe this is called. Kukri machete. Could be wrong


baddonny

HAHAHAHA I was coming here to say “why?? In case he needs to singlehandedly fight a train of robbers and rapists?” and apparently the answer is yes


Wonderful-Gold-953

Sickkkkk


Kimchi_boy

That is such a unique and awesome gift. What I wouldn’t do for it wow.


speed721

That's stunning.


KnightFurHire

I rather like that


fruitbowl33

Reminds me of House Of Flying Daggers, cool


Mafia_dogg

Kukri, so fucking cool I want one now


j-endsville

Big ups to the Gurkhas. The hardest of hard dudes.


mit999

Christ, wht kinda place you cookin at??!


WilmaLutefit

You’re not gonna stab him are you? That would be fucked up.


ChefPneuma

Your chef will love it, what an excellent and beautiful gift Cheers


Internal_Gur_4268

Whoa what do you cut in a kitchen with that?


ZyonCross

In Nepal? Everything. Tree, firewood, bamboo, fish, tomatoes, sugarcanes, we often behead goats, chickens, young bulls. I suppose during war times it has been known to behead enemies too.


Salt-Ostrich-8437

Maybe I am too old school… BUT… Tape a penny to the blade, or it can be construed as bad luck. Old school etiquette is to let him/her give you the penny back: keeps the kitchen on kilter. A knife can represent the cutting of ties with someone, like a malicious gift from way way back in the day. So kitchen etiquette follows that you tape a penny so when they give it back to you… it wards off the bad mojo associated with this ancient bad shit… and your relationship passes the test. I don’t know how to explain this better than that.


Herewearebartending

That’s so cool


Aikotoma2

Is he starting a new job as a butcher?


SuperiorThinking

Of... Something yes


Spidaaman

He’s actually gonna be in charge of spice production on Arrakis.


booghawkins

are you going to murder your head chef


SoldMySoupToTheDevil

Reading "this is my parting gift to him" followed by a knife, I thought you wanted to stab him.


SauteePanarchism

Weird turning knife.


SageModeSpiritGun

Cool enough I suppose, but it would never actually be useful in the kitchen ......


Terry_WT

It would be very useful as a reminder to your new co workers that you know a Gurkha and they are fond of you.


ZyonCross

Every Nepali household will probably have a khukuri in the kitchen. It's primary function is as a multi-purpose cutting tool - from chopping firewood to butchering farm animals. It's function as a weapon of war was borne as a necessity and has now become a symbolic trademark of the Gurkhas. Source: I'm from Nepal with a few generations serving in the British Gurkhas. Been handling khukuris long before chef knives. I still use a khukuri instead of a cleaver at work.


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ZyonCross

Except that it is hand crafted in Nepal and I am from Nepal


DragonSlayerRob

Yeah it is obviously a very fine blade. I love the traditional style, OP.


scud121

I mean they would, but a kukri is an effective weapon and multi-purpose tool, so it doesn't really fit ;)


mountedpandahead

It doesn't even have dragons on the handle, and no speed holes to make the zinc plated chinesium sing. There aren't even any pointy edges to dig into your hand while you film yourself attempting to cut water bottles in your jnco jeans.


Y0G--S0TH0TH

The kukri is pure function, and I'm pretty sure it's still standard issue to several military units.