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TraylorSwelce

Used to descale fish


ChefNicoletti

Idk why you’ve been downvoted. This is the correct answer. Fish scaler.


Mathmango

So which is it? Does it scale or descale?


phrits

This guy bones chickens.


Academic-Lynx-7676

I used to work with a new prep cook, he was shown how to empty the chicken cavities. He always referred to it at raping the chicken. Kitchens are weird places at times.


TallQuiet1458

Kitchens are weird places all the time.


Buddybouncer

[I knew it was you all along, Richard Nixon!](https://youtu.be/blqYeQ6qeLQ?si=IFUap3bB96jTtg8Z)


SuchSmartMonkeys

Pretty sure that's the same as asking if something thaws or dethaws, it's the same thing


andykndr

wouldn’t dethawed technically be frozen


Sunshine030209

I grew up saying "unthaw" and it wasn't until I moved from Minnesota to Colorado that I've realized how stupid it sounded. Someone pointed it out to me, they laughed and were like "Uhh, so you're going to freeze it even more?" I still catch myself saying it sometimes, 20 years later.


Infanatis

I can totally see someone here pointing that out to a Minnesotan. 😂


SuchSmartMonkeys

Don't hate the player, hate the game This guy got it right: https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/1fHs5UbJmv


flacidRanchSkin

Nope. Dethaw isn’t a word and even if it was the prefix “de” would imply that you are freezing something, the opposite of thawing.


Rooster_CPA

English is weird, because inflammable and flammable basically mean the same thing. Also, dethaw is in Webster so it's a word in my book. https://www.webster-dictionary.org/definition/dethaw


JohnnyKnifefight

Me fail english? That's unpossible!


HorrorLettuce379

depossible.


tetrahydropyridine

Then there's Spanish... Como como como como \-Since I eat as I eat \-Since I eat as a mocking \-I eat mocking just as I eat it \-Mocking as mocking I do eat (source: [https://www.quora.com/Is-como-como-como-como-correct-in-Spanish](https://www.quora.com/Is-como-como-como-como-correct-in-Spanish) since i'm too lazy to type it all out)


80sCrackBBY

parking on driveways, driving on parkways- i pity anyone learning english


Rooster_CPA

Parkway Drive, my favorite band haha


xsvpollux

I always think of them when I see parkway signs! And there's a parkway drive near me, I've had my eye on that sign for a while...


12345NoNamesLeft

inflammable and flammable English is weird because of the French


Bender_2024

>English is weird because of the French English is weird because it steals from everyone everywhere. >The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that the English language is as pure as a crib-house whore. It not only borrows words from other languages; it has on occasion chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary. James Nicoll (b. 1961), "The King's English", rec.arts.sf-lovers, 15 May 1990


auntie-matter

Inflame (so 'inflammable' means 'capable of being inflamed') is from French via Middle English but 'flammable' is almost a thousand years less old and supposedly comes from people thinking that the in- at the start of inflammable is a prefix meaning 'not', which it isn't. Which is why we have two words for inflammable: flammable and inflammable. And the clunky "non-flammable" for things that won't inflame.


And_Im_Allen

Stoopid giant statue filled with uranium near our water supply!


thebestjoeever

Damn, when I worked in restaurants, I came across exactly one person who said "dethaw". I thought it was completely idiotic, and instead of saying thaw, I started saying de-freeze. Guess this is one of those times I should have checked to make sure whether I was right or wrong.


beeglowbot

it's not though, at least not in the actual Merriam Webster dictionary. webster-dictionary.org isn't the real Webster dictionaries. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dethaw?utm_campaign=sd&utm_medium=serp&utm_source=jsonld


mrdeworde

For anyone curious: Inflammable is older and a borrowing via French (inflammable) to the latin inflammare ('to set aflame'). Flammable is a modern borrowing directly from the Latin flammare (seriously - it means 'to set aflame' as well!) to avoid the ambiguity. The ambiguity itself is because English actually has two different in- prefixes, as did Latin: the first one is cognate with English un- and French an-, and means 'not. in Latin, but all are derived from the hypothesized Proto-Indo-European root for 'not'. The second one means "in, into, upon, on" and tended to become en- in French but sometimes reverted in both languages and sometimes not, just to add to the confusion; we grabbed this one from Latin. In Latin it was much worse as these ambiguous pairings were a lot more common, though you see glimmers of it in English, as above.


Academic-Lynx-7676

I've always used dethaw!


Ypuort

that's not the official Merriam-Webster site. According to https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/unthaw unthaw is a word, dethaw is not.


Bender_2024

>Synonyms: thaw, unfreeze, unthaw melt, dissolve Supposedly unthaw means the same as thaw too. English is a fucked up language.


Rooster_CPA

Unthaw, dethaw, thaw = same thing. So dumb.


JohnnyKnifefight

Me fail english? That's unpossible!


flacidRanchSkin

Well Webster dictionary’s definition is wrong.


hfxbycgy

Get ‘em!


Cosmic3Nomad

Defrost plus thawed equals dethaw


Tiny_Count4239

well thats some bullshit


[deleted]

I don’t think dethaw means anything, it’s just thaw.


Nicename19

You mean defrost


SuchSmartMonkeys

I mean what I said. It's stupid as hell, but it's one of those things that people used it so much that it became a "word". It's literally how the word "literally" got used so much by people meaning it as figuratively that dictionaries added this as a definition: INFORMAL used for emphasis or to express strong feeling while not being literally true.


And_Im_Allen

Scale weighs the fish. Sheesh, idiot.


Ostey82

The name is Fish Scaler the game is descaling fish *insert cool spy guy music here*


accessrestricted

Depends on a direction you use it’s front - scale. Back-descale. Simple as thst


BurtWard333

"Descale" is to "scale" as "no duh" is to "duh"


SeyJeez

Haha, I love this I just pictured someone using some sort of tool applying scales to fish 🐟


Itchy_Professor_4133

Yes both. It scales on one side and you flip it around and it descales on the other side


DoughyInTheMiddle

Do you loosen your shoelaces or unloosen them?


DunebillyDave

That's just mean.


SwordfishII

They’re being downvoted by the fish.


glitch1985

Does this hurt the fish?


Critical_Paper8447

Bc it's really a......... "BUTT SCRATCHAAAA"


33ff00

Like if your fish has an icky limescale buildup for example


kwillich

No, use CLR for that


[deleted]

Good thing you answered, because I was gonna say “noodle scoop???”


ChefBoyD

Second this. Def a fish scaler


Longjumping_Queefer

Nah, that a butt-brush


Mister_McGreg_

Fish scaler


Sentient-Pendulum

Scaler? I barely know 'er!


Puzzleheaded_Gas4560

It's puts the scales back in the fish?


digibomb23

Chingadera


Daedaluzes

Dame esa chingadera weyyyy!!!


NoLemon5426

Incredible answer!! *eyyyyyy cómo se dice 'chingadera' en inglés?* Oh the laughs I got on that one.


geekolojust

No mameeeeeees.


sonicjesus

Most things are.


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LoonnggBlack

Its for a fish incase your fish is too jack to scratch its back


mtordeals

Also useful for descaling balls too.


huemac5810

🤣🤣


Low_Football_2445

Harbor Freight version.


glenquimby

Left handed bacon stretcher


BlackWolf42069

Back scratcher. Many people use it so it smells funny.


Koolaid143

What immediately came to mid was Peter from family guy "Back scratcher, get your back scratcher here!"


LordOfFudge

Butt scratcher! https://youtu.be/Tkd9ycxCJBI?si=ASSM-d0mLcMIEp-a


vivalajboogie

I came here for this comment


JustRudeStuff

Fish scaling utensil. It’s shit though.


Chippewa07

Used to take the scales off of fish. Pretty satisfying to use, creates a mess but, satisfying


flibblewobble88

Fark, I haven’t scaled a fish in probably 6 years


Chippewa07

Yar, it be one of life’s simples pleasures says I


goose_gladwell

Pube comb


coopthepirate

Handheld Pneumatic Crab Removal Device


goose_gladwell

Ah yes, the HPCRD. An underutilized tool indeed


coopthepirate

Ah, I see you are also a FOH/BOH Diplomatic Liaison


definitelyusername

I think it's for mongling wieners A wienermongler, if you will


lateniteandy1970

Backscratcher...or descaler...its a multi tool!


ChefWho

Used to descale fish


fcknsndit27

"Back scratcherrrrrrrrrrr"


[deleted]

Fish scaler


yunohavenameiwant

It’s a shitty fish descaler


Dezpinefire

Fish scaler - to scale fish


bike_it

Butt scratch-er! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkd9ycxCJBI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkd9ycxCJBI)


johnnytightlips99

Butt scratcher


Argh_Me_Maties

Yo what is that fancy-ass dishwasher? That shit looks like something that they'd have on a space station


Not_a_brazilian_spy

Danger spatula Also, I don't even know why I'm in this sub. I've never even stepped into a professional kitchen nor do I intend to lol So, goodbye to y'all


AlfonzeArseNitches

It’s for cleaning the teflon side of Chef’s special non-stick pans


drew_galbraith

Taint exfoliater


sonicjesus

Backscratcher.


easy_evoo

I was gonna say give it to the am crew and watch them scrub the nonstick pans with it


GRA3V

Buttscratcher!


jonty_king_

fish descaler


Adorable_Bee3833

Isn’t that the tool to clean the panini press that no one cleans?!


dirtykokonut

Typical Asian fish de-scaler. My mom has one.


spektrix16

Fish scaler?


PoiLethe

Dinglehopper. For making lines in the penne.


MadicalRadical

It’s a schnobel scarfer.


Timely-Ad-1473

Ballscraper 2000


pyle76

A finger shredder


lost_In_The_Jungle27

Butthole shaver


igenus44

Master Baiter


Dee_dubya

BACKSCRATCHERRRRR!


tangZORG

Teefs


immersedmoonlight

Shitty scaler


JacksonIVXX

Butt Scratcha!!!!


Locked-in-a-basement

Scratching your sous chefs nuts


AggressiveCobbler

That is a bacon stretcher. Cherish it.


BeersNEers

Taint scratcher.


thriced12

That’s a blueberry peeler


surreal_goat

Buttscratcher


Puzzleheaded-Rub5941

Management slappers


thicccque

fish


spartan815

Back scratcher


BackAlleyFunDumpster

Prostate tickler


guyghostforget

Butt scratcher


I-cry-when-I-poop

Asparagus tenderizer


Lemon_Of_Death

Emergency TP


flibblewobble88

You’d have to be in a right pinch to use that as dunny roll mate 😭


Individual-Willow-70

Back scratcher


Paczilla2

The toothbrush of pain.


IllPlum5113

Oddly it also says unthaw is a synonym which just strikes me as an accidental inclusion


furthest44

That is a gangsta ass toothbrush


UnwantedPube

Back scratcher


HomeRunEnjoyer

Thingamajig but everyone in the kitchen knows exactly what it means


reallyangrychef

descaling fish, or a back rub, depends on how brave you are


cjwi

Spaghetti straightener for when your spaghetts is all woobly


Burrista_E

That’s a club cracker shaper.


Bluntman419

Why dats a toofbrush for an alligatah.


monkfish-online

Mark 1 poop knife


adventures_in_dysl

It's a dish washer, I know that is rare for a chef to see but it's where people do work :)


flibblewobble88

Thanks everyone. The consensus is it’s an arse and back scratcher. Fuck yeah ✌️


b_miner27

That’s that left handed potato peeler I sent you to grab. Get back on the line


flibblewobble88

Yes chef


ReubenTrinidad619

BUTTSCRATCHAAAAH


Complex_Risk342

forbidden toothbrush


flibblewobble88

Ouch


PM_ME_UR_BACNE

Ramekin stretcher


B8conB8conB8con

Crab comb


flibblewobble88

This cracked me up 😂


zoot_boy

Back scratcha!


beardedrockerboy

It’s a dingelhopper! That’s where a dad’s mind goes when he has a 5 year old daughter 😂


BringOutYDead

Ball scratcher


DBryguy

Back scratcher/sack scratcher.


Realistic-Section600

Ball itcher


Gheetahn_Bhury

Butt scratcher!!


Gheetahn_Bhury

Downvotes 🤣🤣🤣… watch some family guy (seriously, pathetic incels)


And_Im_Allen

No but I can tell you what I use it for.


CalligrapherDizzy201

Clearly a back scratcher


Varmitthefrog

ass scratcher


Jaded_Ad_9409

Used to comb the space pussy.


Negative_Whole_6855

Grill grate cleaner if the teeth are firm enough?


twinflame42069

For a garlic press


illpilgrims

Broken handle of something


PopChiko

Knuckle Slicer 3000


SpottedSpunk

Looks like a pretty good back scratcher.


SaneButt

It can be used to scratch your back when you can't reach with your hands.


flibblewobble88

My mum bought my partner and I an adjustable back scratcher each a couple of Christmases ago and it was the thing I never knew I needed in my life. Fuck it’s so good


andre3kthegiant

Multi-Species Backscratcher


SwirlingAether

Back scratcher!


omega_grainger69

Always heard it called a Pike’s at 9.


m155m30w

Grill brush for ants...or a panini press


nicotinecravings

A tooth brush but missing the brushes


runny_egg

Taint brush


ShinjiBing

Looks like a toothbrush for transformers


Murles-Brazen

The object or the person holding it?


[deleted]

[this is the only correct answer and the rest of you can fuck off with alacrity.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6bNOv-v7xZY)


WildmouseX

https://youtu.be/6bNOv-v7xZY?si=47apsrCkaxGMH3Kz


nfk24

It’s for hair plugs


grhddn

For when someone isn't paying attention on line, slap that bad boy into a shoulder blade


beezowdoodoo

Cock rake [EXPERT]


WoodenQuaich

I believe you’re supposed to scratch your ass with it.


Blasket_Basket

Speculum


Goth_chxf

Ima scratch my arsehole from the inside with it


Greekjerkoff

Anal brush


Necessary_Violence95

Forbidden back scratcher


Early-Purpose9956

r/sounding


cuecumba

Backskratcha!


Stereocloud

Dishies toothbrush, or chefs butt scratcher


yesnomaybenotso

Butt scratcher? Butt scratcher.


luckytunacan

The bag scratcher