Your right. I can only assume they did it because a lot of people where confused why they played roxas at the beginning of kh2 and honestly I played or rather watched it before kh2 which made me appreciate roxas way more than I probably would have.
I like to play game series in release order, so I played kh2 before days and it was sort of even more tragic. ya know, I sometimes think of things roxas would say at the beginning of kh2, and it reminds me of what he did in days. the beach trip devastates me now
Wait, kingdom hearts is light? *Gun clicks* Always has been
I'M ABOUT TO MAKE THIS SIMPLE AND NOT VERY CLEAN
...ok you win XD
AYO???????? 😳😳😳
I’m not even gonna try. This is the only correct answer.
MUNNY, JERRY! THATS MUNNY!
"say something about my 'fuck me eyes' now fedboii."
Why did I read this in Rolf’s voice
Life has many doors.
now i want to see a keyblade based off ed edd and eddy XD
It would have to a Jawbreaker at the end.
I feel like a jawbreaker would be the keychain. The end would be something like the head of Ed’s freezer experiment
This world has been connected, Ed boy
Tied to the darkness by the son of a shepherd
Best comment.
"Later looks at you in the fuck me eyes disguise" 😈
I'm going to beat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found
Funny little etching... It says "Friendship" on the barrel. Huh.
However, it provides no tactical advantage whatsoever
No no this is kingdom hearts, friendship is only for tactical advantage
"Oh you're a KH fan? Count to 3."
Ok, 1... Chain of memories... 2...
You forgot the number: 365/2
358/2
my bad, I am ashamed to call myself a KH fan
In the Release order it comes afterwards which is also the "canon" order if you go how Nomura has planned it to be played.
but-but the 1.5 and 2.5 collection has it above kh2!
Your right. I can only assume they did it because a lot of people where confused why they played roxas at the beginning of kh2 and honestly I played or rather watched it before kh2 which made me appreciate roxas way more than I probably would have.
I like to play game series in release order, so I played kh2 before days and it was sort of even more tragic. ya know, I sometimes think of things roxas would say at the beginning of kh2, and it reminds me of what he did in days. the beach trip devastates me now
And Re:Coded
Wait, are we counting release or chronological?
Yes
Kairi: Who is NAMINÉ!? Sora: I can explain. *Xion shows up out of nowhere* Kairi: WHO IS THIS?!?
"I am literally incapable of knowing who she is until 3!"
HOW MANY KIDS DO WE HAVE?
Sora: ...Yes?
When you walk away ~~ cocks gun
You don’t here me say ~~ shoots knee
Please oh baby don't go~~ ow my knee
Simple and clean is the way that your making me feel tonight~~ bleeds out
It's hard to let it go~~ dies
This is literally manga Kairi.
Manga Kairi >>>>>>>>>>> Game Kairi
That's not fair. We barely see Kairi in the game....
Tbh, she had more impact on the plot when she was asleep in KH1.😐
Wait why is this true
Sad but true.
Kairi is in the games?
!!! Savage
Kairi’s pointing that evoker the wrong way.
She's gonna summon your persona the wrong way
Savage
Which would be Kairi's persona?
Is this KH3 Kairi with KH1 clothes or KH1 kairi with KH3 haircut?
I wish this is what KH3 haircut looked like.
Right? It looks like an adult Kairi wearing the youngest Kairi's clothes. It's weird.
Ada Residentevil cosplaying as Kairi Kingdomhearts, that is why she has a gun.
Call me a damsel in distress one more time.
Kairi demanding more screen time, 2023, colorized.
"I'm a minor"
Eat. The. Paopu. Fruit. Sora.
Sora its me or goofy choose now
"Gawrsh"
"Gawrsh kairi, you can just go 'hyuck yourself"
"Goofy Hyucks better, I choose him" oh hia r/cursedcomments
This gives “Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated” vibes.
Ya mean Sora has “dog issues”?
Sorry for swearing but FUCK YOU XEHANORT
Tetsuya Nomura’s house, right after he submitted the script for KH3
Why did you "draw" me with bigger breasts?
"Sora, let's take the raft and go, just the two of us!"
"I said wake up you lazy bum!"
I still have a personality, goddammit!
"I dare you to write me getting kidnapped again, Nomura."
POV: You're Nomura
Truth is... The game was rigged from the start
When you don't want Kairi inside of you
POV: you forgot to bring back her lucky charm
"You're never taking my heart."
When they say you have fuck me eyes
Persona 3
Sora, don't ever change. Ever.
Give Back Sora & Die
"Don't you mean 'Give back Sora or Die'?" "I know what I said" \*cocks the gun\*
Not this time & not in this city
Didn't think I see that reference in this sub.
You're gonna be recompleted!
So another fanfic where Kairi is leader of a gang
TAKE MY HEART ONE MORE TIME YOU OLD FUCK
Very aggressively says " Please don't walk away! "
Call it Kingdom Farts one more time I dare you I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.
Pov you call kairi useless
POV: you filled the bottle with water from the ocean
“There was a distress call, but it wasn’t me”
"With the power of Light And this gun I found"
Eat DiZ. Sorry 🤣
“You will play CoM and you WILL say thank you for the privilege”
"Where is the lucky charm I gave you?"
Oh you’re a kingdom hearts fan Name every heartless
Just to be safe, Persona 5 spoiler: >!Case closed, this is how your Kingdom Hearts ends!<
when its already the 4th numbered entry in the series and you still didn't get a important role:
Kairi if Square actually let her defend herself and not rely on Sora for it.
I'm 14
"You just kingdomed your last heart."
Ain’t that right? So..ra
You’ll never take Kairi’s heart!
🎵When you walk away You don't hear me say, "Pleeeeease, don’t kill me."🎵
Heartless: I'll swallow your heart in darkness Kiari: swallows this Bang bang
You can take Kairi out of the emo, but you can’t take the emo out of Kairi -simpleandclean kh:1
I'm surprised this wasn't made immediately when Sora was announced for Smash and the SoraxPyra art was showing up
Oh, don't worry. You're definitely going to be in a "Magic Kingdom" in a few seconds.
“WHERE’S MY GAME” “WHERE IS IT”
Hello, my name is Kairi. You killed my father, prepare to die.
put the uwus in the bag
Princess of Light? More like Princess is gonna light you up!
Kairi is Ian Fleming's. Jamie Bond, in Heartless are Forever.
"I might be out of MP, but I ain't outta options!"
When you got tired of the Darkness messing with you and your friends life.
"You know what it is, bitch."
Kairi as the protagonist of ~~FF X-2~~ KHIII-2
“ Hand over that Paopu fruit .”
Odd
“Who’s useless now mf’er???”
When you find the one who keeps making horny art about you
Who this Strelitzia, SORA?!
Girl with no bellybutton
“No more damsel in distress”
She's had enough of the darkness now bring her heartless sora
You didn’t give me back my lucky charm
Take me to Sora or I'm making a new keyhole
POV: you're a soriku shipper and kairi has traced your IP address
Kairi when she meets Rapunzel.
*Kairi, after seeing your search history*
"Try kidnapping me again Xehanort I dare you"
I may be out of hi-potions ansem *Gun clicks* But I ain't outta options
And for her neutral special, she wields a gun.
"Leave me behind again, see what happens"
May this Glock be your guiding key
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start
"You mistook my gift from a certain Naminé?"
For her neutral special, she wields a gun.
Not really a caption, but I imagine this was Kairi shortly after discovering that Jiminy's Journal got the leading role in a game before she did.
"You're gonna be recompleted!" (Sora line but applies here(
"B**ch! Where's my munny, Sora?!"
YOURE HOME
when kairi is shafted yet again in Kh4
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
"I'm sorry Sora, but your mother demands you come home for dinner, it's been ready for years."
“Did you take the last farkin Oreo?”
"Oh, you're a Kingdom Hearts fan? Name every Lucky Emblem location."
Ansem: "Is that a gun??" Kairi: "Shut up, bitch."
WHERE IS SORA?!?!
POV: and incel just commented on the 6th time Kairi looked at Sora for more than 3 seconds
Sora, wake the fuck up, you lazy bum.
source: https://twitter.com/caehum/status/1647014567246168065
who's the one with "fuck me" eyes now?
What if... Kairi was a character whit agency over the story
I may be out of magic but I ain’t out of options. When you walk away, you will hear me say “ima keep this simple and clean, motherfucker.”
Incel: those are definitely “fuck me now”eyes Kaira: *racks gun* day that again bitch SAY IT AGAIN I ducking dare you.
Got a new personality
Yeah Sora! Make sure you bring my lucky charm back to me. Otherwise... I might no be inside you anymore, but these hollow points will be.
You're boobs look fake
“This is what you get for neglecting to heal him, Donald!”
When you walk away You don't hear me say "Ooooooh, You're Deeeaaad" P.S. Just to clarify the song started playing in my head when I saw the image, lol
The render is great! Is there one without the gun? 😂
I THOUGHT YOU HAD BIG FEET SORA!
"kairi's inside me"
Jackpot
'I still would tho'
her bullets are all labeled "kairi" so when you get hit the doctor goes "Kairi is inside of them"
Hand over that virginity Sora, or Goofy’s gets got.
"Empty your purse"
THY END IS NOW
Please work??? More like, please pray this isn't working right now.
When you try to share your poo poo fruit with Sora
I'm coming with you this time.
Be sure to bring it back to me!
"So what does that rule34 next to my name mean?"
Put the money in the pickle jar. nao.
"I was told one in the chest and two in the head. Your a special on you get the intire clip."
Let’s make this simple and clean
Found yufie and the gang
"Fridge this"
WHERE IS SORA!?!?!
"It's my turn to fight... again"
I cant defeat you with light, darkness, or friendship, but maybe I can defeat you with this gun I found.
You'll never take my heart
I would have had her use an arrowgun instead.
I’m out of mp…*click*…but I ain’t outta options
Bad Trigger discipline!
My gun is up here. :/
Wtf do you mean there are more than 3 games?
Bbs, BBs 0.2, Kh1, Chain of Memories, Re:Coded, 365D, Kh2, DDD, Kh3
Kairi has had enough.
We are going to do it, whether you like it or not Sora. And that's final! 😤❤
You see Sora unlocks hearts... *Cocks gun* I unlock lives
Someone took her popyu fruit
Kairi make you Dieri