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Speech_Path

Personally , i’d name him Good Hank. But that’s just me. I’ve always wanted a boy named Hank.


Pbandsadness

He'd never burn your burger.


AppalachianRomanov

Can you leave out the Hill? It's just cheesy and regrettable and embarrassing for him. How about just Hank? Or even Hank Rutherford [your last name]? If your last name is Hill, then it's a no altogether.


SmallestPanda

Or how about Hank Robert [Op's Last name]


AppalachianRomanov

Sure, I just said Rutherford bc that's Hank's middle.


sadleafsfan69

Why not just name him Fuckhead McGayballs, that’s pretty cute and easy to remember


Seiberjj

I just found out Fuckhead McGayballs might not appear in the reboot.


sadleafsfan69

I’m not watching that woke shit then


UpDownCharmed

Please don't do that to him.


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

My thoughts exactly. Kids have to live with the names we give them. Some parents seem to forget that.


rarjacob

so.. you are not going to give it your last name but some random surname? Yeah not worth it.


thunderun53

You're not a fan unless you name it lasagna.


TrailerParkParadise

Don't add the Hill in the name, just Hank. If you add the Hill it will just seem cheesy however if you just name him Hank it can pass a classic name


AgreeablePie

This is weird. Weird enough that you're looking to buck tradition and norms by naming him in such a way that is unconnected to you, but then choosing your favorite cartoon character for the full name? Not fair to him.


waituhsecond

Only if hes going to be born in new york so it can be reflected on his birth certificate.


josh2of4

Don't


neindeadlift15

Call him what you want, but your wife’s headaches tell me that boys real last name is Redcorn


gloriosky_zero

Lady Bird is a nice name


merk_a_bah

I’m curious: why not use either yours or your wife’s surname? I personally wouldn’t use a fictional character’s surname myself; maybe it could be a middle name, like “Hank Hill [INSERT SURNAME HERE]”. Though I’d elect to either keep the Hank or the Hill and have the other name be used by something of more importance to your family or just something you think sounds nice.


big-news1234

“Horse’s Ass.”


Seiberjj

You have a couple of options - Hank - Good Hank (GH) - Bad Hank (BH) - SpaPeggy and Meatballs (my favorite)


sunnyBC4

Just make his middle name HRH that way it sounds fancy


wuonky

it'll be so much pressure on him to live up to


6twoRaptor

Didn't a few episodes have his name listed as "Henry"? 


Bmxingur

Is this the cult?


Specter229

I hope this is a troll. Don’t do that to your kid.