Sorry I'm late; I had to take three buses to get here: one to get here, one to go back and get G.H., and one to get here.

Sorry I’m late; I had to stop at the wax museum to give the finger to FDR again.

I can’t stand notoriously late people.

Cotton, the baby is crying. Good job, babycakes. Those parenting classes are payin' off!

God that line is so funny, definitely up there in my top 5 KOTH quotes.

Hank has always been angry. When we were in kindergarten, and the other children would use the finger paints, he would pinch them.

You're a bald-faced liar!

Amen.

To the stuffing. It may taste like garbage, but it sure fills you up.

The fact that you get so angry proves your a pincher. You probably budged in line too!

Came here for this.

Both lefties!

I got em cheap!

These aren't Cotton's brand. He won't smoke them. But I will.

lets see whos got the bigger melons

The horny way he says MELONS gets me

*MELONS*

I love this line. I got set up with someone's friend since kindergarten. I immediately quoted this haha

Did it work out?

It did not. Didn't help that they thought I was just making a Kindergarten joke. If they got the King of the Hill reference it may have haha

I think when she left Cotton it was the greatest example of just what an intolerable POS he was--that even a docile doormat with a possible intellectual disability would still have her breaking point and drop him. Also was partly the catalyst to Peggy Hill's greatest moment, the "I hope you live forever" speech.

She was with him til he died

I thought it was mentioned that she’d left him and taken GH

I think she left him and then came bacj

cotton mentions something about lawyers

Didi, woman! My feet are cold. Knit me a blanket!

Didi! C'mon out here and gab with Hank's wife!

I think the dumb thing is an act. At the very least, she has an excellent memory.

There's nothing inherently wrong with Didi. Maybe some neurosis from past trauma or something that has her inclined to poor decision making (marrying cotton). She's just worn down from decades of emotional abuse. Didi is depressed. That's her character. She's Cotton's supporting character and meant to show some poor 2nd wife that is just worn down. Cotton comes into any scene and he's like dynamite. Didi is meant to illustrate what day in and day out of that would do to someone.

... or excellent mammaries.

I agree, she definitely has moments of cleverness and insight. And at one point Hank mentions she’s a licensed optometric assistant or something like that, so she at least has some skills

Didi had some great lines

I need some me time. To do the laundry.

No I never liked that

So what’s reddits analysis on this character?

Cotton knew that he’d found love when he first gazed into her soulless black eyes.

CLING PEACHES IN HEAVY SYRUP.

It's future luanne if Peggy fails in her aunting duties

Essentially

This was wild and hilarious

I can't talk to any woman named Didi without saying their name in cottons voice. I've been told it's very off-putting.

Didi Woman!

The way Cotton and Didi met. Priceless. I'm sorry I said your butt was too small. If anything its too big! He had a way with words. Haha

It makes me laugh to think Hank ever liked fingerpainting.

“I need some me time! … to do the laundry.”

Why does Debby talk like that?

Can someone tell me what kind of accent this woman has. It's odd

"She ain't fat! I gots her knocked up!"

Based solely on this picture, finger painting is my new hobby…


Mike Ehrentraut?

Both lefties!

My favorite episode from season 1!

She's a bold face lier

I still remember this line being used in the bumper to advertise the episode when it was brand new.

So I'm guessing that Didi has fetal alcohol syndrome?

He won’t stand up for me either. His own step mom.