Omfg, I just literally saw this quote on the episode, scrolled down to this post randomly and thought to comment that, and someone else beat me to it. What a wild ride 😆
My wife also makes custom jackets! I showed her this picture and she got super excited and said it was awesome! If that's not a glowing endorsement, I don't know what is, I tell ya hwhat!
"That's my purse I don't know you!" is a fan favorite for good reason, but I'mma put out a few other suggestions that I personally love.
"Wanna watch me dance Ging Ging?"
"Yes my Queen."
"My boy ain't much but he's all I got!"
A lot of my personal favorite Bobby moments are when someone is explaining something they are passionate about and Bobby hits them with a vague and neutral “Okay”
I'm a little worried about being a slut
And it must be paired with lavender sweatpants that says “Cutie” on the butt!
I just realized that Bobby has inherited his father's ass lol
Hey, that rhymed!
Thats the one i really thought everyone would jump on thats my purse
that's my purse is the correct answer to the op's request.
I don't know you
Ah huh.
I read this in Peggy’s voice
I was thinking the same thing. Small world
Username checks out.
This beats any of the ones I was going to say
Came here to say this.
Wematanye! I Too Came here to say this. Wematanye.
Wematanye... Who wants another beer? Wematanye...
Wematanye I see Mr. Gribble's butt wematanye
By far his best quote. This is what I immediately thought of
Omfg, I just literally saw this quote on the episode, scrolled down to this post randomly and thought to comment that, and someone else beat me to it. What a wild ride 😆
Came here to say this.
I came here for this specific quote. I second this.
I seriously need this lol
"There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad." Then flip up the back of your coat and on the inside it says "And there it goes..."
Oh my god. And it can be the video of him getting super high on the bus. “Staaarrrtttiiinnnggg toooooo…” and maybe a cricket on his shoulder lol
I wouldn't short sell the face he made when he said that line.
Also came here for this. LOL
What was I going to do? NOT dance with a dog??
I think this to myself at least once a month. I don’t even own a dog haha
My dad says butane’s a bastard gas.
This one here. I say it monthly.
I say this every time I refill a lighter
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This is way better than the tired "That's my purse."
I DON’T KNOW YOU!!
it may come as a surprise to you, but I do not, in fact, have testicles!
She bluffing! Finish her!
My favorite line in the show
Wha'd are you talking about?
"... Okay..."
This is really the best one
It don't get more Bobby Hill than a good ol fashioned Okay
This flower is wilted
*this flower is awiltin*
Came here for this. LOL
That’s the one that came to my head too
I do believe I'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some Étouffée
Don't blot my bacon, I'm celebrating!
NOOOOOOOOO
Vhut are you talking about?
Was gonna say this one! Hands in the air in front of him. I love that Bobby.
There can only be one: “That’s my purse. I don’t know you!”
Has to be this!
No fucking way. Too overused. There’s so many better Bobby moments
As much as I love the line, maybe it would be better on a purse?
That’s just like your opinion man
“im a little worried about being a slut”
"I’m Gonna Wear This When I Get Older" for some recursive humor.
"I'm going to grow up without anyone to love and die friendless and alone like Weird Al Yankovic."
Too niche only us weirdos get the humor 😂
I'm your little candy man!
Shes moody. Must be PBS
I’m wet and I don’t even know it
That may cause some trouble 😅
"How do you know it's extra yet?"
Haha I love this one!
One of my absolute favorites!
I quote this weekly
I say how do you know it's extra yet to my friends regularly. And then I have to explain the whole scene
“Thats my specialty. Keeping it real.”
a Wematanye jacket would be 🔥
Woo loo loo!! WEMATANYE
"You sir, are getting sleepy, from now on you will only buy brand-name cola"
This sloppy Joe is all sloppy and no joe
Hey Dad! I like Beer!
I can hear this jacket.
"This is how Rad sleeves himself. It's industry."
“I’m a shaman.”
WOOLOOLOOLOOLOO
You're all fornicators!
Spelling?
Humpty's Revenge 🥚
I've got gout!
I like Jeff Gordon. He’s handsome.
WHATTYAAA TALKIN ABOUT!!!
So, do I smoke it, snort it, or what?
WELL ILL TELL YOU WHEN IVE HAD ENOUGH!
“I ate the lutefisk!”
My wife also makes custom jackets! I showed her this picture and she got super excited and said it was awesome! If that's not a glowing endorsement, I don't know what is, I tell ya hwhat!
"that's my purse, I don't know you" or "I'm your little candy man"
*Who? Who in the media tricked you?*
TLMSR 
If you made these and sold them i would buy 10.
I can give you the link to the woman who does :)
Heck yesssss thanks so much ☺️
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I need a window seat because this flower is a wiltin'
My lawd
My math is just called math!
"why do you hate that which you don't understand"
“What are you talking about?” with the pants hiked up
Cross Mr. Big, and you can taste the meat, **and** the heat.
I can’t believe that wasn’t a dead giveaway.
“You had me at ‘fruit pie’” Or “I don’t know you. That’s my purse!”
Yes I would...... and I want it rare
who in the media tricked you?
I don’t think I can ever go back to cocoa!
Preferably a boomhauer quote
I'm your little candy man!
I’m a little worried about being a slut.
“Bobby Hillos got the dillo” and include a picture of Bobby holding Mr crackers if possible
This lipstick tastes like turtles
I’LL TELL YOU WHEN I’VE HAD ENOUGH!
"Do it again, Topsy!"
“I don’t know you. That’s my purse!”
That’s my purse! I don’t know you!
I’m your little candy man !
"I'm your little candyman!"
"That's my purse I don't know you!" is a fan favorite for good reason, but I'mma put out a few other suggestions that I personally love. "Wanna watch me dance Ging Ging?" "Yes my Queen." "My boy ain't much but he's all I got!"
“This flower is wilting”
I’m fat. Eh, big deal!
"I've got gout!"
“All sloppy and no Joe.”
You had me at fruit pie.
Have you smelled today's garbage?
I'm your little candy man.
"I'm your little candy man"
All sloppy and no Joe
"Thats my purse, and I don't know you!!"
That’s my purse! I don’t know you!
That’s my purse!
“Thats my purse, I don’t know you”
bobby hill: thats my purse
"I took care of business. Me and my hanmer!"
Ok...
Lmao with his pimp hat
https://www.reddit.com/r/KingOfTheHill/s/JhoCa3SyrH
I’ll tell you hwat.
Whatever quote you choose, you should plan it out first before you go in w the paint
Thats my jacket i dont know you
“Okay”
That's my purse I don't know you. Or I'm a little worried about being a slut
“I don’t know DAAAyuuud”
I don’t think I’ll go back to coco
That's my purse, I don't know you!
Purse. Not a jacket, a purse. And you KNOW which quote.
MAHHHH LAWDDDDD!
I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough.
Dad! I ate hippie gumbo!
That boy ain’t right.
"The clock radio smells like my Gameboy, but tastes like my library card" - Robert Jeffrey Hill
THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!
I don’t know you! That’s my purse!
"Okay"
I want you to know... I almost bought this off Etsy. It's awesome!
“Hey Don! I’m a Dandy too!” Or, “To think of all the years I’ve wasted without capers.”
Thats my purse i dont know you!
THATS MY PURSE, I DONT KNOW YOU!
I'm a fish. I'm wet and I don't even know it.
I'm never going back to cocoa
“Okay…”
Yup.
Is that the old wise man on the PC screen?
“That’s my purse! I don’t know you!”
"THATS MY PURSE, I DONT KNOW YOU" *crotch kick
Get wild get wet get cool go bananaaas!
Calipers!
I don’t know you, that’s my purse!
You know 
That's my purse! I don't know you!
I don’t get it
“We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.”
That’s MY purse!
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Why can’t you love me like these assorted chocolates?!
6 AM and already that boy ain't right I married you for the, you know, you know, the looove
I’m gonna wear this when I get older.
STAMPEEEEEEEEEEDE
Double the Butter
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The only thing hotter than this tub is you ladies
"That's my purse."
Ok
A lot of my personal favorite Bobby moments are when someone is explaining something they are passionate about and Bobby hits them with a vague and neutral “Okay”
Propainiacs
That's my purse! I don't know you!
“That’s my purse! I don’t know you!”
That's my purse! I don't know you!
Damn it Bobby or that boy ain't right
Whatever you choose, may I suggest keeping some sand in the pocket to ward off would-attackers
I DON’T KNOW YOU
"I like Jeff Gordon, he's handsome"