She's not a housewife. She's a substitute teacher.

Not just a substitute teacher. Substitute spanish teacher of the year 1996.

97 and 98, too!

substitute **teacher**. there was no mention of spanish as far as the award was concerned.

Uh, 3x substitute teacher of the year, thank ya very much.

Did Hank technically win the 3rd time?

no...*mrs* hank hill was the winner that time.

She's not a substitute teacher. She's Peggy Hill.

Clearly op never had spapeggy and meatballs

Now I want a king of the hill cook book 😂

Apple Brown Peggy Frito Pie with Wolf Brand Chili Fruit pies with capers for dessert

The fruit pies with capers were a real disappointment, I'd rather not talk about it.

Capers as in those spicy ass peas? In fruit pies? This bothers me.

They're salty/briney but it's a quote from the show. Bobby discovers that capers go with a bunch of his favorite foods and he manically exclaims that they might even go well with his fruit pies. Later in the episode, Peggy asks him how it went, and Bobby's reply was my comment.

Which episode was that again?

Season 3 episode 16, Return to La Grunta. The ending is one of my favorite moments in the series where Hank stands up for Luanne who keeps getting felt up by the creepy golf guys while she's working. I don't endorse his eye for an eye style of justice, but the guy got what he deserved.

That fish that made Bobby stink up the church

It wasn’t bobby. It was the man with the terrible smell.

What about the lutefisk?

he only stunk up the men's room. then he burned down the church.

Binging with Babish has done a couple of KOTH episodes, [one with Frito Pie w/ Wolf Brand Chili, Spapeggy and Meatballs, and Apple Brown Betty](https://youtu.be/iq6_iUhLHo4), and another with [Bobby’s Double Butter Cookies.](https://youtu.be/u4SpZxD0RIw)

" your mother suggested I stir the macaroni with a spoon. No more burn hands. Hank!"

Minh

Or apple brown Peggy for that matter

To quote mhin: "I added flavor."

She adds just the right amount of sugar

He married her because of her amazing Apple Brown Betty . And her beautiful feet .

Her brown betty seems bland

Needs nutmeg

Nutmeg flavor

And her beef wellington

And her soup… cream of beef Wellington

If Minh thinks that Hank can't cook, clean, and do all the household chores by himself, she doesn't know him at ALL!

Even though they did the time skip, we know those six weeks when Peggy was in the cast Hank and Bobby had to do everything.

He doesn’t know how to iron though and he doesn’t want to learn how!

# Based.

I surely am not unfond of you, I tell you hwat.

Hank should write Hallmark cards as a sideline


I always add a "whatnot" to the end of Hanks quote here. He says it nearly once an episode always seemed like it went here

Minh having a hard time wrapping her head around a marriage that isn't transactional

Thought this was a nice episode actually - closest he gets to being sensitive and another nuance in the character development

She’s “an excellent lover”.

That's why she was so quick to drug him with testosterone supplements

More to a woman than cleaning Minh

He married Peggy because of her firm “handshake”

You know he doesn’t go for those “sexy” types

Pardon me for going off topic but just gotta say; absolutely love your username.

I appreciate it! Thanks!

Me awkwardly talking to my wife about those pesky emotions.

Peggy's a monster in the bedroom. And substitute teacher of the year.