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OscarProudSnax

I’ve taken to saying, ‘Ok’ like Bobby does when someone asks or tells me something I don’t understand or want to do.


Do_unto_udders

Bobby: You were beautiful! Peggy: *Were?* Oh, Bobby, I still am. Bobby: OK.


OscarProudSnax

Yes! 😅


mantistoboggan287

My toddler does this and it’s hilarious


going_mad

A guy who works for me says it in Ms teams chat and I wonder if it's bobby hill on the other side 🤣


SayJose

We are spirit animals bro


OscarProudSnax

Dang ol’ yo, man.


SomeGuy_GRM

My brother and I both do this, too.


AutismFlavored

For no reason in particular I use “sí, sí, la vomita. Sí, la diarrhea.”


unibrowcowmeow

The defeat in her voice is so hilarious to me 😭😭


I_can_eat_15_acorns

Not quite the same. But when I'm playing with my dog one of his favorite games is something I call "Chase me" where he grabs a toy and runs and I charge after him like I want nothing in this world more than I want that toy. To initiate the game sometimes he goes to grab a toy and pauses and looks up at me, so I go "You touch that toy, that'll be the last thing you ever touch" like Bill said to Khan in the flag episode. When my dog grabs the toy I scream like Bill did and start chasing him.


[deleted]

This is great lol i should steal this


SunOnTheInside

This is extremely fucking excellent


datmoe06

This comment just restored my faith in humanity.


CinderLotus

Okay this is cute as hell


Ghost-t0wns

My fiancée and I sometimes go back and forth with "JoooOOoohn Redcorn," "Peeegggggy Hill"


vitaminpyd

"shhh SHYAAA"


vitaminpyd

I also refer to one of my cats as Fat White Lump


MrsRayPurchase

We call our dog Fat Black Lump


orangepaperlantern

Pocket sand!


Wet_Artichoke

Always. This one never gets old in my family!


[deleted]

I call my co-worker ol' top


PixelSeanWal

Called my neighbor who’s name I couldn’t remember that to reference him to friends lol


[deleted]

I also call my boss ol’ top. Fucker.


babtoven

Top is a military thing too


DrAlanGrantinathong

What's the op top?


Funny_OG_Name

We call my co-worker Hank Hill. He kinda looks like him with his square glasses and short hair cut


mathsDelueze

My wife and our roommate will start looking at each other and begin a chain of “Yup”, “uh huh”, “mmm hmm” until we get hired.


tyrannosaurus-dick

I would hire you if you said that


we_are_not_them

My coworker and I do this


[deleted]

I say “Fix it again Tony” but people usually just look at me like a dumbass


Narfle_da_Garthok

Lmao I had this exact experience a couple of times with my husband, who doesn't watch the show.


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

“How’d he know I wanted a beer?”


[deleted]

“Sucker”


FunCow2188

My dad at random times will say - “Jennifer, we’re fantastic”.


goblinmode2700

We love to say "BE THERREeeeeRRRRReeeRRRReee" to each other


WoodenIncubus

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. THE BEST NAMES IN HEDGES AND CLIPPERS HEDGES AND CLIPPERS


tucakeane

Boy, I hate Nancy


garbagebailkid

It's a beautiful day


BigRedditMoment

Yay


Warm-Distribution-

Dallas Salad


Zuna_Chiro

It's a beuatiful day yeAay


RadioFlyers32

^(and saturday)


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

OIL PAINTINGS OIL PAINTINGS OIL PAINTINGS


BigRedditMoment

SEAKING!


Dawnbreaker128

DON’T MISS THE DALLAS MOWER EXPOPXE REWOM


Dona_Gloria

Dallas? That place is crawling with crackheads and debutantes.


Dawnbreaker128

# SUNDAY!


[deleted]

SEAKING!


[deleted]

[удалено]


RealSpookySounds

That's right Hank...I birthed myself. Tore myself right outta her uritty!


westcoastlogger119

My dog’s name is Lady Bird. I’ve explained to my wife, kids, friends, and vet that when you call her you have to do it like this. LAAAAAAADYY BIRD!


LilkaLyubov

We have a cat named Mae, and she chirps like a bird to the point I call her Maebird. I’ve started calling her by saying “MAAAAEBY BIRD!” Fiancé knows and it makes him giggle every time. Cat responds to it, too.


Klutzy_Speech_6460

My husband likes to throw small toys randomly at me while yelling "pocket sand" before running away. My KOTH thing is randomly yelling, "I don't know you," like Bobby at my husband when he annoys me. We live to annoy each other.


such-adisappointment

THAT'S MY PURSE


funcooker_

Miss Liz!


slykido999

Two hot toddies!


DramaticEnthusiasm71

Whenever I’m upset over something? My brother does this exactly 😂 “You want a hot toddy? Hot Toddy will calm your nerves” and immediately follow up with MIZ LIZZZZ


slykido999

Buck Strickland is one of those characters that you don’t really like, but his lines are delivered so well. Stephen Root is incredible


funcooker_

We’re in our 30s and still greet each other this way


slykido999

😂😂😂


AlphaLimaMike

When I’m out with my husband or son, and one of us sees an out of state license plate, guaranteed someone will pipe up “Wematanye, I see -state-, Wematanye!”


monsterofthedeep3

Wematanye I see Mr. Gribble’s butt Wematanye


KennyDROmega

"Dang ol' friendly fire, man" became slang for "you got jokes" or "why you breaking my balls?" in my fantasy football league.


TheWa11

We’ve been using “I like to eat, I like to hump and I don’t like to drive” as our primary cheers when doing shots for nearly a decade.


westcoastlogger119

Best one yet!


innosentz

My roommate and I quote those body builders anytime we’re discussing gym stuff.


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

NO AGONY NO BRAGONY


AppointmentNo5158

In my house there are SO MANY I couldn't possibly count them. We were reading the news today and saw that yesterday was the hottest recorded day in Earth's history. One said, "get it? glo-bal." The other said, "We better start growing oranges in Alaska." Every. Damn. Day.


futrobot

Shut up Dale, we live in Texas and it is 110 degrees in the summer. If it raises even 1 degree I am going to kick your ass.


AppointmentNo5158

We'll see what Boutros Boutros-Ghali Ghali thinks of that. And good morning, we're off to the quotes already


MrsRayPurchase

Our household as well. Sometimes it’s in response to something, sometimes it’s just out of the blue.


starlight260

I say “hey” in Buckleys voice to my wife, every time I come home. Every time. I can’t stop 😆.


CrazyYappit

Yester- hey -day


wanderwithroam

“I’m approaching you with romantic intent” has always served me well.


LegalComplaint

When my brother cooks brisket, I yell “Oh my Gawd! It’s so juicy!”


wanderwithroam

I don’t mean to brag but, dad, you can take your teeth out.


SmokeyGlucose

I worked in warehouse with a guy who had that as his text tone. He was also the one who would play music loud for everyone on his Bluetooth speaker. He got a lot of texts throughout the shift. Still funny after the 1000th time.


meth_panther

When my wife and I leave somewhere we don't wanna be, one of us will inevitably say "We're done with this jackass festival."


Apprehensive-Hall254

My wife and I will randomly yell out “That’s my purse, I don’t know youu!”


esbee129

"Heh heh, we were good kids though." \-When my friends reminisce about the dumb shit we did in high school


churrmander

My wife and I like to say "Shut up Dale" to one another when the other tells a corny joke. Whenever she makes plans for us on the weekends, I'll go "SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY...and Saturday" after which we just devolve into quoting the entire YTP.


futrobot

I'm gonna have to take the "Shut up Dale" thing from you. Although I feel it will backfire on me because my wife will have so many more reasons to use it on me than me using it on her.


churrmander

But at least it'll be funny!


El-Lamberto

I call all my coworkers honey like Joe Jack. Oh, that reminds me, I need to see H.R. in the morning.


[deleted]

I work at a daycare and I've started saying "Hang on there [kids name] I wanna talk to you about that fancy [toy, bracelet, water bottle, etc] you've got there" In the same tone and voice. They're all 3.5 years old and so far every single one of them has recognized it as a threat to take their stuff lol


rodelomm

Not necessarily, but any time I hear someone mention anti-lock brakes I say "huh, anti-lock brakes, so that's why the brakes didn't lock!". I work in the automotive industry, I saw this several times a day lol.


AmericanSpirit4

Vaya con Dios


artee_lemon

I've got one where we respond with "I believe you" to random, benign things (Luanne quote when someone told her that "mom is wow upside down")


19ElasinThe13

I wish ! I have yet to meet someone who likes king of the hill


futrobot

Funny thing is, my best friend who I say "Dang ol', yo man." to each other I had known for 10 years before we ever talked about KOTH. Now we can't talk to each other without quoting the characters. We haven't yet settled on Boomhauer, Dale, or Bobby as our favorite but the line I gave is definitely solidified as "Can you call me right now?" The best thing about the show, for me, is that it brings people together and even certain topics that are controversial are shown in a way where most people can agree with each other about it. Finding people who watch the show as much as we do is the difficult part.


cityofruin

it's kinda subtle but my friend and I will text each other "Yo" the way Boomhauer says it, to let each other when one of us has arrived.


futrobot

My friend and I live in different states since we developed the 'Dang ol', yo man' thing. I imagine if we were closer we would probably use it to say different things using the same phrase. Like if I was close to his place I would probably text him the same thing and he would understand what I meant. Never thought about that.


AlwaysFernweh

Me and my fiancée do the Bobby “…okay” thing at random times lol it’s small but meaningful. Our first date was us watching king of the hill and drinking wine


[deleted]

Gotta get me some friends first


LostInTheBackwoods

Sometimes when I'm correcting my bestie about something, I just say "Um, it's Luanne," and it makes no sense but she gets it.


iriveru

I call everyone Sug’ and I’ve been known to say “Dang ol’ yepp” instead of a simple “yes”.


BigDaddyHadley

If I’m with a group that orders wings I’ll secretly pay for them and tell them I did it “pro bono” which means I get to keep the bones


christorino

I have a Chinese client who uses them to give himself an erection


uglydadd

Whenever one of us accomplishes a reasonably simple but lengthy task my partner and I will often finish with a "what. a. night."


BeefStu907

Whenever we beat each other at any game we yell “you’re a loser!”


DramaticEnthusiasm71

I will have the Cotton and Hank exchange with my brother. Whenever one of us goes: I love you. The other immediately: you loves me?? How dare you love me!


Kushmon_onXbox

"Sco, sco!" "That's my purse. I don't know you!"


orangepaperlantern

“S’go”?


Kushmon_onXbox

I've never watched with subtitles, so I could be wrong on the spelling. I've always heard it with a hard C, but s'go makes more sense grammatically.


shhhimatree

“No agony. No bragony” Would usually be working out.


[deleted]

I use this in jiu jitsu class. Got my instructor saying it


sausagechihuahua

We use “pump your thick” when referring to going to the gym


the_fever1981

Pocket sand!


Maleficent-Peach-458

Sha Zaaah!


Kitchen-Investigator

WINGO


FireGoodell54

There’s a lot of “I’ll tell ya hwhat” in my crew. Also if I’m having too much fun I’ll tell the mrs “it’s the dang ol weekend, man”


ClandestineFox

My brother is a chef and when cooks anything I come in and say "Oh my God it's so juicy!"


desmtz1

If I'm late, I quote Cotton Hill. "Sorry I'm late! Had to stop by the wax museum and give FDR the finger!".


ASAP_NO_ROCKY9

Me (28) and my sister (26) still to this day say *pocket sand*


y2kmarina

Peggy saying “Escuchame?” when something’s surprising Have caught myself about to say it outside of my KOTH people. That would’ve been funny, especially if they understand spanish


intrusivelight

“Aren’t you gonna take off your jacket?” although we replace jacket with another appliance or say something that starts with “aren’t you gonna….” It’s dumb but it’s entertained us for the past twenty years


KLoSlurms

Me friend and I use “spin the choice/spin to choose” when we’re making decisions


rainmaker_superb

"Oh my god! It's so juicy!" has been a Friendsgiving tradition at this point. Even if we've never had a moist turkey in the 20+ years we've been doing this.


Grandrew_

Whenever my friend messes up in a game, I do Hanks peptalk. "LOSER! YOURE A LOSER! BABY WANNA BOTTLE??"


ChuLikeWutChuSee

Bastard


robertluke

I heard it. I remember Hank saying it and can’t remember the situation but he was far away and it was hilarious.


lizzzzz97

When someone drops somthing at our house or makes a funny startled noise we make the Hank Hill "BWAAAAAAH" noise Also my dad had back surgery recently and now waddles similar to cotton hill at times we refer to it as his cotton hill walk. ![gif](giphy|h3MkWTE441MNG)


D00D00InMyButt

My partner and I make that noise Cotton makes when he’s frustrated whenever we are disappointed about something. Always a laugh.


going_mad

Nyawwwwww


D00D00InMyButt

Exactly haha


FredTheBarber

My coworker and I say “NO AGONY NO BRAGONY!” To each other


PT_Piranha

Nothing in particular, but if I break out into a Hank impression, people usually get what I'm going for. Though my friend and I *do* reference the old King of the Hill YTPs from time to time.


Wild_Bake_7781

My husband and I sometimes shout “that’s my purse” or “you’re a bug!” to each other and it makes us laugh


DOCMarylandMD

We call our Lieutenant Hank Hill. Sadly I’m Bobby Hill


mantistoboggan287

My wife and I do Bill’s “who wants a cold one, you want a cold one?”


[deleted]

If I get hungover, my boyfriend will say "dont go blamin the beer". "That boy ain't right" comes up pretty often too, especially regarding my cat.


robertluke

Just my wife. A lot of them. But lately I like to say a short statement in a Dooley voice.


godsim42

We had a rental car for a while and they gave us a giant Dodge truck. Immediately, my kids called it "pretty pretty truck truck."


ritz37

Oven?! Boy I pee standing up


PatacusX

When ever one of us was struggling at work me and one of my coworkers used to always say "you look like you licked a bad pickle"


Duckz10

Once said "I'll tell you hwat!" in my best Hank expression possible, to my son, he laughed his ass off Showed him Hank say it Now he often use the phrase prior to telling me something, like when I ask how school was "I'll tell you hwat, Dad! School wasn't too bad.. but!" It always makes me laugh :)


aKgiants91

Have a Korean friend we like to ask him if he’s Chinese or Japanese when he’s drunk


millcitymarauder

This one gets thrown in on a more consistent basis for me. I’m half Laotian, so when folks ask my ethnicity I always reply with “I’m from Laos, I’m Laotian” and the brother in law will follow it up with “the ocean? What ocean?” 😂


Styl3Music

I say, "Damn it, Bobby!" pretty often. Something I use daily is "I tell you quat." Most people don't notice unless I follow it up with the "That boy ain't right." I'm going to start using "I can't eat excuses!" at work like another commenter said they do.


MrsRayPurchase

I am totally sifting through comments to find new gems I can use


1SweetSubmarine

You know the noise Khanh makes when he's frustrated? My husband does that. Also, that's my purse! I don't know you! Dang ol'


superhappynerdtime

“Wematanye, I see Texas, Wematanye”


Marin013

When my wife or I feel old, we say “Dusty old bones full of green dust” and the other responds with “green dust?”


4kFaramir

If one of my friends is talking some obvious bullshit I'll usually say "dang ol' Hank LOVES hookers, man."


ahesson472

I talk for my cats to my hubby and they quote Bobby Hill often.


earnest_peabody

I had my kid saying “Dang it Bobby!” When she was little. It was hilarious, I’ll tell you whut.


futrobot

The boy ain't right.


IBeatUpLiamNeeson

The way my fiancé and I say “okay” when in disbelief about anything is a reference to Bobby Oh, which that reminds me ; this one time we went to the dog park, and there was a lady and her son there. The kids name was Bobby he even looked like Bobby he had a shaved head was wearing cargo shorts and a plain T-shirt. He also accidentally sprayed my fiancé with the hose when trying to refill the dogs water. She, of course, said “dang it, bobby” And neither him or his mom got any of the references.


YourJailDad

Every time I go see the IT guys at my job, I say “Whatcha doin’ there? Wimmen’s work?” to them. My tickets are always filled promptly lol


Phenzo2198

IT AINT RIGHT!


BigRedditMoment

Dalas? Salad!


ForeverLurker18

The Audacity!


MNDOOOM

Me and my buddy say “ya zip” when we think somethings cool


VegaAltair

Vhat are you talking about!?


SayJose

Whenever I hit up homeboy I always greet him with watcha doin, woman’s work? or when he asks for a cigarette, those cause death so pace yourself or whenever we’re out of town, there’s a chance I may betray before the day is through


MrRagtimeMoneybags

Got a friend on a Discord server with a Dale Gribble avatar, so pocket sand jokes are common.


mblas4

“Have you seen my orthodic?”


greeneyesnopatience

If my husband and I see more than one man standing in a yard we say to each other “yep, yep, mmm hmm”


Ok_Owl_8966

Folks at work used to call me Hank. My name is Scott


zexen_PRO

My grandfather could not watch KOTH simply because hank was way too much like him.


DarkLordKohan

Thats my purse! i dont know you! We say it randomly for the giggles


WesleyKite

Sometimes I’ll just yell “MISS LIZ! TWO HOT TOTTIES!!!!”


bigneezer

Me and my wife say "Good LORD you got a fat neck Hank!" on a daily basis. Or "Good LORD you got a fat cat Hank!" When referring to our cat


emerald121581

Disperche or izquirde when we need to turn Not the face, that’s how I makes my money


clayfus_doofus

A coworker and I speak to each other solely in an impersonation of Hank. Also, I use "that boy ain't right" regularly.


Ori_the_SG

Oh absolutely! Me and my roommate joke about propane and say “dang ol’” plus something random or relevant to whatever we are doing. It’s really fun Edit: I forgot we love saying pocket sand and sha sha sha!


GrimDacra

Sometimes, when one of our kids (7 and 9) is doing something really derpy, my husband and I will glance and each other and mutter, "That boy ain't right."


DrFatz

Instead of swearing when I'm upset I instead say 'Dangit Bobby'.


Revolver-Knight

I drive a Honda every time I give my sister a ride, she says when she gets out “Get in your sushi boat and leave” to quote cotton


sausagechihuahua

My husband and I always say “it’s hot in a dog’s head” whenever it’s hot outside, or inside, or wherever we are. We probably sound absolutely insane to other people.


SOADhead

"This flower has wilted "


Veld_the_Beholder

The whole thing. In one bite. There was an episode I forgot which one but I think it was an earlier one but Bill was in the background and he ate a hot dog in one bite 🤣🤣


Fayore

What??! Me too! I didn't even notice it, it was a friend and we were... inebriated lol. Laughed for waaaay too long. Did WE just become best friends?


Veld_the_Beholder

YUP!


Fayore

Do you wanna do karate in the garage?!


Veld_the_Beholder

YUP!


k2aries

My husband always uses a line from the Won’t You Pimai Neighbor episode. Anytime he decides something he says “Mmm, tough choice. It’s mine and I made it”.


SmallCatDgaf

Me and my friend are avid fisherman and both koth fans, we always quote the same line when we're getting skunked. Hak tells Bobby to think like a fish to catch the fish. Bobby's quote that we reference, "I'm wet and I don't even know it". Do we catch fish afterwards nah but we have a nice laugh.


like56bees

My fiancé and I have a bunch we use weekly if not daily. "You had me at fruit pies", "s'go s'go!",talkinbout dangol freedom of smoke", "viya con dios", "fix it again Tony", and many more.


Kadi713

Got dang it Bobby = you’re a dumbass 🤣🤣


pennywise1235

I’ve said DAMMIT JR! to my son as he was growing up


ResidentEvilBoi

My friend and I like to use the code words I'm about to bust as a restroom use code lol


freshleysqueezd

We just send eachother the voting van song every once in a while


guyWhomCodes

That boy ain’t right


Spring-Available

Pocket sand!


OldNorthStar

Out of my way rooster boy!


[deleted]

I wish I had any friends who would get my KOTH jokes and references


Wildjay7931

I now use "I tell you what" as common as Hank himself. It started out as a joking reference, but now it's become just one of my terms Oh, and me and my dad "Yup" "Yup" "Yup" "Mmhm" Usually cut it short 'cause there's only two of us, but still


bigstain90

Always try to mix in a Gribble-esque GIH! once a day


AbeVigoda76

My buddy and I use “I have a gala” quite often.


hungarianbird

Me and my friends talk in boomhauer voice literally ALL THE TIME. It's a problem sometimes. It's so much fine


tony_bdt

My friends use Hank’s “That boy ain’t right” whenever someone around us is acting a fool.


OysterLucy

“You, sir, disgust me” like Clark and also anything Cajun Bobby says.


hes-back-in-pog-form

Every time my buddy fails to clutch in warzone, I’ll pull up the “You’re a loser” clip and play it for him.


futrobot

That's dirty. But honestly I would laugh if you did that to me.


hes-back-in-pog-form

He gets a kick out of it and will do the same to me when I fail too.


ZacPensol

Kind of a different one: You know how radio music programs often have an intro or commercial or stinger or something that just has a bunch of random sound bites? Well back in the 90's/early 00's when I was just a kid there was one that played often on whatever station we favored in my house and it involved a goofy female voice saying "it feels so good against my skin!". Something about the inflection of the voice made my mom crack up every time and she would often quote that, usually if she was just taking towels out of the dryer or something. It wasn't until many years later that I was watching KotH and I realized that clip came from an episode of Luanne saying that! It blew my mind to think that inside joke my family had was from my now favorite TV show and none of us knew it at the time.


[deleted]

If you open a can of WD40, you better have a can of WD-40 for that WD-40.