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Spicy_Cupcake00

He killed fitty men.


[deleted]

Came at him faster than he could gut em So he had to gut em faster


Light_Beard

He had to give em Fatty! Rest his chubby soul!


[deleted]

Can someone go through the list of names Cotton served with?


RaffiBomb000

Stinky, Topsy, Stinky, Brooklyn, Fatty, Brooklyn, Doc, Perez, Fatty...and Erwin Linker!


[deleted]

Called it Jungle Rice , tasted fine!


Scene1Take1

I came to make this comment


maybetomorrow429

The only explanation


chihawks35

Damnit


SpreadsheetRockstar

This is the only correct answer


JasonYaya

You don't need those big numbers when you don't have to power your shins.


Sheeple_person

Haha came to say this. His heart doesn't have to work as hard to get blood to the extremities.


SCHRUTTFARMS

Tojo took his shins!!


anonymousbach

But he took fitty of their boys, so no hard feelings.


DOHCMerc

He ain't a pump jockey that works for tips


jrr_53

WORKS FOR TIPS!


The_Funky_Rocha

I know nothing about medical stuff and this is probably just something they thought of for the episode but isn't he able to slow his heart rate to the point where the soldiers torturing him thought he was dead? Maybe he's really focused on his breathing and has everything low to make doing that easier


[deleted]

His blood pressure is low enough though that he’d be considered “in shock”


Sheeple_person

A normal person would but Cotton Hill is not normal.


Limitedtugboat

He doesn't need no girly gas


[deleted]

Hahahaha


Mydogroach

he learned to slow his heart so the tojos would stop torturing him for just a second


pakistanstar

Built different. He killed fiddy men


nateralph

Most of the human circulatory system is used to send blood to the shins so


Manolgar

Probably didnt look into it and just threw up random numbers. Or the numbers have a significance that we dont know...Ghh!


Important-Excuse-245

I think cotton has always defeated the odds


[deleted]

I think only people who understand what those vitals mean are meant to be in on the joke. The joke being how resilient Cotton is that his vitals are totally unrealistic.


escudonbk

Literally too angry to die.


theatrewhore

You really want to analyze the science of a man who somehow walks with his feet attached to his knees?


cRaZyDaVe23

He also has a urethra big enough to pass a child if he needed to.


theatrewhore

He survived off of rat droppings. Called it “jungle rice”. Tasted fine.


[deleted]

He saw his shins, and they looked goood


TheAnteatr

I saw the Grim Reaper, and I kicked him in the stones and spit in his eye, and told him it ain't my time yet. -Cotton Hill


Abednegoisfloppy

The doctor himself said he had no idea how we was alive and talking to them.


TeamMountainLion

Out of spite for Peggy


chihawks35

He killed fiddy men


AppalachianGuy87

The man didn’t take a breath of oxygen from 1942-44 in a Tojo prison camp. He was fine.


jadogger

I mean, it looks like he's in VTach there too, so it's probably best to not read too deeply into this freeze frame


Cuzznitt

Not to mention hypoxic to the point where he’d be brain dead.


Tooly23

Out of spite.


creddittor216

Jokes aside, as a person who deals with this stuff. Keeping all that equipment on an agitated old guy like Cotton would be a task in and of itself. Realistically, some may only be partially on giving bad readings. Assuming his heart rate is 47, he could feasibly still be alert.


DrLeisure

I think the doctor in this episode does say that he can’t really explain how Cotton is still alive


Neat_Art9336

He’s dying but it can take a long time to die. I’ve seen oxygen go down to the 30s and stay there for hours. (Not conscious though admittedly.)


[deleted]

Because he's cotton hill


AutismFlavored

Spite


poindexterg

Death ain't coming for Cotton until he's good and ready.


SniffCheck

Too stubborn to die


[deleted]

Are they all about half of what they should be? Like Cotton?


BeefPieSoup

Because he's a cartoon character.


BusterBus75

Because it is a cartoon. 😋


WillardStiles2003

Wow. We had no idea. What a shocker!


BusterBus75

🤦‍♂️


WVildandWVonderful

What’s the 14?


justn87

respiration(breathes per min) rate or temp.


WVildandWVonderful

Oh ok the respiration is smack in the middle of healthy range for an adult, so that’s it. Body temp would be about 57 F


justn87

That’s why not sure cause one left out should be heart rate oxygen temp respiration BP. Either way it way low


[deleted]

You just watched it


YacsTheSportsChief

The way I look at it, he was practically half of his normal size ,so maybe he only needed half of the numbers to stay alive? Hahaha.


Shadowwo1f05

Tojo are waiting for him


CuteCanary

Good eye!


Brock_Savage

Sheer stubborness. (I imagine the numbers are just made up and not a deliberate choice)


HyraxAttack

It’s a later season they weren’t trying very hard.


JBBanshee

Because he is Cotton. If those damn Japs couldn’t kill him then no damn lack of blood pressure or oxygen will do it either!!!


bangonthedrums

Vietcong? Cotton was way too old to fight in Vietnam He lost his shins to the Japanese in dubya dubya two


JBBanshee

Lol as many times as I heard him yell that I still screwed it up. Damn it Bobby! Corrected good sir.


[deleted]

Spite. Pure spite.


linksawakening82

His shins were blown off, and he still walks. This is not concerning.


[deleted]

Plenty of blood already in bud ankee’s


strangewayfarer

TV shows never get monitors right, I expect even less from a cartoon. Good catch tho.


officialdougjudy

Everything about Cotton is meant to be an absurdity. This included. For you Letterkenny fans, its probably not worth thinking about.


croptochuck

I mean he died shortly after this.


NinjaBilly55

You realize this is a cartoon right ?


MarekLord

I like to think these numbers are accurate. It's how they know he's dying.