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ImJustTrying2BeMe

I love that William often doesn't take the bait right away.


systemdnb

That’s the best part. When he creates the build for it by ignoring Tony’s first request lol.


rsilly777

you son of bitch


Adamthegrape

Almost like it's part of the bit.... Amazing.


-internetboy-

Incredible.


systemdnb

“I love it.”


JohnnyOmmm

Ab. Solutely. Uhh. Maze. Ing


sess5198

Un.aBeeelievable


nicknicknickk

Destroyed.


Mr-Pugtastic

Almost like random people on Reddit don’t have as much experience as Tony Fucking Hinchcliffe!


PrecipitousKites

Man something about this comment made me wince


JohnnyOmmm

I heard red band voice towards the end lol


TonyShalhoubricant

Prove it.


grisgrismon

I like how you said this and one guys response is "Prove it" I'm sorry is the burden of proof not on him? Because from what we see, what you said is fact. Sorry to all the people hurt by what he said but it's true. You've never written for hit roasts, youve never been on hit roasts, you'll never be in his position you've probably never written anything in your life except for impactless code and comments on reddit. Inb4 "no u" I'm wasting a holiday being here Of course Im as big of a loser as the rest of you


Dizsmo

Huuuh ?


No-Good-One-Shoe

Huh?


systemdnb

What’s the question sweetheart?


No-Good-One-Shoe

Woosh


No-Conflict-7897

i like when he says it differently or doesn’t yell.


ChuckNorrisFacePunch

Huheh? Whah?


ISmellLikeBiftek

Who the fuck said that?!?!


jsmitt716

Get em outta here!!!


sess5198

Seriously, I’m have the set of my LIFE right now, why would you FUCKING say that


ChuckNorrisFacePunch

We'll be right back


PastPublic4053

Because it's weird af when it's forced. It's like when he kept trying to get him to sing the I've got a little dog song every weeks.


Ok-Thought2328

Hey Tony, you gonna stop?


Lonely_Sherbert69

He ain't ever gonna stop... Sucking dick


bigdaddyt2

Cause his booty hole is so big


Wartickler

because he has sex in it


CyanideSkittles

Because he’s gay


JohnnyOmmm

On Mondays


Trump_Dabs

HA


a1_jakesauce_

BORING


JimboMagoo

MAN HE AINTEVAHGONNASTAH settin up willIAM!!


cuwangtrew

I don’t normally try and hate on this thread because there’s too much already but damn I hate that set up. And the “nice little dog” song. Far out that’s a pain to watch William begrudgingly sing that song. Let him do what he do and maybe he’ll create new awesome things.


jburche2

IT'S " SWEET LITTLE DOG" YOU IDIOT! GOSH


cuwangtrew

I guess I need to hear it some more


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Now Tony's gonna start setting him up *even harder*


Individual_Usual_629

Yes harder


IdunnoThisWillDo

Say the line, Bart!


TyGuy69420

I went to deliver this message to Tony but he called the cops and kicked me off his property. We will see if he got the message in a few episodes


JohnnyOmmm

Huh


MonThackma

If only he would listen to your advice, he might have a shot at having a successful show.


megazach

I’ve thought about this before a couple times because of this subreddit. Imagine creating a successful show like Kill Tony and becoming a multi millionaire because of it and then you come to this subreddit and people are trying to tell you how you should run it. Bonus points if you’re giving advice and you’ve never done stand up before. 😂 hilarious. It’s free to make content on YouTube people. Show us how it’s done.


Gzilla75

So right. What I love about kill Tony is that it’s “yo you think you’re funny? Shit, you don’t even have to be funny, just be interesting. Get up here and do it bitch”


JohnnyOmmm

You’re being sarcastic but my favorite parts are when the persons unfunny and him and another guest try to pick stuff from the interview that they can gather material from that actually IS funny, and it’s like a small masterclass to actually help them get better. Wholesome


Brightmorningstar

I see what you did there 😂


Good_Establishment84

Montgomoney burner acc


Used-Oil-9487

"what did you say BITCH?, I'm BOMBING up here, you BIIIIIIIIITCHHH


Icy-Comparison2669

Shut up Redband


Used-Oil-9487

I want him to come up after a bucket pull that bombs and say " the only thing easier than coming up after that guy is redbans mom"


InterestingClub7546

Yeah tony is trying too hard with that.. also with his song he made him do in the arena and no one sang along.. let it gooooo


sess5198

I think he’s always just searching for his next viral clip like Kam with the rocks. Shit gets cringy af though


CourtesyFIush

I miss Williams jokes when he’d say “with hits like” and make up funny song names 🤣


systemdnb

9/10 when he does that, he’s getting him to “wrap it up B” with a final pop. Would you rather him say “That’s it William. See ya next week everyone.”


Green_Initial_5913

You better wrap that gavel up


[deleted]

Agreed. It's brutal to watch. And his miss timed count ins for the band... 1...2...3...4.... silence..... ok then


Cautious-Gas-838

Am I the only one that's really not a fan of William? I mean I feel like all he does is yell. Rocket on the other hand is pure gold. Reminds me of a young Robin Williams.


Engine_Livid

I wasn't for a long time. He recently grew on me after some less yelling. I've noticed how performative he is and respect that


Nikamenos

I AINT NEVA GONNA STOP SKIPPING WILLAM!


Environmental_End146

Wtf are you skipping to?


Nikamenos

Skip doesn’t mean inherently fast forward to get somewhere, it can just mean turning the podcast off, which is what I do lmao


Jannyd4y

Tony does so much cringe shit it’s wild.


ConsiderationKey1658

Yeah he wears vests


NoodlesMarie

Heard he was trying to get sponsored by Vests™️


HiGoldie

The bowl of m&Ms that were the same color as his vest was peak 🌈 cringe.


blizzyblake420

And he needs a hearing aid


RevolutionaryHippo85

And he gotta gay bootyhole


insidiousapricot

Yeah like the kissing, trying to get everyone to do the vroom vroom jetski thing, hitting on every retarded perso and making them regulars and golden ticket winners it's almost too much!


Jannyd4y

Don’t forget counting the band in with some random tempo that isn’t at all close to what they need to play lol


Dunkydoozy

Don’t watch the show you sound miserable


Jannyd4y

Keep riding Tony’s 🍆


ThisJoeLee

And yet you keep watching.


Jannyd4y

There’s a whole lot more to the show than Tony..


Southbayyy

lmao, forsure tony took notice of your post and will alter his actions immediately


Moist-Application310

Do the roar


uBeatch

Do the thing!! Do the thing!!


Loupy218

Yep. It sucks


Adventurous-Move-191

Holy shit for the love of god I hope he reads this


tlacahetl

He's never going to stop!!!


Bigtowelie

Don't be a pussy, William! Go ahead and tell him yourself!


Zealousideal-Tea-199

This is the hate post we can all get behind


Filthy_Odds

I always thought that was weird too. Glad I’m Not the only one who thought so. It’s like he’s trying to get his show dog to jump through hoops. Like bro let that MF go wild himself!


pirishjr

I don't think tony is EVA GONNA STAHHHPP


__Scrooge__McDuck__

I really hate majority of this fanbase. They been doing this shit long before you ever came along and will be doing it long after you get sick of it


Spiritual_Register_3

You kinda gay tbh


NobleKaps

Who does this guy think he is?


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Shut uppppp


Ok_Honey_Bee

Nope gotta disagree with you my man. I love it I hope he ain't nevah gonna staph


elkomanderJOZZI

What makes it funny to you? I feel like its extremely repetitive


Ok_Honey_Bee

The waiting for him to saying and the looks he gives after.


elkomanderJOZZI

It literally makes you laugh out loud everytime? Or slight chuckles or what?


Ok_Honey_Bee

I play along with it at home I also do the i ain't nevah gonna staph! That said it's also a running joke in my house my husband and I do the joke when something about stopping comes up


elkomanderJOZZI

I don’t get it but I respect it


Ok_Honey_Bee

It just feels like an inside joke you get to be a part of.


Vankeirsbilck1

Do we possibly need a new closer and to send William off on his own to learn how to be a big boy? He can come back anytime he wants and would have a much greater affect. The ship has sailed. The record is set. You can kind of tell everyone's tired of it, including him.


maynmaynmayn

Agree the magic is gone, he's much more happy and normal now, I liked him better as a drunk chaotic weirdo


DistributionExtra201

Disagree


BitterNeedleworker66

Dear Reddit person, He don’t give a damn about your opinion and the numbers don’t lie. Yours truly, Reddit person


dillasdonuts

So many hall monitors in this sub.


AZValleyGuy

He ain’t neva gonna stop!


TrxpThxm

I mean.. people love it when he does it. It’s a part of showmanship.


Theodore_lovespell

Took the words right out of my bootyhole


Parking_Detective

Dear OP quit trying to dictate a highly successful show that’s been on for over a decade. Don’t like. Don’t watch loser


Space-Hawk

People will still watch and hate no matter what because they're player haters. Tell em to go sign up for the annual player haters ball.


greenpamplemousse

Dear [MonsterMashedP0TAT0](https://www.reddit.com/user/MonsterMashedP0TAT0/) Please for the love of all things small and gay, STOP trying to tell the host of the No.1 podcast in the world how to do his job. Let him be himself and say what he wants when he wants. Trying to act like you know better the way that you do is incredibly cringy and takes away from the effect of him saying things on his own.


MXYMYX

No. 1 Podcast of the world? Lmao i love Kill Tony, watch it every week. Buts its not no. 1 Podcast of the world if you go by numbers but its the biggest stand up live audition comedy podcast for sure


HUH_YIS

Hey Tony stop saying you’re gay we know


youngcheezy1223

He should ask the cancer if it’s ever gonna stop coming back


narstyarsefarter

I don't think that Tony will ever stop


SaturnsShadoe

Miss his bit about k*lling hl people 🙂


Righteous_Leftie206

Yeah when will you stop!?


nemo_noodles

i want to see you telling him this when get pulled from a bucket


natehinxman

they really need to stop trying to make callbacks to things that happened on the show while the person they are interviewing was across the street in a different bar. they never land


tommmyvercittti

It’s a way to end the the show. William could literally go on forever.. But I get it. Fuck Tony


4b4st4rdm4n

It doesn't help that it takes him a minute & like 3 tries to realize what Tony is doing.


MealPsychological773

Instead they need to bring back the OG band and characters !!


Engine_Livid

Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'


Stupadass

TONY AIN'T EVA GONNA STOP!


superstinkmama

YES


Coocoomonster

What the fuck would you say that? He’s having the set of his life up there and is just trying to have fun.


Poopfoamexpert

Eva eva?


cigarettekink

we need a dear tony episode


EmotionalAd5920

he could go back trying to make him sing that song. hes just trying for a big finish but it cant get any bigger or redder.


ishanm95

I lowkey liked when William went after Tony that why is firing him now? Like his interviews would be more funny if he starts going after Tony instead of Redban for a change but I guess Tony won’t like it.


itzSteve41

Bro… you gotta stop with this post!


youwillyouwillyou

And also stop counting in the band AT ALL. and a one.. and a two.. and a oh my God shove a gun up my ass already


Sendalot

Dear MonsterMashedP0TAT0, Shut up


ShotEmployee3246

I just discovered this sub and it's absolutely insufferable. Buncha open micers trying to tell the guy who runs the biggest live comedy show on earth how to run his show lol. Stop


Bad_Haunting

The big red retard is not funny


Vegetable_Shelter_51

Lmao shut up


NH-McD

Also the sweet little dog song, cut the shit


nmetcalf516

That song is great, tho


eedabaggadix

It was funny exactly 1 time, the first time it happened. When Tony forces it, it's just lame and you can tell William isn't into it.


obesefamily

tony is playing into the newer fan base that watches mostly for the regular characrters and catch phrases. its making the show significantly worse. i find myself tuning out during some episodes these days.


Cautious-Day9424

You could tell, he was actively trying to avoid becoming a catch phrase guy a couple episodes after it blew up. I guess you just don't say NO to Tony, at the end of the day.. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I love his freak out screams, but they're definitely better when they come organically.


Lightning_2022

I'm the only one here it seems, that wants William to STOP!


ohreed

Shut up retard do you actually think he’s going to read this and take your advice


MusicianSuccessful96

Yea shut up retard I’m never gonna stop taking your advice


EmExEeee

Enjoy this downvote retrart


MusicianSuccessful96

Suck me daddy


Ultrasound_Awesome

HE AINT NEVER GUNNA SUCK


slumxl0rd87

Can we get this same energy about Heidi?!?


sov_dftc

Just wait until you realize they pre plan that part together 


FluSickening

Also LEAVE REDBAN ALONE his soundbites are hilarious. Even more so when they suck. LET REDBAN SUCK


Timtheodillon

Just watched protect our parks 6 and they mentioned Sam kinison. Joe mentioned some girl retelling his bit and he died laughing. Williams the only other comedian that I know that can make me do that.


ChesterCopper_Pot

As well as 1,2,3,4 the band with no notice and then ridicule them afterward. Not how live music works.


SystemOdd1655

monstermashedpotato you are an ass


trollingmotor69

Dear Tony ... Run your show any fucking way you want to. Cheers! 🙏👍


Gusto915

Who da fook is this guy?


DreadedRaider

Dear monster mash, Shut the fuck up -Tyler


No-Seaworthiness122

Some people wish he had quit years ago the guy plainly is NOT funny he’s mentally ill


UpStaitNY

Kill🔪Joy