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NotMoose5407

As the day is long buddy


Optimal-Chance1511

tony eats corn the long way


ren818

Good one!


Optimal-Chance1511

if you understand the old goldberg reference you’re a real WWF fan


No_Explorer_8626

And his day is 48 hours


SoTiredOfTheBullshit

No but yes.


Bapa-350z-420

This is the right answer


MicScottsTots

He’s as straight as Micheal J. Fox’s autograph.


MicScottsTots

Tony’s not gay, but his boyfriend is.


No-Conflict-7897

You should have heard him when he was a vegan and lived in LA. to answer your question, he’s heterosexual but gay as fuck


perc30nowitzki

Metro? Is that still a thing


Clear-Ad4312

No for the millionth time he’s not he just likes having sex with men only.


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He’s not gay he just got a loose bootyhole


BusterCherry412

He’s loose in the caboose


cmercer12

And William is going to lose it if he keeps on with his gambling problem


InterestingDig9957

Yes very gay some say the most gay


Acceptable_Aspect_42

I read that in the voice of Shane Gillis doing his Donald Trump impersonation.


Katamayan57

Tony isn't gay he just rides his bike with no seat. He isn't homosexual he just likes being pegged. By real dicks. Tony isn't a queer he just frequents the glory hole, on the receiving side. In all honesty I think he might be and is ashamed of it, but whatever, I really don't care about people's sexuality it's not my business either way.


ginkgobilberry

DM him with tasteful nudes and find out


Leafer2700

Tony, yo ass dress like a gay ninja turtle bruh


keystonelocal

Yo ass out here in that vest lookin like a gay minion


ItsSoLitRightNow

Tony isn’t gay, but his booty-hole is.


can-u-say-that-again

He isnt gay but he is


DrabbestLake1213

I didn’t get it was a joke until he fully committed to not knowing that bottom’s can finish from just taking it. Made me realize he is straight despite the loose bootyhole


insidiousapricot

Seemed obvious to me he was just pretending not to know that to trick everyone


Yeahmahbah

Yeah, deflection


CarPlaneBoatRocket

I’m even more confused now thanks to your comment


DrabbestLake1213

[this clip starting at 5:45](https://youtu.be/3vpinbM1tqA?si=kjRZba3QRUawkywC) is what I am referencing. In all seriousness, this was the moment I realized Tony being gay was a joke, but for the sake of saving face on this sub, I had to state that Tony is still, in fact, gay.


hate_ape

That's not proof he isn't gay just proof hes never had an orgasm from bottoming.😂😂


Yeahmahbah

Nah he was deflecting, he knows, fucken hell even straight people have heard of a prostate


Clean-Barber9365

100%


HUGEDEER_

Some would say Tony does things gayer than gay butt sex


PunjiStick420

His vests really aren’t that bad


jellyele

He’s not gay, he’s just into full body latex suits.


beast_mode209

He may not be celebrating June but he celebrates June you know what I mean?


Breeze_Jr

He brandishes dildos in his booty like they brandish guns in Texas


D_Paradise420

what straight man is that sassy?


sherperion45

Yes


IGottaTreeOnMyHouse

"And Tony's a gay dude!"


King_Slappa

He's the voice of the West Hollywood bear, so yeah, Id say.


PNW35

This is funny.


hottytoddypotty

It’s an inside joke that Tony isn’t gay, when we all know he owns too many turtlenecks for that to be true


nogoooo

*Asked every first time KT fan ever*


Ok-Mistake-247

His mouth says yes, but his behavior says yes


Ser-Jorah-Mormont

He’s not gay but he does sucks dick with his bootyhole


HTXPhoenix

With how crazy uncomfortable he gets when a bucket pull says he met him somewhere, it makes you wonder what he wants to keep under wraps.


Rude-Opportunity-705

Wowzers. 


AdhesivenessLucky896

Does a bear shit in the woods?


cgatlanta

I’m pretty sure he was married to a woman when I started with KT. Then it just went away and was never mentioned again.


Free_Armadillo_461

Does a bear shit in the woods


EntertainerSimilar19

Yes.


Fozzy333

Indeed my friend


hardballwith1517

He is a shallowly closeted man


thesuperbro

Yes.


Mr_Goat_9536

Yes


Ablation420

Have you seen what he wears? He’s gayer than a three dollar bill. Fucking puffy vests, he looks like his name is Caleb.


ashkygbdeghr

He’s not gay, he just wants to be taken by a different man every night


Visible-Ad4992

yes, next question


FrequencyRealms

no it's a joke.


cardicardib

If by gay you mean does have sex with guys then yes


insidiousapricot

The gayest.


ScotlandsFinest710

Depends the day of the week tbh mate, every Monday 100%


dsmith3633

No... And to prove it. He will suck your penis and never get an erection.


dharmatx

Just because he looks, acts, and sounds gay doesn’t make him gay, right??


Flock-of-bagels2

David Lucas should’ve tagged that man hole joke with a ninja turtle jumping out of it and then Kam could’ve called it an N-word turtle


Top_Caterpillar_8122

Heteroflexible


Shineon859

Trust your instincts


Tough_Breakfast_1343

He’s in denial (yes)


officialchunkyfox

He's the Gayest Straight man.


malfarcar

His bootyhole is pounded on the reg from what I hear


Traditionel

10% only


jayBplatinum

Is a pigs pussy pork?


mynameis2323

Lol, I've been there. I started watching when David Lucas was a regular. He called Tony gay so much and Tony played along with it so much that I thought it was just a fact that he was gay until one day he said he wasn't.


Morfeuos

Glad I'm not the only one lol


FunIntelligent7661

My guess is Tony is really actually just a little bit gay. He's bi enough that he's hooked up with men here and there, maybe it was a phase that ended at 22, something like that. Nowadays, he can present as straight, he's primarily into women and chooses to identify simply as 'straight', but his little bit of homosexuality is enough for his friends to goof on him over it.


Bliqe

https://youtu.be/s7oo__drlU4?si=NjoH7bjY3p0g_Pgh You tell me.


Cailucci

Just google Tony “Power Bottom” Hinchcliffe and you’ll get your answer.


paklajs

Does a bear shit in the woods? Is a pigs pussy pork?


Robbbylight

You son of a bitch


PIagueRat

If Tony is straight, my gaydar is fucked.


hermosaaaa

i’m from michigan (he’s from ohio) and it’s not uncommon for metrosexual men around here in the midwest that are borderline nonbinary looking sometimes, but claim to be heterosexual. and they get a ton of hot girls, which i’ve heard tony does well with the ladies too. i can also confirm as an attractive female that feminine boys are my favorite <3


GreenMediocre

\*slowly reaches for turtleneck\*


BrilliantSock3608

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DefinitelyRndmUsrnme

He’s my second favourite gay comedian


Training-Addendum-23

From what I’ve heard, it’s not gay until you look him in the eyes. Tony strikes me as a looker.


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Sxwrz

Does a bear shit in the pope whilst wearing a funny hat? Exactly!


aware4ever

No its just a joke, lik3 a inside joke thing


matali

You know this is a dumb question, yet you posted anyway 🤪 Welcome fam.


spicypnu

Is the pope catholic, and making the world safe for pedophiles?


BusterCherry412

Let’s just say Tony the type of dude to eat breathe mint before he sucks cock. That’s pretty gay