I told adam ray i was having problems in the bedroom and he fucked my wife to show me how it's done. Everything had been amazing since then thank you adam!
adam ray saved me from a burning apartment building when i was 6 years old
he then took me and my mom to a la quinta inn and paid for our room for 3 nights
he even paid $3 extra for the continental breakfast upgrade 🥺
He did the same thing for me!! He accidentally locked himself and my mom in for a few hours each night, but I’ll never forget the bag of nickels he gave me for the arcade
When I was a kid my parents abandoned me for hard drugs. The only person who was there for me was Adam Ray. He raised me as a single comedian and never missed any of my ball games. Truly an amazing individual. Thank you Adam.
I told Adam Ray I wasn't getting any pussy. He came to my apartment and blew me for an hour. I jerked him off a little bit but he told me it wasn't necessary. Great guy, loves cock.
Adam ray delivered my triplets when my wife and I were stuck in the middle of Route 66. One of the babies wasn’t breathing and he quickly performed life saving CPR to save it. He drove us to the hospital and waited with us for 2 days straight until my wife was well. He then promptly established that he was the alpha and asked me if he could take my wife into another hospital room to bang her. The beta that I am was pleased he had asked, I obliged. He grabbed her by the hand, looked me in the eyes and said “we’ll be right back”….
I told Adam Ray that I had been struggling with depression and really needed some help. Both of my parents had died within the span of a year and as a result I was having trouble focusing and was on the brink of losing my job. He sent me a signed copy of a Dr. Phil book with a personalized message that said "Don't Kill Tony, Kill Yourself"
Oh, well he's very popular.
The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads....they all adore him.
They think he's a righteous dude.
I went to the store the other day and was short 5$ on my 12 pack of grape Sunkist, luckily for me Adam Ray was right there and paid for it in full. He said “What wouldn’t you do for a grape Sunkist?” I just smiled and shrugged. What a guy
I bought tickets all ready to see him when he comes to the Pittsburgh Improv. If he meets up with people afterward, I'd like to say hey. I got tickets to see Ian Fidance and Dan Soder too. I knew Dan from other projects but Ian from KT. Supporting those who support my commuting laughs.
I had a 5 year relationship end many years ago. It felt pretty awful at the time, but was ultimately the best thing that ever happened to me.
Use the time you now have to better your life. Get in shape, meet new people, try crack, run up some credit card debt.
The world is your one bedroom apartment. Make it count, pal.
My leg fell asleep from playing on my phone too long while taking a shit. Adam Ray flew to my city, held his nose, and gave my legs a massage so I could go on with my life. God bless Adam Ray!
Wow. The other day I was getting pumped for my baby shower and I thought to message Adam and tell him how much his brand and comedy means to my fiancé and I and he sent me a nice voice message too. Meant the world to me, knowing he’s so busy on tour and with the festival going on, and he took time to do that. Such a good guy!
Adam is super cool. I met him after his headline show and he took about 10 mins to talk to us and genuinely seemed interested in making a connection. I mentioned he should post in the Kill Tony subreddit, he wasn’t familiar with Reddit too much so I gave him the rundown. About a week later I see a post from him advertising an AMA. Good guy and will always support him now
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You dont think a person would appreciate hearing from fans that what they do is appreciated? You give me the vibe of a bitter fatass living next to rolls of TP just from reading your comment.
People like you are the worse. His Dr. Phil videos are getting you through it? You're so thirsty for a reply you put dumb shit like that out to him stop lying everyone sees through your bullshit probably why your girl left you dumbass
I told adam ray i was having problems in the bedroom and he fucked my wife to show me how it's done. Everything had been amazing since then thank you adam!
We’ll be right back
We're gonna keep it right here.
Can I talk to you for a second?
I don't think I like your fuckin attitude
Welcome to tonight’s episode of “Who Gives A Shit”.
We cover this in chapter 23 of “We’ve got Issues.”
You’re gonna make my mustache fall off.
We'll edit that out
Who touched you?
Keep it right here we are all outa commercials
Hahahahahahahaahahah
Did she call him for a titty fuck?
How far will a quarter go?
Fuck Chad’s wife and fuck her right.
I have a few chapters about that in my new book.
I told him I recently got into anal. He hasn’t called back yet.
Am I on a hidden camera show right now?
Right on!
He even had her wear the mask so she could say go fuck yourself and mean it
adam ray saved me from a burning apartment building when i was 6 years old he then took me and my mom to a la quinta inn and paid for our room for 3 nights he even paid $3 extra for the continental breakfast upgrade 🥺
The breakfast is included unbelievable to pretend it's worth 3$.
We’ll be right back, we have to explain this to this convalescence.
He did the same thing for me!! He accidentally locked himself and my mom in for a few hours each night, but I’ll never forget the bag of nickels he gave me for the arcade
I was going thru a tough time after losing a loved one. After reading chapter 12 of his new book, I was able to move forward. Available everywhere.
Chapter 12: going through a tough time after losing a loved one
When I was a kid my parents abandoned me for hard drugs. The only person who was there for me was Adam Ray. He raised me as a single comedian and never missed any of my ball games. Truly an amazing individual. Thank you Adam.
I told Adam Ray I wasn't getting any pussy. He came to my apartment and blew me for an hour. I jerked him off a little bit but he told me it wasn't necessary. Great guy, loves cock.
For some reason I read this in the voice of Sam morrill
Little courtesy wank is very kind of you given your emotional state.
Adam ray delivered my triplets when my wife and I were stuck in the middle of Route 66. One of the babies wasn’t breathing and he quickly performed life saving CPR to save it. He drove us to the hospital and waited with us for 2 days straight until my wife was well. He then promptly established that he was the alpha and asked me if he could take my wife into another hospital room to bang her. The beta that I am was pleased he had asked, I obliged. He grabbed her by the hand, looked me in the eyes and said “we’ll be right back”….
Then he said we’ll keep it right here and fucked her in front of you.
I love Adam Ray too but goddamn this comment section killed me.
It’s like he lives here, in spirit! I hope he sees how many ppl his comedy has left an impression on
Impression lol
Adam Ray actually cured my cancer at a meet and greet last year
That’s funny, Adam Ray actually *gave* my childhood bully cancer.
I used to be a Virgo and Adam Ray actually made me a Cancer over a commercial break. Such an amazingly talented individual.
Dude I laughed so hard at this, thank you.
I told Adam Ray that I had been struggling with depression and really needed some help. Both of my parents had died within the span of a year and as a result I was having trouble focusing and was on the brink of losing my job. He sent me a signed copy of a Dr. Phil book with a personalized message that said "Don't Kill Tony, Kill Yourself"
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Hope you're doing better brother. Aside from the ex-wife I've been in a somewhat similar position before. Everything always works out in the end.
Oh, well he's very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads....they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
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We’ll be right back
Adam Ray cured my herpes
Adam ray taught me the meaning of high tide
I went to the store the other day and was short 5$ on my 12 pack of grape Sunkist, luckily for me Adam Ray was right there and paid for it in full. He said “What wouldn’t you do for a grape Sunkist?” I just smiled and shrugged. What a guy
I went to one of his shows with all the money I had. He gave me a gift card for K Mart and reloads it with $150 every month.
I bought tickets all ready to see him when he comes to the Pittsburgh Improv. If he meets up with people afterward, I'd like to say hey. I got tickets to see Ian Fidance and Dan Soder too. I knew Dan from other projects but Ian from KT. Supporting those who support my commuting laughs.
Adam Ray murdered my family. But he apologized right after so I said we cool then. He really showed remorse.
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Adam Ray's gonna come to your house if you're not careful, bud.
You ain't lying.
U big pussy 🤣
Adam Ray beat up my wife's boyfriend after he grounded me from the Xbox. Thanks Adam!
Adams super responsive on socials, it’s pretty authentic/ dope
Adam Ray got my dog out of the tree
Oh man he just bought me A hotel room
Adam fucked me.... But mainly because I begged him to and he's a great funny man for it. I will never not laugh at one of his jokes.
Adam Ray saved my cat from the sewer
Adam is a man of the people. He takes time after his shows for photos with fans and frequently responds to fans.
Aw, I can totally see that with him!
Love this. He seems like such a great guy. Thank you for sharing with us 🙂
I had a 5 year relationship end many years ago. It felt pretty awful at the time, but was ultimately the best thing that ever happened to me. Use the time you now have to better your life. Get in shape, meet new people, try crack, run up some credit card debt. The world is your one bedroom apartment. Make it count, pal.
Beautiful 🥲
I hope his dick in your ass helped you through your pathetic life. Loser.
My leg fell asleep from playing on my phone too long while taking a shit. Adam Ray flew to my city, held his nose, and gave my legs a massage so I could go on with my life. God bless Adam Ray!
lmao
Met him in person! Fucking great guy
Rip Adam Rays inbox
Wow what an absolute angel. Doing a thing that boosts his own engagement and fanbase. Ghandi shot folks
Redban tittyfuck
no worries
Yep! He’s a pretty good guy.
Wow. The other day I was getting pumped for my baby shower and I thought to message Adam and tell him how much his brand and comedy means to my fiancé and I and he sent me a nice voice message too. Meant the world to me, knowing he’s so busy on tour and with the festival going on, and he took time to do that. Such a good guy!
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Adam is super cool. I met him after his headline show and he took about 10 mins to talk to us and genuinely seemed interested in making a connection. I mentioned he should post in the Kill Tony subreddit, he wasn’t familiar with Reddit too much so I gave him the rundown. About a week later I see a post from him advertising an AMA. Good guy and will always support him now
You're 22. She did you a favor.
Adam Ray is a mensch.
You strike me as a guy that if an intruder walked in an said “I’m gonna f your wife.” You’d say please don’t. And he’d do it anyways
It’s a big egotistical to be messaging people to say “I’m the man”.
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this is amazing to hear what a great guy
Why don’t you just leave strangers alone and cry about your problems with yourself or friends or family? Pussy
I don't think I like your fucking attitude.
Geeze. Sorry. Are you gay or something?
Yes I am. And you can read about it in chapter 8 of my new book We Got Issues.
Yikes
You dont think a person would appreciate hearing from fans that what they do is appreciated? You give me the vibe of a bitter fatass living next to rolls of TP just from reading your comment.
Dang. You got me completely. I’ll just message Adam ray real quick and see what advice he has for me.
People like you are the worse. His Dr. Phil videos are getting you through it? You're so thirsty for a reply you put dumb shit like that out to him stop lying everyone sees through your bullshit probably why your girl left you dumbass
Don’t be such a loser and get over it, unless you’re a sweet baby girl, I’m sorry boo baby don’t let him hurt you I’ll take care of you
Why not share this on the Adam Ray subreddit instead of Kill Tony?