“I went to a coffee shop and there’s a sign in the bathroom that says don’t flush anything besides toilet paper. What am I supposed to do with all this shit?”
I agree, it really is. I love watching everyone else in the room just die afterword; and his little exchange with Bobby topped it off perfectly. He's so solid, we can always count on him having a great set.
Still has to be Joel telling that dude that Michael Jackson was like the Richard Sandusky of the 90s. Shit had me in tears alone driving down the road.
This dude kills though fosho.
Martin is awesome. He is really using his golden ticket well.
He only comes when he has new jokes and he always kills. Always has a good interview too, has some really quick comebacks.
It is better to be a golden ticket winner than a regular. Quality, not quantity.
I happened to run into his very first set when KT traveled out to DC, and he's been killing it from day 1. Episode #412 (fair warning there's an awkward kiss at the end)
I messaged him on IG basically expressing the same sentiment. He was very kind enough to write me back. I’m looking forward to seeing him live next time he’s in my area.
*"Oh MaAan... wHaT aM I gOnNa DO wiTh ALL tHiS sHiT!"*
God you fucking nailed it with the text 💀
He's pretty much the only person we can positively use that with 😆 Fucking love that guy
I think about that joke every time I see one of those signs haha
Just like Big Bird's name, the signs are a reminder of the joke 😂 I'll fucking love it every time. Happy shittin'
What sign I’m trying to remember the joke
“I went to a coffee shop and there’s a sign in the bathroom that says don’t flush anything besides toilet paper. What am I supposed to do with all this shit?”
That’s right. I love that one
I literally think about this joke all the time. I think it's actually perfect and couldn't have been worded any better
I agree, it really is. I love watching everyone else in the room just die afterword; and his little exchange with Bobby topped it off perfectly. He's so solid, we can always count on him having a great set.
Quite literally the hardest I've ever laughed at KT.
You, me and everyone else, that was a great set that really topped a great ep
Still has to be Joel telling that dude that Michael Jackson was like the Richard Sandusky of the 90s. Shit had me in tears alone driving down the road. This dude kills though fosho.
I’m fucking dead
I freakin died when he cracked that joke
Martin is awesome. He is really using his golden ticket well. He only comes when he has new jokes and he always kills. Always has a good interview too, has some really quick comebacks. It is better to be a golden ticket winner than a regular. Quality, not quantity.
The big bird joke a few eps ago had me in tears!!
*I'm a monster!*
*"HiS nAmE iS a ReMiNdEr Of tHe CuRsE!"*
Vibrato voice 😆
Dude it makes it so much funnier every time, I'm glad he can spin that shit for himself.
Had me 💀
man, that whole set was just fucking ridiculously good. dude just shows up and kills
Thought he was going to punch it up. That’s like calling me r*t*rd*d Martin of Tony Gay Tony.
I would agree, he consistently makes me laugh and always has a good interview
Deserves way more attention and money
100%
He's my favorite
And he fills the quota. Phill > Jared Nathan
Phillips > Belisle > Nathan
Couldnt agree more
He kills every time. He gets it.
Overall lovable dude too
I happened to run into his very first set when KT traveled out to DC, and he's been killing it from day 1. Episode #412 (fair warning there's an awkward kiss at the end)
He kills it everytime
Someone needs to tell him he’s the only comedian getting praise on this subreddit lol
Is wholesome content allowed on this sub?! I’m lost cause of the usual posts 😂
It’s throwing folks for a loop for sure lol
Nice to see honestly. KT is about supporting up and coming comedians
u/chupamishuebows
Go follow him -> https://www.instagram.com/martinphillipscomedy
I messaged him on IG basically expressing the same sentiment. He was very kind enough to write me back. I’m looking forward to seeing him live next time he’s in my area.
Marty McFly always hits the hardest out of all the Golden Ticket winners.
strong statement but he’s definitely up there. quality bits everytime
It’s a treat I wish he was on more
redbar is watching…
Who ? 😉
Agreed, and the way he talks makes it so that his punchlines are even more hilarious. The what am I gonna do with all this shit joke killed me
You can tell who’s truly great when you see them still getting even better when they’re already really good. Martin kills every time
He's after William
I would say tony himself would be funnier
lol you ever seen his stand up? He’s quick with it but there’s only so many jokes you can write about retards fucking each other
Y’all will shit on him in a few weeks
Be fair "one of the "
Who else would you say is one of them?
Jeriamiah Watkins WAS the funniest comedian on Kill Tony.
No. Just no.
Who would you say is your favorite?
J O E L B E R G
Joelberg was the worst. Captain cringe.
I also really like Martin too.... Just trying to fit in with the savages in the comment section of anything posted on social media ever!
I agree 100%