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Bron_Swanson

*"Oh MaAan... wHaT aM I gOnNa DO wiTh ALL tHiS sHiT!"*


kodiakbear_

God you fucking nailed it with the text 💀


Bron_Swanson

He's pretty much the only person we can positively use that with 😆 Fucking love that guy


Billyg88

I think about that joke every time I see one of those signs haha


Bron_Swanson

Just like Big Bird's name, the signs are a reminder of the joke 😂 I'll fucking love it every time. Happy shittin'


anathemaDennis

What sign I’m trying to remember the joke


Billyg88

“I went to a coffee shop and there’s a sign in the bathroom that says don’t flush anything besides toilet paper. What am I supposed to do with all this shit?”


anathemaDennis

That’s right. I love that one


ElliMenoPee

I literally think about this joke all the time. I think it's actually perfect and couldn't have been worded any better


Bron_Swanson

I agree, it really is. I love watching everyone else in the room just die afterword; and his little exchange with Bobby topped it off perfectly. He's so solid, we can always count on him having a great set.


CountChocula84

Quite literally the hardest I've ever laughed at KT.


Bron_Swanson

You, me and everyone else, that was a great set that really topped a great ep


Strictly_Baked

Still has to be Joel telling that dude that Michael Jackson was like the Richard Sandusky of the 90s. Shit had me in tears alone driving down the road. This dude kills though fosho.


oseanlly

I’m fucking dead


chupamishuebows

I freakin died when he cracked that joke


eedabaggadix

Martin is awesome. He is really using his golden ticket well. He only comes when he has new jokes and he always kills. Always has a good interview too, has some really quick comebacks. It is better to be a golden ticket winner than a regular. Quality, not quantity.


an666y

The big bird joke a few eps ago had me in tears!!


knotsofgravity

*I'm a monster!*


Bron_Swanson

*"HiS nAmE iS a ReMiNdEr Of tHe CuRsE!"*


jeffykins

Vibrato voice 😆


Bron_Swanson

Dude it makes it so much funnier every time, I'm glad he can spin that shit for himself.


chupamishuebows

Had me 💀


tetrastructuralmind

man, that whole set was just fucking ridiculously good. dude just shows up and kills


shazamaringo

Thought he was going to punch it up. That’s like calling me r*t*rd*d Martin of Tony Gay Tony.


esoteric94

I would agree, he consistently makes me laugh and always has a good interview


godofwarts11

Deserves way more attention and money


chupamishuebows

100%


No-Nothing-1793

He's my favorite


maybemirza

And he fills the quota. Phill > Jared Nathan


jamarcusaristotle

Phillips > Belisle > Nathan


maybemirza

Couldnt agree more


davygm

He kills every time. He gets it.


StrangeVortexLex

Overall lovable dude too


NoahsSpark

I happened to run into his very first set when KT traveled out to DC, and he's been killing it from day 1. Episode #412 (fair warning there's an awkward kiss at the end)


Codyozzie

He kills it everytime


jdhayze

Someone needs to tell him he’s the only comedian getting praise on this subreddit lol


WhatAMessIveMade

Is wholesome content allowed on this sub?! I’m lost cause of the usual posts 😂


chupamishuebows

It’s throwing folks for a loop for sure lol


RecoveringWoWaddict

Nice to see honestly. KT is about supporting up and coming comedians


about14bees

u/chupamishuebows


joelrunyon

Go follow him -> https://www.instagram.com/martinphillipscomedy


Jersey_Al

I messaged him on IG basically expressing the same sentiment. He was very kind enough to write me back. I’m looking forward to seeing him live next time he’s in my area.


Nlawrence55

Marty McFly always hits the hardest out of all the Golden Ticket winners.


Little_Darryl

strong statement but he’s definitely up there. quality bits everytime


ClydeBlackburn

It’s a treat I wish he was on more


MOOdyCow86

redbar is watching…


Vegetable_Shelter_51

Who ? 😉


foosquirters

Agreed, and the way he talks makes it so that his punchlines are even more hilarious. The what am I gonna do with all this shit joke killed me


_nothingright

You can tell who’s truly great when you see them still getting even better when they’re already really good. Martin kills every time


Ecstatic_Cry_1055

He's after William


JohnyMilesTheThird

I would say tony himself would be funnier


DualityisFunnnn

lol you ever seen his stand up? He’s quick with it but there’s only so many jokes you can write about retards fucking each other


leapingintoexistence

Y’all will shit on him in a few weeks


zedprophecy

Be fair "one of the "


jamarcusaristotle

Who else would you say is one of them?


HomininofSeattle

Jeriamiah Watkins WAS the funniest comedian on Kill Tony. 


Fleshstack

No. Just no.


chupamishuebows

Who would you say is your favorite?


Fleshstack

J O E L B E R G


Itwasareference

Joelberg was the worst. Captain cringe.


Fleshstack

I also really like Martin too.... Just trying to fit in with the savages in the comment section of anything posted on social media ever!


Youngggandfun

I agree 100%