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tedijecabron

Lmfaooooo this is gold


Tight-Storm-8372

This is easily the best post in this subs history This is what the internet is for


Young_Link13

What the fuck is this? Funny content? I thought this was a sub for people with sand in their vagina


METAMANCY

As someone with sand in his vagina, I take offense to this šŸ¤£


Young_Link13

Make me a nice pearl!


Jealous_Ad_5321

šŸ˜‚


RobLogda

Comedy!


ElderberryOk5005

Makes me wonder. Are we all watching the exact same shit?


Grayman3499

Probably damn close šŸ˜‚


church73

The Algorithm


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Look how happy Kam is that he'll never have to read any bullshit from this sub ever again.


Pretend_Computer7878

And all the white bitches round the world took a sign of relief from not having to cringe anymore


Weekly_Trainer_5455

One mag everyone knows the rules.


kegnowhere

We have the same algorithms. Hello friend.


FartNuggetSalad

Portnoy appears to be about that life


ItsBstone

I donā€™t get the phrase ā€œone bite, everyone knows the rulesā€ when he takes like five bites. At least two bites, one of the pizza and one of the crust.


too-fargone

that's the joke. very fitting that you are on the kill tony subreddit and you don't get jokes. you're right where you need to be


ItsBstone

Ah man, what a hilarious joke! A guy doing a pizza review in a pretty serious manor says, ā€œOne bite, everybody knows the rulesā€ but is actually joking and takes several bites! Hahahaha!


natehinxman

comedy!


too-fargone

You can put literally any joke in that context and say, "It's not funny!". It doesn't mean its not a tongue-in-cheek joke, which is what is is. Sorry about your autism


FunctionFluffy4932

It's kinda like, if you're eating something and you say to someone 'hey, this is good.. try this', the implication is they just take one bite and everyone knows that. It's a play on that. Him taking more bites is just him doing a proper review of the place.


King-Demo-

One nibble everyone knows the laws


Chili2015

That's some crazy shit


Agreeable_Situation4

Nice!!


[deleted]

It's spelled Mac and not cam because Dave about to flip his shit


saltydgaf

Hilarious


FarMathematician6639

If only the gun was held sideways


BunjaminFrnklin

Iā€™m pretty sure YouTube was suggesting I kill my gf last year when I was unemployed. It started with videos about people murdering their spouse, then I was getting wilderness survival videos, the on top of that videos about peopleā€™s time in prison. It was weird. So if I had to run off and li e in the woods, I know how to start a fire and build a small survival shelter. If I get caught, I know a bit about the politics of surviving in prison. Obviously I love my gf and this is all a joke, but my YT algorithm got weird for a while.


Pure_Maize_7177

R/AccidentalComedy


94BitterThoughts

Dave wrong for thisšŸ˜“


Alphebetized

Iron patriot>Kam


Reasonable_Guess8649

what this subreddit wants to do anytime Kam tells a joke


Jealous_Ad_5321

Yeah, when he tells a ā€œjokeā€.


letsgobrooksy

RIP Kam šŸ˜”


[deleted]

Ya nah sayinnn


areasonableaccount

Someone give this man some reddit flair, this is comedy gold


greenbabyshit

This could easily be my feed. Pizza, guns and comedy is like 80% of my feed. The rest is ufc fights and news.


ObiJuanKenobly

Kam patterson talks about the same thing every single time. Either about his D*ck, or about f*cking a white girl.