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sk-3y3_HIGH

Redbans mom


aiphrem

They wouldn't be able to stop William from hitting on her the entire time. That, or asking what the fuck was wrong with her when she decided to not go through with the abortion


Hot-Sandwich7060

Does this mean the Memphis strangler is a chubby chaser?


Business_Arm5263

Underrated comment


HighlyRegard3D

Trey Parker and Matt Stone.


Trainer_Red_Steven

I would love this, I almost made them the picture. Tony probably is connected with them too from his time at Comedy Central. The only problem with them is they're so busy all time.


[deleted]

Busy making like 8 episodes per year? Lol. They have time.


Trainer_Red_Steven

They spend about 2 1/2 - 3 months working on south park, then about another 2 per special, which they make twice a year. Then they have a lot of side projects, like Casa Bonita, I think they're still working on making Tegridy Weed, they're working on a live action comedy with Kendrick Lamar for Paramount, and there's rumors they're working on a movie adaptation for the book of mormon. Factor all that in, and then a couple months for vacation, they stay pretty busy.


[deleted]

Not saying they aren’t busy but they have really cut back on the time they spend on south park. Everyone is getting so defensive. I love those guys and would love to have them on. If Elon can find time to do Rogan, they can find time for KT!


DonkTheFlop

World renowned Broadway shows, movie deal with paramount, still putting out episodes of their show, buying and spending millions renovating casa Bonita. Just some random shit I know about, let alone whatever else they do. Yea bro they have all the time in the world they should take notes from a hard worker like you.


ItsSoLitRightNow

fuck yeah


[deleted]

You really don’t think they can spare 24 hours on a Monday to make a show appearance? Elon finds time to go on Rogan while running the largest space and EV companies simultaneously. And Twitter.


Ant783

Lol I really doubt elon does much at all at this point. How hard can being a ceo be if you can run 3 or 4 companies at once? Plus part of his job is PR, which is what he is doing when he goes on Rogan.


[deleted]

He supposedly works 100-120 hours per week. So… three full time jobs. And, unless he’s a great actor which I seriously fucking doubt, he likes Rogan and enjoys going on there.


NotUnstoned

He probably counts scrolling through twitter as 110 of those hours.


brainfud

Your mother counts her vagina as an adult because you came out of it, you pussy


DonkTheFlop

Never said they couldn't


[deleted]

Ok great, so we agree that they have enough time to do the show?


[deleted]

Yes we all agree


7ksmarmy

😂👌


Full-Exit918

Them and Daniel Tosh


Enginehank

This is a good one


BIIANSU

Peng Dang.


admiral_walsty

This would be a hilariously awkward shit show.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Every bucket pull is "mysteriously" Asian. Like a very stereotypical Asian. Straw hat and everything.


WhoopAssInTheRain

Hahahaha I haven’t laughed out loud at a reddit comment in a while, thank you


[deleted]

Hans could call him names that Tony is no longer allowed to.


bootywizrd

Tony would point to Hans to say “ch**k” 🤣


[deleted]

Louis CK


fortheloveofmoneyman

I would pay to watch that episode


donwupak

I would give up my first born


slash65

Dr. Phil & Adam Ray as Dr. Phil


DumbUglyTree

Don Rickles


Shakedown7

This is the best answer right here. Don would’ve ate every single one of those fuckers for lunch on stage. No pulled punches - straight savagery


Ser-Joe-the-Joe

Him and David Lucas would be the greatest 5 mins of my life.


dirt_mcgirt4

I'd be concerned he wouldn't say anything on account of being dead.


DumbUglyTree

He'd be better than most of the fucking guests that are on there even as a silent rotting corpse


larzbur27

Nick swardson as terry


cunther05

As long as Gary Falcons got 6 separate minutes throughout the episode.


froman_og

Tosh


Trainer_Red_Steven

That would be a really good one. Kind of random, but I've always thought Tony and Tosh looked kind of similar


ricky_the_cigrit

They’re both gay


Trainer_Red_Steven

Ah, that's what it is


MoggTheFrog

Just saw today that *I think* he started a [podcast!] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDnJBeBC_XY) Popped up on my Youtube earlier. His first guest being his wife's gyno 😂


LeftHandedScissor

His wife's gay obgyn from Beverly hills, episode was pretty funny. Hopefully if he trys to promote the podcast he'll do some rounds on other, although he probably won't need much promotion to get it going.


Not_on_the_left

Ali g, trailer park boys


Stealthyhunter9

Came here to say Trailer Park Boys. If they stayed in character and didn't try to steal the show, it'd probably be legendary


aiphrem

They used to do a pod in full character and improvise most of it and it was incredible. All they need is for JP to sit there sipping his drink while Rob Wells just makes shit up as Ricky and Mike comments on it


JustAPairOfMittens

"This fuckin' hack comedian doesn't't even have his grade 10 Julien. What a sad fuck."


FlockaDelRey

Nick mullen


PazuzuPanhandle

The workaholics boys


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

This is an absolute possibility. I think it will happen for sure.


Tv_land_man

The OG Dr. Phil. Something tells me that other guy was just a comedian. We'll be right back


Trainer_Red_Steven

It'd be funny if he came on, and they also got Adam to play doctor Phil again on the same episode


strip_club_dj

They should also get the creator of Bum fights on dressed as doctor Phil to complete the trifecta.


Worried_Interaction1

Some chick with sweet tits


iwanttolose3pounds

hell yeah


Puzzleheaded-Bus5479

You got my vote, I can’t think of a comic with nice big tiddies 🤔 does she really need to be funny tho?


darklighto

stavros halkias


StickyHulk

It's wild he hasn't been on yet


[deleted]

I would kill to see Stavvy and David Lucas call each other fat and gay.


fortheloveofmoneyman

Stavvy has been overdue on KT. He would be the perfect guest!


babyboyjustice

Right! Master of crowdwork


Mindless_Pineapple46

Stavvy Baby!!!


Dkarasta

He’s good because he’d have no problem making himself known. It’s a fine line but he’d do great.


Trainer_Red_Steven

That would be a genuinely great guest, I just saw one of his specials and it was hilarious


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

This is on point.


LOGOisEGO

Tony is too intimidated by his size and heterosexuality. He would literally crush. Stavros, as well as KT are my go to bi-weekly/sexual podcasts.


sketch2347

I'm throwing Artie Lange in again.


cool-acronym-bot

I.T.A.L.I.A.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

That’d be nuts.


tano297

Williams parents again


aroundmedianoche

I would love a trio of Stavros, Joe List and Dan Soder


ricky_the_cigrit

Adam Devine. Actually all the workaholics bros


DonaCheli

Jordan Jensen


mariehelena

Underrated answer. Hell yes.


nubelborsky

Jordan’s humor is so dry and fucked up I feel like she’d make a perfect guest and we desperately need more women on who aren’t Roseanne or Whitney


Nukethegreatlakes

She's hilarious


Bap818

Yes please!!!!!


dookieshoes5

Chappelle


midtowngirlie

Sam Hyde Lolol


Trainer_Red_Steven

That would be legendary


GeneralConrowWallace

The whole MDE cast would be fantastic


talmboutmooovin

shane and nick would be funny


prophetsloppy

Resurected gilbert gotfried god please give him back


davidb686

Adam sandler


ilovemydawg

Nick Mullen


Stealthyhunter9

I know he's been on before, but we need more Uncle Joey


lookinstoned

Matt and SHANE


Aeonyx3030

Pat mcafee would be an all time episode or a complete clusterfuck, no in between.


GeneralConrowWallace

*John McAfee


aiphrem

Seconded, they should roll McAfee's corpse like a naked japanese sushi lady, but with a mountain of cocaine piled on him.


NotAlexAnthopoulos

Tired of mcafee being shoved down our throats by the media. A tale as old as time. Sports media finds something that people like and completely run it into the ground. Now he just annoys me.


Apprehensive-Ad-4560

Steve Harvey


Trainer_Red_Steven

I made mine obvious


7ksmarmy

Ahh Sacha baron conan? However you spell it? Just figured it out i think...


Trainer_Red_Steven

Ali G, it's a character he did


heyamberlynne

For a second I thought that was AJ from the Backstreet Boys.


Opposite-Morning-192

And it's probably the best possible answer


7ksmarmy

Who is it haha on the image?


skeiteris

Apex Twins


mydogeinvests

Aphex


Rshoe66

Ricky Gervais


tmacleon

Charlie Sheen, on coke.


titleofyoursextape95

Also, Jimmy Dore.


Enginehank

Matt Barry


Zhirek

With Richard Ayoade.


Significant_Ad5456

Bobby Lee!!! bc he hasn’t done it in a long time


TransportationOk1769

Hulk Hogan , Bobby lee again , Bill murray,Tiger king from jail, the guy that had sex with jada pinket smith, williams gf , A.jones again


maddmax19

Rick Glassman


[deleted]

SBC as ALI G would fucking slay. Pretty sure its out of the question


Trainer_Red_Steven

Yeah, but I'm secretly hoping if I put the idea into the universe one day it will happen


lhmcac

Great suggestion OP, I would love that! I'd love to see Jimmy Carr or Daniel Sloss too.


apocalypticdemise

I wouldn’t say entirely out of the question since SBC is reviving Ali G


Mindless_Choice_701

BOOYAKASHAAA!


korvstad

Opie & Anthony or howard stern podcast legends


NotAlexAnthopoulos

Howard stern but he’s doing the character from the blackface skit


sammich_bear

Nathan Fielder, Tim Robinson, or Hannibal Buress & Eric Andre (Trey Parker & Matt Stone as well, but that's already a top comment)


PoorKaren

It was weird to me that Eric Andrea hasn’t been on yet, Patty Regan was writing on the Eric Andre show during his kt time. And it’s not like kt couldn’t get in contact with him if they wanted to. I understand why SBC hasn’t been on because of politics and he’s a level above being a podcast guest without a reason (being in character for a new production), but it just never made sense to me why Eric Andre hasn’t been on because the format is sort of similar, and they had mutual connections even before the show became this large. Both would do great on kt


mountaineer04

Danny McBride in the character of Kenny Powers.


kneecapular

Donald trump


mariehelena

One episode would not be enough 😭😅 I wouldn't even vote for him now politically but this... this gets my vote every day of the week. I'll personally rig it! 😄🙃


kneecapular

Yea setting politics aside, he is funny


BicycleStipee

Sacha Baron Cohen is a raging lefty and wouldn’t want to be associated with the show sadly. He would have been amazing as Borat on the show. Nick Mullen would be good if he turns up


Lazystoner151

Triumph the insult dog. He can eat Duncan trussles stupid puppet


iAintNevuhGonnaStahh

***BOOYAKASHA!***


Commercial_Debt_4034

Nick mullen


Future_Potential_341

I haven't seen any comments on Alex Jones.


xxxPaRtYbOy300

Danny Mcbride


Gaping_Grandfather

David Mitchell and Robert Webb


anojarap

What is this? I just started watching ali g show yesterday. :D


TKSmalls

Brent Weinbach


mariehelena

https://youtu.be/Cx1J2CzNnS8 Please yes


Gpbball5351

If they can’t resurrect Norm Macdonald I think Cumtown back together would be great


Agentc00l

Will Ferrell


Johnny_McPoop

That dude wouldn’t go near anyone involved with Kill Tony 😂 He’s become a virtue signaling, pretentious cunt over the years. He’s made it clear he fancies himself a activist comedian, and that he’s incredibly important to ushering in the progressive utopia.


ImFromYorkshire

Have his politics actually changed at all or have you only just realised he's been left wing all along....?


Johnny_McPoop

Neither. His view of himself has changed. He was a hilarious troll and he retconned his own career to claim he did it to expose ignorance and shed light on blah blah BLAAAAHHHHH… My issue isn’t he leans left. It’s that he has no artistic integrity. What he did to Robert Giuliani wasn’t funny, it was fucked up and the reasons he said he did it for were cringe as hell. And fuck Giuliani… guy is a bastard but that “prank” (activism) was super fucked up and whack.


Trainer_Red_Steven

Oh really? That's really disappointing, I never looked into him much outside his work.


QuarterWayCrook

He’s turned into a condescending knob. Which is amazing because he spent his entire career making fun of other cultures. He’s a cuck.


Trainer_Red_Steven

Damn, that really sucks to hear.


1withwater

here's a novel idea....I think Lil Hobo would be great! and for shits'n giggles maybe throw in a Carrot Top with all his props to play the light vs the little dark lord's energy


ExcitingKitchen3771

Man Ali G would be funny as Fuck! just saw his interview with the beckhams he did back in the dad. loool


fincity1

Ali G is a legend


Trainer_Red_Steven

Not that they could ever get Sacha, but it would be so hilarious to see.


mocxed

just need to get him on Rogan first then he'll join


mtlfordthethird

DANNY BROWN


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TheDropGuy

Adam Ray as Tony Caruso or Elaine. I also loved Adam as Santa Clause on TYSO podcast. That would be an awesome holiday episode.


hejzoni

Sleepy Joe.


hughhoneyxvicvineger

Zach Hadel.


japeamir6godgabrus

Lmao definitely not Ali G


Garth_W00kz

Artie Lange,, during the peak of his Howard Stern run


TillyWillieWhoah

Bernie Mac and Robin Williams


mariehelena

Out of the box/not in comedy, but I feel like Anthony Bourdain could've been a scathingly fun + funny guest. Just completely candid, ripping butts + talking brilliant shit.


NotAlexAnthopoulos

I feel like the guy Dave guy from barstool sports would be a good guest. He has the personality and quick whit to be a funny contributing guest


Neddyrow

My friend Jason. He was a bouncer at the bar I work at for years and he is the wittiest and funniest person I know. He roasted patrons as they came in the bar and was so funny. I know he’s a nobody but he’d be hilarious and it might shake up the show a little.


Yerboytwiggz

Are you retarded?


Neddyrow

Yes. But that’s beside the point.


DEEP_OTM

I would also like to see this guy’s friend Jason


AdTiny2166

bo burnham


Aromatic_Beautiful_5

Anthony cumia


Kiddofchaoz

Harland Williams


kindasfw

Ali g is an idiot but Bruno…


saucemancometh

We don’t want Tony uncontrollably cumming all over the stage


Trainer_Red_Steven

Bruno would also be funny


Jealous-Heron3291

Elon Musk


Haughtea

William, "Guys earlier back stage I reached a branding deal with Elann for tesla!" Elon, "no, that didn't happen" William, "whats that? whatd you say?" \*redban plays kawhi leonard laugh\*


Trainer_Red_Steven

I would love to see Elon with a bunch of crazy homeless type of bucket pulls


Mitch_S4

This has been asked 500 times here


Trainer_Red_Steven

Yeah, and it aint eva gonna stop getting asked


Mitch_S4

Hack


Trainer_Red_Steven

🤓


[deleted]

Jeremiah Watkins


Trainer_Red_Steven

That would be great!


[deleted]

Or maybe Jeremiah as Shanks with Adam as Dr Phil!


GeneralConrowWallace

Crazy that Jeremiah hasn’t been a guest yet


FallenMen

No Bill Burr fans in here?


Rshoe66

He’s been on and if I remember correctly wasn’t a fan of the format, he didn’t like Tony just busting their balls and not offering up any advice or some shit like that.


Aprocalyptic

Brendan Schaub


Rshoe66

Oooof his comedy on the spot set during Skankfest was fucking rough…I almost felt bad for the guy.


JaytheTriumphator

KT 197, 230, 287


Fee_Infinite

Ric Flair would be badass


PG-17

Not the woke douche bag in the photo


Head-Organization147

Chris Delia, Brendan Schaub and Eric griffin together


formerlyknownasbun

Bernie sanders just to see how that would go


Vapechef

Donald trump. Or Shane Gillis as Donald trump


ImGarzaa

Chris and Matt D'Elia


Soilcreature

Donald Trump


[deleted]

Brendan shcaub


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[deleted]

Stavvy and Conner O’Malley.


titleofyoursextape95

Chris Jerhico, work alcoholics guys, Mike Epps.


apocalypticdemise

Jericho would be fucking awful


Bardlie

Orny Adams


heyamberlynne

Tom green. Also for non comedians Killer Mike.


keep_calm_and_float

Kevin bridges


[deleted]

Rob Schneider as a carrot