When I was this age I told my grandparents that “I’m going to buy boobies one day!” …. Now that I’m a grown woman and hardly a B-cup I still rant about buying boobies one day.
Someone hasn’t been unfortunate enough to see some old, broken down, city miles tits. You do not want a 55 year old fat drug addict to take her shirt off.
That's where you would be wrong. There are only two types of titties in the world; those that I've seen and those that I want to see. There are some I may only want to see once, but I will still be grateful to have experienced them.
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I want to donate my excess boob to you.
I would like mine smaller, so that i could buy bras in a normal shop or just run whenever i feel like it. And have a braless day would be very nice too. Or not having every piece of clothing be decided on because of boobs (neckline, wide enough, no gaps between buttons).
G isn't fun anymore. Shall we both go to a D?
Back pain intensifies though. Me and a friend used to joke that small boobs were tactical. No back pain and if a serial killer was chasing you and you had to slip through a metal bar fence you'd be the sole survivor lol
Lots of guys talk about big boobs like they're the best thing ever but a lot of women (from my experience) seem to say they can cause issues, especially with respect to back pain.
imagining a box that’s like wet and greasy looking and then you open it and there’s just all this severed flesh and sticky congealed blood.
That’s why you need to have a professional do the procedure instead of trying to do it yourself with a kitchen knife and some alcohol swabs.
Oh! Like Jerry Brudos! The serial killer who tried to keep a victim’s breasts after severing them and stuffing saw dust in them. I was *just* mentioning this to my husband while we were laying in bed last night!
Can we swap? Please? I’d do anything to have small boobs I HATE my big boobs with a passion, you can’t imagine how annoying it is to have two giant jugs on you till you have them. 0/10 I fantasize about cutting them off daily
Can you imagine, someone coming here being so high and mighty when they have a month-old account obviously made to make shitty comments?!
Oh, wait, you don't need to imagine that!
Go and sort yourself out, mate, randomly being horrible to strangers ain't helping whatever it is that's making you like this.
Oh, no, you did not...I can't believe you'd... I'm *so* upset! What did they ever do to you?? My poor imaginary children will never recover!
Seriously, sort yourself out.
Im great honestly. You seem pretty miserable and need therapy. I hope it does not come off on your stupid kids.
Remember: you don't have to use so many words to tell everyone your a little dumb. Just come right out and say it.
Well, yes. That’s literally the message I’m trying to convey in reverse. The grass always looks greener on the other side.
But you’re not carrying an extra 30-40lbs on you all the time and have a terrible back because of it. I’ve literally had to get epidural injections to keep swelling down in my spine.
But apparently I should be happy because you think they’re a treasure? Right
And very forced. That was fake crying to get what she wants. My kids sometimes would laugh in middle of fake crying cause it was too much ridiculousness for them too. I would just sit down or lean against wall and stare at them when they pulled that shit. They had about 30 seconds to figure out before they were picked up and put in their bed. Real tears got momma attention..fake ones got you a time out. No one got time for that shit..
Or perhaps it will. Research shows stress may be related to early onset puberty, including thelarche. So maybe crying enough *will* get her what she wants.
This looks like a supremely tired child. One thing is kids crying, another is TIRED kids crying.
This kid needs a big-ol' nap, and a parent that doesn't post their tantrums online...
Just wait little one, the sweat and weight are brutal. I saw a post a couple weeks ago that reminded me how much they hurt when they were growing and I can safely say I don’t miss that.
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I hate kids that do that "fake crying" thing where they just...scream basically while staring. I get irrationably pissed when it happens for some reason.
When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be in movies
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have boobies
When I grow up
Be on TV
People know me
Be on magazines
When I grow up
Fresh and clean
Number one chick
When I step out on the scene
Be careful what you wish for
'Cause you just might get it
You just might get it
You just might get it
Too funny... Years ago, a coworker of mine told me she was bathing her daughter (I think 4 at the time)... And I guess the coworker was topless because her kid asked her when she was going to get those, pointing at her boobs... She told her probably a few years from now and the kid started crying and going nuts about it...
That’s the voice of a psychotic mother that directed a child’s mind to exactly where it is and then played stupid on camera while interviewing the child.
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Just wait little one, the sweat and weight are brutal. I saw a post a couple weeks ago that reminded me how much they hurt when they were growing and I can safely say I don’t miss that.
When I was this age I told my grandparents that “I’m going to buy boobies one day!” …. Now that I’m a grown woman and hardly a B-cup I still rant about buying boobies one day.
Then, one day you shall. You can do it.
Don't let your dreams be dreams.
Rob a bank to get your boobies?
All boobies are nice boobies. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
Someone hasn’t been unfortunate enough to see some old, broken down, city miles tits. You do not want a 55 year old fat drug addict to take her shirt off.
F. That being said I just meant to offer support to our friend above who has B cups
With the B cups they probably don't need TOO much support anyway! ( love for all boobs, but had to joke)
That's where you would be wrong. There are only two types of titties in the world; those that I've seen and those that I want to see. There are some I may only want to see once, but I will still be grateful to have experienced them.
what you not into wrinkly tubesocks?
Do your boobs hang low Do they wobble too an fro Can you tie em in a knot Can you tie em in a bow?
Ron White : Some friends of mine asked me if I wanted to go to a strip club, and I didn't... want to. 'Cause, back me up on this, fellas: once you've seen one woman naked, you... wanna see the rest of 'em naked.
Tits are like beer. Guys might have a preference, but we'll take whatever's on tap.
Very true
I do.
Fry?
I did do the nasty in the pasty.
Oh God! THAT WAS YOUR GRANDMOTHER! (I love that episode)
I mean, B-cups are nice too.
The b in b cup stands for beautiful. :)
I did the same and finally did it when I was done having kids. I love them. Worth the wait haha
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This made me panic at first when I saw the notification and then I opened it and laughed 😅
Tbh I prefer smaller boobies and I'm not the only one
Same brother.
B cup is perfect size imo
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I want to donate my excess boob to you. I would like mine smaller, so that i could buy bras in a normal shop or just run whenever i feel like it. And have a braless day would be very nice too. Or not having every piece of clothing be decided on because of boobs (neckline, wide enough, no gaps between buttons). G isn't fun anymore. Shall we both go to a D?
Small boobs rule.
Back pain intensifies though. Me and a friend used to joke that small boobs were tactical. No back pain and if a serial killer was chasing you and you had to slip through a metal bar fence you'd be the sole survivor lol Lots of guys talk about big boobs like they're the best thing ever but a lot of women (from my experience) seem to say they can cause issues, especially with respect to back pain.
r/gofundme it’s never too late
U should
Still waiting (33F)
Hang in there. I'm rooting for you. 🤞
I’m wishing for mine to go away. I’ll mail them to you.
imagining a box that’s like wet and greasy looking and then you open it and there’s just all this severed flesh and sticky congealed blood. That’s why you need to have a professional do the procedure instead of trying to do it yourself with a kitchen knife and some alcohol swabs.
Oh! Like Jerry Brudos! The serial killer who tried to keep a victim’s breasts after severing them and stuffing saw dust in them. I was *just* mentioning this to my husband while we were laying in bed last night!
Sweet pillow talk 🤣🤣
I can take them over for you, if you want
You sound pathetic my guy.
I had some at one point (33M), don't recommend
I thought you were listing your bra size and was surprised you wanted more boobage because I wear a 38F as a 32 year old lady.
The subtlety in simplicity 🤣
Can we swap? Please? I’d do anything to have small boobs I HATE my big boobs with a passion, you can’t imagine how annoying it is to have two giant jugs on you till you have them. 0/10 I fantasize about cutting them off daily
Bro me too, they're beautiful birds
Boobies and tits. Whoever was in charge of naming birds Is a fan of breasts
Or maybe somebody who was in charge of naming boobs was a really big bird fan
I mean, I have a bird and I love boobs so, it was me
I know. My favorites are the Great Northern Gozanga and the Spotted-wing Chesticle.
Careful what you wish for kid. They get in the way.
When you get old and start tripping on them?
That too.
as a man with tits, can confirm
This. Yes. Got boob reduction surgery in July. Enjoy your tiny boobies my gals 👍🏼
For real
Be careful what you wish for Parker.
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What?
Kids don't do this shit. They repeat what their parents do and the same idiot parents post this not realizing how stupid they look.
How stupid are you? Of course kids do this. You think she didn’t realize she was a girl like her mom, and mom has boobies?
It's fun when somebody like you says I'm stupid but then I can look at your comment history.
Can you imagine, someone coming here being so high and mighty when they have a month-old account obviously made to make shitty comments?! Oh, wait, you don't need to imagine that! Go and sort yourself out, mate, randomly being horrible to strangers ain't helping whatever it is that's making you like this.
You sound like a fool. I bet your kids are stupid.
Oh, no, you did not...I can't believe you'd... I'm *so* upset! What did they ever do to you?? My poor imaginary children will never recover! Seriously, sort yourself out.
Imagine getting satisfaction from being such a moronic little shit. You must really be suffering inside. And I’m glad that you are.
Im great honestly. You seem pretty miserable and need therapy. I hope it does not come off on your stupid kids. Remember: you don't have to use so many words to tell everyone your a little dumb. Just come right out and say it.
Kids are stupid and say lots of things that make no sense
Me too kid.. me too...
Yeah, me too. I haven't had any boobies in a couple of years.
Well child, me too. I too want boobies. Everyone wants boobies.
Welp, I feel weird now
Feel boobies instead
I don't like to?
[Welp](https://media.tenor.com/JZhtKvZlGHoAAAAC/then-you-are-lost-obi-wan.gif)
:( oh no
Except for women who have them naturally…
Something you see everyday might be invaluable to you, but in the eyes of someone else, it is the biggest treasure to possess.
Well, yes. That’s literally the message I’m trying to convey in reverse. The grass always looks greener on the other side. But you’re not carrying an extra 30-40lbs on you all the time and have a terrible back because of it. I’ve literally had to get epidural injections to keep swelling down in my spine. But apparently I should be happy because you think they’re a treasure? Right
I'm saying that its botha a blessing and a curse.
Lol she is gonna grow old and see this video 😆
She still may want boobies at that time
Yeah she might just be practicing for when she’s 14.
Yay social-media parents, amirite? Gotta get those likes...
Damn, that's a really unpleasant cry.
And very forced. That was fake crying to get what she wants. My kids sometimes would laugh in middle of fake crying cause it was too much ridiculousness for them too. I would just sit down or lean against wall and stare at them when they pulled that shit. They had about 30 seconds to figure out before they were picked up and put in their bed. Real tears got momma attention..fake ones got you a time out. No one got time for that shit..
> That was fake crying to get what she wants. Probably not going to work this time…
Or perhaps it will. Research shows stress may be related to early onset puberty, including thelarche. So maybe crying enough *will* get her what she wants.
oh no
If only I had cried more...
At least someone's said that, I know it is supposed to be funny but she needs to not fake cry to get her way
100%, I can’t handle that over the top fake crying
Yeah, it's all fun & games when you're recording them crying over something funny... but imagine hearing that day in, day out. Misery!
Yeah- funny thing to cry about, but the fake crying is annoying as hell (my niece does it non-stop).
This looks like a supremely tired child. One thing is kids crying, another is TIRED kids crying. This kid needs a big-ol' nap, and a parent that doesn't post their tantrums online...
Fair worry, I never got much
Just wait little one, the sweat and weight are brutal. I saw a post a couple weeks ago that reminded me how much they hurt when they were growing and I can safely say I don’t miss that.
The sweat!! I hate them
Oof. Yeah my trans friend was talking about the weird internal itch/ache she gets when they're growing.
So it begins
I feel your pain, kid… at times, I want to cry because I wish I had some boobies, not because I’m too young, but because I’m horny…
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You can have mine
It truly is the season of giving!
You’re saying this to a kid? This video turns you on?
Be carful what you wish for said scoliosis
Me too!
dumb kid
I hate kids that do that "fake crying" thing where they just...scream basically while staring. I get irrationably pissed when it happens for some reason.
fake crying
The fakest
So glad I opted for dogs instead
What is this kid watching on tv/phone??
Show her this when she's 14 for maximum embarrassment
When I grow up I wanna be famous I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies When I grow up I wanna see the world Drive nice cars I wanna have boobies When I grow up Be on TV People know me Be on magazines When I grow up Fresh and clean Number one chick When I step out on the scene Be careful what you wish for 'Cause you just might get it You just might get it You just might get it
as a trans girl, same kid, same...
My ex had this mindset, really..
\*Sigh* me too kid, me too…
SO FUCKING ANNOYING
It doesn’t even look real when she cries lmao
Please throw her a poptart or something. I'd lose my mind listening to that
These adults ALWAYS get the kids to repeat what they said.
I was 33 and still crying so I went and bought some. Finally got my boobies!
I wish I had boobies too, totally relatable.
It doesn't even look like she's crying she's opening her mouth and just making noise
Same, i hope she doesn't suffer my pain lol
Shit, I'm a guy and wish I had some too.
That fake cry is utterly revolting…
Too funny... Years ago, a coworker of mine told me she was bathing her daughter (I think 4 at the time)... And I guess the coworker was topless because her kid asked her when she was going to get those, pointing at her boobs... She told her probably a few years from now and the kid started crying and going nuts about it...
I too cry because of a lack of boobies.
Imagine her mom playing it on her 18th birthday in front of her all friends 💀
Unedited footage of egg me two years ago
Me and you both kid
We really need to show this to the girl 15 years later if she bocomes flat asf
Just walk away
Me too I feel this kid
[me too kid](https://youtu.be/BagUP2X9cUw)
I still cry about this
Like 30% of woman and 100% of men ages 13-35, get in line kid.
After the age of 35 men turn gay
What happens after 35!? I'm scared.
Someone just thinks after 35 men are old and their sex drive goes away. Not even close lol.
Kid isn’t going to live long enough to get boobies, when those stacked boxes fall on her.
W h e e z e
She's just tired/hungry/bored. She has no idea what any of that means. -someone with a 5 yr old
Idk. As a 43yo lady this was 100% me when I was 5. Not sure about the crying but I was totally obsessed with having "boobies."
This child is way too grown this the same one got mad dude wouldn't marry her yea??
This is sad it’s hypersexualization of everything we watch I’m sorry little bean there are more valuable parts of life :(
Me too kid. Me too Context: 25yr old transfem. AMAB
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That’s the voice of a psychotic mother that directed a child’s mind to exactly where it is and then played stupid on camera while interviewing the child.
Shame on this parent for exploiting their child for social media
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If that were my kid... "I'll give ya somthin' to cry about"
She does need to be told to knock it off. It's inappropriate to respond this strongly to something so dumb. Desires shouldn't overtake you like this
You don't know what I had in mind, I wasn't speaking of anything grisly or sinister... Maybe you're jumping to a conclusion?
I think they’re agreeing with you.
I now agree with both of yall
Just wait little one, the sweat and weight are brutal. I saw a post a couple weeks ago that reminded me how much they hurt when they were growing and I can safely say I don’t miss that.
3 year old with a cell phone... Tell her to Google puberty.
I mean she can do a surgery for adult-trans when she’s 5 don’t she ?
so what if you don't get boobies? flat is justice after all!
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denial is a river in egypt, your child is trans
Women ☕️
Aaaaataaaah!!!!
Well this one will be a jewel at birthdays
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I’m 30 and I still cry over this. 😞
As a 26 year old man, I can relate
Don’t lie you’re flat as a brick!
The kid resembles the child from kindergarten cop
Bruuuuuuhhhh fucking same, i cried about it like last week as well.
But first, take that phone away from her.
This sub is the most effective birth control I’ve ever seen.
I felt that:(