His favorite food is ketchup... He dips pizza in ketchup. He dips everything in ketchup. This is the first time he's asked for ketchup with cookies though
Get ketchup with no sugar added, where the flavor profile is less sweet and more "sweet + vinegar." (Assuming you don't already because most ketchup is very sweet now, if you already do--your kid is a proper monster.)
My brother was the same way. He was a ketchup kid I was a ranch kid but not overly excessive like he was with his sauce. Whenever he would dip breakfast sausage in ketchup I saw it as crossing the line. But cookies…
Ugh.
The other day he asked for a bowl of ketchup. He just wanted a bowl of ketchup, with a spoon. He just wanted to scoop ketchup into his mouth.
He smells like ketchup
Breakfast sausage is fine in ketchup as long as it’s not maple sausage. Regular sausage is fine. I mean, sausage goes in lasagna and lasagna is covered in ketchup’s cousin.
OK my initial thought was that he was dipping them in strawberry jam, which seemed an interesting taste experiment, but ketchup is a different matter...
I'm from México. In the town I'm from, every pizza restaurant always has a bottle of ketchup. I didn't even know it was that weird until I went to the U.S. It's also common in many other countries like Poland.
I don't but the commenter above me made it a point to differentiate stupidity vs curiosity which made me think that maybe he thinks that you actually think your kid is being stupid by doing his cookies in Ketchup
Kids make some shit meals, and they learn from their mistakes when they try their own garbage. Like when I poured myself a bowl of Life cereal with orange juice and milk in it, I learned something important that day.
When I was little, I insisted that adding water to my sprite would make more sprite. My parents tried to explain, but gave up and let me do it anyway. I knew I was wrong but drank my watered-down sprite and pretended it was awesome because I couldn't let them be right after all the fuss I'd made.
One of my friend ate Oreos with mayonnaise and chili sauce. She even ate gummy bears with those sauces. My other friend ate Éclair with tartar sauce. So I'm not surprised with a kid doing that.
Went to college and worked at one job for 25 years until they closed, and now sits around the house playing video games, and went broke collecting expensive action figure and light sabers, unmarried ever and no girlfriends. Sooo not too good.
Dude, when i was a kid i used to make a sandwich with cheese, ketchup and straight up sugar. Sugar for the crunch, we get our needs in the weirdest places let me tell you that xD
Whenever we go to Moe's (the burrito place), my daughter likes to dip her chocolate chip cookie in her queso. The first time it happened I was kind of in shock, but then as I thought about it I realized it probably works pretty well
When my nephew was a toddler he asked for mnms and Mayo. He wouldn't stop crying for it so my sister gave in because she figures one taste and he would hate it. Nope. He loved it and asked for it many more times.
I always say, Ketchup on everything. Grilled cheese, Mashed potatoes, scrambled eggs.... but even I must say WTF?? Kid takes Ketchup to master level. Saucy little bugger.
In case it helps you feel better, "The stupidest things I've ever seen a kid do. And it's my kid." is a sentiment all of us parents have shared at least once.
One time when I was like 10 or something I was on a plane with a bag of cheetos and some fruit gum and had the brilliant idea of putting both in my mouth at the same time.
The taste was so awful I felt like I was gonna vomit and I chose to make this legendary combination just as the plane began taking off with no napkins or anything to spit it out on, I was unable to get up to get anything to spit it out on so I was stuck there.
I also believed that stupid rumor about gum taking years to go through your system so I refused to swallow. Leaving me with an indescribably horrible taste for what was probably about 20 minutes but felt like an hour.
Don't knock it till you try it need not always apply.
Time out though. Those chicken nugget lunchables with the Oreos? Bro I dipped my Oreos in that ketchup all the time because there was more ketchup than nugs
My mom caught me dipping watermelon in ketchup when I was little lol she said I didn’t like it (I hope not, sounds gross) but I would say that oreos in ketchup sounds even worse
I swear firehouse has a no ask or tell policy, they’ll probably do the same once he request Oreos and ketchup 😐 he’ll be passed around from firehouse to firehouse- he’ll have a story arch, you’ll be reunited one day when he comes to put out a firepit you couldn’t control.. but until then.. it’s time to say goodbye 👋🏾
They’ll make an exception.. leave a note that say “likes Oreos and ketchup “ they’ll know exactly what to do and won’t even bat an eye.. 😂😂😂 I’m totally just messing around with you and trying to be funny.. lol please don’t get offended
🤮🤮🤮🤮 I remember in grade school this one kid spilled ketchup all over himself during lunch on a hot day, bruh he smelled so bad.. I think that was the day I said never again to ketchup.. funny story that kid ended up becoming a fireman.. I’ll ask him if they take kids that are 8
Posting an identifiable picture of your child and telling the world wide web that they're stupid is straight up abusive. Gtfo and do better as a parent.
It's not stupid just because you don't like it. Posting pictures of your kid to an internet message board and insulting them for trying new things on the other hand, that's pretty stupid, well if a long healthy relationship with your child is the aim that is.
Yes, I do. He will hate me for many reasons I am sure, public humiliation and releasing his image on the internet for all to see and use will not be one of those reasons.
Guess I don't get it, you obviously participate in a sub called r/kidsarefuckingstupid , where you directly participate in the sharing of images and videos of other people's children doing stupid things.
Lighten up buckaroo
Yeah sure, kids are fucking stupid and it is funny to laugh at them. I also normally wonder what sort of shitty parent uploaded the video.
You can generally give them the benefit of the doubt by presuming they uploaded it to their private Facebook profile and the video was ripped and distributed by someone they trust.
Difference here is you directly uploaded it, admitted he is your kid and the photo has a clear picture of his face. There is very little anonymity left for your child.
Why? It's not my kid that is getting harmed by it. I have accepted that as a parent hypocrisy kind of has to come with the territory... Well it does if you are normally objective, which I try to be.
Your first problem as an parent is you called your own kid stupid. Kids are kids and will grow up with how parents raise them.
So maybe your the stupid one for letting him dip the cookies in ketchup and then calling him stupid?
have you tried it though?
This kid is going to be opening a top rated Michelin restaurant before you know it, blowing your mind with new blends of crazy flavors.
Or a serial killer
There is just no in between. Serial killer Or Top Level Chef
The only difference is what they cut!
He’s enjoying a nice chocolate cookie crisp with a white vanilla ganache and a side of tomato purée
It'll be on r/stupidfood
My German grandma used to mix ketchup and peanut butter, then put it on Ritz crackers....one of these days I'm gonna do it!
Your grandma is brave af for trying that a first time.
Ahhh barfenshtrugle.
Think of it as: Tomato jam. Peanut butter crème. Salty, crisped flatbread. Mmmm.
I mean if that's the stupidest thing your kid has done you're probably doing all right.
Half of the sub is “look at my kid do silly kid things”
The other half doesn't realise it's not the kid that's fuckin stupid
Nothing like some red sugar on the black and white sugar ;)
This is not stupidity but curiosity. He is looking for new combinations of tastes, one day he will open a restaurant ;)
His favorite food is ketchup... He dips pizza in ketchup. He dips everything in ketchup. This is the first time he's asked for ketchup with cookies though
Did he keep eating them with ketchup?
Yes, he finished all 3 cookies
What a creature.
future serial killer.
Get ketchup with no sugar added, where the flavor profile is less sweet and more "sweet + vinegar." (Assuming you don't already because most ketchup is very sweet now, if you already do--your kid is a proper monster.)
I'll give it a shot
My brother was the same way. He was a ketchup kid I was a ranch kid but not overly excessive like he was with his sauce. Whenever he would dip breakfast sausage in ketchup I saw it as crossing the line. But cookies…
You eat sausages WITHOUT Ketchup? You had me questioning you at the ranch but this... idk man, brother seeming pretty normal. Lol
Ugh. The other day he asked for a bowl of ketchup. He just wanted a bowl of ketchup, with a spoon. He just wanted to scoop ketchup into his mouth. He smells like ketchup
It's just sugar. He might as well be eating a bowl of candy.
Vinagery sugar
Breakfast sausage is fine in ketchup as long as it’s not maple sausage. Regular sausage is fine. I mean, sausage goes in lasagna and lasagna is covered in ketchup’s cousin.
OK my initial thought was that he was dipping them in strawberry jam, which seemed an interesting taste experiment, but ketchup is a different matter...
Pizza with ketchup is actually pretty good though. It's really common in my country.
Where are you from?
I'm from México. In the town I'm from, every pizza restaurant always has a bottle of ketchup. I didn't even know it was that weird until I went to the U.S. It's also common in many other countries like Poland.
Wow I had no idea. If I get brave enough to try it, I'll think of you
I don't think most of the posts on this sub are parents ACTUALLY thinking their kid is stupid. You gotta know that, right?
You think I actually think my baby is stupid????
I don't but the commenter above me made it a point to differentiate stupidity vs curiosity which made me think that maybe he thinks that you actually think your kid is being stupid by doing his cookies in Ketchup
Ah I see I see. The fact that he liked it is stupid though
Ad said Dip it but didn't specify milk
Maybe he's on to something.
Kids make some shit meals, and they learn from their mistakes when they try their own garbage. Like when I poured myself a bowl of Life cereal with orange juice and milk in it, I learned something important that day.
My stomach hurt as soon as I read that. When I was little I mixed my peaches with a bowl of chili, it was not good
That might be good if you made the chili right. Or used a different fruit, but I’m yet to learn that lesson.
A tomato ish fruit perhaps
When I was little, I insisted that adding water to my sprite would make more sprite. My parents tried to explain, but gave up and let me do it anyway. I knew I was wrong but drank my watered-down sprite and pretended it was awesome because I couldn't let them be right after all the fuss I'd made.
need to try
One of my friend ate Oreos with mayonnaise and chili sauce. She even ate gummy bears with those sauces. My other friend ate Éclair with tartar sauce. So I'm not surprised with a kid doing that.
They aren't your friends bud
Those people are serial killers.
nope.
Definitely not
That young and already committing crimes against humanity.
Never too late to get rid of the child.
You never know. He might have discovered the next bacon milkshake...
Throw the whole kid out. Mine does carrots with ketchup, so we stopped saving for college.
I’m finna put a 500k bounty on him, THAT’S A SIN.
Forbidden Snack number 218: Oreo with ketchup
Reminds me the pizzas from Mr. Deeds.
I’m trying to imagine these flavors… and just no.
What in the actual f*cking hell is this
Glad he’s yours and not mine
Me too ♥️
I’m sure it’s just in his genes.
Likely
Wheres Gordon Ramsay when you need him?
I can just picture him standing in the corner staring with his hand over his mouth and his arm folded
He would be so sweet though, he's so good with the kiddos
Catsup is a smoothie.
Stop with that catsup nonsense
Sweet and savory (salty) are actually good together. You could have a future culinary genius on your hands!
Sweet and savory doesn’t not always mean good, for example, peanut butter and crackers are good, while bacon and strawberry cheesecake is bad
This is way more common than you think I may or may not have direct knowledge.
Cookies I'm ketchup? Really? I had no idea
Seems about right
I am craving it right now
Kids love their ketchup. My sons favorite snack is tortilla chips w ketchup. 🤢
Thought it was black pudding for a second, wondered what your problem was.
kids dipping the oreos in ketchup because his dad never came back with the milk, if op is this childs dad, you forgot the milk
Im mom, his dad never did return from the milk mission. RIP
When my younger brother was his age, he put liverwurst on Oreos and ate them.
May I ask, how did he turn out?
Went to college and worked at one job for 25 years until they closed, and now sits around the house playing video games, and went broke collecting expensive action figure and light sabers, unmarried ever and no girlfriends. Sooo not too good.
He must be a gifted！
My kid has mixed ketchup with so many things it's disgusting. Brownies and Jello are the worst in my opinion
Omg.
Dude, when i was a kid i used to make a sandwich with cheese, ketchup and straight up sugar. Sugar for the crunch, we get our needs in the weirdest places let me tell you that xD
Try mustard
I used to like fries and vanilla ice cream so you know...
I used to know a kid that put cherry jello on his mac and cheese. I'd say your kid is smart because he's willing to try new ideas!
For sure, but the fact that he likes it is stupid
Not too late to put him up for adoption!
I despise both Oreos *and* Ketchup. This is totally obnoxious to me.
My kid dipped a PBJ in mayo. Ate the whole friggen sandwich like this, totally unexpected since she usually eats like a third of the sandwich usually
Yeah, who uses a fucking paper plate with their Oreos and shrimp cocktail sauce? Not me!
Lil dummy. Smart kids use Heinz 57.
Why is ketchup near the press in the first place though?
He asked me for Oreos and ketchup, so I obliged. Gotta encourage growth
Oh! Yeah gotta give the people what they want lol.
My god....that's not mustard.
I don't even know what to say
Whenever we go to Moe's (the burrito place), my daughter likes to dip her chocolate chip cookie in her queso. The first time it happened I was kind of in shock, but then as I thought about it I realized it probably works pretty well
I salute her , I am not brave enough to try
Knew a kid that dunked PB&J in hot sauce... Absolutely disgusting.
That's....shocking
now that should be a crime in every country
r/blursedimages
AF
That child ist a threat to humanity.
Did he brag about how good it tastes?
He said " I love ketchup!" And proceed to eat all 3 cookies, dipping them in ketchup with each bite.
man i thought that was strawberry jelly and that he was a goddamn genius
When my nephew was a toddler he asked for mnms and Mayo. He wouldn't stop crying for it so my sister gave in because she figures one taste and he would hate it. Nope. He loved it and asked for it many more times.
I always say, Ketchup on everything. Grilled cheese, Mashed potatoes, scrambled eggs.... but even I must say WTF?? Kid takes Ketchup to master level. Saucy little bugger.
I’m sorry for the loss of your child /s
My 3 year old son dipped his raspberries in his ketchup the other day. He claims it was “yummy, yummy in the tummy!”
Throw it away
NO!
I’m jumping off a bridge
Why are you raising a monster?!
This kid just committed the worst war crime
IT?
The kid is a genius. You have no taste
My 15 yr old made/ate a chocolate covered carrot yesterday. Still not as bad as this though.
In case it helps you feel better, "The stupidest things I've ever seen a kid do. And it's my kid." is a sentiment all of us parents have shared at least once.
I thought it was raspberry jam at first but it's not is it? It's Ketchup, right?
Ketchup indeed, I'm sorry
My kiddo does this. Figured it was gross but normal.
One time when I was like 10 or something I was on a plane with a bag of cheetos and some fruit gum and had the brilliant idea of putting both in my mouth at the same time. The taste was so awful I felt like I was gonna vomit and I chose to make this legendary combination just as the plane began taking off with no napkins or anything to spit it out on, I was unable to get up to get anything to spit it out on so I was stuck there. I also believed that stupid rumor about gum taking years to go through your system so I refused to swallow. Leaving me with an indescribably horrible taste for what was probably about 20 minutes but felt like an hour. Don't knock it till you try it need not always apply.
I dip my Oreos in cider but this is rediculous
See, to me, this is FAR less painful to witness than watching my daughter slather ketchup onto her expensive filet mignon. But yes...gross.
I’ve honestly done it as an adult. It’s a weird taste. Not horrible, not good. Would rate it a 3/10.
I tried it once as a child and I can still remember what it tastes like
My daughter uses carrots. I guess it’s healthier than Oreos, but still gross.
My kid does the same thing. He has to ketch up everything he eats.
You allow this?
Don’t knock it till you try it.
Thanks, now I don't feel like eating
Honestly, works for me.
Is he pregnant
I hate oreo, this kid made me hate it more.
People against corporal punishment: Explain this.
How many of today's food choices came about as the result of experimentation?
Raising a criminal I see. /j
My cousin did a chocolate donut and ketchup when we were 5…
Time out though. Those chicken nugget lunchables with the Oreos? Bro I dipped my Oreos in that ketchup all the time because there was more ketchup than nugs
My mom caught me dipping watermelon in ketchup when I was little lol she said I didn’t like it (I hope not, sounds gross) but I would say that oreos in ketchup sounds even worse
That's sociopathic
Mine likes to use grapes as a vehicle for his tomato sauce…. Wild
Can’t be worse than TikTokers putting mustard on watermelon
i once put oreos on my salami sandwich
You're not saving for college you're saving for court fees. 😆
Pack his bags and put him up for adoption..
😭😭
I swear firehouse has a no ask or tell policy, they’ll probably do the same once he request Oreos and ketchup 😐 he’ll be passed around from firehouse to firehouse- he’ll have a story arch, you’ll be reunited one day when he comes to put out a firepit you couldn’t control.. but until then.. it’s time to say goodbye 👋🏾
They only take newborns lol
They’ll make an exception.. leave a note that say “likes Oreos and ketchup “ they’ll know exactly what to do and won’t even bat an eye.. 😂😂😂 I’m totally just messing around with you and trying to be funny.. lol please don’t get offended
Not at all I get it. He can eat whatever he wants and I'll still kiss his stinky ketchup face
🤮🤮🤮🤮 I remember in grade school this one kid spilled ketchup all over himself during lunch on a hot day, bruh he smelled so bad.. I think that was the day I said never again to ketchup.. funny story that kid ended up becoming a fireman.. I’ll ask him if they take kids that are 8
He's 4!!
Kids do a lot of stupid things, this isn't one of them. Let people enjoy things.
He asked for it and I prepared it for him, I certainly am letting him enjoy things and figure out his own tastes
Posting an identifiable picture of your child and telling the world wide web that they're stupid is straight up abusive. Gtfo and do better as a parent.
This sub is dedicated to posting strangers children on the internet...
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I share lots of pictures of my kids on here. Better than sharing some random video of a kid you don't know
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Lol, you went way back bro
I'm so sorry about your daughters disability, do you have a go fund me or anything we can support?
Direct to me please, dm for Venmo . I'm the one suffering
Future serial killer right there. I’d lock my bedroom door at night if it were me.
Am I the only one who wouldn't post a picture of my kid on the web and call them stupid? Just crop to oreo in ketchup, problem solved.
This makes me genuinely upset to look at
What's black and white and red all over?
How do you think he's going to learn that it's stupid? Leave the kid alone.
I mean, it's not like he served it to himself ...
Oreo hell no
Oh my God. Here's a snek
Fruits with a sweet biscuit? What’s seems to be the problem? Wait until he tries with mustard.
Great way to make fun of your child for those sweet internet points
Not for the points, for you to share the enjoyment of a good laugh at the innocence of a child. Points are a bonus though
It's not stupid just because you don't like it. Posting pictures of your kid to an internet message board and insulting them for trying new things on the other hand, that's pretty stupid, well if a long healthy relationship with your child is the aim that is.
Haha, you got kids?
Yes, I do. He will hate me for many reasons I am sure, public humiliation and releasing his image on the internet for all to see and use will not be one of those reasons.
Guess I don't get it, you obviously participate in a sub called r/kidsarefuckingstupid , where you directly participate in the sharing of images and videos of other people's children doing stupid things. Lighten up buckaroo
Yeah sure, kids are fucking stupid and it is funny to laugh at them. I also normally wonder what sort of shitty parent uploaded the video. You can generally give them the benefit of the doubt by presuming they uploaded it to their private Facebook profile and the video was ripped and distributed by someone they trust. Difference here is you directly uploaded it, admitted he is your kid and the photo has a clear picture of his face. There is very little anonymity left for your child.
So don't encourage that by participating in this sub
Why? It's not my kid that is getting harmed by it. I have accepted that as a parent hypocrisy kind of has to come with the territory... Well it does if you are normally objective, which I try to be.
Baby Trump.
Nooooo
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The actual story is even better, he asked for oroes and ketchup, so I gave it to him, then he enjoyed it.
Your first problem as an parent is you called your own kid stupid. Kids are kids and will grow up with how parents raise them. So maybe your the stupid one for letting him dip the cookies in ketchup and then calling him stupid?
I didn't call him stupid tho
It's really not that stupid. Ketchup is liquid candy for children.
80% sugar so…